He's supposedly NASCAR's answer to The Naked Cowboy. He walks around Talladega, Daytona, etc., wearing nothing but a tire suspended from straps, a hat, some skimpy underwear (that you can't see, giving the illusion that he's naked beneath the tire), and a smile. Excellent nips and a nice thick bod.
Talladega Tire Man
|by Anonymous||reply 297||03/26/2013|
I'd hit that.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/17/2012|
He'll never get the fame of New York's Naked Cowboy.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/18/2012|
He can roll over me anytime. Repeatedly!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/18/2012|
Eww, no thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/18/2012|
Hard nip--a side view
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/18/2012|
I'd titty fuck him and then throw his meaty legs over my shoulders and go to work.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/18/2012|
You just KNOW the bitch on the left wants to reach down into that tire and feel his valve stem...
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/18/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/18/2012|
He looks like a fucking retard.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/18/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/18/2012|
He looks like a dullard.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/18/2012|
I'm in love, he's hot, loves to party and has a sense of humor. what's not to love?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/18/2012|
R15 = Tony Stewart
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/18/2012|
Of course he's a dullard! He's hangs out at NASCAR events in Alabama fer chrissakes. That said, do you think he shaves his pecs or plucks those nips?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/18/2012|
I'm thinking he probably does shave those globulous pecs and nips, R17. You can tell by that furry stomach pic that he's probably naturally hairy, but from the looks of it he shaves his entire body. I'd LOVE to be the one to help him out.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/18/2012|
Put him in a tight t-shirt and jeans and he'd clean up at any gay bar in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/18/2012|
More hairy stomach
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/18/2012|
Slut copping a feel
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/18/2012|
Tire Man's dad helping him with his tire
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/18/2012|
I agree, R19.
(p.s., look at the THIGHS!)
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/18/2012|
HOT AS HELL, I'm truly in love.
R20's pic proves to me that he shaves his titties. Fine with me, I'll watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/18/2012|
It's wearing a wedding ring, so if you guys want that used fishstick, by all means, be my guest.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/18/2012|
How the hell do you come to be a tire man in the first place? Who'd think up an idea like that?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/18/2012|
the world of straights is a sick and perverted one
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/18/2012|
I'm right there with ya, R24. Nothing like a beefy, sweaty man wearing a tire and drinking a beer to get the ol' juices flowing.
He definately shaves his tits, too. I wonder if he know that women aren't the only ones ogling his chimichangas.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/18/2012|
R26, His name's Chris MacNicol, and here's the long and short of it:
[italic]"MacNicol was at the Daytona 500 in 2004 when he was offered the chance to buy a used tire. For $5 he snagged the right front tire that driver Joe Nemechek used during qualifying and sat down inside it.
âI just had this epiphany and thought, âIâll bet if I pull this up, itâll stick.â
Twenty minutes later Tire Man was born. Six years later heâs a minor celebrity with his own Facebook page and a theme song in the works.
But why does he do it? Is there a point to walking around nearly naked with a 50-pound tire hanging from his suspenders? After all, even going to the bathroom requires âa very strategically placed lean.â
âThe short answer is because nobody else does it,â he said.
The long answer is making others happy.
âIt makes people laugh,â MacNicol said. âI love to make people laugh.â[/italic]
Personally, I think he knows he's got a good body, and saw the tire as a perfect opportunity to show it off. I'm glad he did.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/18/2012|
the more he does it, the better. it's a schtick as tired as minnie pearl, if not more so, but he's hot and looks nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/18/2012|
Yeah, I did him. Of course, he's not nearly as hot as I am when I'm sashaying around in my blue "El Monterrey Frozen Burritos" fire suit, but then again, who the fuck is? So, when I'm asked if I ever blew a tire, the answer is "Fuck yeah, bitches!"
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/18/2012|
A hot village idiot is still a village idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/18/2012|
I wonder what his manparts smell like after being enclosed under that tire while he's been walking around in the hot sun all day.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/18/2012|
I'd have to see him without the hat as I don't do bald.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/18/2012|
Few advertise the skidmarks in their underpants so festively.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/18/2012|
R32, I don't think anyone here is proposing marriage.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/18/2012|
He should go out one day with nothing on underneath that tire and give the fraus a REAL thrill!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/18/2012|
ask him, he drinks enough miller lite, he might try it
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/18/2012|
He looks so much better without his sunglasses (not all men do). He's rather goodlooking and has a terrific smile. Too bad that he shaves.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/18/2012|
R31---Ahhhh.....the return of the Tony Stewart troll! Where you been hidin' at? Caught a bit of Daytona practice where you were dry humping Manica Patrick---looking good! Yes, you DO look absolutely delish in your El Montery suit that you wore at 'Dega last year! WOOF!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/18/2012|
He's a hottie
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/19/2012|
As long as he doesn't breast feed in public, I'm ok with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/19/2012|
Great chest and arms and a nice smile but it's the thighs that put him over the edge. Wow.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/19/2012|
a perfect package. I wonder if he would suck cock
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/19/2012|
R44 - NO!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/19/2012|
He's pudgy and old so OF COURSE he'd go over well here.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/19/2012|
R46 has an eating disorder and no friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/19/2012|
more pics, please!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/19/2012|
project much r48? Are you fat?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/19/2012|
I need to see his ass
|by Anonymous||reply 51||01/19/2012|
r47 It looks like the fit is losing.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||01/19/2012|
I didn't realize the world needed an answer to The Naked Cowboy.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||01/19/2012|
Your wish is my command, R49!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||01/19/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/19/2012|
I'd LOVE to sniff and then lick his armpits
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/19/2012|
A Tire Man-decorated Winnie!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/19/2012|
Photo-OP with country music's Eddie Montgomery
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/19/2012|
Can I sneak a peek under that tire?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||01/19/2012|
side view of the TITS!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/19/2012|
Tire Man in civies
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/19/2012|
Check out all the horndogs snapping photos in the background!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||01/19/2012|
It figures---a Dale Sr. fan!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||01/19/2012|
Morgana, the sporting event interrupting gal with the enormous tits is banned from events only to be replaced by a bunch of naked guys. The Denver Broncos has some nude in a barrel that's a fan favorite there. I think he may have died though.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||01/19/2012|
Rock n Roll!!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||01/19/2012|
"All this and I can host, too!"
|by Anonymous||reply 69||01/19/2012|
His breasts are clearly bigger than hers
|by Anonymous||reply 70||01/19/2012|
"I'm even featured in magazines!"
|by Anonymous||reply 71||01/19/2012|
"These lights are NOT a representation of my balls."
|by Anonymous||reply 72||01/19/2012|
He's either stretching or doing that awkward dance that people do when they CANNOT dance
|by Anonymous||reply 73||01/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||01/19/2012|
Welcome to the Gun Show, bitches
|by Anonymous||reply 75||01/19/2012|
Rock n Roll Pt. II
|by Anonymous||reply 76||01/19/2012|
Fixin' up some gumbo (and look at the hairy armpit)
|by Anonymous||reply 77||01/19/2012|
Trying his hand at open mic
|by Anonymous||reply 78||01/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/19/2012|
Jesus, when he's dressed he dresses like Larry the Cable Guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/19/2012|
This thread is all one poster.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||01/19/2012|
Is he bald?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||01/19/2012|
Who knew this would be the most photographed person since Marilyn Monroe.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||01/19/2012|
Me too, R51
|by Anonymous||reply 84||01/19/2012|
Not exactly, R81.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||01/19/2012|
R81 are you the hall monitor? Everyone hates hall monitors.
So fucking what. The pics are fun and a lot of us like them.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||01/19/2012|
Don't worry about that constipated killjoy, R86. He's but a blip on our radar.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||01/19/2012|
Hmm I wonder if he would consider becomimg a fan of the Tour De France?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||01/19/2012|
In most threads, if there were one poster making a disproportionate share of posts, people would be bitching.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||01/19/2012|
[quote]In most threads, if there were one poster making a disproportionate share of posts, people would be bitching.
Yes, some would be bitching -- but not everyone is that ignorant, r89. We've got too many hall monitors and too many trolldar trolls.
If someone has something to add to the discussion or add to our enjoyment, they should be able to post all they want.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||01/19/2012|
I'm totally obsessed with this stud now, thanks for all the photos!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/19/2012|
He's bloated fat. The standards for some here are warped.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/19/2012|
Justin Bieber would kick his ass
|by Anonymous||reply 93||01/19/2012|
Even with a smallish cock, he'd still rock my world.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/19/2012|
He should present his hole
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/19/2012|
Here is the Facebook page.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/19/2012|
R92 just wolfed down a works pizza and ralphed it back up.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/19/2012|
THIGHS! (From the looks of it, I think he's wearing bikini briefs)
|by Anonymous||reply 101||01/19/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 104||01/19/2012|
His skin almost has a creamy consistency. I bet he tastes like sweat and sweet milk.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||01/19/2012|
I bet he's kinda rank ans sweaty from standing around drinking beer, probably a bit beery drunk and nasty too - JUST like I like them!
|by Anonymous||reply 106||01/19/2012|
LOL R106, I'd like to personally find out.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||01/19/2012|
Happy to oblige, R91
|by Anonymous||reply 108||01/19/2012|
Check out the chick in the truck wearing the funky shades. She can't stare hard enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||01/19/2012|
I wonder if these chicks can smell his manliness?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||01/19/2012|
he's probably dumb as a hammers but his smile is great.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||01/19/2012|
That it is, R111
|by Anonymous||reply 112||01/19/2012|
[quote]He's bloated fat.
No, he's not.
You, however, have an eating disorder.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||01/19/2012|
Friday Talladega Tire man bump
|by Anonymous||reply 114||01/20/2012|
The smile does work wonders for him.
And of course he smells. Imagine if you were walking around nearly naked wearing a fucking tire and getting beer spilled on you by NASCAR idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||01/20/2012|
I love him.
Wonder if he's aware that guys find him hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||01/20/2012|
[quote]Wonder if he's aware that guys find him hot.
Anyone who walks around naked with a tire around their waist knows there are men looking too.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||01/20/2012|
What R117 said. He probably gets turned on by the fact that dudes ogle him as much as women.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||01/20/2012|
He might even only be straight when sober
|by Anonymous||reply 119||01/20/2012|
One can hope, R119.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||01/20/2012|
Now I'm curious what he looks like without a tire
|by Anonymous||reply 121||01/20/2012|
I'm guessing he's hung thickly with a nice meaty butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||01/20/2012|
the butt part intrigues me
|by Anonymous||reply 123||01/21/2012|
OK, so this guy's got a schtick that probably gets him pussy when he needs it and blow jobs when pussy ain't available.
It' would hotter if the started wearing a tire that's not as wide, offering a better glimpse of his upper thighs and lower an the abs (oh, wait, what abs? The tire he wears hides the tire he's created drinking all that shit domestic brew).
|by Anonymous||reply 124||01/21/2012|
He'd probably get kicked out of the race track if he galavanted around wearing a smaller tire. Indecency and all.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||01/21/2012|
This is the first time anyone's posted a man on DL that turned my crank. He is easily the hottest man I've looked at in a good while. Dumb and fun, with a pair of thighs and pecs that are mouthwatering. Chances are the ass and the dick aren't all that impressive, since he clearly likes showing off, but I'll learn to deal with it over time, if he'll just keep those meaty legs on my shoulders.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||01/21/2012|
Isn't this still a gay board? Why is this kind of unattractive, blue collar nonsense even rewarded with attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||01/21/2012|
And who voted you president of beauty standards?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||01/21/2012|
Yes, r127, because there's nothing at all gay about a bunch of men lusting after a blue collar type. The very idea!
|by Anonymous||reply 129||01/21/2012|
We wanted me. BAD. I just couldn't...
|by Anonymous||reply 130||01/21/2012|
R127 is insanely jealous, and hates the fact that NOBODY EVER gives him attention, even though he tries very hard. BYE!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||01/21/2012|
You're welcome, R126!
|by Anonymous||reply 132||01/21/2012|
We need to have this thread posted on gawker so that he finds out who his new admirers are
|by Anonymous||reply 133||01/21/2012|
Maybe he can invite us all to the next races!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||01/21/2012|
NSFW, R96! I almost got in trouble at work for that. Please be sure to label next time!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||01/21/2012|
How old he?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||01/21/2012|
he's legal, that's my only concern
|by Anonymous||reply 137||01/21/2012|
Fuck off, R135
|by Anonymous||reply 138||01/21/2012|
We're not all into hairdressers and florists.
"Isn't this still a gay board? Why is this kind of unattractive, blue collar nonsense even rewarded with attention."
|by Anonymous||reply 139||01/21/2012|
I don't open any DL links at work. You should have known r135.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||01/21/2012|
It wasn't even a link, R140. It was embedded. All I did was scroll down and BAMN there it was! I could have gotten fired. But I'm not assigning blame. All I'm asking is for you to be more careful next time.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||01/22/2012|
Well then, R141, it wouldn't have mattered if it was labeled or not. The picture would have been there regardless.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||01/22/2012|
But I wouldn't have scrolled further if I had seen a NSFW! Get it now, dummy? Always be courteous and warn.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||01/22/2012|
more about the Tire guy, please
|by Anonymous||reply 144||01/22/2012|
[quote]I wouldn't have scrolled further if I had seen a NSFW! Get it now, dummy? Always be courteous and warn.
That's bullcrap! You know damn well that a single line over a photo would be barely noticed. If you're stupid enough to be looking at a nearly nude tire man while at work, a NSFW warning won't make the slightest difference for any other photos in the thread. You're cheating your employer by surfing DL at work so you deserve no consideration.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||01/22/2012|
R143 is a pain in the fucking ass. Change your settings bitch and shut the fuck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||01/22/2012|
the twink photo wasn't even that pornographic, what is the fuss about?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||01/22/2012|
Who's up for going down to the races and approaching the Talladega Tire Man with a deal...?
|by Anonymous||reply 148||01/22/2012|
Ooo la la la
|by Anonymous||reply 149||01/22/2012|
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|by Anonymous||reply 152||01/22/2012|
LuRVE!!!! This hunk
|by Anonymous||reply 153||01/22/2012|
Now you know he would bash your brains out in front of his buddies, then fuck your brains out behind the barn....dumb arses.....
|by Anonymous||reply 154||01/22/2012|
I am appalled that this is what passes as an object of lust on DL these days. He's a low brow redneck who revels in red state nonsense. Plus he's fat and tacky and more at home at a race track than a museum gala.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||01/22/2012|
R154, maybe but his personality type says, "bottom" to me
|by Anonymous||reply 156||01/22/2012|
Why wouldn't that NOT turn you on Mary-lady/r155?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||01/22/2012|
He's not into him, R157, because he's into waifer-thin twinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||01/22/2012|
what ever floats your boat. I love me some fit-fat Talladega Tire Men!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||01/22/2012|
I note in a couple pix he's got a little spare tire thing going on but he's still hot so he can work it.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||01/22/2012|
But I'm looking for a date to the symphony.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||01/22/2012|
He looks like he'd feel clammy ... In bed
|by Anonymous||reply 162||01/22/2012|
I'll bet he's got a mixture scent of sweat, rubber from that tire and maybe sun tan lotion. After a few brewski's he might be game for anything.
I wonder if he ever gets a boner walking around nearly naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||01/22/2012|
he seems like a gets a boner from getting felt up by every passer-by.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||01/22/2012|
Well, his nips stay hard, and it's not even cold out, so that's a good sign.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||01/23/2012|
He doesn't have to wear a rubber when he fucks me!
|by Anonymous||reply 166||01/23/2012|
I bet he's packing
|by Anonymous||reply 167||01/23/2012|
Someone with photoshop should do a bunch of fake nudes with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||01/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 169||01/24/2012|
You don't prefer mystery, R168?
|by Anonymous||reply 170||01/24/2012|
no, I need IT ALL
|by Anonymous||reply 171||01/24/2012|
People like R135 are so fucking dumb. Take responsibility for your own actions, you idiot. Here's an idea: you're at work, how about you actually do some?!
Plus, don't kid yourself that you're being at all discreet - all the guys in IT know what you're up to, dumbass.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||01/25/2012|
I wonder if his poor wife follows him around in the crowd just to make sure some of the frisky "NASCAR-ettes" don't try to cop a feel.
Well, the women and OP, that is.
The woman is a saint to let this dolt do this. I wonder if they have kids? Any children could very easily be mortified at their father's race track notoriety.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||01/25/2012|
no, they probably think it's funny, not everyone is a prissy mary like you.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||01/25/2012|
I'll bet he wears a little posing pouch underneath that tire otherwise the people standing next to him in the pics would be looking down into the tire.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||01/25/2012|
a nice thick bod
|by Anonymous||reply 176||01/25/2012|
OP -- you are obsessing and you need help.
This is not healthy.
Stop bumping this thread. We get it -- you think he's hot 'n' thick.
Log off your computer, go outside, walk around.
Get a life.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||01/25/2012|
someone needs to get photoshopping.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||01/25/2012|
A friend who works in speedway corporate hdq. says Tire Man Chris MacNicol is about 38 years old. Went to his first race in collage for the party aspect. Married college sweetheart and has two sons, about 6 and 8. Works in sales for medical supplies (breathing apparatus, etc.)
|by Anonymous||reply 179||01/25/2012|
[quote]Went to his first race in collage
Whoa! At least it's correct in the next sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||01/25/2012|
he likes to party
|by Anonymous||reply 181||01/25/2012|
R177, F U C K Y O U
Who the hell are you anyway, the Datalounge police? I will post what I want and when I want to. I can't help it if you're jealous of the Tire Man. YOU are the one who took the time to come into this thread and notice my "obsession". Why don't you follow your own fucking advice and step away from YOUR computer, and while you're at it, put the Coke and Cheetos down.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||01/25/2012|
A little something else for the nitwit at R177
|by Anonymous||reply 183||01/25/2012|
Just for you, I have arranged for free tickets to the Aarons Dream Weekend in May.
Your tickets will be at the Will-Call on the left side of the ticket windows.
I would be nothing without my fans.
I appreciate your sending me this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||01/25/2012|
Wow, must be awful to be so miserable, R177/R184
|by Anonymous||reply 185||01/25/2012|
He's a cutie. Keep it up, OP, I love toying with the pissy trolls and twinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||01/25/2012|
LOL me too. Their misery is my joy. And, as such...
|by Anonymous||reply 187||01/25/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 188||01/25/2012|
I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 189||02/03/2012|
TGIF with the Dude who knows how to party!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||02/03/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 191||02/03/2012|
What have I told you about this obsession?
Now quit it and get help.
Ask yer ole mom to take you somewhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||02/03/2012|
Still haven't let go of that bitter hate, eh, R192? Get out and get some exercise, bub.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||02/03/2012|
OP: You flatter yourself that I care enough about you to hate.
No, I'm merely expressing the concern one has for another human being obsessed to the point of idiocy.
The object of your obsession is an attention-craving fit-fatty walking around wearing a fucking automobile tire in Jeezus Land.
Your boy's a goomer and you're apparently a pusillanimous piece of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||02/03/2012|
^^Aww, poor thing. Just because you look like this...
|by Anonymous||reply 195||02/03/2012|
Here's another one for ya, R194. Just imagine his middle finger up instead and, there you go!
|by Anonymous||reply 196||02/03/2012|
Story of OP's life.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||02/03/2012|
Too late, fatboy R197! Wow, dude, you must harbor a lot of resentment for that guy who dumped you and/or just good-looking people in general. For you to actually come BACK into and hijack a thread that bothered you so much in the first place says a lot about you.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||02/03/2012|
It's over between us, OP.
I just can't deal with your obsession.
I'll put your stuff out on the street.
Please, promise me -- you'll get help.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||02/03/2012|
for the record, OP isn't the ONLY one obsessed with this stud.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||02/03/2012|
Exactly, R200. That troll is just MAD. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||02/03/2012|
Oh no, you're not obsessed too, are you, R200?!
Both you AND OP -- wow!
|by Anonymous||reply 202||02/03/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 203||02/04/2012|
See 198. Keep up!
|by Anonymous||reply 204||02/04/2012|
I love to see this thread get bumped because it makes the whacko troll's head explode.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||02/04/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 206||02/04/2012|
LOL, agreed, R205.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||02/04/2012|
beautiful hunky hunk bump
|by Anonymous||reply 208||02/04/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 209||02/05/2012|
Being courteous and warning, I will say it has your persona written all over it. so NSFW, I guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||02/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 211||03/03/2012|
The fact that he seems to be such a happy fella only adds to his sexiness.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||03/03/2012|
Mmm hmmm, R212.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||03/03/2012|
Tire men are hot
|by Anonymous||reply 214||03/03/2012|
Happy Friday Muhhfuggerz!!
|by Anonymous||reply 215||03/23/2012|
the smile makes me melt every time
|by Anonymous||reply 216||03/23/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 217||04/14/2012|
All that and he can SANG, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||04/14/2012|
Chillin' with his pops...
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/05/2012|
His smile makes me wet
|by Anonymous||reply 220||05/05/2012|
His bod makes me hard
|by Anonymous||reply 221||05/05/2012|
bump for beef
|by Anonymous||reply 222||06/03/2012|
OMG..I fucked him once.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||06/03/2012|
All that beer drinking is going to catch up with him. And I hate the hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||06/03/2012|
The hat shows he doesn't take himself too seriously. Th beer shows he likes having a good time! R223, do tell!
|by Anonymous||reply 225||06/03/2012|
Well R225, I think the hat shows he's balding and the beer shows he has a drinking problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||06/03/2012|
I wonder what he smells like at the end of a long day carousing the speedway.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||06/03/2012|
Balding and a drinking problem are fine with me
|by Anonymous||reply 228||06/03/2012|
Bump for a Talladega Friday!
|by Anonymous||reply 229||06/15/2012|
Seems like a nice guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||06/17/2012|
The smile wins me over
|by Anonymous||reply 231||06/17/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 232||06/17/2012|
HE'S a HOT DADDY!
|by Anonymous||reply 233||06/17/2012|
I just want to wrap my mouth around these teets and suckle until I draw milk, or manjuice, or something!
|by Anonymous||reply 234||06/17/2012|
HOT DADDY INDEED!
|by Anonymous||reply 235||06/17/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 236||06/17/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 237||06/17/2012|
U know he must've seen this thread
If he dropped the Goodyear he'd still have a tire around his waist
|by Anonymous||reply 238||06/17/2012|
R237 is VERY envious. It's okay, boo.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||06/17/2012|
Envious of some fat straight guy that looks like a roided no necked lump?
Yes, of course, that's it.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||06/17/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 241||06/17/2012|
Fat and 'roided at the same time, R240? Pick one or the other, dear. I have a feeling that, if he was gay, he likely wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||06/17/2012|
R223, did he squeal like a girl when you fucked him, or did he just non-chalantly ask for you to pass him his michelob ultra?
|by Anonymous||reply 243||06/17/2012|
It's boring now. Same pose, same everything. He needs to change his tire (HA !!)
|by Anonymous||reply 244||06/17/2012|
[quote] I have a feeling that, if he was gay, he likely wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway.
Thank goodness. Now I don't have to get that tetanus booster!
|by Anonymous||reply 245||06/18/2012|
OP is STILL stuck on this deep fried tire tool .... !?
Wow. And pitiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||06/18/2012|
He's still hot, fellas
|by Anonymous||reply 247||06/18/2012|
[quote]OP is STILL stuck on this deep fried tire tool .... !? Wow. And pitiful.
Who the fuck asked you?
|by Anonymous||reply 248||06/18/2012|
Who the fuck asks you to keep bumping this ridiculous thread, buttwipe?
|by Anonymous||reply 249||06/18/2012|
[quote]Who the fuck asks you to keep bumping this ridiculous thread, buttwipe?
Here's a novel idea, shithead, since apparently you don't have the capacity to think rationally. If you have a problem with the thread, don't click on it. Simple.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||06/18/2012|
Don't bump it, shithook, unless you don't want comments from DLers.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||06/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 252||06/19/2012|
[quote]Don't bump it, shithook, unless you don't want comments from DLers.
I will bump the thread any time I damn well please. If something about that bothers you, then tough shit. In fact, from now on, whenever I bump this thread, it will be dedicated to you and the cooze at R246 and R249
|by Anonymous||reply 253||06/19/2012|
Are you the fucking Tire Tool?
|by Anonymous||reply 254||06/19/2012|
I'd lick and rim him till kingdom come
|by Anonymous||reply 255||06/19/2012|
Me too, R255!
|by Anonymous||reply 256||06/21/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 257||07/13/2012|
"Before I let you go, I'd just like to ask if I could see what's underneath your tire..."
|by Anonymous||reply 258||07/13/2012|
a perfect build for a man, no more muscles and no thinner, PLEASE
|by Anonymous||reply 259||07/13/2012|
He asked his Facebook followers earlier today what should he do now that he has the day off? I can think of a few things...
|by Anonymous||reply 260||07/22/2012|
take off the tire and start his crash course in anal sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||07/22/2012|
There's an idea!
|by Anonymous||reply 262||07/22/2012|
Love the tire man.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||07/23/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 264||07/23/2012|
he seems less enthused about her presence than she his
|by Anonymous||reply 265||07/23/2012|
She just wanted to cop a feel. I'll bet her hand is reaching down into the tire.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||07/23/2012|
[quote]take off the tire and start his crash course in anal sex.
Get in line!
|by Anonymous||reply 267||08/20/2012|
Happy Labor Day Weekend!
|by Anonymous||reply 268||09/01/2012|
He's the definition of fit-fat and I desperately want to do him...
|by Anonymous||reply 269||09/01/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 270||09/01/2012|
R268, the guys in the photo except for TTM look like they just swallowed glass.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||09/01/2012|
Those guys are just jealous
|by Anonymous||reply 272||09/01/2012|
L-o-o-o-k kids, it's the Talladega Tire Tool!
|by Anonymous||reply 273||09/01/2012|
R273 is one of the glass-eatin' guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||09/01/2012|
muscular and happy!
|by Anonymous||reply 275||09/01/2012|
I think he is hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||09/02/2012|
He is SCORCHING hot
|by Anonymous||reply 277||09/09/2012|
Who is the Talladega Tire Man endorsing for POTUS ?? Romney would be my guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||09/09/2012|
I would forgve him if he'd let me taste his teats (among other things)
|by Anonymous||reply 279||09/09/2012|
I would too, I'm a slut that way
|by Anonymous||reply 280||09/09/2012|
His tits are more than a mouthful
|by Anonymous||reply 281||10/04/2012|
They are delicious. He's my favorite.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||10/04/2012|
Mmmm, delicious indeed.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||10/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 284||10/09/2012|
Not only great tits and great thighs, I bet he has a hot ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 285||10/09/2012|
Luv his pecs
|by Anonymous||reply 286||10/10/2012|
me too, perfect
|by Anonymous||reply 287||10/10/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 288||11/12/2012|
too bad his legs are so fucked up, scarred and look shaved
|by Anonymous||reply 289||11/12/2012|
Yeah, but I love the shape of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||11/12/2012|
His legs look great to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||11/12/2012|
Everything about this thick, smooth, big-titted hunk of flesh looks great.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||11/12/2012|
I would feast on those tits for days.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||11/12/2012|
Me too. I'll bet they taste like cream.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||11/12/2012|
I can't get enough of this hot guy
|by Anonymous||reply 295||02/09/2013|
Nips need a hard chewing.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||02/09/2013|
What a hottie!
|by Anonymous||reply 297||03/26/2013|