Just the thought makes me want to vomit.
How Does David Furnish Sleep With Elton John?
|by M Ciccone||reply 45||03/25/2013|
Same way the boy toys sleep with you Madge...They just think of the money.
|by M Ciccone||reply 1||01/19/2012|
Just close your eyes and think of England, dear.
|by M Ciccone||reply 2||01/19/2012|
oh I could think of several billion pounds I mean reasons.....
|by M Ciccone||reply 3||01/20/2012|
R1, isn't Elton always on the edge of being broke? Hence the Limbaugh gig?
|by M Ciccone||reply 4||01/20/2012|
Just smoke copious amounts of pot silly
|by M Ciccone||reply 5||01/20/2012|
I'm sure he just orders up a rentboy to do it. I doubt either one of them maintain any sexual interest in one another.
|by M Ciccone||reply 6||01/20/2012|
There is no way, he makes too much $$ in licensing fees from his song catalog. He can't be broke.
|by M Ciccone||reply 7||01/20/2012|
OP, sooner or later most of us get less than appealing. Unless you want to spend you're entire life alone - not that there's anything wrong with that if that's what you want - I suggest you stop buying into the idiocy that sex is only for the young and or gorgeous, or that sex with who is not physically appealing to someone who doesn't love them is not nausea-inducing to someone who does.
It's called being human.
|by M Ciccone||reply 8||01/20/2012|
[quote]isn't Elton always on the edge of being broke? Hence the Limbaugh gig?
NO! That's what makes the Limbaugh gig so odious.
Elton was at the top of some recent list of "wealthiest English pop stars", with a net worth around 500,000 euros. He has a a huge back catalog, and the royalties just pour in every year.
|by M Ciccone||reply 9||01/20/2012|
^Sorry, left off 3 zeros. Make that 500,000,000 euros.
|by M Ciccone||reply 10||01/20/2012|
I'd ask the opposite question. Furnish is an idiot and John could easily have escorts and sex whenever he wanted for a lot less.
|by M Ciccone||reply 11||01/20/2012|
But not love R11.
|by M Ciccone||reply 12||01/20/2012|
Furnish is Canadian.
|by M Ciccone||reply 13||01/20/2012|
I'm certain it's just like Madame de Pompadour and Louis XV.
After the first year or so, the king's courtesan no longer fucks the king but mostly is there to amuse him with chit chat and folderol. Meanwhile, beautiful peasants are secretly brought in nightly to satisfy His Majesty's carnal urges: he probably no longer even finds Madame de Furnish sexually attractive anymore.
|by M Ciccone||reply 14||01/20/2012|
Furnish is no spring chicken himself.
|by M Ciccone||reply 15||01/20/2012|
Elton's a lot prettier if you lay him on his money.
|by M Ciccone||reply 16||01/20/2012|
With a piece of plywood.
|by M Ciccone||reply 17||01/20/2012|
"I'm certain it's just like Madame de Pompadour and Louis XV. After the first year or so, the king's courtesan no longer fucks the king but mostly is there to amuse him with chit chat and folderol."
|by M Ciccone||reply 18||01/20/2012|
Well said R8. That's how I feel exactly and I think the reality is that our perspectives, beliefs and opinions change as we experience different stages in life.
|by M Ciccone||reply 19||01/21/2012|
I really think they deserve each other. Elton john gets meaner every year and Furnish showed what a idiot he is with the madonna golden globes twittering.
|by M Ciccone||reply 20||01/21/2012|
Furnish's body is pretty good.
Elton is just disgusting, and was even that way in his youth. It's basically like sleeping with an obese lesbian.
|by M Ciccone||reply 21||01/21/2012|
with one eye open?
|by M Ciccone||reply 22||01/21/2012|
Mr. John getting ready for an evening with Mr. Furnish:
|by M Ciccone||reply 23||01/21/2012|
|by M Ciccone||reply 24||01/21/2012|
Is that real r23?
|by M Ciccone||reply 25||01/21/2012|
That pic has been circulating around the net - apparently it is Elton.
|by M Ciccone||reply 26||01/21/2012|
Wow, Elton wear his sunglasses during a power cleanse? Tres chic.
|by M Ciccone||reply 27||01/21/2012|
Elton is just vile - come to think of it... so is his bf with the growing forehead.
Just the thought of that fat, flaccid old fairy with a hard on is surely enough to turn every woman into a confirmed lesbiana!
|by M Ciccone||reply 28||01/21/2012|
I tink I trow up in my mouth...but just a little.
|by M Ciccone||reply 29||01/21/2012|
They don't sleep with each other. David hires male hookers in London and Elton does the same while in Atlanta. An acquaintance of mine has been a friend of David's for 20 years or so and has been to their wedding, stayed in their house, etc, so I tend to believe it's true.
|by M Ciccone||reply 30||01/21/2012|
LOL @ R16
|by M Ciccone||reply 31||01/21/2012|
Elton with his tits out in leaner times (posing with frenemy Madonna circa mid-90s):
|by M Ciccone||reply 32||01/21/2012|
r30, why does Elton live in Atlanta, of all places?
|by M Ciccone||reply 33||01/21/2012|
An endless supply of hot black dick, r33.
|by M Ciccone||reply 34||01/21/2012|
"Just the thought of that fat, flaccid old fairy with a hard on is surely enough to turn every woman into a confirmed lesbiana!"
Go to any Walmart across the country and you'll see women with husbands far uglier and fatter than Elton John. And, unlike Elton, those guys aren't multimillionaires.
|by M Ciccone||reply 35||01/21/2012|
I think Madonna and Elton look a great deal alike, but Elton does have bigger tits. Furnish has always looked like a horror to me, but that's just one no-counts opinion. The idea of any of these three having sex does little to settle my dyspepsia.
|by M Ciccone||reply 36||01/21/2012|
If Elton's personality were better, he would be a lot more attractive. There is a difference between a cuddly bear with a wicked sense of humor but a a kind heart, someone who is NICE vs. the mean, dour, angry bitch he seems to have morphed into in recent years. THAT is what is so "ugly." His body is not that repulsive but BECOMES so when you add in the crazy.
|by M Ciccone||reply 37||01/21/2012|
r30 - why keep up the relationship if they don't have anything to do with one another? Doesn't make sense.
|by M Ciccone||reply 38||01/21/2012|
It's the price of, pretend.
|by M Ciccone||reply 39||01/21/2012|
r38, read r14.
|by M Ciccone||reply 40||01/21/2012|
And I suppose having the children has alot to do with it too - adopting the children and becoming the world's first famnous "Daddy-couple" is something Elton doesn't want to lose.
|by M Ciccone||reply 41||01/21/2012|
R4, Elton makes tons and tons of money. The problem is that he spends it. He's a compulsive shopper on an outrageous scale. He's gave an interview to an American tv news magazine about 5 - 8 yrs ago around the time there was a lot of press about him having money problems.
|by M Ciccone||reply 42||01/21/2012|
With the lights off in a separate room ... I'm sure.
|by M Ciccone||reply 43||01/21/2012|
For a million euros you bitches would open your ass and let the fat pig fuck you raw
|by M Ciccone||reply 44||01/21/2012|
Idiot people you have never though that it can be call love? This is so stupid the comments here...
|by M Ciccone||reply 45||03/25/2013|