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Chris Martin

He's not that cute, but his speaking voice is so pretty. I fall in love when I hear it.

by Anonymousreply 5006/28/2013

You must've been listening to Howard today. I thought Martin came off as really charming.

by Anonymousreply 112/29/2011

I like how he joking said "I'm fuckin' manned up!"

by Anonymousreply 212/29/2011

He was looking pretty good when he was on SNL a few months ago. Bulked up.

I want to know how in the hell he ended up with Gwyneth.

by Anonymousreply 312/29/2011

Then why would you link to a pic rather than audio, OP?

by Anonymousreply 412/29/2011

I always melted when his voice would break during singing, esp. early Coldplay.

by Anonymousreply 512/29/2011

Yeah, I never thought twice about him until SNL. He was hot as hell.

by Anonymousreply 612/29/2011

Very attractive. He's really gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 712/29/2011

I always liked him: he has the geeky/charming/self-effacing/sexy thing down.

He's someone who doesn't photograph half so well as when seen on film or in person.

by Anonymousreply 812/29/2011

You're right r8. Much more handsome on video. Also, he looks like a douchebag in pics, seemed downright sweet in that clip.

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by Anonymousreply 1012/29/2011

Sorry I'm late guys. I was in the bath.

Here's the pic of him in lotus position that I said I'd always post any time there's a thread about Chris Martin. Love him like this!!

by Anonymousreply 1112/29/2011

He had some dick when he was young. I wonder if he still wants some.

I'd fuck him hard!

by Anonymousreply 1206/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1306/01/2013

He is somehow very unsexy to me. I also find him very overrated as a musician.

by Anonymousreply 1406/02/2013

I like his sexy legs

by Anonymousreply 1506/02/2013

Gwyneth is not truly a bitch. She is just a nutjob and she can be very sweet and caring if you don't trash her. The fact that she married Chris Martin says a lot.

by Anonymousreply 1606/02/2013

the fact that he chose to be with Gwyneth Paltrow has squashed any feelings of lust from me.

What's the backstory on how they got together?

I can't listen to Muse anymore either because of Matt Bellamy's extreme bad taste in choosing Kate Hudson.

by Anonymousreply 1706/02/2013

Needs to eat.

by Anonymousreply 1806/02/2013

He must have the patience of a saint.

by Anonymousreply 1906/02/2013

Imagine Chris Martin on his knees and looking up at you with those blue eyes. I wouldn't mind fucking him and receiving a blowjob. He seems very easy to me.

by Anonymousreply 2006/02/2013

Sorry guys, but Jay Z has him branded. Chris Martin belongs to Jay Z and Goop already knows. She won't do anything about it because Chris's fetish for interracial sex with Jay is the only way for Goop to interact with the higher ups, which are Jay Z and Beyonce.

He's probably a loud fuck; what a shame!

by Anonymousreply 2106/02/2013

This cunt is married to Goop. I'm sure he's having fun with other men and bottoming like a slut twice a day.

by Anonymousreply 2206/02/2013

The Brits have some useful words to describe his type: bedwetter, or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 2306/02/2013

He looks like an angel. I'd like his lips wrapped around my cock.

by Anonymousreply 2406/02/2013

How come nobody talks about him? I find him very attractive, except for his teeth. But very very fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 2506/02/2013

This thread is really old. There is no news about him. Except for his new collaboration with U2.

by Anonymousreply 2606/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 2706/02/2013

R21 that same rumour floated around only it was Gwyneth and Jay-Z.

by Anonymousreply 2806/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 2906/13/2013

Hard to resist.

by Anonymousreply 3006/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 3106/14/2013

People just hate him because he has things no one else can have.

by Anonymousreply 3206/27/2013

and he is very adorable, cute, kinky and totally fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 3306/27/2013

As insufferable as you think GP is, she is an absolute kitten compared to Chris. And she puts up with a huge amount of shit from him.

by Anonymousreply 3406/27/2013

Chris Martin sings like a girl! Does he even have a penis?

by Anonymousreply 3506/27/2013

Guy Berryman is a lot hotter. And there are quite a few Chris lookalikes like Jenson Button, James Morrison and Chris Tomson of Vampire Weekend who don't come with the baggage of Gwyneth. Also, it was pointed out by Rupert Everett that Chris looks like Tony Blair and should play him in a biopic. Ouch.

I loved Coldplay's first album but went off them big time since, downhill all the way. They have had a stranglehold over 21st century music and more clones keep coming such as Tom Odell.

by Anonymousreply 3606/27/2013

He is fucking gorgeous.

All the hate towards him is disgusting. I want to fuck him slowly and tell him everything will be alright. But I'm sure he doesn't care in the first place.

All the haters can go jump of a bridge. Chris Martin attracts more dick than you sore losers ever will.

by Anonymousreply 3706/27/2013

I'm not sure if it is Jealousy or Hate. You fuckers leave Chris alone. He is an adorable boy with weird humor. Just because he married Goop he doesn't deserve the hate.


by Anonymousreply 3806/27/2013

[r37] Still more fuckable than you ever will be.

by Anonymousreply 3906/27/2013

I don't think MB exactly chose Kate Hudson, rather she 'pulled a Gwyneth' on him and got knocked up.

by Anonymousreply 4006/27/2013

So fucking cute. I'm fucking obsessed with him. Someone give me a reason to hate him because I just can't keep living in a world where Chris isn't mine.

by Anonymousreply 4106/27/2013

Amazing singer. Has everything. What's not to like about this little cutie-pie?

by Anonymousreply 4206/27/2013

Nobody will remember Coldplay in 10 years, terribly overrated. I was stuck in a bus with people who came from a Coldplay concerts. The majority were drunken housewife types, crazed out by an exiting night out from their lame husbands. No real music lover takes their boring and unimaginative music seriously. Goop should get rid of her husband. He will not age well.

by Anonymousreply 4306/27/2013

[bold]Nobody will remember Coldplay in 10 years[/bold]

Is what the haters say, but CP has way too many fans to forget them.

Love Coldplay and I fuking adore Chris.

by Anonymousreply 4406/27/2013

People love to say they hate Coldplay as a way to ingratiate themselves.

Not working with me.

And Chris is a babe.

by Anonymousreply 4506/27/2013

Don't know why Goop is still with him, he seems to be such an uneducated douche. His music is dumb too!

by Anonymousreply 4606/27/2013

Chris is a passive lover and adorably sweet.

Please don't say anything hurtful towards him. He has done nothing to you. His music has sold over 60+ million albums so you have no right to call his music dumb when there are millions who love it.

by Anonymousreply 4706/28/2013

There was never anything special about Coldplay. Mainstream bore music.

by Anonymousreply 4806/28/2013
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