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Huge dicks in everyday life

I always thought when a guy had a whopper (8" or larger), he probably waxed his whole body, bought a ticket to Hollywood and got into porn. Every guy I've "been with", everyone I've seen naked in real life, has been in the normal-to-small range.

Do average people (your mail carrier, the bag boy at the supermarket, the guy in the next cube at the office) ever have porn-sized weiners?

by Anonymousreply 7405/05/2014


by Anonymousreply 102/04/2012

One married guy I played with had a ridiculously huge cock. Definitely over 10.

It happens, just not as often as we'd like! LOL

by Anonymousreply 402/04/2012

I doubt it was really 10-11". Maybe it looked like that to a 16 year old. Less than .03% of the population have 10" dicks.

by Anonymousreply 502/04/2012


Everyone in the land is HUGE.

They should rename it Whopperstan.

Even the Abuelitas -- huge!

by Anonymousreply 602/04/2012

[quote]I doubt it was really 10-11". Maybe it looked like that to a 16 year old. Less than .03% of the population have 10" dicks.

It really was, his ball sack was on my navel and the tip on my breast bone when he shot into my mouth. The memory has never left me.

by Anonymousreply 702/04/2012

I'm convinced Cam4 is all recorded. Or whores. Or both.

But yes, several big'uns there.

by Anonymousreply 902/04/2012

[quote]I doubt it was really 10-11". Maybe it looked like that to a 16 year old. Less than .03% of the population have 10" dicks.

.03% of the population means that there are 10 in. cocks r5. It is very possible that it was that big.

by Anonymousreply 1002/04/2012

Most of the dozens of guys I've been with have had at least 7 and frequently more. I'm a size queen, so maybe I just have sizedar.

On the other hand, thickness is what really counts for me, so six thick inches will make a meal that will tide me over.

by Anonymousreply 1102/04/2012

You are describing my boyfriend and me. We are definitely not models types. We both get recognized for our height, but otherwise we kind of blend in. Handsome in that studious kind of way, we both wear glasses, are jeans and tshirt types and have never been into the bar scene.

He's a school administrator and I own a small marketing firm.

BF grew up in a strict religious family and so most think he's pretty conservative. We are both well endowed. He's hung about 10" and I'm hung about 8.5"

We laugh at the times when we had met people in the past...dates, hook-ups, etc who were luke warm to us, but once they found out we were packing, they wanted to be instant boyfriends.

People often instantly judge others based on looks alone, rarely taking the time to go an inch deeper. The BF is the best kisser I have ever had, funny, smart and behind closed doors he is completely uninhibted. The fact that he is packing is just icing on the cake.

by Anonymousreply 1202/04/2012

R12 Have your boyfriend contact me?

by Anonymousreply 1302/04/2012

I don't understand people who LIKE "thickness". It's just more pain and more work and there are just places it won't go. My mouth only opens so wide (I'm not Steven Tyler) and I'm sorry but anything thing HURTS so I won't bottom for anyone with a beer-can cock.

I like 'em big in porn, because they're easier to see. But in real life, I'm definitely NOT a size queen.

by Anonymousreply 1402/05/2012

OP, I am an average every day professional who has had sex with a couple of pornstars, and my dick is bigger than theirs. I see guys with very big dicks at the gym frequently and they are not in the sex industry. And I have sex with other men not in the sex industry, but just have plain old "everyday" lives and who have very big cocks as well.

In other words, no, you are just plain wrong on this one.

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by Anonymousreply 1605/11/2012

What a stupid thread.

by Anonymousreply 1705/11/2012

They're out there. I guess I'm lucky or have sizedar like R11. I seem to find them regularly.

I can also be R11's snack. I'm a thick six. But my nuts are huge and hang. They're always topic #1 when the pants come off.

by Anonymousreply 1805/11/2012

When I was young and a slut, all of the monster dicks I hooked up with belonged to average schmoes, i.e., a civil servant, college students, some guy who seemed to be a construction worker, etc. If you have any kind of brain or common sense, porn is not going to be your first career option even if you have a "porn dick." Of course, the internet was in its infancy and the amount of amateur porn back then as compared to now was insignificant.

by Anonymousreply 1905/11/2012

"Ecuador! Everyone in the land is HUGE."

I assume you're from the Ecuadorian Visitors Bureau. I have just one question: Can you have condoms in my hotel room upon my arrival?

by Anonymousreply 2105/11/2012

[quote]Ecuador! Everyone in the land is HUGE

Yes, but their faces are like snapping turtles.

The biggest dick I've encountered ( not merely big or extra big, but Pompeii fresco monstrous) belonged to a skinny organ player. (That's not a euphemism.)

The biggest balls (small butternut pumpkin) to a softwear engineer.

by Anonymousreply 2205/11/2012

I'm a mid-level civil servant with a big & well-proportioned cock. Ugly as a smacked ass though.

by Anonymousreply 2305/11/2012

I saw one it was HUGE. It was making a weird sound, then I realized it was a goose.

by Anonymousreply 2405/11/2012

R20, you're proof to me that there is no god.

by Anonymousreply 2605/11/2012

I seem to work with a lot of huge dicks and its no fun, trust me.

by Anonymousreply 2705/11/2012

It's a matter of height in Ecuador. It's a land of short people so the small men look like they have big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 2805/11/2012

I've choked on a few. They definitely do exist!

Also, not sure what porn studios or websites you're watching but most of the guys in gay porn today only have medium-large cocks (like 7"), even the tops, unless it's a site or title like "Huge Dicks" etc.

by Anonymousreply 2905/11/2012

Man... everyone's got his measures! I mean.. it's not soo amazing, you know! I am responding because i feel like the whole concept is so wrong and badly perceived! I mean, i got average/above average looks,fit body, have been straight,now truly BI, love younger (above 18, i'm 31) blond boys with plump lips and big bubble butts,but still shag some pussy when they'll let me. Believe it or not, I've got 11 inches, and i'm 6 inches in girth, believe me, it's the fattest manhood, and since i'm of Italian descent my folks did not cut me, which i think it's cool,but most ladies hated it,thank God guys like it! But, hey they never know what to do with it! They get tired on sucking on it, very frustrating.. Worse i love to top and rarely get to fuck anyone, because it hurts them bad! And no, i don't shave, i'm as hairy as they get, and, again, i think i like myself, think it's sexy, folks say so too,lately, but, believe me, i was a joke in High School, played rugby for a while and became another joke there, my first g/f dumped me because of how BIG it was, and could never enjoy! Only black ladies can take it, and i'm ok with them, but i mean.. it's never been my first choice! Yes, at the gym, i cover it,carefully, otherwise everybody stares like crazy, then they hit on me, then, if i find a match,passed all the OHHH WOW and WOOF's, then the guy is like.. let's just kiss, and let me touch it.. but cannot take it!! How do you think i have been feeling? So Great? No! And yes, i have been approached for Porn, more than a couple of times, even at the damn gym, but hey, ain't into doing that! It happens i've got a good career and make well! But i can't get laid very often, or not in the way i'd like to!!! I mean, i have been turned down even by prostitutes!! I know it may sound like a boig joke, but it isn't! I've been always admired (not in High School!!!) but, let's say, after 24,after College,people always talked about me like the guy with the huge cock and low hangers, and yet,most of the time, i gotta take care of myself! Thank God, for Porn(which again love watching, but won't ever do!) and Fleshlight's! Sadly this is true! Maybe some of you will make the usual nasty comments, don't care, but, whether you believe it or not.. for me having had a huge and great looking thick uncut cock, has been and still is a Curse! Unless i decide to date BBW's!!! That's it! What do you say? I think it's not the size, it's how you use it, how hard and long lasting you can be, that matters at the end.. and would love to know that! But besides a few experiences with a few kind black curvy ladies who could take me, slowly, but then for even a full 30 minutes of banging, i don't certainly get to enjoy or to have that opportunity very often! Most people get excited, and then once we start, they reject me! So i rarely ever got truly satisfied! Ever! Is that ironic or WHAT? PEOPLE SHOULD ENJOY WHAT THEY HAVE GOT AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT! PEACE! Dominic.

by Anonymousreply 3005/11/2012

Who the fuck has seen their postman's dick?

by Anonymousreply 3105/11/2012

I had sex with about 100 men. Out of the 100, two had huge, porn-like dicks. Everyone else was average or below average.

by Anonymousreply 3305/11/2012

The guy who does my lawn is hung like a moose. I saw him with hardon one day. Apparently my neighbor's wife turned him on. He's a compact little guy, but his cock his enormous. I would guess 10 inches at least.

by Anonymousreply 3405/11/2012

Fearful of AIDS in the '90s I used to pick "legit," "non-sexual" ads when I'd go for erotic massages.

Invariably, the guy would end up going to town on my dick, usually prefacing it with: "I don't usually do this, but..."

It took me longer than it should have to realize, "Oh, I guess not everyone has a dick like mine."

by Anonymousreply 3505/11/2012

A friend of mine has an enormous schlong (I've seen int erect accidentally). He's very quiet and unassuming, cute in a quirky way but not really good looking, with an average build. I was a bit shocked when I saw it. Walked in on him getting a blow job (crazy house party and I just went to get my coat from a spare bedroom). The lights were on and the sucker was just licking the head (probably all he could manage!) so I did see the whole thing clearly. Has to be 10 inches and thicker than my wrist. It was gorgeous, too, pale white and hairless, beautiful veins and an enormous plum-like head. Just, god, a fucking beautiful cock. I'd have gotten on my knees and worshipped it too if it wouldn't weird out our friendship (which it would, too incestuous).

Kinda funny when I see him, knowing what he's packing!

by Anonymousreply 3605/11/2012

This is not an unreasonable topic for a thread but I fear we are getting a lot of Penthouse Forum style entries.

by Anonymousreply 3705/11/2012

R36, you had me until the hairless part. Gross. A good friend of mine is really hung, I had alway suspected it because he just bulges the hell out of his jeans. I finally saw a pic of it, he sent to a mutual friend he was dating and the pic got into the wrong hands. Damn! Now I can't look at him without thinking of his huge 9 incher. I am not really attracted to him, but I do fantasize about his cock if that make sense?

by Anonymousreply 3805/11/2012

A hairless dick is gross? I didn't mean his pubes were shaved, just that his dick was smooth and didn't have hair growing up the sides or stubble from shaving. It looked hairless right to the root, where it met his bush.

by Anonymousreply 3905/11/2012

Go to dudesnude. Lots of guys who are not in porn but are more than happy to show their dicks, many with more than 8 inches.

And just FYI, thickness can be the bigger challenge. My ex had an eight incher which felt amazing once I got it in, but he was so thick it was a challenge to blow him and I always needed a toy to loosen me up to be able to take him.

by Anonymousreply 4005/11/2012

[quote]I had sex with about 100 men. Out of the 100, two had huge, porn-like dicks. Everyone else was average or below average.

You're the only person I believe in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4105/11/2012

I came out '81, and was definitely a slut when I lived in DC from 1990-97 in the early ages of internet m4m chatrooms. I've been with 500+ guys over the past 30 years. 95% of these were average (5-7"), but there were a few whoppers. I can still remember three that were definite outliers. One was 9" and an insatiable bottom. Another was a good 8.5" and uncut on a rugged Venezuelan guy. The last was 8ish, and I dated him for several months.

But in my unscientific field research, truly big dicks are rare.

by Anonymousreply 4205/11/2012

In my time I've come across one big and one truly huge - both on men with broad shoulders (not sure what the correlation is there, just an observation). One works in agriculture, the other a lawyer. This accounts for about 10% of my male partners (you do the math - clearly it ain't a scientific study). In my opinion, it's a novelty but in the end a bit of an inconvenience - there is only so much you can do with it really. Give me average and respectable girth any day.

by Anonymousreply 4305/11/2012

Huge dick is a winner, i wont date anyone with a small dick.

by Anonymousreply 4405/11/2012

"Whopperstan" !!


by Anonymousreply 4505/11/2012

9 billion people. Assume half are women. That's 4,500,000,000 men. Assume 1 percent have big dicks.

That's 45 million whoppers out there.

by Anonymousreply 4605/11/2012

R44 will die alone.

by Anonymousreply 4705/11/2012

R46 There's just under 7 billion people in the world and there's more women than men. Do your math again.

by Anonymousreply 4805/11/2012

You called?

by Anonymousreply 4905/12/2012

"and I always needed a toy to loosen me up to be able to take him."

Oddly enough, that toy was Teddy Ruxpin.

by Anonymousreply 5005/12/2012

I love the title of this thread

by Anonymousreply 5105/12/2012

I have yet to se see a big one bohoohoo

by Anonymousreply 5205/12/2012

Don't forget to account for the Asians r46...

by Anonymousreply 5305/12/2012

My straight roommate had like a 10inch thick cock and it freaked me out . He got drunk often and it always scared me because i feared having sex with him.

He got really horny anytime he was drunk

by Anonymousreply 5405/12/2012

Big dicks are a dime a dozen. I don't know if I'm a magnet or what, but my experience has been that truly large dicks are not at all a rarity. Not at all. Big feet, small feet. Big nose, normal schnozz. Tall and skinny, small and beefy. Shy or outgoing. Big hands, baby hands. I just hook up with guys I for some reason find attractive, and "whoop, there it is."

Personally, I'm more of an ass and legs man, but that's not to say I don't appreciate really big dick. It's just that I know there are thirty more right around the corner.

by Anonymousreply 5505/12/2012

It's just that I know there are thirty more right around the corner.

Excuse me, that would be the corner of where and where exactly?

by Anonymousreply 5605/12/2012

Goggle earth big cocks

by Anonymousreply 5705/12/2012

gay men are so dumb!

by Anonymousreply 5805/12/2012

Isabel Sanford had a 10 inch one. Most people thought she was a woman, but look at her...She's a man all right.

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by Anonymousreply 6005/25/2012

I was waiting on line to use the restroom at the pool yesturday and there was this average looking middle age guy in front of me on line. He had the Hugest bulge in his bathing suit. It was unreal. I was hoping to get a look while standing at the urinal but he went into the stalls.

by Anonymousreply 6102/18/2013

I'm kind of an expert, I guess. I was an incorrigable voyeur from a very young age and spent my youth and young adulthood standing at urinals and gawking in locker rooms. Make your snarky comments, but it was a lonely, unhappy waste of a young life. I was always somewhat unattractive, and learned early that it was easier to be mostly content with seeing rather than having them. But I DO know alot about dicks. I'd agree that the really big ones are fewer than 1 percent - and I remember every one of them. And it's usually a surprise whose pants it will get pulled out of. Nose, shoe size, etc....sometimes, but not that often. I've had a few, but I don't have a wide mouth nor am I a bottom, so there was usually a little awkwardness. I'm still utterly fascinated with them, and right or wrong, still equate them with some higher, unidentifiable form of humanity(although some of them were dumb as rocks), but for me they're far better in fantasy than in reality.

by Anonymousreply 6202/18/2013

OP, have you ever been to a gym?

by Anonymousreply 6302/18/2013

Men who are very large and thick get less blow jobs, as most mouths can't really accommodate.

by Anonymousreply 6402/18/2013

Of course. And, it's sort of really hot to see guys in everyday situations, from guys at the basketball courts, to paunchy middle-aged, kahaki-wearing government workers, to pimple faced geeky nerds, to muscle heads at the gym, to just completely average guys working the register or waiting tables sport big cock, sloshing around in their pants - some know they got it, some seem oblivious to what they have.

In this age of easy access porn, and with so many people posting dick pics, it would be easy to think that everybody has a huge dick. Seriously. I mean, if you're small or average you're generally not going to put it out there like if you had a big cock. So, back in real life, I can understand OP's "reality check." Yes, there are many, many guys with small or average cocks, which is kind of wakeup call after poking around the internet.

But, there actually are plenty of everyday guys with big meat. And, again, the everyday context makes it really hot IMO.

On a side note, what can be even hotter are everyday guys with great ass - firm, round, pinched in the middle, shelf-like. And, so many guys are oblivious to their ass, unlike their cock.

by Anonymousreply 6502/18/2013

If you're quick you can get a look at him.

by Anonymousreply 6602/18/2013

I wish I had a bigger dick, they just look more appealing.

by Anonymousreply 6702/18/2013

this hot Ecuadorian just got re-elected and even hotter because he offered asylum to Julian Assange

by Anonymousreply 6802/18/2013

Urinal dividers and shower cubicals have egregiously interfered with this generation's penile literacy.

by Anonymousreply 6902/18/2013

I've never been satisfied after Bea.

by Anonymousreply 7002/18/2013

I hooked up with a guy I met at the gym..but not IN the gym. Always noticed he pulled his underwear on under his towel. Thought he was just shy. Then one night after a workout he came home with me. He had a swinging python between his legs. Sad because instead of being proud (as most aholes would be) he was actually shy about it.

How many inches? I didn't pull out my ruler by, my guesstimate is 10" semi erect.

by Anonymousreply 7102/18/2013

this thread is useless without pics of some of you claiming to have huge dicks.

by Anonymousreply 7202/18/2013

When I was in high school there was a guy that went to another high school nearby and his nickname was "Pringle" because his dick was supposed to be the length of a Pringle's can.

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