He's not that cute, but his speaking voice is so pretty. I fall in love when I hear it.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/28/2013|
You must've been listening to Howard today. I thought Martin came off as really charming.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/29/2011|
I like how he joking said "I'm fuckin' manned up!"
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/29/2011|
He was looking pretty good when he was on SNL a few months ago. Bulked up.
I want to know how in the hell he ended up with Gwyneth.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/29/2011|
Then why would you link to a pic rather than audio, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/29/2011|
Yeah, I never thought twice about him until SNL. He was hot as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/29/2011|
Very attractive. He's really gay, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/29/2011|
I always liked him: he has the geeky/charming/self-effacing/sexy thing down.
He's someone who doesn't photograph half so well as when seen on film or in person.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/29/2011|
You're right r8. Much more handsome on video. Also, he looks like a douchebag in pics, seemed downright sweet in that clip.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/29/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/29/2011|
Sorry I'm late guys. I was in the bath.
Here's the pic of him in lotus position that I said I'd always post any time there's a thread about Chris Martin. Love him like this!!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/30/2011|
He had some dick when he was young. I wonder if he still wants some.
I'd fuck him hard!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/01/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/02/2013|
He is somehow very unsexy to me. I also find him very overrated as a musician.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/02/2013|
I like his sexy legs
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/02/2013|
Gwyneth is not truly a bitch. She is just a nutjob and she can be very sweet and caring if you don't trash her. The fact that she married Chris Martin says a lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/02/2013|
the fact that he chose to be with Gwyneth Paltrow has squashed any feelings of lust from me.
What's the backstory on how they got together?
I can't listen to Muse anymore either because of Matt Bellamy's extreme bad taste in choosing Kate Hudson.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/02/2013|
Needs to eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/02/2013|
He must have the patience of a saint.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/02/2013|
Imagine Chris Martin on his knees and looking up at you with those blue eyes. I wouldn't mind fucking him and receiving a blowjob. He seems very easy to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/02/2013|
Sorry guys, but Jay Z has him branded. Chris Martin belongs to Jay Z and Goop already knows. She won't do anything about it because Chris's fetish for interracial sex with Jay is the only way for Goop to interact with the higher ups, which are Jay Z and Beyonce.
He's probably a loud fuck; what a shame!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/02/2013|
This cunt is married to Goop. I'm sure he's having fun with other men and bottoming like a slut twice a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/02/2013|
The Brits have some useful words to describe his type: bedwetter, or whatever.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/02/2013|
He looks like an angel. I'd like his lips wrapped around my cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/02/2013|
How come nobody talks about him? I find him very attractive, except for his teeth. But very very fuckable.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/02/2013|
This thread is really old. There is no news about him. Except for his new collaboration with U2.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/03/2013|
R21 that same rumour floated around only it was Gwyneth and Jay-Z.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/13/2013|
Hard to resist.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/14/2013|
People just hate him because he has things no one else can have.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/27/2013|
and he is very adorable, cute, kinky and totally fuckable.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/27/2013|
As insufferable as you think GP is, she is an absolute kitten compared to Chris. And she puts up with a huge amount of shit from him.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/27/2013|
Chris Martin sings like a girl! Does he even have a penis?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/27/2013|
Guy Berryman is a lot hotter. And there are quite a few Chris lookalikes like Jenson Button, James Morrison and Chris Tomson of Vampire Weekend who don't come with the baggage of Gwyneth. Also, it was pointed out by Rupert Everett that Chris looks like Tony Blair and should play him in a biopic. Ouch.
I loved Coldplay's first album but went off them big time since, downhill all the way. They have had a stranglehold over 21st century music and more clones keep coming such as Tom Odell.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/27/2013|
He is fucking gorgeous.
All the hate towards him is disgusting. I want to fuck him slowly and tell him everything will be alright. But I'm sure he doesn't care in the first place.
All the haters can go jump of a bridge. Chris Martin attracts more dick than you sore losers ever will.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/27/2013|
I'm not sure if it is Jealousy or Hate. You fuckers leave Chris alone. He is an adorable boy with weird humor. Just because he married Goop he doesn't deserve the hate.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/27/2013|
[r37] Still more fuckable than you ever will be.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/27/2013|
I don't think MB exactly chose Kate Hudson, rather she 'pulled a Gwyneth' on him and got knocked up.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/27/2013|
So fucking cute. I'm fucking obsessed with him. Someone give me a reason to hate him because I just can't keep living in a world where Chris isn't mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/27/2013|
Amazing singer. Has everything. What's not to like about this little cutie-pie?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/27/2013|
Nobody will remember Coldplay in 10 years, terribly overrated. I was stuck in a bus with people who came from a Coldplay concerts. The majority were drunken housewife types, crazed out by an exiting night out from their lame husbands. No real music lover takes their boring and unimaginative music seriously. Goop should get rid of her husband. He will not age well.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/27/2013|
[bold]Nobody will remember Coldplay in 10 years[/bold]
Is what the haters say, but CP has way too many fans to forget them.
Love Coldplay and I fuking adore Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/27/2013|
People love to say they hate Coldplay as a way to ingratiate themselves.
Not working with me.
And Chris is a babe.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/28/2013|
Don't know why Goop is still with him, he seems to be such an uneducated douche. His music is dumb too!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/28/2013|
Chris is a passive lover and adorably sweet.
Please don't say anything hurtful towards him. He has done nothing to you. His music has sold over 60+ million albums so you have no right to call his music dumb when there are millions who love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/28/2013|
There was never anything special about Coldplay. Mainstream bore music.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/28/2013|