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Miss America

Am I the only one watching?

by Anonymousreply 8409/15/2013

Of course Kris Jenner had to weasel her diseased ass in there as a judge.

by Anonymousreply 101/14/2012

Wow...this used to be a major, national event.

Yes, this could be you, Academy Awards...

by Anonymousreply 201/14/2012

Swimsuit competition. Some of the girls are too skinny. And many have weird faces.

by Anonymousreply 301/14/2012

Miss So. Carolina sure is making it known that she lost that 110 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 401/14/2012

They're really anti-blond this year.

South Carolina will win it all.

by Anonymousreply 501/14/2012

The 2011 queen got fat

by Anonymousreply 601/14/2012

Too much spray tan.

by Anonymousreply 701/14/2012

I turned the channel when Kris Jenner showed up as a judge!

by Anonymousreply 801/14/2012

What the hell was that Scientology advertisement ?

by Anonymousreply 901/14/2012

There's an openly gay woman trying out for Miss California. I'm assuming this would be for next year.

by Anonymousreply 1001/14/2012

You do know that NE/Denver is on don't you? You do know this is a homo board where most aren't interested in women showing their tits right?

by Anonymousreply 1101/14/2012

Isn't Ms Calif. the lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 1201/14/2012

Miss Wisconsin is a lard- ass.

by Anonymousreply 1301/14/2012

What the hell has Alabama got resting on her shoulder?

by Anonymousreply 1401/14/2012

a bunch of dim lightbulbs if you ask me

by Anonymousreply 1501/14/2012

Are you the only one watching.

Apparently, ya.

by Anonymousreply 1601/14/2012

What station?

by Anonymousreply 1701/14/2012

[quote]Miss Wisconsin is a lard- ass.

And the lard ass won. 2nd Wisconsin winner. Mom called me all excited about it. Family knew thew first Wisconsin winner, Terry Meeuwsen, from the same city.

by Anonymousreply 1801/15/2012

Miss South Carolina, of the 110 pound weight loss, has obviously had tons of plastic surgery and lipo.She has an entirely different face, and looks like a tranny.Her swimsuit portion was painful to watch.

by Anonymousreply 1901/15/2012

majority of winners are never heard of after their ear in spotlight... some have been cohosts on Fox or 700 Club...only one winner was jewish as it is a right wing Christian program run by our friends at MTV... did you notice all the diversity ...blacks, lainos, blondes?

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2012

I hadn't watched this in years, but I actually enjoyed it, though it is kinda camp. It had attractive hosts, gorgeous contestants and a bouncy, youthful energy to the proceedings. They included the talent competition, and a new feature where they tacked on a surprise 11th member, picked by her fellow contestants, to the top ten finalists (shades of Survivor).

As for the out lesbians vying for the new Miss California- they didn't make it to the finals.

by Anonymousreply 2101/15/2012

What was with South Carolina's walk? I'm not sure if that was a legacy of when she was so much heavier -- but it was the strangest pageant walk that I have ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 2201/15/2012

OMG. The "talent" portion. The first three were craptacular!

by Anonymousreply 2301/12/2013

Miss Maryland sang "I Dreamed a Dream" seemed like she forgot the words right at the big part...."Turn your dreams to shame......"

Hathaway must be behind this.

by Anonymousreply 2401/12/2013

Something I've always wondered, does the winner of Miss America go on to compete in the Miss Universe pageant representing the USA?

by Anonymousreply 2501/12/2013

no...Miss USA does r25....she won this year.

by Anonymousreply 2601/12/2013

Miss USA goes to Miss Universe not Miss America

by Anonymousreply 2701/12/2013

Okay, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 2801/12/2013

Miss District of Columbia plans to undergo a preventive double mastectomy to reduce her risk of breast cancer, which killed her mother and grandmother.

Miss Montana was the pageant's first autistic contestant.

Miss Iowa has Tourette's syndrome.

And Miss Maine lost more than 50 pounds before winning her state crown.

by Anonymousreply 2901/12/2013

How odd was it that one of the women was named Mariah Cary?

by Anonymousreply 3001/12/2013

These pageants have zero class nowadays. Way too contemporary.

by Anonymousreply 3101/12/2013

I was there as a seatfiller, front section. I do believe Miss America goes to the Miss World competition, the one not associated with Donald Trump.

Did anyone else here the very liberal marijuana comment from the finalist who came in 5th? She said that mj should be legalized for recreational use and for medical reasons. You would not believe the number of gasps in that audience.

by Anonymousreply 3201/12/2013

Miss New York won. From Brooklyn no less.

by Anonymousreply 3301/13/2013

Soul Tapping!

by Anonymousreply 3401/13/2013

[quote]Miss New York won. From Brooklyn no less.

She's originally from Opelika, Alabama.

[quote]Did anyone else here the very liberal marijuana comment from the finalist who came in 5th? She said that mj should be legalized for recreational use and for medical reasons. You would not believe the number of gasps in that audience.

I didn't watch, but wow. Miss America definitely isn't as conservative/churchy/uptight as it used to be.

by Anonymousreply 3501/13/2013

R35, Still can't figure out if the contestant, who ended up only 4th runner up, intended to say what she actually did. The very senior audience was beyond shocked. The judge who asked her the question claimed that 2 states have legalized marijuana for recreational use, not just for medicinal purposes. I did not know that was true. Of course many pay doctors to claim that they need it for chronic pain, whether that is true or nor.

by Anonymousreply 3601/13/2013

[quote]many pay doctors to claim that they need it for chronic pain, whether that is true or nor.

But that's the case for any drug -- we gossip daily about celebs and their "prescriptions" that often end up killing them, and it is also nothing new. Raymond Chandler wrote about medical rackets where MDs in offices along Hollywood Blvd. would offer to clean your sinuses. To do that, they would give you cocaine to "dull the pain."

by Anonymousreply 3701/13/2013

R35, I heard that contestant (she is black) say that she agreed with marijuana for medicinal purposes, but not recreational use.

by Anonymousreply 3801/15/2013

R32, Miss America does NOT go to the Miss World pageant (if there is one) nor the Miss Universe pagaent.

by Anonymousreply 3901/15/2013

I think it's hysterical that Miss America is a white girl from Alabama via Brooklyn and her boyfriend is a black man who went to Amherst. Only in America, my babies.

by Anonymousreply 4001/15/2013

[quote]Wow...this used to be a major, national event. Yes, this could be you, Academy Awards...

I'll guess that there are posters who don't realize what a huge deal the Miss America pageant used to be.

by Anonymousreply 4101/15/2013

Out in a bikini

by Anonymousreply 4202/13/2013

Miss America has gone back to its roots: Atlantic City in September. Woo-hoo!

by Anonymousreply 4308/31/2013

The song," There she is, Miss America", also is back

by Anonymousreply 4408/31/2013

On tonight! Anyone watching?

by Anonymousreply 4509/15/2013

This years gimmick is that the contestants no longer have to conceal their tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 4609/15/2013

Did tattoo girl get eliminated? I have to agree with Donald Trump who thought tattoos were tacky.

by Anonymousreply 4709/15/2013

I'm rooting for the fabulously soft-butch Miss Kansas!

by Anonymousreply 4809/15/2013

Miss Kansas has dead hair.

by Anonymousreply 4909/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 5009/15/2013

So taged and scripted- another reality show. Tatoo girl or one armed bandit girl for the trend and cool factor

by Anonymousreply 5109/15/2013

Yes, OP, you were the only one in the world who was watching. That's because you're very, very special.

by Anonymousreply 5209/15/2013

Is it just me or do most of these bitches look like whores in their bathing suits and make-up? Miss Missouri for the win. She's mischievous and has the only sense of humor on stage of the 53 plastic putanas.

by Anonymousreply 5309/15/2013

[quote]Am I the only one watching?

Yes, OP, you were the only one watching in the entire universe. That's because you're very, very special.

by Anonymousreply 5409/15/2013

R53: Hell to the yea, they look like whores! Always have, and I've been watching on and off for 40 years (but I was a tinylittle girl...) THink it's the makeup.

Love how the bathing suit is described as, "bathing suit, fitness and confidence", hee-hee!

I don't normally care for tatoos, but I admire that girl - Miss Kansas - hope she wins!

by Anonymousreply 5509/15/2013

Is Helen O'Connell on the show?

by Anonymousreply 5609/15/2013

She's a right wing gun nut but if that's your bag then okay.

by Anonymousreply 5709/15/2013

I hope Kansas loses, tired of the tattoo fad already.

by Anonymousreply 5809/15/2013

Do any of them look like they've had a good meal recently?

by Anonymousreply 5909/15/2013

Miss Kansas just murdered "Nessun Dorma" because she wasn't allowed to do archery on stage. I guess you have to hand it to her for changing her talent on the fly when she's not a singer.

by Anonymousreply 6009/15/2013

Miss California's ballet dancing is ludicrous. It looks like she's doing an impression of Barbara Streisand dancing Swan Lake in Funny Girl.

by Anonymousreply 6109/15/2013

Wait ... they get just 90 SECONDS for talent now???

by Anonymousreply 6209/15/2013

Miss Georgia's "On My Own" and Miss Texas's "Fever" were execrable.

by Anonymousreply 6309/15/2013

The deaf Miss America was also a ballerina, so she's in good company.

by Anonymousreply 6409/15/2013

90 seconds is plenty!

by Anonymousreply 6509/15/2013

Now we're treated to Miss Minnesota's screechy, tuneless violin playing.

by Anonymousreply 6609/15/2013

Do any of them have talent?

by Anonymousreply 6709/15/2013

The old Miss America is showing plenty of cleavage in her two-piece evening gown.


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by Anonymousreply 6909/15/2013

NY won. What's her ethnicity? She looks dark.

by Anonymousreply 7009/15/2013

Parents are from India.

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by Anonymousreply 7209/15/2013

I miss the corn and the camp. Where was the ventriloquist? Where was pianists playing Brahms or Rachmaninoff? Where's "There's She Is, Miss America.."

Usually the talent portion was boring, but that was part of the pageant's charm. I miss the sashes that that had only the state's name in big, black san=serif type.

by Anonymousreply 7309/15/2013

Ha, ha. The NY Post ran a story about how the current Ms. NY called last year's winner a fatty. They probably hate each other.

by Anonymousreply 7409/15/2013

[quote]I miss the corn and the camp.

Obviously you missed gimpy Miss Florida baton-twirling in a leg brace to Bette Midler's "Big Noise from Winnetka."

by Anonymousreply 7509/15/2013

[quote]The NY Post ran a story about how the current Ms. NY called last year's winner a fatty.

More precisely, "fat as fuck."

by Anonymousreply 7609/15/2013

I had no idea my 68-year-old mother had a subscription here, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7709/15/2013

Pics of last year's winner?

by Anonymousreply 7809/15/2013

Mallory Hagan, Miss America 2013 (who only won in January):

by Anonymousreply 7909/15/2013

OMG, the new Miss America is lovely!

by Anonymousreply 8009/15/2013

Mallory looks like a prettier Kate Upton.

by Anonymousreply 8109/15/2013

Mallory is so painfully wonky-eyed.

by Anonymousreply 8209/15/2013

R62, "I know, right?!" Agree; isn't that ridiculous?? I'm ancient enought to remember when it was 10 minutes - well, maybe 5 - but 90seconds is NUTS! Although, whatever you may think of her, the winner made the most of her 90 seconds; that dance was fierce!

by Anonymousreply 8309/15/2013

That bitch from Georgia who sang "On My Own" from Les Miz sucked. Her interpretation of belting the song was utterly ridiculous.

And she sang it in some sort of defiance against "every boyfriend who ever broke up with her." Stupid bitch.

by Anonymousreply 8409/15/2013
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