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Let's pretend we're residents of a nursing home!

Oh wait...

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2013

My step grandmother was at this nursing home in Plains, Georgia and about 1/3 of the women had mustaches.

Also, there was this older black woman with a short orange afro, and she would hang onto the railing and yell "Ayah-ayahh-ahhhh-yaya." Apparently she didn't have anything mentally wrong with her, but she just liked to do that.

Now, my mom worked as a nursing home administrator, and they had a problem where all the women's bras were disappearing one by one. Turns out one of the ladies had been stealing them, and she made them all into a large quilt!

by Anonymousreply 101/09/2012

Had we been the residents of a nursing home, all this talk of sex would all be forbidden.

by Anonymousreply 201/09/2012

Can you imagine nursing home orgies? At least they'd have the hospital bed to go up and down for them so all they would have to do is just lay there.

by Anonymousreply 301/10/2012

I'll have the jello.

by Anonymousreply 401/10/2012


by Anonymousreply 505/19/2013

R4. Like u have a choice

by Anonymousreply 605/19/2013

Time to change the wee wee pad

by Anonymousreply 705/23/2013

Let's pretend we're dead.

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2013

I'll be the bedsores, due to ever-cheapening supplies and lack of staffing!

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2013

Would you like Super Sex?

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2013

I gave the last of my money to that black boy that works in the morning and comes into my room to help me wash my penis.

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2013
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