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Stars Whose Holes I Would Eat

Matt Bomer

Channing Tatum

Chris Pine

Chris Evans

by Anonymousreply 12003/12/2017

I'd like to taste Vin Diesel's hole. Bet it's ripe.

by Anonymousreply 101/25/2012

Ellen Barkin

by Anonymousreply 201/25/2012

Betty White

by Anonymousreply 301/25/2012

Hole and hole. What is "hole"?

by Anonymousreply 401/25/2012

Tom Hardy

Andrew Garfield

Chris Evans

Tim Tebow

Matt Bomer

Henry Cavill

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Sam Witwer

by Anonymousreply 501/25/2012


by Anonymousreply 601/25/2012


by Anonymousreply 701/25/2012

Is he picking his ass at R7?

by Anonymousreply 801/25/2012

I hear Chris Evans is becoming a cokehead. Perhaps you could get a straw and blow some up his ass.

by Anonymousreply 901/25/2012

r6, that ship has sailed.

by Anonymousreply 1001/25/2012

It think he's scratching a bun, R8.

by Anonymousreply 1101/25/2012

Chris Meloni

by Anonymousreply 1201/25/2012

Matthew and Chris Meloni together would be heaven.

by Anonymousreply 1301/25/2012

Chris Meloni and Elias Koteas together would be heaven!

by Anonymousreply 1401/26/2012

I have a crush on comedy actor Stephen Root. I want him to be my husbear.

by Anonymousreply 1501/28/2012

Most of those mentioned, plus:

Ryan Phillipe

Jake Gyllenhaal

Cam Gigandet

Paul Walker

Seann William Scott

Dylan O'Brien (Stiles, from Teen Wolf)

Colton Haynes

Tyler Hoechlin (Derick, from Teen Wolf)

by Anonymousreply 1601/28/2012

Justin Bieber

by Anonymousreply 1701/28/2012

Gale Harold

by Anonymousreply 1801/28/2012

Blair Underwood

Kobe Bryant

Shemar Moore

Vin Diesel

Chris Brown

Porn Star Brian Pumper

by Anonymousreply 1901/28/2012

Matt Bomer

Gale Harold

Adam Scott

by Anonymousreply 2001/28/2012

Michael Pitt

by Anonymousreply 2101/28/2012

Michael Angarano

Logan Lerman

by Anonymousreply 2201/28/2012

Jesse Eisenberg. He looks like a squealer.

by Anonymousreply 2301/28/2012

Betelgeuse and Barnard's Star. Maybe Procyon B.

But no way would I eat the hole of star Beta Triangula!

by Anonymousreply 2401/28/2012

To start with:

Joshua Jackson

Benjamin McKenzie

Matt Lanter

James Wolk

George Clooney

Cory Monteith

Damian McGinty

There's probably a thousand more...possibly Jake Gyllenhaal, Shia LaBouf, and more, but I'll gladly start with the ones listed above.

by Anonymousreply 2501/28/2012

Definitely Chris Pine

by Anonymousreply 2601/28/2012

Oh, definitely add Channing Tatum to that list.

by Anonymousreply 2701/28/2012

Chris Brown

Shia Labeouf

The Game

Mehcad Brooks

Kellan Lutz

Idris Elba

by Anonymousreply 2801/29/2012

No one knows who two thirds of these people are.

by Anonymousreply 2901/29/2012

The hotter they are the better their holes taste.

by Anonymousreply 3001/29/2012

Darren Criss

Penn Badgley

Jesse Williams

by Anonymousreply 3101/29/2012

r30, unfortunately that is not true. Not all hotties are "hygenic."

by Anonymousreply 3201/29/2012

Stephen Dorff

by Anonymousreply 3301/29/2012

No one menshhionshh MY hole, and yet it'ssh overflowing with nutrisshioussh corn!

by Anonymousreply 3401/29/2012

Jensen Ackles Alex O'Loughlin Zac Efron

by Anonymousreply 3501/30/2012

I would eat Alec Baldwin's hole. He's lost a lot of weight and has been looking particularly hot lately.

by Anonymousreply 3602/06/2012

Henry Cavill

Colin Egglesfield

Adam Levine

Jeremy Northam

Jason Patric

Mark Harmon

James D'Arcy

Matt Bomer

Tom Ford

Jake Gyllenhaal

George Clooney

Kevin Costner

by Anonymousreply 3702/07/2012

Jimmy Fallon. For some reason he is now hot to me. Want him to sit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 3802/08/2012

Tyrone Power when he was in "The Razor's Edge". His hole would have been worshipped

by Anonymousreply 3910/27/2012

How many men have tasted Matt Bomer's anus?

by Anonymousreply 4003/20/2013

Ty Burrell. Bet he has a hot, hairy hole that just reeks of manscent. What I wouldn't give to lick it and not stop till I've run my tongue all the way up his hairy ass crack.

by Anonymousreply 4103/20/2013

Anibal Rada--love him!

by Anonymousreply 4203/20/2013

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

by Anonymousreply 4303/20/2013

In their prime (aka when ass was most ripe) : Cary Grant Gregory Peck Robert Conrad Gary Cooper Gene Kelley Marlon Brando Sean Connery Paul Newman Richard Chamberlain Antonio Sabato JR. Tyson Beckford

by Anonymousreply 4403/20/2013

OP, have you been tested for hepatitis, dude? Just saying....

by Anonymousreply 4503/20/2013

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Ryan Gosling

Chris Evans

by Anonymousreply 4603/20/2013 does not eat a filthy ass, normally. One needs to wash his crack and hole with hot water and soap. Stick your soaped up pinkie one or two knuckles deep into hole...or just use an anal douche.

Lastly, shave your crack, taint and around your does carry bacteria and microbes. (I know some of you like a hairy hole but it is best to shave it.)

best to do this within 2-3 hours of when you anticipate receiving some butt munching.

That area will now be cleaner than most people's mouths. And cleaner than 50% of the cocks you put in your mouth.

You've been schooled so take your time - enjoy your meal or serving it up.

by Anonymousreply 4703/20/2013

Who the fuck bumped this thread after a year?

Who the fuck specifically searches for a thread like this?

by Anonymousreply 4803/20/2013

Bradley Cooper

by Anonymousreply 4903/20/2013

Just for the record, OP, how old are you and what do you do for a living?

by Anonymousreply 5003/20/2013

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 5103/20/2013

Will Smith!

by Anonymousreply 5203/20/2013

R48, tons of trolls on the DL of late

by Anonymousreply 5303/20/2013

Dear Nord in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 5403/21/2013

I can't believe no one has said Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 5503/21/2013

James Wolk. If he has one. I can't imagine someone as perfect and beautiful as he doing something as base as farting/shitting.

by Anonymousreply 5603/21/2013

"soaped-up pinkie"

R47 sounds amazingly dull. It's not surgery - just eat his hairy ass after he goes for a nice jog. It's the masculine musk that make gay rimming worthwhile.

by Anonymousreply 5703/21/2013

Mr. Matt "Sweet Stuff" Damon

by Anonymousreply 5803/23/2013

In his prime, well for that matter he was always prime.....Tyrone Power

by Anonymousreply 5903/23/2013

Chris Evans

Chris Evans

Chris Evans

by Anonymousreply 6003/23/2013

Chris Evans!!!

Aaron Taylor Johnson!!!

Jason Behr

by Anonymousreply 6103/23/2013

Kellan Lutz

Hugh Jackman

Zac Efron

Nick Jonas

by Anonymousreply 6203/23/2013

You made me gag, R57.

by Anonymousreply 6303/23/2013

Seth Meyers - deeply and frequently

by Anonymousreply 6403/23/2013

These hot male stars with bubbly booties should sell a lick for charity. $1,000 per lick or for a loop dee loop around his pie hole. I would skip my vacation plans in order to spend my dough on the right guy. And we would be helping a good cause.

by Anonymousreply 6504/01/2013

Jack Davenport from "SMASH". Sexy man with devilish smile.

by Anonymousreply 6604/12/2013

[quote]I'd like to taste Vin Diesel's hole.


by Anonymousreply 6704/12/2013

Adam Levine

by Anonymousreply 6804/12/2013

R63 uses a soaped-up pinkie on his grandmother's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 6904/12/2013

Such as, r65?

by Anonymousreply 7004/12/2013

John Mulaney

by Anonymousreply 7104/12/2013

Alec Baldwin

Nathan Fillion

Cheyenne Jackson

Mark Walberg (not Marky Mark, the guy who hosts Antiques Road Show)

Chris Noth

by Anonymousreply 7204/12/2013

Taylor Lautner

by Anonymousreply 7304/12/2013

I think Adam Levine needs his hole worked on a bit.

by Anonymousreply 7404/13/2013

LOL at the guy from Antiques Roadshow.

by Anonymousreply 7504/13/2013

I don't understand all the Adam Levine love.

by Anonymousreply 7604/13/2013

Why don't I know who half these people are?

by Anonymousreply 7704/13/2013

No big mystery R76.....some of us think he is one hell of a hot man. Not the best singer, not the best body (hate some of his some of them). But he is handsome, sexy, has a sense of humor and yes, he can be a douche bag. So can most of us actually. It's just a matter of taste.

by Anonymousreply 7804/13/2013

I would love to eat the hairy, virile Greek-Canadian hole of Elias Koteas.

by Anonymousreply 7904/13/2013

I wouldn't go anywhere near Alec Baldwin's hole, but he'd be welcome to mine. Rawr.

by Anonymousreply 8004/13/2013

Rosie O'Donnell's!

by Anonymousreply 8104/13/2013

More stars whose holes we would eat!

by Anonymousreply 8204/26/2013

I would love to nuzzle my face off the virile Greek-Canadian ass cheeks of Elias Koteas and enjoy their matted fur, before spreading the cheeks open so as to locate the meaty Grecian olive of his anus with my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 8304/26/2013

David Giuntoli from GRIMM. He is adorably cute and sexy. I bet he is great fun in bed.

by Anonymousreply 8404/27/2013

Bruce Vilanch!

by Anonymousreply 8504/27/2013

DJ Jesse Janedy from afterBuzz TV!

by Anonymousreply 8604/27/2013

Aaron Taylor Johnson

by Anonymousreply 8704/27/2013

Helen Lawson

by Anonymousreply 8804/27/2013

John Stamos

by Anonymousreply 8908/19/2013

Michael Fassbender

by Anonymousreply 9003/01/2014

Kevin Costner

by Anonymousreply 9103/01/2014

Jack Davenport

by Anonymousreply 9203/01/2014

Dylan McDermott

by Anonymousreply 9303/28/2014

Gabriel Mann

by Anonymousreply 9403/28/2014

Jay Leno

by Anonymousreply 9503/28/2014

John Goodman

by Anonymousreply 9603/28/2014

Adam Levine

by Anonymousreply 9704/21/2014

[quote]Aaron Taylor Johnson

You'll have to push my face out of the way first.

by Anonymousreply 9804/21/2014

Matthew Goode

by Anonymousreply 9912/21/2014

Yuck. Nobody. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 10012/21/2014

William R. Moses

by Anonymousreply 10106/06/2015


by Anonymousreply 10206/06/2015

I would eat Grant Gustin's hole until I passed out. And Jamie Bell's too. I bet his is musky and warm, within that big tight ass.

by Anonymousreply 10306/06/2015


by Anonymousreply 10406/06/2015

all those Chris's and no Chris Pratt? He is on my Chris list for licking and sucking.

by Anonymousreply 10506/06/2015

Chris Pratt would probably love to have his hole eaten, enthusiastically. That guy is up for any fucking thing.

by Anonymousreply 10606/06/2015

V.I. Lenin

by Anonymousreply 10706/06/2015


by Anonymousreply 10806/07/2015

James Norton

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by Anonymousreply 11109/15/2016

Armie Hammer

by Anonymousreply 11202/04/2017

Only Channing. OK, maybe Meloni too.

by Anonymousreply 11302/04/2017

OMG, 112 responses and no Chris Hemsworth? Didn't think much about him until I saw him on SNL. He gives me wood now. I'd eat his ass out so good, with that long torso and long legs. So hot. Shit, he could fart in my mouth and I'd keep going.

by Anonymousreply 11402/04/2017

Fredric March

by Anonymousreply 11502/05/2017

115 replies and no one has mentioned Helen Hayes?


by Anonymousreply 11602/05/2017

Seems to me that Beck Bennett's asshole would be might good eatin'.

by Anonymousreply 11702/07/2017

Elijah Wood

Jamie Dornan

Colin Farrell (even skeevy versions)

Daniel Radcliffe

James Franco (especially skeevy phases of)

Eddie Redmayne

Jude Law

Nicholas Hoult

Gael García Bernal

Mario Casas

Alex Gonzalez

by Anonymousreply 11802/07/2017

TOTALLY agree with Sam Witwer mention upthread. I find him incredibly hot.

by Anonymousreply 11902/07/2017

Tom Hopper

by Anonymousreply 12003/12/2017
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