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Favorite "Kath and Kim" Episode

Favorite Kath and Kim moments, toot sweet ploise!

[italic]Blow it out your ass![/italic]

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5902/23/2013

Huh?

Who?

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 102/02/2012

When Kim's husband cheats on her and she tells him " its over, burrito!"

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 202/02/2012

"Brett, would you fetch me another glass of kardonay, please."

"Sure, Kim, but it's pronounced "shar-donay."

"No, it's French. The H is silent. It's pronounced "kardonay."

"No, Brett's right, it's pronounced "shar-donay..."

"Fine, fine, shar-donay, ya pack o' shunts!"

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 302/02/2012

I don't like either of them, they are both cunts.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 402/02/2012

It's just like Cinderella!! Don't you know your history, Kim?

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 502/02/2012

Loved the show. NBC was stupid for canceling it.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 602/02/2012

Listen to moy.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 702/02/2012

I love the one where Kim's pregnant, and she's looking for a toilet in Ikea. She finds one, and the workers take away the wall, and she's sitting on one of the store models, going to the bathroom in the middle of the store.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 802/02/2012

[quote]Loved the show. NBC was stupid for canceling it. No, not that one. The original Australian version.

Love them all and have the entire series on dvd. Love when Sharon takes up Irish dancing and Kath and Kel get 'natural' temporary face-lifts.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 902/03/2012

here you go

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1002/03/2012

Shoulder pads never went out!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1102/03/2012

Kel looking exactly like Jennifer Aniston was hysterical.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1202/03/2012

NBC! The American version was dreadful.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1302/03/2012

Just saw the US version on DVD and, although I hated it when it aired. . .I now find it to be damned hysterical. I don't know what the difference is, maybe I really resented the Americanization if what I found to be an amazing series, but it really left me in tears.

Give it a second shot. Its got some hysterical episodes.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1402/03/2012

We're not talking about the American version, you stooopid goirl!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1502/03/2012

"I'll take excrements of $1000"

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1602/03/2012

The first season was hilarious. It went down hill after that. Here are a couple of favourite episodes...

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1702/04/2012

Face facts, Kim. You're a Dutch Sea Wall

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1802/04/2012

Kath and Kel on "Dancing With the Stars".

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 1902/04/2012

Mine would be when Kourt calls Kim a bitch for telling Chris that he can't move her stuff to LA because she doesn't have any room in her place. Kourt is like WTF, you're married Kimmy, if I was Chris I would like totally hate you! I think that's when I knew I loved those crazy Kardashians!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2002/04/2012

"She looks a hundred bucks!"

"I'm not as stupid as I look."

Kath Day-Knight = ingenius

Sharon, who's injured in every episode, gets a proposal via the internet.

Sharon: I'll have to get a Brazilian.

Kim: You'll need a South American.

The outfits Gina Reily will put herself in with her gut and ass hanging out are hysterical.

Kim: It's a Jessica Simpson.

Kath: More like Homer Simpson.

***

Sharon: Maybe I'll meet my Mr. Big.

Kim: That would make you Mrs. Big. That's fitting.

***

Kim's water breaking while they've all inhailed helium made me almost pee my pants.

Kim tells Kath that her 1 year old daughter has moved onto watching "Desperate Housewives".

There's a scene in the first series which story arch is Kath's wedding. Kim asks her why she can't "elope ". Kath saysm "I cantaloupe". You may miss that she's just taken a cantaloupe out of the refrigerator.

Kim's husband is always cheating on her. He gets a dog, Cujo, which makes her angry enough to move out. She tells Kath that it's like that "Single White Female".

Kim: Cujo thinks she's me, she sleeps on my side of the bed, she growls at Brett, she drinks out of the toilet bowl. Pretty soon she be smoking Pall Malls, and shopping at Fountain Gate.

Kath moves back with her husband, with the dog sleeping in the bed. Bret, her husband, is again showing affection to the dog over her. She bites the dog! lol.

Kim: I want to be effluent, Mum.

Kath: You are effluent, Kim. Look what you have - a Hyundai, a half-share in a home unit, a DVD player, a mobile...

***

Kim: I'm not a size 16, I'm a size 10!

Kath: Huh! Country Road size 10!

***

Kel: There's more to life than television.

Kath: Not really.

***

Kath: Madonna Penn-Ritchie, Courtney Loves Cox...

I love when Kath tries to get Kim to take up smoking again to get her down to size for her wedding.

The episode where Kath and Kel get their faces peeled, botoxed, and everything under the sun, is to die for!

Listen, if you haven't seen this show, you're completely missing out. People on here ask for shows to watch. This is IT. If you're looking for something to make you laugh, download the original Aussie series. There's been four series, and one tele-film, "Da Kath and Kim Code". The film comes out this year.

Matt Lucas played Sharon's sister. Kylie Minogue was in two episodes. Rachel Hunter and Eric Banana appeared, and Michael Buble was trying to have an affair with Kath.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2102/05/2012

Kath's hen night.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2202/05/2012

Kath & Kim - Chimpanzee

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2302/05/2012

Kim trying on some of the most outrageous outfits!!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2402/05/2012

Kath and Kel vacationing in an airport.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2502/05/2012

Kim turns herself into a pirate accidentally.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2602/05/2012

The infamous "power walk".

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2702/05/2012

[quote]There's a scene in the first series which story arch is Kath's wedding. Kim asks her why she can't "elope ". Kath saysm "I cantaloupe". You may miss that she's just taken a cantaloupe out of the refrigerator.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen!

Here are Kath and Kim singing "Lady Bump-

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2802/05/2012

I loved Kim putting her infant daughter in a singing contest, and she's sitting in the audience booing all the other children going up performing. lol.

When she's in the hospital after he water breaks, she just looks down at her stomach and screams, "Get out!" Hard to get the full picture if you haven't seen the episode. Kim is just the most selfish, arrested-developed girl on Earth! Love it!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 2902/05/2012

I can't believe Jane and Gina are only a few months apart in age.

I also can't believe Gina sings the theme song, "The Joker". Goddamn, she's an amazing singer!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3002/05/2012

Look at me look at me look at meeeeeeeeeee.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3102/06/2012

Sharon going for the food:

"Come on Kim, you know when I get back from playing sports, I'm ravishing!"

Kim: "We are ovah! Get it straight from the horse's ass!"

"I'm not as stupid as I look."

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3202/06/2012

Kim's explanation of how she lost weight: "I did it the old-fashioned way. Laxatives and smokes."

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3302/07/2012

"I'm so there, Jackie O!"

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3402/07/2012

I love when Kimmy was in Mexico with her family, and there was a spider on her shoulder and she started to cry the ugly cry and scream and bounce around, while everyone was on the floor laughin at her.

Gotta Say love those K's!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3502/07/2012

Sharon: "I am taking your aggro onboard. I'm okay and you're okay."

Kim: "No, Sharon. I'm okay and you're a dickhead."

My favorite scene is Kim and Sharon modeling lingerie to raise money for Kath's wedding.

Oh, and any scene featuring Marion the relationship counselor.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3602/07/2012

Its ovah! O-V-A-H!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3708/29/2012

The one where Kath thinks Kim and Sharon are lezzing it up together.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3808/29/2012

Kim: My favorite film is Shallow Hal. I can totally relate.

Kath: Why? Because you're so fat?

Kim: No, because I'm shallow! God, you're mean to me!

***

Brett: Kim, you've got to be very careful on the Internet. Lots of pervs and weirdos out there.

Kim: Don't worry Brett, I'm only in the chatrooms.

Brett: What's your screen name?

Kim: "Hornbag"

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 3908/29/2012

I love this show...The Aussie version. Does anyone know how to get that version in the U.S.?

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4008/29/2012

I think the Irish step-dancing scene at the bar was bith intense and hilarious at the same time. Also, the kissing on that show is always a treat.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4108/29/2012

I love every episode where Prue and Trude make an appearance!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4208/29/2012

The oversexed director of the stage version of "The Hours" starring Kath and Kel on her casting woes:

"I'm desperate for men!!"

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4308/29/2012

How's the feature film Kath & Kimderella?

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4409/11/2012

"easy peasy lemon squeezey"

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4509/15/2012

Can't wait for the Kath & Kimderella movie!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4609/15/2012

Magda Szubanski who plays "Sharon" come out as a lesbian recently.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4709/15/2012

My favorite show of all time. I have the entire series plus the tv-movie on dvd. Since I have a mac, I can play them because mac players are region-free.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4809/15/2012

They're a couple of foxy morons.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 4909/15/2012

The trailer for Kath and Kimderella is not funny at all. That does not bode well for the movie.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5009/15/2012

Does anyone else find Brett extremely sexy?

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5109/18/2012

Yes I do, R51. VERY sexy!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5209/18/2012

Saw the kath'n'kimderella fillum last weekend - not exactly a worldbeater - just like several episodes put together -

Which for most fans - is enough.

Very silly - but lotsa fun stuff - and Pru & Trude are along for the ride, as is Marion the relationship counsellor (love 'em!).

Felt just a tad sad that Richard E. Grant's career has come down to this - but hey - it's sure an improvement on the spice girls' film...

One for the fans!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5309/21/2012

I wish the film would play here in the U.S.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5409/21/2012

I creamed my jeans when I saw this thread!

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5502/23/2013

R40 you might have to get the torrent.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5602/23/2013

Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi..

I love this show more AbFab. It's a go-to show when I'm feeling down, as is Arrested Development, The Mighty Boosh and Peep Show. I can watch it over and over.

It's noice, its different, it's unusual.

Trude and Prue are great recurring characters too.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5702/23/2013

What does that pacifically entail?

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5802/23/2013

If nothing else, I will always love this show for introducing "shunts" into my vocabulary.

by Can't wait for the fucking film!!!reply 5902/23/2013
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