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Allan Kayser

He of the painted-on jeans, sexy ginger variety who played Bubba on the syndicated version of "Mama's Family" and The Bradster in that classic '80s horror/comedy flick "Night of the Creeps." I used to watch MF in awe, wondering how he could breathe in those tighter than tight Levi's.

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by Anonymousreply 101/12/2012

A long-haired Allan with his son and daughter

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by Anonymousreply 301/12/2012

Super hot

by Anonymousreply 401/12/2012

I watched every single episode of Mama's Family and I don't think there is a single one in which this boy takes his shirt off.

However, there is one episode in which he wears a tight tank top and boxer shorts.

And in most episodes, his pants are so tight that his bulge enters the room before the rest of him does.

R3, thanks for attaching the photo showing his bare chest. He's so hot!

by Anonymousreply 501/12/2012

So tight that you could see his femoral artery pulsing, R5.

Here's another long-haired pic

by Anonymousreply 601/12/2012

[quote]I watched every single episode of Mama's Family and I don't think there is a single one in which this boy takes his shirt off.

Hawaii episode. He is on the beach shirtless. The minute I saw back in the late 80s it became etched in my brain forever.

by Anonymousreply 701/12/2012

Allan as The Bradster turned zombie in Night of the Creeps

by Anonymousreply 801/12/2012

Allan's son is a hottie in training

by Anonymousreply 901/12/2012's the pic of his son

by Anonymousreply 1001/12/2012

Oh my. For years and years I thought I must be the only one. Nobody ever wrote anything about him. Then the show ended, he got married and vanished to Wisconsin or someplace. So nice to know he was inspiring boners all over.

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by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2012

R12, that yummy pic is from a film he did in 1986 called "Hot Chilli". Totally cheesy and plotless, but he was so hot in it. He even did some scenes in his briefs in the movie, and a partially nude scene in a pool...

Briefs...(he's on the right in the gray ones)

by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2012

nude in a pool

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2012

He looks hideous now with that long hair! He'd look much better with a buzz cut.

by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2012

He actually did cut it, R15. Here's a more recent pic.

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2012

Allan, "Circus of the Stars," circa 1989.

by Anonymousreply 1701/13/2012

Allan's box.

by Anonymousreply 1801/13/2012

I wonder if he still owns those jeans. Mmmmm....

by Anonymousreply 1901/13/2012


in the backround is one of the guys who created that parody of Siskel/Ebert "On The Television".

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2012

There's an episode of Mama's Family about April Fools' Day, and the jeans he's wearing in that episode are so tight that you can make out the crack of his ass. No lie.

by Anonymousreply 2101/15/2012

I always thought he was smokin hot.

by Anonymousreply 2201/15/2012

That poor daughter of his looks pretty rough.

by Anonymousreply 2301/15/2012

Yeah, but the son is SUPER smokin just like his dad.

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by Anonymousreply 2509/09/2012

Very sexy redhead!!!

by Anonymousreply 2609/09/2012

Glad I'm not the only one who finds this ginger DILF material. I'd totally let him put the tip in.

by Anonymousreply 2709/09/2012

Why not the whole thing, R27?

by Anonymousreply 2809/09/2012

And he could totally rock a pair of sweatpants too!

by Anonymousreply 2909/10/2012

[quote]And he could totally rock a pair of sweatpants too!

Mmm hmmm. Forward to the 3:24 mark of this video for Alan making sweatpants (and a half top) look GOOD.

by Anonymousreply 3009/10/2012

Looking good at r28

by Anonymousreply 3109/30/2012

nice ass, too

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by Anonymousreply 3309/30/2012

Super cool down to earth guy. He works at the local Harley dealership in Kansas City! And he's single ladies!

by Anonymousreply 3412/05/2012

So, why isn't MF on some cable network now? It has been off the air for a very long time. The last time I saw it was on CMT (I think) after it left TBS. I can watch it on youtube, but it is better on a big screen TV. Lots more room for Bubba's bulge.

Is it because of DVD sales?

by Anonymousreply 3512/05/2012

[quote]Is it because of DVD sales?

Only the first season is on dvd. I had to go 'undercover' to get the whole series on dvd.

by Anonymousreply 3612/05/2012

He definitely could wear a pair of jeans.

by Anonymousreply 3712/05/2012

Did Allan think I was dead too?

by Anonymousreply 3812/05/2012
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