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My Left Footloose: In a town where the handicapped were forbidden to dance, one man was different....

The Turning Point Break: An FBI agent goes undercover to catch a gang of bank robbers who may be ballerinas.

The League of Extraordinary Yentlmen: A group of Jewish drag queens band together to save the world.

The Blind Sideways: The story a homeless and traumatized boy who became a wino with the help of two middle aged men who are suffering from mid-life crises.

The Ides of March of the Penguins: An in depth look at the dirty politics within the Emperor penguin community.

by Anonymousreply 27312/17/2013

These are my favorite threads.

I'm so pathetic . . .

by Anonymousreply 101/21/2012

Tequila Sunrise at Campobello - a drug dealer is stricken with polio, and must fight to overcome the debilitating disease with the help of Eleanor Roosevelt before his childhood friend (who is also in love with Eleanor) takes him down.

by Anonymousreply 201/21/2012

"Tell Me That You Love Me, Iron Lady"

A simple grocers daughter (Academy Award Winner (tm) Meryl Streep) stars as a hideously disfigured woman who goes on to lead an empire.

With a ragtag band of misfits, homosexuals and nitwits, Margaret Thatcher (Streep) rallies the Conservative Party to take over Parliament and become Prime Minister.

Featuring Sir Ben Kingsley as Dennis, the man who who loved her; and Liza Minnelli as Doris, the bird lady with a heart of gold.

by Anonymousreply 301/21/2012

Strangers on a Trainspotting

A series of misunderstandings between two heroin addicts leads to quirky murder.

by Anonymousreply 401/21/2012

Piranha Green Gables

by Anonymousreply 501/21/2012

Boyz in da Ya-Ya Sisterhood

by Anonymousreply 601/21/2012

"Lord of The Ring"

Frodo is locked in a room with nothing but a TV for years, and anyone who watches the resulting long, incomprehensible, haunted movie dies. Or becomes an obsessive nerd.

by Anonymousreply 701/21/2012

R3 clearly doesn't get it.

by Anonymousreply 801/21/2012

Then how about "Iron Lady and the Tramp", R8?

Margaret Thatcher falls in love with a stray dog, and leaves her life of privilege and power to have his puppies. The world is all the better for it.

by Anonymousreply 901/21/2012

Dirty Dancing With Wolves

by Anonymousreply 1001/21/2012

r8 really doesn't get it.

by Anonymousreply 1101/21/2012


An all-teen cruise ship capsizes at sea, LOTS and LOTS of over-drama ensues.

by Anonymousreply 1201/21/2012

Dawson's 50 Load Weekend at Bernie's

by Anonymousreply 1301/21/2012

Yeah, R3 doesn't get the idea, but points for trying?

by Anonymousreply 1401/21/2012

The Sixth Sense and Sensibility

Rosemary's Baby Mama

by Anonymousreply 1501/21/2012

Funny Girl, Interrupted.

by Anonymousreply 1601/21/2012

I Remember Mammal Mia!

by Anonymousreply 1701/21/2012

The Silence of the Bridesmaids

Competition between a cannibal maid of honor and a serial killer cross-dressing bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work FBI Agent.

by Anonymousreply 1801/21/2012

R18 doesn't get it.

by Anonymousreply 1901/21/2012

First Wives Fight Club

Bette, Goldie, & Diane beat the shit out of one another.

by Anonymousreply 2001/21/2012

Heaven Can Wait Until Dark

Audrey Hepburn, Warren Beatty

Ostensibly straight hairdresser helps ostensibly blind woman solve a complex crime, amid hijinks in salons, casinos and airports. Miss Hepburn's gowns by Givenchy, hair by Vidal Sasson.

by Anonymousreply 2101/21/2012

Can't Stop the Sound of Music

by Anonymousreply 2201/21/2012

Showgirls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Real Steel Magnolias.

by Anonymousreply 2301/21/2012

Mamma Mia's Choice

Meryl Streep headlines as an elderly concentration camp survivor who sues the members of ABBA, claiming that she and fellow prisoners created their entire back catalogue in Nazi captivity. Featuring show-piece flashbacks.

by Anonymousreply 2401/21/2012

I would pay to see R20.

by Anonymousreply 2501/21/2012

The Color Purple Rose of Cairo.

by Anonymousreply 2601/21/2012

R24 does not get it.

by Anonymousreply 2701/21/2012

Dracula, Prince of Tides

by Anonymousreply 2801/21/2012

The Devil Inside Daisy Clover

When news spreads that a teenage tomboy from Angel Beach California becomes possessed by a demon - studio chief Raymond Swan quickly signs her to a 5 picture deal. Coming soon from Seacrest/Kardashian Films.

by Anonymousreply 2901/21/2012

We're mashing up movies, r27, not just movie titles.

by Anonymousreply 3001/21/2012

Hey r27. How you doin? A little birdie told me that you don't think some of these posters don't get it. Really? You sure of that?

"Mamma Mia's Choice" You don't get that? What kind of retahd are you? That's funny shit. What don't you get?

I'll tell you what you get. A WHOMP WHOMP and if you're lucky you'll end up with a glass eye.

And listen Nancy boy, I want to see your brilliant post to this thread, you STOOPID fucktahd. Capice? That's Wop for "you get me Melvin?"

OK, Listen Gloria. I'm gonna give you five minutes to come up with somethin hilarious.

Say hi to your Mutha. Tick Tock.

by Anonymousreply 3101/21/2012

The movie titles need to have a common word, like The Muppets Take Manhattan Murder Mystery would be a mash up of The Muppets Take Manhattan and Manhattan Murder Mystery. They can be combined using the common word Manhattan into one title.

Mamma Mia and Sophie's Choice do not share a common word.

How about:

She-Devil Wears Prada

by Anonymousreply 3201/21/2012

Close Encounters of the Some Kind of Wonderful

Alien spaceships taunt a family man (Richard Dreyfuss) and a butch teen girl (Mary Stuart Masterson). Both find themselves exhausted and redeemed at at the Devil's Tower Prom. Special appearances by Francois Truffaut as a dignified Frenchman and Molly Ringwald as the alien ambassador from the mothership "John Hughes." With Teri Garr as the harried wife/ wacky math teacher.

by Anonymousreply 3301/21/2012

Little Red Riding October

Not so Little Red Riding Hood's getting it on with big bad elderwolf Sean Connery in Granny's house where he is hiding from the KGB.

by Anonymousreply 3401/21/2012

The Iron Lady Sings The Blues.

The political story of the troubled life and singing career of junkie Magaret Thatcher.

by Anonymousreply 3501/21/2012

They share a common actress though, r32 - so stop being a rigid pedant and loosen up.

by Anonymousreply 3601/21/2012

Postcards From the Edge of Seventeen

by Anonymousreply 3701/21/2012

El Cid and Nancy Spanish hero preserves his honor by using fire to drive the Moors out of the Chelsea Hotel.

by Anonymousreply 3801/21/2012

Annie Get Your Guns of Navarone: The great sharpshooter Annie Oakley is sent to cross occupied Greek territory and destroy the massive German gun emplacement that commands a key sea channel. Anything the Germans can do, she can do better.

A Star Is Born On The Fourth of July: A movie star leading man helps a young actress with her career. As his alcoholism sends his own career into a downward spiral, leading to his suicide, she becomes an anti-Hollywood activist after feeling betrayed by an industry that constantly remakes classic films instead of coming up with something new.

For The Boys Don't Cry: The story of the life of Brandon Tina, a transgendered USO entertainer who traveled and performed through World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War until she is killed by enemy fire. Or Annette Bening.

by Anonymousreply 3901/21/2012

Stuart Little Murders

Mouse adopted by New Yorkers is gangraped in Central Park while dressed in drag.

by Anonymousreply 4001/21/2012

Personal Best Years Of Our Lives

Dykes home from war.

by Anonymousreply 4101/21/2012

Saving Private Ryan's Daughter

by Anonymousreply 4201/21/2012

Escape to Brokeback Mountain

Two strange children who are on the run, trying to stay one step of ahead of villains out to use their powers for evil, meet two sheep herders who can't love each other according to society's norms. Can all four work together, stay safe and create a new definition of "family"?

by Anonymousreply 4301/21/2012

R36 not only doesn't get it, he doesn't even have a clue how to get there. Plus, he's not funny.

by Anonymousreply 4401/21/2012

Crazy, Stupid Love Twilight

Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone star as vampires who help Steve Carell get over his divorce from Julianne Moore, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 4501/21/2012

The Help!

Story told from the point of view of roadies for The Beatles who try to prevent the human sacrifice of Ringo by a cult.

by Anonymousreply 4601/21/2012

Annie Hall and Oates

Giggly Diane Keaton runs off with a rock band and breaks Woody Allen's heart.

by Anonymousreply 4701/21/2012

Single White Female Trouble

Dawn Davenport becomes suspicious when her new roommate starts dressing in identical cha cha heels.

by Anonymousreply 4801/21/2012

The King & I Robot.

Ice Age of Innocence.

by Anonymousreply 4901/21/2012

[quote]The Help!

Story told from the point of view of roadies for The Beatles who try to prevent the human sacrifice of Ringo by a cult.


by Anonymousreply 5001/21/2012

What's Up, Doctor Zhivago?

Streisand and Sharif, together again! Two star-crossed lovers come together during the wacky days of the Russian Revolution. Don't miss the hilarious sled-chase around the Kremlin! With Austin Pendleton as Komarovsky.

by Anonymousreply 5101/21/2012

Ship of Fools Rush In

While on a ship sailing from Mexico to Germany in the late 1930s, a German man and his pregnant Jewish girlfriend (after a one-night stand) confront the societal mores of the era.

Close Encounters of the Third Man

In postwar Vienna, a pulp-novelist discovers that the mysterious death of his friend may be due to numerous sightings of unusual flying objects and his inexplicable need to get to Devil's Tower, Wyoming.

by Anonymousreply 5201/21/2012

Apocalypse Now Voyager

by Anonymousreply 5301/21/2012

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate War

A young boy, Charlie, wins admission to a private Catholic high school by finding one of the elusive "Golden Tickets" after a nation-wide contest. Charlie soon finds to his dismay that he is bullied into selling boxes of chocolate for the school's annual fund-raiser. The sadistic headmaster, Willie Wonka, and the "Oompa-Loompas", a viscious gang of school thugs, make Charlie's life hell when he decides he won't be pushed around anymore.

by Anonymousreply 5401/21/2012

Beyond The Doors

The never before told story of how Jim Morrison became possessed by a french demon who loved wine, pussy and croissants.

by Anonymousreply 5501/21/2012

R51 Winner

by Anonymousreply 5601/21/2012

The story of a wild west teenage serial killer who stalks then kills his victims with martial arts skills.

Billy the Karate Kid

by Anonymousreply 5701/21/2012

All About Eve's Bayou

Young girl Eve sees her father having sex with another woman, whose career Eve tries to undermine.

by Anonymousreply 5801/21/2012

OK, now I get it r32.

by Anonymousreply 5901/21/2012

Harry Potter and the Hangover

A boy wizard gets a hangover and can't remember where he placed his best friend Ron.

by Anonymousreply 6001/21/2012

Coming Home for the Holidays

Crippled returning war vet (Jon Voigt) goes home for Thanksgiving where his brother (Robert Downey Jr) tries to convince him that he is bi and over his drug problem. Anne Bancroft as the mother who looks like no one in her family.

by Anonymousreply 6101/21/2012

r39 wins. I'm still laughing ....

by Anonymousreply 6201/21/2012

My Own Private Lessons

Keanu Reeves, working as a tutor, finds that his hot 15-year-old student is narcoleptic and uses these episodes to have wild, passionate, and often kinky, sex with the young dude.

by Anonymousreply 6301/21/2012

Iron Lady In The Dark

Thatcher sings Weill

by Anonymousreply 6401/21/2012

Grease The Black Hole

- yes, it's porn.

by Anonymousreply 6501/21/2012

SCTV presents "Bowery Boys In The Band"

by Anonymousreply 6601/21/2012

Father of Frankenstein's Bride

Starring Bruce Jenner and Khloe Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 6701/21/2012

Four Flies on Grey Velvet Underground - A reporter investigates the life of a glam rocker who was implicated in the death of his friends.

A Hard Day's Night Stalker - A ruthless vampire is on the prowl for Beatles fans.

by Anonymousreply 6801/21/2012

Super 8 Mile

Cloverfield of Dreams

Soylent Green Lantern

by Anonymousreply 6901/21/2012

R69, I would have gone with

How Soylent Green Was My Valley

by Anonymousreply 7001/21/2012

Rosemary's Baby Mama

A sinister yuppie (Tina Fey) pays a down-and-out actress (Mia Farrow--still a gamin at 66!) to bear her hellspawn. No one will be admitted during the blood-chilling Starbucks scene: "What is he drinking? What is he drinking, you maniacs?" "He has his father's iced skinny mocha!" With Ruth Gordon as the barista.

by Anonymousreply 7101/21/2012

[quote]Soylent Green Lantern


by Anonymousreply 7201/21/2012


--- fried soylent green tomatoes is... oh, it's just tomatoes.

by Anonymousreply 7301/21/2012

Abbott & Costello Meet the Invisible Man Who Fell to Earth - An alien comes to Earth to save his parched planet, only to be thwarted at every turn by a couple of buffoons.

by Anonymousreply 7401/21/2012

'Gone With the Wind in the Willows'

The great South is overrun by talking frogs and animals.

'Were the Underworld Mine'

Singing gay private school teens battle pretentiously dressed vampires and werewolves.

'Slumdog Godzillionaire'

A giant Indian reptile wins a game show.

'All About Eva Destruction'

Serial-killing Broadway divas!

'The Godfather of the Bride'

a proposal he can't refuse!

'RobiN da Hood'

Men in Harlem!

'Twelve Angry Men in Black'

Criminal aliens face a jury of their peers.

'The Asphalt Jungle Book'

Mowgli goes to juvey.

'Brief Encounter of the Third Kind'

Noel Coward's witty extraterrestrial adventure

'Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof'

Jewish emigres fight over Big Daddy's matzoh plantation.

'Coal Miner's Daughter of Dracula'

Country music with a bite!

by Anonymousreply 7501/21/2012

The Iron Lady in the Water

An apartment building manager rescues Margaret Thatcher from the swimming pool.

by Anonymousreply 7601/21/2012

There's Something About Mary Poppins: A magic nanny with jizz in her hair comes to work for a cold banker's unhappy family.

A Cry in the Dark Knight: Batman battles the super villain known only as the Dingo, who steals Gotham's babies by night.

by Anonymousreply 7701/21/2012

To Sir With Love in the Afternoon

High school teacher in a rough British inner-city school has after-school trysts with a female student, taking her on a life-changing journey from crayons to birth-control pills.

by Anonymousreply 7801/21/2012

They Shoot Horse Whisperer's, Don't They?

The mother of a severely traumatized daughter and a horse trainer take part in a grueling dance competition.

by Anonymousreply 7901/21/2012

Priscilla the African Queen of the Desert.

On their way to perform in a drag show, the Queen of England and an alcoholic river boat captain go on a cross-dressing, soul-searching jaunt through the Australian outback.

by Anonymousreply 8001/21/2012

National Velvet Goldmine

A jaded former jockey and a young girl enter the world of 1970s Glamrock.

by Anonymousreply 8101/21/2012

We Bought a Zoolander

A family moves to Southern California to rehabilitate a struggling, clueless, and conceited male-model.

by Anonymousreply 8201/21/2012

Barefoot in Jurassic Park.

The story of a newlywed couple from Greenwich Village, an uptight corporate ladder-climber and his free-spirited bride who likes walking barefoot through dinosaur shit.

by Anonymousreply 8301/21/2012

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Second Avenue.

A suddenly unemployed executive suffers a nervous breakdown and becomes the new "Defense Against the Dark Arts" teacher at Hogwarts Academy.

by Anonymousreply 8401/22/2012

It Happened One Night to Remember

A socialite heiress, eager to escape her father's influence, sails on the Titanic and falls in love with a roguish reporter who wants to cash-in on her with an exclusive story. He gets a story, alright.

by Anonymousreply 8501/22/2012

From Russia With Love Actually

Different aspects of love shown through different stories involving British spies and Russian criminals, Turks, and trains.

by Anonymousreply 8601/22/2012

Good one, R85!

WAR HORSE FEATHERS - a boy and his horse are separated by World War One but they are reunited in a screwy football match subverted by three zany siblings and their curiously unfunny younger brother.

by Anonymousreply 8701/22/2012

American Beauty and the Beast

Belle's depressed suburban father falls for his daughter's best friend and is imprisoned by the Beast.

Midnight in Paris is Burning

A guy faces problems in his relationship due to his magical encounters with drag queens.

by Anonymousreply 8801/22/2012

[quote]I Remember Mammal Mia!

LOL! Funniest typo this month.

Great thread! Keep 'em coming!

by Anonymousreply 8901/22/2012

The People Vs Ghandi

Woody Harrelson plays an Indian pornographer who uses passive resistence to fight government censors. The film is memorable for its scene where Harrelson, wearing nothing but a thin bedsheet, sits cross-legged in front of Nancy Reagan, playing herself in a cameo, and says, "'ma'am', there's nothing in my pockets. I really am glad to see you".

by Anonymousreply 9001/22/2012

A Fright Night To Remember A dark, handsome, mysterious man named Jerry Dandridge has booked passage on the Titanic. Young 3rd class passenger, Charlie Brewster, stumbles upon Dandridge sucking the blood out of one of the ship's maids down in the hold. Can Charlie convince the other passengers to "just say no" to being sucked into immortality by Dandridge, and bravely go down with the ship?

by Anonymousreply 9101/22/2012

Black Sunday Bloody Sunday in the Park with George

A man and woman have an affair with an intense war veteran obsessed with painting his masterpiece - an epic terrorist killing

by Anonymousreply 9201/22/2012

Brokeback to the Future

Two time travelers share forbidden love in a Delorean.

by Anonymousreply 9301/22/2012

Not Without My Daughter of Dracula: David Dean Bottrell stars as Miss Helen Bedd, a misogynistic drag queen who notices a "fish" sitting front and center at her late-night shows. One night, this woman is waiting for Helen at her dressong room door...She introduces herself as Countess Alucard (played by the legendary Liza Minelli), who is an artist as well as an aristocrat. The Countess invites Miss Helen Bedd back to her penthouse so she can paint her portrait in full drag. Will the woman-hating queen be seduced by the Countess, her title, and her 'beautiful necklace' and become the fangy fag-hag's familiar for eternity?

by Anonymousreply 9401/22/2012

KING KONG'S SPEECH: The touching story of a giant gorilla who takes a shine to a blond haired speech therapist, who teaches him how to ask for a banana in proper english.

by Anonymousreply 9501/22/2012

These crack my shit up!

I love it!

by Anonymousreply 9601/22/2012

(The) 127 Hours Featuring Nicole Kidman as Virginia Woolf, as we follow her trying to write the perfect suicide note over five days.

Directed by Lars Von Trier

by Anonymousreply 9701/22/2012

BEYOND THE SEA OF LOVE: Bobby Darin investigates a series of murders and becomes involved with Sandra Dee, who may be the killer.

by Anonymousreply 9801/22/2012

THE TAKING OF PELHAM, 1, 2, 300: A large group of hot, half naked gladiators board the subway train and fight each other in a sweaty, sensual epic battle. Most New Yorkers continue to read their newspapers, refusing to get involved.

by Anonymousreply 9901/22/2012


Goth loner/hacker on a motorcycle on a mission to solve Sweden's most gruesome crimes -- with her gift of song, dance and a little bit o' humor!

by Anonymousreply 10001/22/2012

Panic Room With A View

An Edwardian lady and her haughty aunt mistakenly swap their hotel room, and end up having to fight for their lives against some bad men who want to break into the room.

by Anonymousreply 10101/22/2012

The French Lietenant's Pretty Woman

Victoria gent meets prozzie. Oh wait...

by Anonymousreply 10201/22/2012

[quote]THE TAKING OF PELHAM, 1, 2, 300: A large group of hot, half naked gladiators board the subway train and fight each other in a sweaty, sensual epic battle. Most New Yorkers continue to read their newspapers, refusing to get involved.

Somehow, I doubt if half naked sweaty gladitors would go unnoticed. Even on the NY subway.

Can this be a live-action theater piece? Please?

by Anonymousreply 10301/22/2012

Whatever Happened to Baby Doll?

Steamy tale of two Hollywood rivals and a sensuous 19-year-old virgin who lives in a crib and sucks her thumb.

by Anonymousreply 10401/22/2012

Melancholia Sweetheart

A nursemaid (Betty Boop), meets a masher in the park; with the Bouncing Ball, Ethel Merman sings the title song too loud, which unwittingly causes a rogue planet to collide with Earth. Kirsten Dunst is so annoyed by the singing she's happy to accept her fate.

Lars von Trier directs.

by Anonymousreply 10501/22/2012

Pink Flamingo Kid

Divine teaches Matt Dillon how to play gin rummy at upscale Long Island beach resort. But that's not all she teaches him. The film ends with Dillon eating dog poop.

by Anonymousreply 10601/22/2012

Wonder Boys on the Side

Michael Douglas stars as a novelist who, on his way to a new job teaching creative writing at an unnamed Pittsburgh university, meets lesbian nightclub singer Whoopi Goldberg, and the two get so caught up in an unexpected road trip, picking up more and more ladies, each with their own baggage, he completely forgets to show up for his first day of work at the University.

by Anonymousreply 10701/22/2012

Torch Song Trilogy of Terror!

Three bizarre horror stories all of which star Karen Black in multiple roles as women tormented by Harvey Fierstein's grating voice in each story.

by Anonymousreply 10801/22/2012

Freaky Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees wishes he could be Jodie Foster...for!

by Anonymousreply 10901/22/2012

Full Monty Metal Jacket

Seven soldiers, bored with fighting during the Tet Offensive, decide to raise money for their exit by stripping for Vietnamese locals.

by Anonymousreply 11001/22/2012

Longtime Prairie Home Companion

John C. Reilly copes with the news that Woody Harrelson is dying of AIDS during their final country music radio show together.

by Anonymousreply 11101/22/2012

The Crying War Games

Matthew Broderick must tell a transgendered nightclub singer that he has accidentally triggered a nuclear holocaust.

by Anonymousreply 11201/22/2012

The Devil's Advocate Wears Prada

A hotshot lawyer gets more than he bargained for when he learns his new boss is Anna Wintour.

by Anonymousreply 11301/22/2012

A Hard Day’s Journey Into Night

The Beatles spend an evening at their country house, squabbling and getting more and more wasted, hating each other but too enmeshed to escape.

by Anonymousreply 11401/22/2012

Agnes of God of Carnage

When Joseph and Mary's little boy impregnates a young novice on the playground, her parents have the boy's mom and dad over for some truth and reconciliation.

by Anonymousreply 11501/23/2012

For The Boys in the Band

Bette Midler and her U.S.O. tour break up a very bitchy party.

by Anonymousreply 11601/23/2012

Rosemary's Pretty Baby

Roman and Minnie move decide to pimp out some devil spawn.

by Anonymousreply 11701/23/2012

The Killing of Sister Georgie Girl

Coral Browne gives Lynn Redgrave a handjob.

by Anonymousreply 11801/23/2012

What's Eating the Planet of the Grapes

Charlton Heston is marooned on a planet where all the boys look like DiCaprio and Depp and all the women weigh 700 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 11901/23/2012

Midnight in Paris: The Sextape

Miss Hilton does it again!

by Anonymousreply 12001/23/2012


by Anonymousreply 12101/23/2012

Berry Lyndon

In the new animated version, all the characters are played by fruit

by Anonymousreply 12201/23/2012

The Queen's Speech

The Jim McGreevy Story

by Anonymousreply 12301/23/2012

The Brokeback Fountain

Set in Rennaisance Spain and contemporary America, Hugh Jackman solves a complex scientific riddle that might reunite him after death with his terminally ill domestic partner (Heath Ledger) who bears a striking resemblance to Queen Isabella.

by Anonymousreply 12401/23/2012

Bring It On The Town

Three Cheerleaders on Shore Leave

by Anonymousreply 12501/23/2012

Tinker Tailor Soldier Fly

Little Jeff Goldblum furtively buzzes through rooms unseen to catch a mole in British central intelligence.

by Anonymousreply 12601/23/2012

The Diving Bell and the Black Swan

After Natalie Portman falls to her death, Winona Ryder takes over as Odette/Odille, performing the entire ballet in her instensive care hospital room, conveying all the innocense and all the sensuality only by selective winking of her right eye.

by Anonymousreply 12701/23/2012

Before Sunset Boulevard

Julie Delpy's big comeback

by Anonymousreply 12801/23/2012

A Cry In The Lost Ark

A dingo eats Harrison Ford

by Anonymousreply 12901/23/2012

One for the Boys in the Band

by Anonymousreply 13001/23/2012

Go Ask Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

A widowed housewife struggles for a better life for her and her son all while chronicling her story in diary form in uncharacteristically florid exposition.

by Anonymousreply 13101/23/2012

An Unmarried Woman Under the Influence

When her husband leaves her for another woman, Jill Clayburgh starts having neighbor children perform the death scene in Swan Lake over and over.

by Anonymousreply 13201/23/2012

The King and I am Curious, Yellow.

A swedish schoolteacher charged with expanding the minds of a royal asian court has more than a few tricks hidden under her hoopskirt

by Anonymousreply 13301/23/2012

The Seventh Sense

He still sees dead people, but now he gets to take on Mr. Death himself.... in chess!

by Anonymousreply 13401/23/2012

Lars and The Real Thing

A playwright leaves his wife for a lifesize doll who thinks she's an actress.

by Anonymousreply 13501/23/2012

Death and the Bridesmaids

During a bridal shower, the maid of honor (Kristen Wiig) thinks she sees the man (Ben Kingsley) who years ago tortured her while she was held prisoner in an unnamed South American country during a right wing coup. The bride's daffy sister-in-law, a CIA operative, (Melissa McCarthy) helps the heroine by subjecting her suspected ex-tormentor to some very sick revenge in a bathroom sink.

by Anonymousreply 13601/23/2012

Faster! What's Up Pussycat? Kill! Kill!

Highjinks ensue in this Woody Allen Classic when a wild playboy encounters a wild vixen who takes him on a surprising killing spree!

by Anonymousreply 13701/23/2012

Anne of a Thousand Days of Wine and Roses

Anne and Henry fall in love over the bottle but, when he goes sober, she loses her head because she wants to go on drinking.

by Anonymousreply 13801/23/2012

Sleeping With The Enemy At The Gates.

Julia Roberts plays a Russian girl living with an abusive German husband in Berlin. She uses the turmoil created by the start of WWII to escape to Leningrad to start a new life with a new identity. Everything is great and she enjoys anew budding relationship until the siege starts and her husband shows up as a sniper... Will Julia be able to gather food and feast on animal carcasses that lie in the streets and survive the siege while dodging the bullets of the monster who used to torment her in the past.

by Anonymousreply 13901/23/2012

I'd pay to watch some of these!

by Anonymousreply 14001/23/2012

"Sweet Home Alone"

Reese Witherspoon must outwit burglars who want her to marry the wrong guy.

by Anonymousreply 14101/23/2012

“The Hostel Taking of Pelham, 1, 2, 3” Creepy torturous, blood drinking flesh eating Wall Street bankers take over the subway line to torture unwitting people on their way to work.

“Can't Stop the Sound of Music” Julie Andrews as the owner of a popular 1970s NYC disco with sound system problems.

“The Eye of Laura Mars” Famed NYC avant-garde fashion photographer, Laura Mars, gets an eye transplant, then starts having bizarre visions, but only during her fashion shoots and while vacationing in Thailand.

“Dirty Dancer In the Dark” An awkward Icelandic folk singer, who is slowly losing her eyesight (Bjork) and favors Buddy Holly frames, gets a gig at a nightclub, problem is, she doesn’t realize the Mafia run management expect her to strip at the club after hours, and entertain Saudi businessmen, as part of her contract.

“The Sixth Sense and Sensibility” Dead psychiatrist’s ghost helps romantically confused young women in the age of Jane Austen.

“Apocalypse Now Voyager” Bette Davis, chewing up the scenery once again, this time as a deranged war loving grandmother during the Vietnam era.

“Almost Famous Heaven” Kate Hudson as a German woman whose big wish is to sing in Nashville before she dies of a rare form of herpes she contracted as a Led Zeppelin groupie. She ends up in Jamaica where she forms a ska band with Zygote Doobie (Ziggy Marley) and former members of The Specials.

“Stormy Monday Nights” Sting as the mysterious owner of a Newcastle jazz club freaks out when a sexy but talent-free female private eye (Shannon Tweed) is booked as the vocal entertainment, until she explains she’s there to spy on two of his workers, Sean Bean and Melanie Griffith, who are hiding out from a crazy pock-marked tobacco chewing Southern gun runner (Tommy Lee Jones).

“Tommy Tommy Boy” Bizarre over the top musical about a deaf, dumb and blind heir to an auto parts factory who must save the family business to keep it out of the hands of his trashy nouveau riche con-artist relatives.

by Anonymousreply 14201/23/2012

A Night at the Phantom of the Opera - a Marxist Masque!

Singin' in the Rainman - "Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously." (repeat 5,000 times)

The Grapes of Wrath of Khan - Migrants in space!

Philadelphia Story - Cary Grant dies of AIDS, in glorious black and white!

Networking Girl - Melanie Griffith is mad as hell!

Do the Right the Thing - "Dat alien's racist!"

by Anonymousreply 14301/23/2012

I want to see Pink Flamingo Kid and Apocalypse Now Voyager.

And something tells me Hugh Jackman would be secretly thrilled at the idea of The Brokeback Fountain

by Anonymousreply 14401/23/2012

WEST SIDE STORY OF LOUIS PASTEUR - a street-smart gang of modern-thinking microbiologists rumbles in song and dance through the streets of Paris with a rival band of old-fashioned, unsanitary medical quacks in the age of Napoleon III. Spoiler alert: several characters get their shots.

by Anonymousreply 14501/24/2012

Sherlock stock and two smoking barrels. Guy Ritchie gives up pretending he has any original ideas, and has Robert Downie Jr and Jude Law assisting Jason Statham in a comedy caper over missing drugs and antique shotguns. The drugs are eventually found in Robert Downie Jr.

by Anonymousreply 14601/24/2012

She-Devil Striptease.

Roseanne Barr and Demi Moore get naked. Audience vomits

by Anonymousreply 14701/24/2012

Paris is Mississippi Burning!

Drag Queens descend on a Mississippi town to solve a civil rights murder.

The Help!

John, Paul, George and Ringo get jobs as maids in the American deep south.

Hush Hush Sweet Charity!

A bubbly Dance Hall girl whom everyone suspects of murder tries to save her plantation and looks for love.

by Anonymousreply 14801/24/2012

Snow White Squall!

A princess banished by her evil stepmother finds herself on a boat with seven shirtless teenage boys.

Rosemary's Million Dollar Baby!!

A woman carries Satan's child and raises him to become a boxer no one fucks with!

Legally, Gentlemen prefer Blonde Ambition.

by Anonymousreply 14901/24/2012


by Anonymousreply 15001/24/2012

Shadow of Doubt

A young girl is excited that her mysterious uncle has finally paid a visit to her sleepy California town. But she slowly begins to suspect he is a defrocked pedophile priest.

by Anonymousreply 15101/24/2012

Imitation of Tree of Life

Lana Turner is Brad Pitt's son, everybody is hopefully confused (including much of the cast), and the Academy inexplicably showers it with nominations.

by Anonymousreply 15201/24/2012

When Harry Met Tonto

An old man takes his cat to a deli. Cat fakes orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 15301/24/2012

Joey Lawrence of Arabia

He's a fresh kid from the block who finds himself lost in the desert. Before you can say "Whoa!" he is spared by the Bedouins, who LOVE his perky personality and natural charisma, and ends up leading them to relieve Aquaba.

by Anonymousreply 15401/24/2012

On A Clear Day You Can See The English Patient Forever

Barbra Streisand, undergoing hypnotherapy to quit smoking, is regressed to a passed life where she was a Canadian nurse tending to a Hungarian burn victim (Ralph Fiennes) in an Italian monastery during the last months of World War II.

He bores the crap out of her.

by Anonymousreply 15501/24/2012

Tipping the Velvet Goldmine: glam rock lesbian prostitues in Victorian England. Thinly veiled account of The Runaways.

Harry Potter and the Spanish Prisoner of Azkaban: no amount of magic will help you understand this confusing story about con artist wizards.

Ode to Billy Jack: Faux native American martial artist commits suicide after sleeping with ugly farmer. His fag hag later drops flowers in a river and writes a song about. Wanna hear it? Here it go..

The Full Monty Python: endless hours of nerdtastic fun. The sketch about the stripper with a snake for a penis is worth the price of admission.

Agnes of Godspell--hysterical cleric believes God has ordained that she write an iffy mustical about hippie Jesus.

Bridesmaids Revisited: gross out comedy about a group of women who attended Oxford College, and one of them became a junkie in Marrakech.

by Anonymousreply 15601/24/2012

Dr Strangelove is a Many Splendored Thing

An Asian reporter falls in love with a demented German doctor and faces prejudice during a nuclear showdown between superpowers.

by Anonymousreply 15701/24/2012

A Child is Waiting For Godot

Judy Garland is waiting (with two men, Vladamir and Estragon)for a mysterious benefactor who claims he wants to adopt a retarded child.

by Anonymousreply 15801/24/2012

Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway Bride

A reporter is assigned to write a story about a teenage prostitute who has left a string of johns at the altar.

by Anonymousreply 15901/24/2012

Mad Men Beyond Thunderdome

Grace Jones manages an ad agency.

by Anonymousreply 16001/24/2012

A Star is Born Free

James Mason acclimates Judy Garland to the African wild, so that she may run free. Judy relishes her freedom, but Mason is killed by Africanized bees.

by Anonymousreply 16101/24/2012

Close Encounters of the Fugitive Kind

Anna Magnani is abducted by aliens who look like Paul Newman. Joanne Woodward and Mia Dillon watch.

by Anonymousreply 16201/24/2012

The Girl with the Rose Tattoo

Discredited Swedish journalist enlists grieving but very horny bisexual Italian widow from the American South to solve murder.

by Anonymousreply 16301/24/2012

Best in Showgirls

A young poodle bitch, named Nomi, arrives in Las Vegas to compete in a dog show and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top dog. Don't miss the scene where she ices her nipples for an unfair advantage.

by Anonymousreply 16401/24/2012

Practical Mischief (European title: White Magic)

It's another fucking beautiful day in Africa for witchdoctor sisters Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman.

by Anonymousreply 16501/24/2012


Disaffected Angelinos of all ethnicities vie for spots in the Pittsburgh ballet. Much t-shirt ripping ensues.

by Anonymousreply 16601/24/2012

Julia and the Argonauts

When her best friend (Vanessa Redgrave) goes missing in ancient Colchis, playwright Lillian Hellman (Jane Fonda) recruits a navy of hot daddy Greek sailors and sets sail to rescue her and - not incidentally - steal the golden fleece.

After battling gorgons, cyclopses, and harpies, Lillian stops briefly at the Hotel Meurice in Paris with her friends Dorothy Parker and Allen Campbell (Rosemary Murphy and Hal Holbrook). There, she meets Mr. Johan (Maximiliian Schell), a Trojan warrior who tells her she will not take a train to Moscow but must instead travel through Nazi-occupied Athens. She treats him to a boiled egg and tells him she'll think about it.

Meryl Streep makes her film debut as an idiot debutante who's fucking her brother.

by Anonymousreply 16701/24/2012

The Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (Spanish with English Subtitles)

La Sra Maria de Jeines no sospecha que su esposo Esteban la engana con una chica de cosmeticos en el mostrador de Saks, Cristal Alan. Silvia Fauler y Ediz Poter descubren el romance a traves de una manicurista y se las arreglan para que Maria se entere.

En el tren hacia a un expreso divorcio en Reno, conocen a la Condesa y a Miriam (quien en torno esta teniendo un romance con el esposo de La Fauler). Todos los personajes, hasta la bella perra Labradora de Maria, son del genero femenino.

La historia culmina en un tocador de damas en un club nocturno donde al final Cristal dispara su famosa frase "hay una expresión que describe a mujeres como ustedes, pero es solo de apropiado uso en un criadero canino..."


Con la participacion estelar de:

Norma Chirre

Juana Crofor

Rosa Roso

Paulita Godar

Juana Fontana

y Maria Botierra como "La Condesa"

Love, love, love ... es ingles para el amor.

by Anonymousreply 16801/24/2012

The Unbearable Lightness of Being There

The Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia complicates the love affair between a simple-minded gardener and the wife of a politically well-connected billionaire.

by Anonymousreply 16901/24/2012

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the Drum Slowly

A star pitcher and a half-wit catcher named Truly Scrumptious cope with the Truly's terminal illness by building a magical flying car out of an old wreck and moving to a seaside cottage in England.

by Anonymousreply 17001/24/2012

[quote]The movie titles need to have a common word,

That's not completely it. The common word also has to be the last word of one title and the first word of the other. Think "Wheel Of Fortune."

Hence, inserting one title inside another does not work or flow at all. Neither does leaving one of the titles incomplete (The horrid Little Red Riding October illustrates both these points). And don't get me started on rhymes or parts of words (Crashdance)

But Best in Showgirls was brilliant because the end word was part of the next movie's first - and only - word.

by Anonymousreply 17101/24/2012

Way to kill a fun thread, r171.

Shouldn't you have been r1?

by Anonymousreply 17201/24/2012

In my opinion, it's the bad mashups that are burdening (not killing) what still is a very fun thread. I'd rather not have to skip them, but have no choice but to, since they're unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 17301/24/2012

Shakespeare in Love, Actually

The true story about the man who inspired Shakespeare's sonnets.

by Anonymousreply 17401/24/2012

Sorry, but I'm with R171 on this, and it's the titles that blend perfectly that are the most fun, like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the Drum Slowly and The Unbearable Lightness of Being There above.

If I weren't so lazy tonight, I'd come up with plots for "All About My Mother, Jugs and Speed" or "I Wanna Hold Your Hand That Rocks the Cradle"

by Anonymousreply 17501/24/2012

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner at Eight!

A bunch of depression era socialites quickly forget their problems when a well-mannered negro shows up for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 17601/24/2012

A League of Their Own Private Idahos.

Teenage Hustlers form a baseball team to play in a woman's league so that they can meet Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 17701/24/2012


Don Corleone is making you an offer you can're refuse.




by Anonymousreply 17801/24/2012


by Anonymousreply 17901/24/2012


Aspiring actress and extra-terrestrial warrior Lily Mars descends upon NYC, determined to land the lead in a big time producer's newest play, even if it means using a ray gun to kill anyone who gets in her way.

by Anonymousreply 18001/24/2012

the mash ups that don't share a common word FAIL

by Anonymousreply 18101/25/2012

The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

Miss Parton's revenge!

by Anonymousreply 18201/25/2012


Drink the juice, Kal-El. Drink the juice.

by Anonymousreply 18301/25/2012


A police guard dog stricken with multiple personality disorder!

by Anonymousreply 18401/25/2012

McCabe and Mrs. Miller's Crossing

Gambler and frizzy-haired Madame take on Prohibition. Film is hard to hear and kinda muddy.

by Anonymousreply 18501/25/2012

R78 has to be in the running for the win.

by Anonymousreply 18601/25/2012

Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene, Me, Myself and Irene

Jim Carrey stars as a cult member with multiple personality disorder but wakes up to realize one day that he is the only true cult member.

by Anonymousreply 18701/25/2012

Sex and the City of God

Carrie and the girls, head down to Rio de Janeiro for fun in the sun only to get lost inside a housing project, and Samantha finds her new project, to make Buscapé a star.

Blackhawk Down and Out in Beverly Hills

An Elite Delta Force attempt to kidnap the Whitemans. After they crash, in Beverly Hills, one solider attempts to take his own life after watching his friends die by drowning himself in a mansion’s pool. He is saved by the family unbeknownst to him are the Whiteman family.

Smiley Face Off

Unable to pay her debt to her dealer, a pothead exchanges her face with a good customer in order to score her dope.

Stardust Memories of a Geisha

While on a weekend seminar devoted to her work, Chiyo’s homage is upset when Hatsumomo, the head Geisha, tries to derail her fanfare out of jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 18801/25/2012

Who Framed Roger Rabbit Hole

In this animated and live action film, Eddie Valiant tries to clear Roger Rabbit of the charges against him, involving the death of Danny, whose parents have entered Toontown in order to find different ways to cope.

by Anonymousreply 18901/25/2012

The Country Girl, Interrupted

Grace Kelly is sent to a mental hospital after stealing the Oscar from Judy Garland.

by Anonymousreply 19001/25/2012

There's Something about Mary Poppins

A lonely single man pursues his childhood nanny and must contend with a rival who pretends to be a cockney street artist despite having the fakest English accent ever!

by Anonymousreply 19101/25/2012

The King and I Know What You Did Last Summer

A year after the King of Siam's carriage hits and kills a stranger, his court is plagued with sudden and violent murders. When Anna is found with both eyeballs impaled with forks, he fears he will be next.

by Anonymousreply 19201/25/2012

R191, meet R77.

by Anonymousreply 19301/25/2012

Pretty in Pinky

A high school girl from the wrong side of the tracks is pursued by a rich boy who doesn't realize that she is black. He finds out, dumps her and she goes top the prom in an awful dress she makes herself.

by Anonymousreply 19401/25/2012

The Diary of Anne Frankenstein

A young female monster takes refuge in an attic to hide from the angry mob in the village.

by Anonymousreply 19501/25/2012

Little Women in Love

Four dwarf sisters are overly fond of each other.

by Anonymousreply 19601/25/2012


A small time mobster and a criminal lesbian take a young French courtesan named Gigi hostage. Over time, the mobster falls in love with the lesbian, who has fallen in love with Gigi, who has fallen in love with the mobster. Can the threesome sustain their love in such a confusing world?

by Anonymousreply 19701/25/2012

Lilies of the Field of Dreams

Itinerant Negro helps a group of nuns build a baseball diamond in Iowa. Amen!

by Anonymousreply 19801/25/2012

Stuart Little Children

Suburban mice resist the responsibilities of adulthood and seek escape through a love affair while a pedophile mouse is persecuted by his neighbors.

Little Miss Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

A family embarks on a road trip, not realizing that they've done this before and had it erased from their memories.

Jesus Christ Superstar 80

Messiah and part-time nude centerfold is murdered by an estranged lover.

by Anonymousreply 19901/25/2012


A strange group of hippies in an insane asylum in Vermont find Jesus, who has amnesia.

by Anonymousreply 20001/25/2012

r190 and r195 win - I can't stop laughing !

by Anonymousreply 20101/25/2012

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King's Speech

In this groundbreaking fantasy epic, the King of England learns he will inherit the Middle Kingdom if he gives his acceptance speech on Mount Doom. This plucky hero must fight orcs and learn to speak Elvish on the way to claiming his throne. Colin Firth stars.

Peter Jackson directs.

by Anonymousreply 20201/25/2012


A letter is addressed to three wives from their "best friend" Addie Ross, announcing that she is running away with one of their husbands--but she doesn't say which one which causes them to short circuit and murder all the men of Stepford with Clorox and Magic Erasers.

by Anonymousreply 20301/25/2012

“The Borne Again Ultimatum” Confused spy Jason Borne is not sure about becoming a Born Again Christian, just to please his dizzy Holy Roller GOP lovin’ girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 20401/25/2012

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand That Rocks the Cradle"

Wimpy Beatle loving fan becomes infatuated with sexy but psychotic nanny who has designs on her wealthy married boss.

by Anonymousreply 20501/25/2012

Apollo 13 Ghosts

The 1970 Apollo mission to land on the moon is thwarted when their space craft suffers damage at the hands of poltergeists.

by Anonymousreply 20601/25/2012

Three Men and a Pretty Baby

Three swingin' bachelors find a 12 year old hooker with bushy eyebrows on their doorstep.

by Anonymousreply 20701/25/2012

Ferris Bueller's Dog Day Afternoon

A teenager plays hooky from school with his best friend and his girlfriend. They hold up a bank and take the employees hostage.

by Anonymousreply 20801/25/2012

Ferris Bueller's Day of the Jackal

A cheeky yet popular high school boy from the Chicago 'burb's skips school to kill the president of France.

by Anonymousreply 20901/26/2012

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World According to Garp

T.S. Garp, a writer, and his mother, a feminist icon, while driving through the California desert, witness a car crash in which a transsexual ex-football player kicks the bucket. They then become involved a madcap race to find a fortune in cash buried beneath the mysterious giant "W".

by Anonymousreply 21001/26/2012

The Descendants Iron Lady

Iron Man's wife moves to Hawaii and has two daughters.

by Anonymousreply 21101/26/2012

The Girl with the Deathly Hallows

A mashup of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Harry Potter!!

by Anonymousreply 21201/26/2012

nice try r211 and r212, but they have to have a common word in the title.

Sex and The City Slickers

The girls find themselves trapped on a ranch with Billy Crystal

A Long Days Journey in Night at the Opera

A troupe of madcap comedians face their addictions one afternoon in Connecticut.

by Anonymousreply 21301/26/2012


Racial tension escalates when the fans of new black singing sensations The Desires (from the DeTown Label) vandalize the management offices of an established Italian Doo-Wop group, Franky Nadeer and the Four Climates


A cocky Hollywood producer devices a plan to have a handsome silent film star cross over to sound musicals by dubbing his singing voice and making him sound more intelligent than he really is. He hires the services of a talented but rambling autistic singer, with hilarious results.


Wild West settlers engage in violent duels and outright gunfights by breaking into song and/or performing amazing jazz and ballet moves.


A gay threesome decide to have a baby and bypass adoption in favor of a milkshake surrogacy.

by Anonymousreply 21401/26/2012

Love of Life or Something Like It

A TV reporter who's passing for white learns she has a short time to live and tries to live life to the fullest while ignoring here heritage.

by Anonymousreply 21501/26/2012

Bring It On Golden Pond

A daughter joins the champion high school cheerleading squad to impress her father and discovers its previous captain stole all their best routines from an inner-city school and must scramble to compete to win this year's championships or lose her father's love forever.

DVD bonus scene of Jane Fonda showing Katharine Hepburn how to booty pop.

by Anonymousreply 21601/26/2012

My Fair Lady Sings The Blues

Black entertainment entrepeneur Barry Gordon and his musical mentor, retired trumpetman Lou E. Lipstrong, stumble upon a white pauper girl (Apple Annie Holladay) in 1930's Dust Bowl Detroit. They see the girl is beautiful and has plenty of potential to sing jazz and blues. The only problem: Annie's elocution is flawless!

Soon the duo engage in the most comprehensive makeover teaching Annie black dialec and entonation, so that they can present her to the world of Blues. Hilarity ensues as Annie has to adapt to Mo' Blues, rhythm riffs, and the chitlin' circuit.

by Anonymousreply 21701/26/2012

217 posts and no How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls? People, you are getting slack....

Three Welsh coal-miners trying to make it big in the Big Apple are seduced by fame, pills, and Helen Lawson.

by Anonymousreply 21801/26/2012

The Fabulous Baker Boys On The Side

A sibling duo picks needs to split travel costs for their move west. They happen on this down on her luck bombshell who joins their act, lifts their spirits, lifts her legs on the piano top, hikes her skirt,...and turns out to be a lesbian. Blue balls all around.

The Fabulous Baker Boys In The Band

In this sequel to TFBBOTS, the bandmates kick the lesbian off the band once they reach Los angeles and are left to ponder on their inability to lnd chicks, in misery and self-hatred

by Anonymousreply 21901/26/2012

The Boys in the Band Played On

'nuff said

by Anonymousreply 22001/26/2012

'The Trouble With Angels in America'

Rosalind Russell plays Mother Superior in a hospice for rebellious HIV+ teenage girls.

by Anonymousreply 22101/26/2012

Catch Me if You Can-Can

FBI agent travels the world tracking down an American teenager who impersonates French dancers.

by Anonymousreply 22201/26/2012

The Fabulous Baker Boys Don't Cry!

Two men have a lounge act playing grand pianos... but one of them has a secret!

by Anonymousreply 22301/26/2012

Pollyanna Karenina.

Disneys upbeat adaptation of the Leo Tolstoy tragic novel about a cheerful married socialite having an affair with a count.

by Anonymousreply 22401/26/2012

When these are good, they are very, very good, and when they are bad, they totally suck.

by Anonymousreply 22501/26/2012

The Private Life of Henry 8 1/2

One queen is never enough! In the midst of a political crisis, Henry (Russell Crowe) reflects on his past loves. With Anouk Aimee as Catherine of Aragon.

by Anonymousreply 22601/26/2012


Traumatized by the assassination of his mother when he was a fawn, a young buck seeks bloody revenge,

by Anonymousreply 22701/26/2012

They Shoot Horses, Don't They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

The lives of a disparate group of contestants intertwine in an inhumanely grueling dance marathon that literally never, ever ends.

by Anonymousreply 22801/26/2012

Sunday Bloody Sunday Bloody Sunday

A male artist has affairs with both a man and a woman, and he bed hops back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and.....

by Anonymousreply 22901/26/2012

The Exorcister Act

A young girl's body is possessed by a Vegas showgirl, who is hiding from her mobster boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 23001/26/2012

Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer

After a couple divorces, their young son sues both of them under the state's youth emancipation law.

by Anonymousreply 23101/26/2012

Absence of Malice in Wonderland

Alice falls down a rabbit hole, never to be heard from again.

by Anonymousreply 23201/26/2012


In the near future, Uma Thurman conveys genetically engineered emotional detachment through plain ol bad acting and incites a prison riot. Gore Vidal plays the warden.

by Anonymousreply 23301/26/2012

The Turning Point of No Return:

Two former crack whores played by Shirley Maclaine and Anne Bancroft become secret govenment assassins who go undercover in the world ballet and they both compete to fuck a hunky ballet dancer played by Dermot Mulroney.

by Anonymousreply 23401/26/2012

THE MUSIC MAN OF LA MANCHA - a well-read small-town whore falls for an itinerant knight who sells mariachi band instruments.

by Anonymousreply 23501/26/2012

The Littlest Rebel Without a Cause

Shirley Temple plays Virgie who is trying to raise money to have her father pardoned for being a confederate. She falls in with troubled High School students. She is picked up by the police for public drunkenness but she is released after singing "Polly Wolly Doodle" Unfortunately, one of the students, a sensitive boy who shoots puppies, gets in trouble and hides in the observatory and gets shot. Shirley and her slave, Uncle Billy tap dance.

by Anonymousreply 23601/27/2012

“Goodwill Hunting”

Fashion designers battle it out worldwide, through hundreds of second hand shops, to find vintage clothing items they can copy from, to create their new fashion lines. Edge of your seat viciousness! Grrrr...

by Anonymousreply 23701/28/2012

12 Angry Men Who Stare At Goats

by Anonymousreply 23801/28/2012

"The Poseidon Adventures of Tin Tin"

A cartoon boy and his dog go on a transatlantic cruise...

by Anonymousreply 23901/28/2012


A prison drama featuring Divine as a sadistic warden in the toughest penitentiary in the country - a place where you are either your cellmate's bitch, or just a bitch all on your own.

by Anonymousreply 24001/28/2012

The Catered Affair to Remember

The bar mitzvah dinner for my sister Sylvia's boy David (now a doctor).

by Anonymousreply 24101/28/2012

The Parent Deathtrap

Confusion and double-crosses abound when Hayley Mills tries to help her playwright father (Michael Caine) try to steal a promising play from one of his students. But what if the student were conspiring with Hayley's twin sister in a plot of his own? Madcap murder prevails when you mulitply Mills times two!

by Anonymousreply 24201/28/2012

Glory Holes

A time-spanning interracial story of adventure and forbidden love! Unscrupulous modern-day camp counselors force their charges to dig deep into the earth, and their tunnels lead them to a regiment of trench-digging African American Civil War soldiers.

by Anonymousreply 24301/31/2012


Eew, Iceman, get that fish off of me!

by Anonymousreply 24401/31/2012

Can't Stop the Music Man!

River City, Iowa gets more than it bargained for when Jacques Morali comes to town, promising to turn the misfits in the marching section into the boys in the band!

Zorro: The Gay Blade Runner

Harrison Ford is at his campy best as an irrepressible swishbuckler--and part-time android hunter--in a noirish near-future LA.

by Anonymousreply 24501/31/2012

We Have to Talk About the Trouble with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

An overachieving orphaned boy-wizard finally snaps and goes on a killing spree at his exclusive private school, then has such larks trying to dispose of the body of his arch-enemy...

by Anonymousreply 24602/03/2012

Written on the Inherited Wind

An executive secretary (Lauren Bacall) falls in love with the scion of an outrageously wealthy oil Texas oil family (Robert Stack), not realizing that he is stark raving mind. Stack's best friend, a schoolteacher prosecuted for teaching evolution (played in sequential scenes by Dick York, Dick Sergeant and Rock Hudson) carries a torch for Bacall. Meanwhile Stack's nympho sister (Dorothy Malone), hopelessly in love with all three physical reincarnations of the teacher, fucks both his nationally famous defense and prosecuting attorneys (Spencer Tracy and Fredric March).

by Anonymousreply 24702/10/2012

Imitation of Lifeboat

A struggling young actress with a six-year-old daughter sets up housekeeping on a dinghy in the middle of the ocean with a homeless black widow and her light-skinned eight-year-old daughter who rejects her mother by trying to pass for white.

by Anonymousreply 24808/21/2012

Iron Lady in a Cage

Margaret Thatcher gets imprisoned for crimes against humanity.

by Anonymousreply 24908/21/2012

Raging Bull Durham: Wacky adventures ensue when quick-tempered boxer from the Bronx must relocate to South Carolina and realizes he and the locals have "failure to communicate."

Death Wish You Were Here: Young female vigilante targets perps in post-war British community who don't show proper respect for propriety.

The Long Goodbye Girl: Noir thriller about down-on-his-luck private eye forced to share apartment with faded chorine who's searching for her spunky daughter.

Lovers and Other Strangers On A Train: Police try to determine why everyone traveling to a family wedding is found dead shortly after arriving home.

by Anonymousreply 25008/21/2012

The Return on the Creature from the Blue Lagoon

A wizened Brooke Shield's triumphant return to the big screen as a menopausal mother grappling with her brood of feral children and a bald, seedy mate who has developed an unsightly paunch.

by Anonymousreply 25108/21/2012

Dog Day of The Locust

A child actor's boyfriend holds the attendees of movie premiere hostage in exchange for money to give the boy a sex change.

by Anonymousreply 25208/21/2012

All About the Lady Eve - a married playwright meets a lying, scheming actress on a South American cruise. They fall in love but gets wise to her shenanigans. Later she visits him in New York disguised as a fey male theater columnist with an arch wit and wins him back. In the framing device, the playwright is winning the Pulitzer prize for a play about the mating habits of Amazonian reptiles.

by Anonymousreply 25308/21/2012

Play Misty For Me and My Gal: Stalker threatens relationship between singing draft dodger and naive USO performer.

Lover Come Back To The Future: Closeted ad exec from the '50s falls into wormhole and lands in 2032 where he finds love with a man for the first time, but realizes he must repair hole in time/space continuum or his new paramour will never be born.

That Darn Cat Ballou: Roving tabby terrorizes suburban neighborhood.

Funny Face-Off: Documentary. Yves Saint-Laurent and Karl Lagerfeld vie for fashion dominance in the early '70s.

by Anonymousreply 25408/21/2012

Mr. Saturday Night Fever Pitch: Aging chorus boy almost misses last-chance audition when Yankees/Red Sox game goes into extra innings.

Endless Love and Other Drugs: Informational video explaining relative merits of Viagra, Cialis and other treatments for erectile dysfunction.

True Lies My Father Told Me: Man struggles to keep kosher as secret agent battling foreign terrorists.

by Anonymousreply 25508/21/2012

Sex, Lies, Videotapes and the Single Girl

An angst-ridden character study set in the mid-70's starring Miss Paris Hilton in the role she was born to play.

by Anonymousreply 25608/21/2012

Journey to the Center of the the Blob

Chaz Bono, in a stirring film debut, probes the cavernous inner anatomy of a viscous, gelatinous Helen Lawson in the role she was born to play.

by Anonymousreply 25708/21/2012

Knight and Day of the Locust: Aging movie star goes on the lam with younger female publicist after he realizes his agents have put a hit out on him.

A Star Is Born Yesterday: Matinee idol hires etiquette instructor for ingenue girlfriend because her table manners disgust him.

Marathon Man On A Ledge: Nazi war criminal stages high-rise demonstration to promote better dental hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 25808/21/2012

The Blind Sideways: a middle-aged wine snob adopts an impoverished young black man with a taste for merlot.

Die, Die My Darling Clementine: Wyatt Earp must rescue a frontier lass held captive by a deranged Annie Oakley.

Black Hawk Down With Love: After the end of "Don't ask, don't tell," a love-smitten private re-enlists under new identity to win the affections of the hunky lieutenant who had previously rebuffed him.

The Woman of the Year of Living Dangerously: Hilarity ensues when two reporters fall in love and get married against a backdrop of political turmoil and human suffering in Indonesia under Sukarno.

by Anonymousreply 25908/21/2012

A Single Girl, Interrupted

A French motel maid is incarcerated in one of the motel rooms with with a girl gang of crazy people while she contemplates getting an abortion

by Anonymousreply 26008/21/2012

"Twilight of the Goldfinger" In this last installment of the "Twilight" franchise, Bella is stunned to learn that Edward has been stepping out on her during her pregnancy...He has been spending his evenings with the handsome prctologist, Dr J. Bond (played by Daniel Craig). Now Bella is left to wonder whether her unborn child will be a like its father in more ways than one: will he be a vampire AND a gayby?!

by Anonymousreply 26108/21/2012

Point of No Return to Oz

Dorothy is turned into a government assassin and bumps of enemies of the Emerald City while trying to maintain her secret life, relationship with her photographer boyfriend and vaguely incestuous relationship with her handler, Toto.

by Anonymousreply 26208/21/2012

r242, The Parent Deathtrap is actually not a bad idea.

by Anonymousreply 26308/22/2012

Three Women, the sequel to Two Women

90 spellbinding minutes of improvised dialog starring The Eyes of Shelley Long and The Tits of Sophia Loren. Introducing Sissy Spacek as the naive ingenue who is eventually catapulted to Oscar fame and fortune.

by Anonymousreply 26408/22/2012

Bump for this fun thread!

by Anonymousreply 26509/05/2012

As Goodfellas as it Gets

Helen Hunt stars as an exhausted single mom/ waitress at the local watering hole where goombas go to bring their mistresses. Surprises abound she goes on a road trip to Baltimore with her most faithful customer, a misanthropic yet misunderstood mobster, played by Joe Pesci. She soon grows to see that despite shooting off the toe of an uppity teenager named Spider at a gas station qwik-e-mart, he is indeed 'funny' to her. Ray Liotta in a star turn as the gay artist who prompts the road trip with the need to put his little dog, Verdel, in rehab (it seems he has developed a bit of a cocaine problem).

by Anonymousreply 26609/05/2012

Who's That Girl on a Motorcycle?

A leather-clad bad girl on a motorcycle (Marianne Faithfull) heads off to see her handsome lover (Alain Delon). Along the way, she encounters an over-bleached bad girl wannabe (Madonna) freshly sprung from jail and desperate to be her friend. Girl on a motorcycle throws her a 'Bitch, please!' look and runs her down.

by Anonymousreply 26709/06/2012

Boogie Nights in Rodanthe

Julianne Moore again plays porn star Amber Waves, who has an affair with a North Carolina innkeeper (Richard Gere).

by Anonymousreply 26809/06/2012

Arsenic and Osage County

A prominent theater critic returns home, only to have his dying, drug-addicted aunts tell him his new bride is really his sister.

by Anonymousreply 26912/17/2013


Handsome playwright William Shakespear sets out to experience all possible kinds of love - romantic, familial, unrequited, etc., with all kinds of women and men. At the end, he realizes that his trollish manager is really "the love of my life".

by Anonymousreply 27012/17/2013

Summary for Apocalypse Now Voyager:

A repressed New England spinster (Bette Davis) and her married lover (Paul Henried) go on a perilous cruise through the jungles of Indochina in search of a kindly psychiatrist (Claude Rains) whose methods have been deemed "unsound."

by Anonymousreply 27112/17/2013

The Rocky Picture Show

A cross-dressing extraterrestrial trains a small-time Philadelphia boxer to go the distance.

by Anonymousreply 27212/17/2013

Mad Love, Actually

An assortment of lonely Brits attempt to satisfy their romantic longings after discovering that a crazed surgeon has given them the hands of a murderer.

by Anonymousreply 27312/17/2013
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