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Men in Congo have largest penises in the world.

Average penis size in Congo is 7.1"

Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are the top five.

Average penis size in South Korea is 3.1"

Cambodia, Thailand, India, and Burma round out the bottom five.

by Anonymousreply 6702/05/2015

Ecuador? The men there all seemed very short in their height and there didn't appear to be big bulges in their pants.

by Anonymousreply 101/21/2012

I remember a thread about small penises, and someone pointed out that in the famous works of art you always see small penises - it's true. When did large penises become the standard? Is it because of porn?

by Anonymousreply 201/21/2012

'Cause their dongs hang down the bulge, just a sewer pipe hanging down one thigh.

by Anonymousreply 301/21/2012

[quote]in the famous works of art you always see small penises - it's true.

You obviously have never seen African art.

by Anonymousreply 401/21/2012

Looks like it's time to talk to a travel agent.

by Anonymousreply 501/21/2012

I'm not talking about African art. And anyway, African art is not in The History of art by H.W. Janson. I mean Michaelangelo, etc.

by Anonymousreply 601/21/2012

White people art? ^

by Anonymousreply 701/21/2012

R6 - I know what you meant. I was pointing out that not every society glorified small penises.

by Anonymousreply 801/21/2012

where's the map that has it in inches?

by Anonymousreply 901/21/2012

sculpture and painting in the Western World, R7 - they probably changed it in later editions. I actually think they may have had some African art in it but no large penis works

by Anonymousreply 1001/21/2012

[all posts by tedious troll]

by Anonymousreply 1101/21/2012

Nobody would be hot in Congo anyway

by Anonymousreply 1201/21/2012

[quote] in the famous works of art you always see small penises

Those canvases are cold!

by Anonymousreply 1301/21/2012

As the web site at the link says, the "data" are bogus and the map and its national rankings are fictitious.

There have been no international studies comparing penile length and girth across the world, and any data that exist are not the sort that provide sufficient grounds for confidence on stating where a countries cocks lie.


(This isn't to mean that some of the stereotypes and anecdotal evidence don't indicate something perhaps indicative of general facts, but you can't infer from the available data. And heterogeneous countries such as the USA, Russia, South American countries (European and Indian), and many others make national trend suggestions meaningless, since one assumes genetic bases for any overall tendencies towards biggies and smallies.

A casual trip to cam4 certainly knocks back stereotypes about Japanese, Chinese and Indian penis length. So much for the power of anecdote.

by Anonymousreply 1401/21/2012

Yeah, OP, and they don't believe in lubing either.

by Anonymousreply 1501/21/2012

I loved Dylan Walsh in Congo....he was fat then though.

by Anonymousreply 1601/21/2012

In Western art, small penises denoted that you were looking at a serious work of art, as opposed to something pornographic or humorous. Of course in earlier cultures, large penises weren't meant to be neither pornographic nor humorous, but rather were symbols of fertility, much in the same way that large "fat" women signified fertility.

by Anonymousreply 1701/21/2012

[all posts by tedious troll]

by Anonymousreply 1801/21/2012

[quote]Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are the top five.

So is dick size directly proportional to homicide rates?

by Anonymousreply 1901/21/2012

[quote]So is dick size directly proportional to homicide rates?


by Anonymousreply 2001/21/2012

Road trip!

by Anonymousreply 2101/21/2012

Packing as I type.

by Anonymousreply 2201/21/2012

Are we taking into account those countries that are on the metric system. Could their figures be in centimeters?

by Anonymousreply 2301/21/2012

Gustavo Dudamel is Venezuelan. Now I've got to know....

by Anonymousreply 2401/21/2012

Can Dudamel still conduct if he loses his baton?

by Anonymousreply 2501/21/2012

I'd still rather have an average hung Swede with blue eyes than anything in the Congo. I just don't do poor, hot, and dirty.

by Anonymousreply 2601/21/2012

[quote]Average penis size in South Korea is 3.1"

Actually, you made a typo. According to the link South Korea is 3.9, not 3.1.

Let's not make it any worse than it is for the poor devils.

by Anonymousreply 2701/21/2012

I studied abroad in Ecuador, had much fun with the guys there, but if I had to base this topic on anecdotal evidence alone - NO way, not true. In general, men of indigenous, Native-American stock are not the biggest, which is perfect for me as I prefer average/smaller, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 2801/21/2012

Wilmer Valderrama is Venezuelan. He's tiny but he has a giant dick.

by Anonymousreply 2901/22/2012

Waiting for pix.

by Anonymousreply 3001/22/2012

The men in the Congo are fucking ugly. You don't want to be gay there either.

by Anonymousreply 3101/22/2012

Nude Male Venezuelan Theater Actors in Al Natural

by Anonymousreply 3201/22/2012

This map is BS and racist but I'm sure someone else said it.

by Anonymousreply 3301/22/2012

"I'd still rather have an average hung Swede with blue eyes than anything in the Congo. I just don't do poor, hot, and dirty."

...and while the Congolese collectively sigh of relief, Sweden closes its borders.

by Anonymousreply 3401/22/2012


by Anonymousreply 3501/22/2012

"... in the famous works of art you always see small penises"

Remember, many of the great paintings were commissioned by Popes and whatnot.

by Anonymousreply 3601/22/2012

Sometimes I wish I lived in the Congo. Staycations are cheaper.

by Anonymousreply 3701/22/2012

Condoms are too big for Indian men

by Anonymousreply 3801/22/2012

...hmmm. I was born in Bolivia and all my US girlfriends (Asian, White, Persian, Hispanic) have told me I was the perfect size, and three have said they didn't want to let me know because my head would get big (not figuratively). C'est la vie.

by Anonymousreply 3910/30/2012

We assume the Congo 7.1 inches is the circumference?

Because if it is the length then we will not bother to visit the Congo.

by Anonymousreply 4010/30/2012

Unfortunately, for women of the Congo, that country is the rape capital of the world.

by Anonymousreply 4110/30/2012

""Unfortunately, for women of the Congo, that country is the rape capital of the world."""

The Congo is sounding more interesting...........

by Anonymousreply 4210/30/2012

What's the big deal about blonds? I don't find them attractive at all.

by Anonymousreply 4310/30/2012

"by Popes and whatnot."

You sound like an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 4410/30/2012

Blonds have red balls.

by Anonymousreply 4510/30/2012

Greek and Roman men saw each other naked outdoors or when indoors in the baths which had huge rather cold halls. You know what happens when your dick and balls get cold... and these statues where made for men, not women.

by Anonymousreply 4610/30/2012

Hehehe I was born in Ecuador I'm 5ft 4 and I have 7 inches

by Anonymousreply 4712/02/2012

I'll have one of these, please.

by Anonymousreply 4812/02/2012

Thanks OP for sharing. This sort of thing must be terribly comforting for the women and baby boys of the Congo who have atrocities committed against them daily.

by Anonymousreply 4912/02/2012

Ive actually had sexual intercourse with an ecuadorian guy..his thing was reallly big! :] most guys in ecuador arent chubby or short.... if you actually been there you could see that

by Anonymousreply 5001/26/2013

This is a gay board, R39.

I was surprised to see that some of the men in R32's link are cut. Either that, or they're pulling back their foreskin... I hate it when men do that.

by Anonymousreply 5101/26/2013

Bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo.

by Anonymousreply 5208/18/2013

Why don't an;y of the links on this thread work?

by Anonymousreply 5308/19/2013

"Though majority Nigerian and South African men depend heavily on traditional and scientific medicines to enlarge their penis, it emerged that Congolese are the 'true men' with largest penis size, a survey revealed.

Also, it emerged that those that with large penis due to enlargements have serious erection problems when the medicine powers expires, and usually ends in divorces or weak relationships as those men with artificially enlarged penis no longer satisfy their female partners.

According to the survey conducted by Richard Lynn a professor emeritus at Ulster University in Northern Ireland, Congolese have largest penis size of 7.1 inches in the world followed by Ecuador with 7 while Ghana men boast of 6.8 inches of penis size."

by Anonymousreply 5408/19/2013

Pix or GTFO.

by Anonymousreply 5508/19/2013

How can a Congo man, who can't afford to feed his family, and struggles just to stay alive, get a penis enlargement?

by Anonymousreply 5608/21/2013

The first thing one reads at that link is this:

EDIT: It has been brought to our attention that this map, which has been all over the internet recently, is either highly flawed or entirely fictitious. Since some of the data appears to have come from a company hawking penis extenders, and some appears to be coming from this dubious web page, we encourage you not to draw any conclusions from the map.

So, fugetaboutit!

by Anonymousreply 5708/21/2013

Am the 25% above the average in Ecuador over 7inches( 8.5in) Am 5'6ft Its not a myth:) Its nice seeing the faces of american women in shock haha

Ecua-american from NJ

by Anonymousreply 5811/07/2013

[quote]in the famous works of art you always see small penises

Lucian Freud's great portraits of Leigh Bowery naked have raised the bar for this topic.

One such painting is Freud's version of Courbet's 'L'Origine du Monde': genitals front and centre in each case.

The late Freud's work will become ever more famous as time passes, and his incredible personality becomes more well-known. He was perhaps the last Old Master.

by Anonymousreply 5911/07/2013

I am told that eastern/north eastern africa has the males are largest hung and will have to 100% agree. There are a few exceptions. I am a gay white man who only wants a black guy sexually. Once you experience a black cock, the choice is easy when looking for your lover.

by Anonymousreply 6011/30/2013

I want you(the one reading this)to suck my dick

by Anonymousreply 6110/19/2014

African art, is history's art, hence the early Hominin came from Africa.

by Anonymousreply 6202/05/2015

So dude went out an measured all the yahoos in Congo the most war ravaged place on Earth and still full of fighting.

Yeah right, he probably measured the two tricks he picked up after those Congoites got done sodomizing Gorillas.

by Anonymousreply 6302/05/2015

Sodomized gorilla = how R63 was conceived.

by Anonymousreply 6402/05/2015

[quote]most guys in ecuador arent chubby or short.... if you actually been there you could see that

I've been there. I felt very tall, but I didn't see chubby guys. I also felt very tall while in northern Peru. As in Ecuador, I didn't see chubby men in Peru.

by Anonymousreply 6502/05/2015

So now I can say,as an Anglo-American, my dick is the same size as the average man in the Congo....give or take a 10th of an inch.

Still wish I was that greedy?

by Anonymousreply 6602/05/2015

I've been with a few South Asians and they've all been pretty big.

by Anonymousreply 6702/05/2015
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