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Talladega Tire Man

He's supposedly NASCAR's answer to The Naked Cowboy. He walks around Talladega, Daytona, etc., wearing nothing but a tire suspended from straps, a hat, some skimpy underwear (that you can't see, giving the illusion that he's naked beneath the tire), and a smile. Excellent nips and a nice thick bod.

by Anonymousreply 29703/26/2013

I'd hit that.


by Anonymousreply 101/17/2012

He'll never get the fame of New York's Naked Cowboy.

by Anonymousreply 201/18/2012


He can roll over me anytime. Repeatedly!

by Anonymousreply 301/18/2012

Eww, no thank you.

by Anonymousreply 401/18/2012

Hard nip--a side view

by Anonymousreply 501/18/2012

I'd titty fuck him and then throw his meaty legs over my shoulders and go to work.

by Anonymousreply 601/18/2012

You just KNOW the bitch on the left wants to reach down into that tire and feel his valve stem...

by Anonymousreply 701/18/2012


by Anonymousreply 801/18/2012


by Anonymousreply 901/18/2012

Scrumptious tits

by Anonymousreply 1001/18/2012

Furry stomach

by Anonymousreply 1101/18/2012

He looks like a fucking retard.

by Anonymousreply 1201/18/2012


by Anonymousreply 1301/18/2012

He looks like a dullard.

by Anonymousreply 1401/18/2012

I'm in love, he's hot, loves to party and has a sense of humor. what's not to love?

by Anonymousreply 1501/18/2012

R15 = Tony Stewart

by Anonymousreply 1601/18/2012

Of course he's a dullard! He's hangs out at NASCAR events in Alabama fer chrissakes. That said, do you think he shaves his pecs or plucks those nips?

by Anonymousreply 1701/18/2012

I'm thinking he probably does shave those globulous pecs and nips, R17. You can tell by that furry stomach pic that he's probably naturally hairy, but from the looks of it he shaves his entire body. I'd LOVE to be the one to help him out.

by Anonymousreply 1801/18/2012

He's cute.

Put him in a tight t-shirt and jeans and he'd clean up at any gay bar in the world.

by Anonymousreply 1901/18/2012

More hairy stomach

by Anonymousreply 2001/18/2012

Slut copping a feel

by Anonymousreply 2101/18/2012

Tire Man's dad helping him with his tire

by Anonymousreply 2201/18/2012

I agree, R19.

(p.s., look at the THIGHS!)

by Anonymousreply 2301/18/2012

HOT AS HELL, I'm truly in love.

R20's pic proves to me that he shaves his titties. Fine with me, I'll watch.

by Anonymousreply 2401/18/2012

It's wearing a wedding ring, so if you guys want that used fishstick, by all means, be my guest.

by Anonymousreply 2501/18/2012

How the hell do you come to be a tire man in the first place? Who'd think up an idea like that?

by Anonymousreply 2601/18/2012

the world of straights is a sick and perverted one

by Anonymousreply 2701/18/2012

I'm right there with ya, R24. Nothing like a beefy, sweaty man wearing a tire and drinking a beer to get the ol' juices flowing.

He definately shaves his tits, too. I wonder if he know that women aren't the only ones ogling his chimichangas.

by Anonymousreply 2801/18/2012

R26, His name's Chris MacNicol, and here's the long and short of it:

[italic]"MacNicol was at the Daytona 500 in 2004 when he was offered the chance to buy a used tire. For $5 he snagged the right front tire that driver Joe Nemechek used during qualifying and sat down inside it.

“I just had this epiphany and thought, ‘I’ll bet if I pull this up, it’ll stick.”

Twenty minutes later Tire Man was born. Six years later he’s a minor celebrity with his own Facebook page and a theme song in the works.

But why does he do it? Is there a point to walking around nearly naked with a 50-pound tire hanging from his suspenders? After all, even going to the bathroom requires “a very strategically placed lean.”

“The short answer is because nobody else does it,” he said.

The long answer is making others happy.

“It makes people laugh,” MacNicol said. “I love to make people laugh.”[/italic]

Personally, I think he knows he's got a good body, and saw the tire as a perfect opportunity to show it off. I'm glad he did.

by Anonymousreply 2901/18/2012

the more he does it, the better. it's a schtick as tired as minnie pearl, if not more so, but he's hot and looks nice.

by Anonymousreply 3001/18/2012

Yeah, I did him. Of course, he's not nearly as hot as I am when I'm sashaying around in my blue "El Monterrey Frozen Burritos" fire suit, but then again, who the fuck is? So, when I'm asked if I ever blew a tire, the answer is "Fuck yeah, bitches!"

by Anonymousreply 3101/18/2012

A hot village idiot is still a village idiot.

by Anonymousreply 3201/18/2012

I wonder what his manparts smell like after being enclosed under that tire while he's been walking around in the hot sun all day.

by Anonymousreply 3301/18/2012

I'd have to see him without the hat as I don't do bald.

by Anonymousreply 3401/18/2012

Few advertise the skidmarks in their underpants so festively.

by Anonymousreply 3501/18/2012

R32, I don't think anyone here is proposing marriage.

by Anonymousreply 3601/18/2012

He should go out one day with nothing on underneath that tire and give the fraus a REAL thrill!

by Anonymousreply 3701/18/2012

ask him, he drinks enough miller lite, he might try it

by Anonymousreply 3801/18/2012

He looks so much better without his sunglasses (not all men do). He's rather goodlooking and has a terrific smile. Too bad that he shaves.

by Anonymousreply 3901/18/2012

R31---Ahhhh.....the return of the Tony Stewart troll! Where you been hidin' at? Caught a bit of Daytona practice where you were dry humping Manica Patrick---looking good! Yes, you DO look absolutely delish in your El Montery suit that you wore at 'Dega last year! WOOF!

by Anonymousreply 4001/18/2012

He's a hottie

by Anonymousreply 4101/19/2012

As long as he doesn't breast feed in public, I'm ok with it.

by Anonymousreply 4201/19/2012

Great chest and arms and a nice smile but it's the thighs that put him over the edge. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 4301/19/2012

a perfect package. I wonder if he would suck cock

by Anonymousreply 4401/19/2012

R44 - NO!

by Anonymousreply 4501/19/2012

He's pudgy and old so OF COURSE he'd go over well here.

by Anonymousreply 4601/19/2012

He's fit-fat.

by Anonymousreply 4701/19/2012

R46 has an eating disorder and no friends.

by Anonymousreply 4801/19/2012

more pics, please!

by Anonymousreply 4901/19/2012

project much r48? Are you fat?

by Anonymousreply 5001/19/2012

I need to see his ass

by Anonymousreply 5101/19/2012

r47 It looks like the fit is losing.

by Anonymousreply 5201/19/2012

I didn't realize the world needed an answer to The Naked Cowboy.

by Anonymousreply 5301/19/2012

Your wish is my command, R49!

by Anonymousreply 5401/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 5501/19/2012

back view

by Anonymousreply 5601/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 5701/19/2012

I'd LOVE to sniff and then lick his armpits

by Anonymousreply 5801/19/2012

A Tire Man-decorated Winnie!

by Anonymousreply 5901/19/2012

Photo-OP with country music's Eddie Montgomery

by Anonymousreply 6001/19/2012

Can I sneak a peek under that tire?

by Anonymousreply 6101/19/2012

side view of the TITS!

by Anonymousreply 6201/19/2012

Tire Man in civies

by Anonymousreply 6301/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 6401/19/2012

Check out all the horndogs snapping photos in the background!

by Anonymousreply 6501/19/2012

It figures---a Dale Sr. fan!

by Anonymousreply 6601/19/2012

Morgana, the sporting event interrupting gal with the enormous tits is banned from events only to be replaced by a bunch of naked guys. The Denver Broncos has some nude in a barrel that's a fan favorite there. I think he may have died though.

by Anonymousreply 6701/19/2012

Rock n Roll!!

by Anonymousreply 6801/19/2012

"All this and I can host, too!"

by Anonymousreply 6901/19/2012

His breasts are clearly bigger than hers

by Anonymousreply 7001/19/2012

"I'm even featured in magazines!"

by Anonymousreply 7101/19/2012

"These lights are NOT a representation of my balls."

by Anonymousreply 7201/19/2012

He's either stretching or doing that awkward dance that people do when they CANNOT dance

by Anonymousreply 7301/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 7401/19/2012

Welcome to the Gun Show, bitches

by Anonymousreply 7501/19/2012

Rock n Roll Pt. II

by Anonymousreply 7601/19/2012

Fixin' up some gumbo (and look at the hairy armpit)

by Anonymousreply 7701/19/2012

Trying his hand at open mic

by Anonymousreply 7801/19/2012

pt. 2

by Anonymousreply 7901/19/2012

Jesus, when he's dressed he dresses like Larry the Cable Guy.

by Anonymousreply 8001/19/2012

This thread is all one poster.

by Anonymousreply 8101/19/2012

Is he bald?

by Anonymousreply 8201/19/2012

Who knew this would be the most photographed person since Marilyn Monroe.

by Anonymousreply 8301/19/2012

Me too, R51

by Anonymousreply 8401/19/2012

Not exactly, R81.

by Anonymousreply 8501/19/2012

R81 are you the hall monitor? Everyone hates hall monitors.

So fucking what. The pics are fun and a lot of us like them.

by Anonymousreply 8601/19/2012

Don't worry about that constipated killjoy, R86. He's but a blip on our radar.

by Anonymousreply 8701/19/2012

Hmm I wonder if he would consider becomimg a fan of the Tour De France?

by Anonymousreply 8801/19/2012

In most threads, if there were one poster making a disproportionate share of posts, people would be bitching.

by Anonymousreply 8901/19/2012

[quote]In most threads, if there were one poster making a disproportionate share of posts, people would be bitching.

Yes, some would be bitching -- but not everyone is that ignorant, r89. We've got too many hall monitors and too many trolldar trolls.

If someone has something to add to the discussion or add to our enjoyment, they should be able to post all they want.

by Anonymousreply 9001/19/2012

I'm totally obsessed with this stud now, thanks for all the photos!

by Anonymousreply 9101/19/2012

He's bloated fat. The standards for some here are warped.

by Anonymousreply 9201/19/2012

Justin Bieber would kick his ass

by Anonymousreply 9301/19/2012

Even with a smallish cock, he'd still rock my world.

by Anonymousreply 9401/19/2012

He should present his hole

by Anonymousreply 9501/19/2012

Here's R92

by Anonymousreply 9601/19/2012

Here is the Facebook page.

by Anonymousreply 9701/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 9801/19/2012

R92 just wolfed down a works pizza and ralphed it back up.

by Anonymousreply 9901/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 10001/19/2012

THIGHS! (From the looks of it, I think he's wearing bikini briefs)

by Anonymousreply 10101/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 10201/19/2012

Mmm hmm

by Anonymousreply 10301/19/2012

Perfect pecs

by Anonymousreply 10401/19/2012

His skin almost has a creamy consistency. I bet he tastes like sweat and sweet milk.

by Anonymousreply 10501/19/2012

I bet he's kinda rank ans sweaty from standing around drinking beer, probably a bit beery drunk and nasty too - JUST like I like them!

by Anonymousreply 10601/19/2012

LOL R106, I'd like to personally find out.

by Anonymousreply 10701/19/2012

Happy to oblige, R91

by Anonymousreply 10801/19/2012

Check out the chick in the truck wearing the funky shades. She can't stare hard enough.

by Anonymousreply 10901/19/2012

I wonder if these chicks can smell his manliness?

by Anonymousreply 11001/19/2012

he's probably dumb as a hammers but his smile is great.

by Anonymousreply 11101/19/2012

That it is, R111

by Anonymousreply 11201/19/2012

[quote]He's bloated fat.

No, he's not.

You, however, have an eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 11301/19/2012

Friday Talladega Tire man bump

by Anonymousreply 11401/20/2012

The smile does work wonders for him.

And of course he smells. Imagine if you were walking around nearly naked wearing a fucking tire and getting beer spilled on you by NASCAR idiots.

by Anonymousreply 11501/20/2012

I love him.

Wonder if he's aware that guys find him hot.

by Anonymousreply 11601/20/2012

[quote]Wonder if he's aware that guys find him hot.

Anyone who walks around naked with a tire around their waist knows there are men looking too.

by Anonymousreply 11701/20/2012

What R117 said. He probably gets turned on by the fact that dudes ogle him as much as women.

by Anonymousreply 11801/20/2012

He might even only be straight when sober

by Anonymousreply 11901/20/2012

One can hope, R119.

by Anonymousreply 12001/20/2012

Now I'm curious what he looks like without a tire

by Anonymousreply 12101/20/2012

I'm guessing he's hung thickly with a nice meaty butt.

by Anonymousreply 12201/20/2012

the butt part intrigues me

by Anonymousreply 12301/21/2012

OK, so this guy's got a schtick that probably gets him pussy when he needs it and blow jobs when pussy ain't available.

It' would hotter if the started wearing a tire that's not as wide, offering a better glimpse of his upper thighs and lower an the abs (oh, wait, what abs? The tire he wears hides the tire he's created drinking all that shit domestic brew).

by Anonymousreply 12401/21/2012

He'd probably get kicked out of the race track if he galavanted around wearing a smaller tire. Indecency and all.

by Anonymousreply 12501/21/2012

This is the first time anyone's posted a man on DL that turned my crank. He is easily the hottest man I've looked at in a good while. Dumb and fun, with a pair of thighs and pecs that are mouthwatering. Chances are the ass and the dick aren't all that impressive, since he clearly likes showing off, but I'll learn to deal with it over time, if he'll just keep those meaty legs on my shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 12601/21/2012

Isn't this still a gay board? Why is this kind of unattractive, blue collar nonsense even rewarded with attention.

by Anonymousreply 12701/21/2012

And who voted you president of beauty standards?

by Anonymousreply 12801/21/2012

Yes, r127, because there's nothing at all gay about a bunch of men lusting after a blue collar type. The very idea!

by Anonymousreply 12901/21/2012

We wanted me. BAD. I just couldn't...

by Anonymousreply 13001/21/2012

R127 is insanely jealous, and hates the fact that NOBODY EVER gives him attention, even though he tries very hard. BYE!!!

by Anonymousreply 13101/21/2012

You're welcome, R126!

by Anonymousreply 13201/21/2012

We need to have this thread posted on gawker so that he finds out who his new admirers are

by Anonymousreply 13301/21/2012

Maybe he can invite us all to the next races!

by Anonymousreply 13401/21/2012

NSFW, R96! I almost got in trouble at work for that. Please be sure to label next time!

by Anonymousreply 13501/21/2012

How old he?

by Anonymousreply 13601/21/2012

he's legal, that's my only concern

by Anonymousreply 13701/21/2012

Fuck off, R135

by Anonymousreply 13801/21/2012

We're not all into hairdressers and florists.

"Isn't this still a gay board? Why is this kind of unattractive, blue collar nonsense even rewarded with attention."

by Anonymousreply 13901/21/2012

I don't open any DL links at work. You should have known r135.

by Anonymousreply 14001/21/2012

It wasn't even a link, R140. It was embedded. All I did was scroll down and BAMN there it was! I could have gotten fired. But I'm not assigning blame. All I'm asking is for you to be more careful next time.

by Anonymousreply 14101/22/2012

Well then, R141, it wouldn't have mattered if it was labeled or not. The picture would have been there regardless.

by Anonymousreply 14201/22/2012

But I wouldn't have scrolled further if I had seen a NSFW! Get it now, dummy? Always be courteous and warn.

by Anonymousreply 14301/22/2012


more about the Tire guy, please

by Anonymousreply 14401/22/2012

[quote]I wouldn't have scrolled further if I had seen a NSFW! Get it now, dummy? Always be courteous and warn.

That's bullcrap! You know damn well that a single line over a photo would be barely noticed. If you're stupid enough to be looking at a nearly nude tire man while at work, a NSFW warning won't make the slightest difference for any other photos in the thread. You're cheating your employer by surfing DL at work so you deserve no consideration.

by Anonymousreply 14501/22/2012

R143 is a pain in the fucking ass. Change your settings bitch and shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 14601/22/2012

the twink photo wasn't even that pornographic, what is the fuss about?

by Anonymousreply 14701/22/2012

Who's up for going down to the races and approaching the Talladega Tire Man with a deal...?

by Anonymousreply 14801/22/2012

Ooo la la la

by Anonymousreply 14901/22/2012

Hunky Personified

by Anonymousreply 15001/22/2012

Who's hotter?

by Anonymousreply 15101/22/2012


by Anonymousreply 15201/22/2012

LuRVE!!!! This hunk

by Anonymousreply 15301/22/2012

Now you know he would bash your brains out in front of his buddies, then fuck your brains out behind the barn....dumb arses.....

by Anonymousreply 15401/22/2012

I am appalled that this is what passes as an object of lust on DL these days. He's a low brow redneck who revels in red state nonsense. Plus he's fat and tacky and more at home at a race track than a museum gala.

by Anonymousreply 15501/22/2012

R154, maybe but his personality type says, "bottom" to me

by Anonymousreply 15601/22/2012

Why wouldn't that NOT turn you on Mary-lady/r155?

by Anonymousreply 15701/22/2012

He's not into him, R157, because he's into waifer-thin twinks.

by Anonymousreply 15801/22/2012

what ever floats your boat. I love me some fit-fat Talladega Tire Men!

by Anonymousreply 15901/22/2012

I note in a couple pix he's got a little spare tire thing going on but he's still hot so he can work it.

by Anonymousreply 16001/22/2012

But I'm looking for a date to the symphony.

by Anonymousreply 16101/22/2012

He looks like he'd feel clammy ... In bed

by Anonymousreply 16201/22/2012

I'll bet he's got a mixture scent of sweat, rubber from that tire and maybe sun tan lotion. After a few brewski's he might be game for anything.

I wonder if he ever gets a boner walking around nearly naked.

by Anonymousreply 16301/22/2012

he seems like a gets a boner from getting felt up by every passer-by.

by Anonymousreply 16401/22/2012

Well, his nips stay hard, and it's not even cold out, so that's a good sign.

by Anonymousreply 16501/23/2012

He doesn't have to wear a rubber when he fucks me!

by Anonymousreply 16601/23/2012

I bet he's packing

by Anonymousreply 16701/23/2012

Someone with photoshop should do a bunch of fake nudes with him.

by Anonymousreply 16801/24/2012

Great Idea!

by Anonymousreply 16901/24/2012

You don't prefer mystery, R168?

by Anonymousreply 17001/24/2012

no, I need IT ALL

by Anonymousreply 17101/24/2012

People like R135 are so fucking dumb. Take responsibility for your own actions, you idiot. Here's an idea: you're at work, how about you actually do some?!

Plus, don't kid yourself that you're being at all discreet - all the guys in IT know what you're up to, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 17201/25/2012

I wonder if his poor wife follows him around in the crowd just to make sure some of the frisky "NASCAR-ettes" don't try to cop a feel.

Well, the women and OP, that is.

The woman is a saint to let this dolt do this. I wonder if they have kids? Any children could very easily be mortified at their father's race track notoriety.

by Anonymousreply 17301/25/2012

no, they probably think it's funny, not everyone is a prissy mary like you.

by Anonymousreply 17401/25/2012

I'll bet he wears a little posing pouch underneath that tire otherwise the people standing next to him in the pics would be looking down into the tire.

by Anonymousreply 17501/25/2012

a nice thick bod

by Anonymousreply 17601/25/2012

OP -- you are obsessing and you need help.

This is not healthy.

Stop bumping this thread. We get it -- you think he's hot 'n' thick.

So what?

Log off your computer, go outside, walk around.

Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 17701/25/2012

someone needs to get photoshopping.

by Anonymousreply 17801/25/2012

A friend who works in speedway corporate hdq. says Tire Man Chris MacNicol is about 38 years old. Went to his first race in collage for the party aspect. Married college sweetheart and has two sons, about 6 and 8. Works in sales for medical supplies (breathing apparatus, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 17901/25/2012

[quote]Went to his first race in collage

Whoa! At least it's correct in the next sentence.

by Anonymousreply 18001/25/2012

he likes to party

by Anonymousreply 18101/25/2012

R177, F U C K Y O U

Who the hell are you anyway, the Datalounge police? I will post what I want and when I want to. I can't help it if you're jealous of the Tire Man. YOU are the one who took the time to come into this thread and notice my "obsession". Why don't you follow your own fucking advice and step away from YOUR computer, and while you're at it, put the Coke and Cheetos down.

by Anonymousreply 18201/25/2012

A little something else for the nitwit at R177

by Anonymousreply 18301/25/2012

182 --

Just for you, I have arranged for free tickets to the Aarons Dream Weekend in May.

Your tickets will be at the Will-Call on the left side of the ticket windows.

I would be nothing without my fans.

I appreciate your sending me this thread.

by Anonymousreply 18401/25/2012

Wow, must be awful to be so miserable, R177/R184

by Anonymousreply 18501/25/2012

He's a cutie. Keep it up, OP, I love toying with the pissy trolls and twinks.

by Anonymousreply 18601/25/2012

LOL me too. Their misery is my joy. And, as such...

by Anonymousreply 18701/25/2012


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by Anonymousreply 18902/03/2012

TGIF with the Dude who knows how to party!

by Anonymousreply 19002/03/2012

Yeah baby!!

by Anonymousreply 19102/03/2012

What have I told you about this obsession?


Now quit it and get help.

Ask yer ole mom to take you somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 19202/03/2012

Still haven't let go of that bitter hate, eh, R192? Get out and get some exercise, bub.

by Anonymousreply 19302/03/2012

OP: You flatter yourself that I care enough about you to hate.

No, I'm merely expressing the concern one has for another human being obsessed to the point of idiocy.

The object of your obsession is an attention-craving fit-fatty walking around wearing a fucking automobile tire in Jeezus Land.

Your boy's a goomer and you're apparently a pusillanimous piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 19402/03/2012

^^Aww, poor thing. Just because you look like this...

by Anonymousreply 19502/03/2012

Here's another one for ya, R194. Just imagine his middle finger up instead and, there you go!

by Anonymousreply 19602/03/2012

Story of OP's life.

Check it.

by Anonymousreply 19702/03/2012

Too late, fatboy R197! Wow, dude, you must harbor a lot of resentment for that guy who dumped you and/or just good-looking people in general. For you to actually come BACK into and hijack a thread that bothered you so much in the first place says a lot about you.

by Anonymousreply 19802/03/2012

It's over between us, OP.

I just can't deal with your obsession.

I'll put your stuff out on the street.

Please, promise me -- you'll get help.

by Anonymousreply 19902/03/2012

for the record, OP isn't the ONLY one obsessed with this stud.

by Anonymousreply 20002/03/2012

Exactly, R200. That troll is just MAD. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 20102/03/2012

Oh no, you're not obsessed too, are you, R200?!

Both you AND OP -- wow!

by Anonymousreply 20202/03/2012


by Anonymousreply 20302/04/2012

See 198. Keep up!

by Anonymousreply 20402/04/2012

I love to see this thread get bumped because it makes the whacko troll's head explode.

by Anonymousreply 20502/04/2012

humpy bumpy

by Anonymousreply 20602/04/2012

LOL, agreed, R205.

by Anonymousreply 20702/04/2012

beautiful hunky hunk bump

by Anonymousreply 20802/04/2012

great smile

by Anonymousreply 20902/05/2012

Here, R135/R136/R141/R143:

Being courteous and warning, I will say it has your persona written all over it. so NSFW, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 21002/05/2012


by Anonymousreply 21103/03/2012

The fact that he seems to be such a happy fella only adds to his sexiness.

by Anonymousreply 21203/03/2012

Mmm hmmm, R212.

by Anonymousreply 21303/03/2012

Tire men are hot

by Anonymousreply 21403/03/2012

Happy Friday Muhhfuggerz!!

by Anonymousreply 21503/23/2012

the smile makes me melt every time

by Anonymousreply 21603/23/2012

Happy Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 21704/14/2012

All that and he can SANG, too.

by Anonymousreply 21804/14/2012

Chillin' with his pops...

by Anonymousreply 21905/05/2012

His smile makes me wet

by Anonymousreply 22005/05/2012

His bod makes me hard

by Anonymousreply 22105/05/2012

bump for beef

by Anonymousreply 22206/03/2012

OMG..I fucked him once.

by Anonymousreply 22306/03/2012

All that beer drinking is going to catch up with him. And I hate the hat.

by Anonymousreply 22406/03/2012

The hat shows he doesn't take himself too seriously. Th beer shows he likes having a good time! R223, do tell!

by Anonymousreply 22506/03/2012

Well R225, I think the hat shows he's balding and the beer shows he has a drinking problem.

by Anonymousreply 22606/03/2012

I wonder what he smells like at the end of a long day carousing the speedway.

by Anonymousreply 22706/03/2012

Balding and a drinking problem are fine with me

by Anonymousreply 22806/03/2012

Bump for a Talladega Friday!

by Anonymousreply 22906/15/2012

Seems like a nice guy.

by Anonymousreply 23006/17/2012

The smile wins me over

by Anonymousreply 23106/17/2012


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by Anonymousreply 23306/17/2012

I just want to wrap my mouth around these teets and suckle until I draw milk, or manjuice, or something!

by Anonymousreply 23406/17/2012


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by Anonymousreply 23706/17/2012

U know he must've seen this thread

If he dropped the Goodyear he'd still have a tire around his waist

by Anonymousreply 23806/17/2012

R237 is VERY envious. It's okay, boo.

by Anonymousreply 23906/17/2012

Envious of some fat straight guy that looks like a roided no necked lump?

Yes, of course, that's it.

by Anonymousreply 24006/17/2012


by Anonymousreply 24106/17/2012

Fat and 'roided at the same time, R240? Pick one or the other, dear. I have a feeling that, if he was gay, he likely wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 24206/17/2012

R223, did he squeal like a girl when you fucked him, or did he just non-chalantly ask for you to pass him his michelob ultra?

by Anonymousreply 24306/17/2012

It's boring now. Same pose, same everything. He needs to change his tire (HA !!)

by Anonymousreply 24406/17/2012

[quote] I have a feeling that, if he was gay, he likely wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway.

Thank goodness. Now I don't have to get that tetanus booster!

by Anonymousreply 24506/18/2012

OP is STILL stuck on this deep fried tire tool .... !?

Wow. And pitiful.

by Anonymousreply 24606/18/2012

He's still hot, fellas

by Anonymousreply 24706/18/2012

[quote]OP is STILL stuck on this deep fried tire tool .... !? Wow. And pitiful.

Who the fuck asked you?

by Anonymousreply 24806/18/2012

Who the fuck asks you to keep bumping this ridiculous thread, buttwipe?

by Anonymousreply 24906/18/2012

[quote]Who the fuck asks you to keep bumping this ridiculous thread, buttwipe?

Here's a novel idea, shithead, since apparently you don't have the capacity to think rationally. If you have a problem with the thread, don't click on it. Simple.

by Anonymousreply 25006/18/2012

Don't bump it, shithook, unless you don't want comments from DLers.

by Anonymousreply 25106/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 25206/19/2012

[quote]Don't bump it, shithook, unless you don't want comments from DLers.

I will bump the thread any time I damn well please. If something about that bothers you, then tough shit. In fact, from now on, whenever I bump this thread, it will be dedicated to you and the cooze at R246 and R249

by Anonymousreply 25306/19/2012

Are you the fucking Tire Tool?

by Anonymousreply 25406/19/2012

I'd lick and rim him till kingdom come

by Anonymousreply 25506/19/2012

Me too, R255!

by Anonymousreply 25606/21/2012

In shorts

by Anonymousreply 25707/13/2012

"Before I let you go, I'd just like to ask if I could see what's underneath your tire..."

by Anonymousreply 25807/13/2012

a perfect build for a man, no more muscles and no thinner, PLEASE

by Anonymousreply 25907/13/2012

He asked his Facebook followers earlier today what should he do now that he has the day off? I can think of a few things...

by Anonymousreply 26007/22/2012

take off the tire and start his crash course in anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 26107/22/2012

There's an idea!

by Anonymousreply 26207/22/2012

Love the tire man.

by Anonymousreply 26307/23/2012

Me too!

by Anonymousreply 26407/23/2012

he seems less enthused about her presence than she his

by Anonymousreply 26507/23/2012

She just wanted to cop a feel. I'll bet her hand is reaching down into the tire.

by Anonymousreply 26607/23/2012

[quote]take off the tire and start his crash course in anal sex.

Get in line!

by Anonymousreply 26708/20/2012

Happy Labor Day Weekend!

by Anonymousreply 26809/01/2012

He's the definition of fit-fat and I desperately want to do him...

by Anonymousreply 26909/01/2012


by Anonymousreply 27009/01/2012

R268, the guys in the photo except for TTM look like they just swallowed glass.

by Anonymousreply 27109/01/2012

Those guys are just jealous

by Anonymousreply 27209/01/2012

L-o-o-o-k kids, it's the Talladega Tire Tool!

by Anonymousreply 27309/01/2012

R273 is one of the glass-eatin' guys.

by Anonymousreply 27409/01/2012

muscular and happy!

by Anonymousreply 27509/01/2012

I think he is hot.

by Anonymousreply 27609/02/2012


by Anonymousreply 27709/09/2012

Who is the Talladega Tire Man endorsing for POTUS ?? Romney would be my guess.

by Anonymousreply 27809/09/2012

I would forgve him if he'd let me taste his teats (among other things)

by Anonymousreply 27909/09/2012

I would too, I'm a slut that way

by Anonymousreply 28009/09/2012

His tits are more than a mouthful

by Anonymousreply 28110/04/2012

They are delicious. He's my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 28210/04/2012

Mmmm, delicious indeed.

by Anonymousreply 28310/05/2012

Hot Stuff!

by Anonymousreply 28410/09/2012

Not only great tits and great thighs, I bet he has a hot ass!

by Anonymousreply 28510/09/2012

Luv his pecs

by Anonymousreply 28610/10/2012

me too, perfect

by Anonymousreply 28710/10/2012


by Anonymousreply 28811/12/2012

too bad his legs are so fucked up, scarred and look shaved

by Anonymousreply 28911/12/2012

Yeah, but I love the shape of them.

by Anonymousreply 29011/12/2012

His legs look great to me.

by Anonymousreply 29111/12/2012

Everything about this thick, smooth, big-titted hunk of flesh looks great.

by Anonymousreply 29211/12/2012

I would feast on those tits for days.

by Anonymousreply 29311/12/2012

Me too. I'll bet they taste like cream.

by Anonymousreply 29411/12/2012

I can't get enough of this hot guy

by Anonymousreply 29502/09/2013

Nips need a hard chewing.

by Anonymousreply 29602/09/2013

What a hottie!

by Anonymousreply 29703/26/2013
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