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Eli Manning here; any questions, Tebow?

Thought you might want to talk to an actual elite quarterback who doesn't fall to his knees every play, but uses talent and experience to guide his team to a win in an important game.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 5312/01/2012

Yeah, but I'm still the PRETTIEST quarterback in New York!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 112/24/2011

Hey, Tebow...when you're praying to the Son of God, you oughta be picturing ME.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 212/24/2011

Hey, beautiful...you come here often?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 312/24/2011

Eli,

Did you and your brother jerk off together as kids?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 412/24/2011

You aren't even the best ROOKIE QB, son.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 512/24/2011

I wouldn't feed you to one of my dogs.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 612/24/2011

Behold the power of Cheesus!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 712/24/2011

Boy, would you get up off your knees and get me another Hurricane?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 812/24/2011

Shut the fuck up, Eli.

You have 'tard face.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 912/24/2011

HA!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1012/24/2011

You know Tebow wants to see Manning's big ole cock.

Wants.

To.

See.

It.

Real.

Bad.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1112/24/2011

We'll get a real QB someday. For now I've gotta give it up to our defense for keeping the team in games until that running back that takes direct snaps manages to run one or two in the endzone.

Eli, don't you have another Double Stuff commercial you should be filming?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1212/24/2011

Eli, what does Peyton's. Butthole taste like?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1312/24/2011

I don't know, Brades, but he tells me mine smells like springtime in Montana.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1412/25/2011

Eli,

Your ass is not as nice ass Drew Brees' but better than Tebow's flat one. What say you to that?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1512/25/2011

Cam, I ain't no rookie, son.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1612/25/2011

I know how big P and E's cocks are!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1712/25/2011

One thing I know Eli doesn't have is a big dick.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1812/25/2011

Where is your god now, Tebow?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 1912/27/2011

I'll be glad when this football shit is finally over.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2012/27/2011

I *heart* r7.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2112/27/2011

[quote]I'll be glad when this football shit is finally over.

It is never over forever. Alas, it'll all be back before you know it!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2212/27/2011

When I moved to Denver several years ago, more than one person told me Elway was gay. These were all straight people, BTW. Maybe he's jealous because Tebow's heart belongs to Eric Decker.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2312/27/2011

It has been noted by people in locker rooms that both Eli and Drew Brees have small cocks with Brees' being among the smallest seen among football players. At least they both have great asses, with Brees' being one of the supreme achievements of nature.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2412/27/2011

Well, boy, looks like one of is going to the Pro Bowl. You can probably still buy a ticket.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2501/02/2012

And u still look "special" manning.

Death to the giants!!!!!!!!!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2601/02/2012

That's not what some of my Ole Miss friends have said R24.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2701/02/2012

I can lose & still waltz into the playoffs.

Praise the Lord & fuck all y'all

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2801/02/2012

...but I'm still the prettiest QB in NYC, aren't I?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 2901/02/2012

Please, more questions...Tebow?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3001/02/2012

The Christers, in their childlike way, use Jesus and Satan to explain everything. Bad day? You must have angered the Lord. Or let Satan tempt you.

Jesus walks with them and talks with them. Want to win the big game against the Otters? Pray real hard and He will hear.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3101/02/2012

You forgot "God works in mysterious ways" when God doesn't do what they asked.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3201/02/2012

More questions, Tebow?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3301/02/2012

Why does Jesus love you better than me?

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3401/02/2012

Sorry, r24, there have been too many reports about Eli being very well-hung.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3501/02/2012

Hey Timmy, next year's Super Bowl is in New Orleans. I might be pretty busy, but you can go antiquing with my mother.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3601/02/2012

r35 - please point us to the reports. I have a friend who is an Associated Press sportswriter and he said Eli was average at best.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3701/02/2012

I always thought Eli was hot. Wish he would get shirtless sometimes, like Brady and Tebow have.

By the way, happy 31st birthday, Eli!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3801/03/2012

Phillip Rivers has a cock as big as my forearm.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 3901/03/2012

Of the Manning brothers, I can report that Peyton is the bigger by far. And the more versatile, tee hee!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4001/03/2012

R37 more details please!

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4101/03/2012

There is a shirtless picture of Eli around and my reaction was "put your shirt back on." He somehow manages to come off as hot despite being ugly and not having a great body.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4201/03/2012

R42, this may be the picture to which you refer.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4301/03/2012

I think this photo of Eli is photoshopped, but some sites claim it's actually a drunken Eli.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4401/03/2012

R43 I remember seeing that pic back in 2004, when he started in the pros. He may not be overbulked like a lot of football players, but I'll still take that body of his! Plus, I'd like to see him shirtless now to see if he's added any muscle over the years.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4501/03/2012

Misleading Article Title: "Breaking News: Eli Manning is Gay"

"A Decent Community member has reported what has long been suspected but never actually been proven: Eli Manning is gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). One of our San Francisco correspondents tells us that his co-worker is good friends with a male lover of Eli’s. Apparently this male lover makes frequent cross-country trips to New York, checks into hotels under a pseudonym (as does Eli) and they do their thing.

The Community has repeatedly asked our correspondent if his information is accurate, and he swears by it, while also stressing that his co-worker was extremely adamant about the validity of the story. And though it may be difficult to believe that a gay quarterback could beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, this is apparently what happened.

We should note that Eli Manning is married — a clever cover-up mechanism indeed! But that doesn’t change the fact that he enjoys antiquing with his mother and wife during the off-season or discount the fruit loops jokes played on Eli by his teammates. The evidence is overwhelming.

The Decent Communtiy does not discriminate based on sexual orientation, but we felt that some of our readers would find this bit of information interesting. Such a prominent athlete being a homosexual is definitely a newsworthy item! Eli Manning is gay — word is out."

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4601/24/2012

So I'll see you over at your place in a couple weeks, Peyton. Thanks for hosting this year's do.

Love,

L'il Bro

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4701/24/2012

I'll get you this time, punk.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4801/25/2012

Tim is hotter than Eli and you just know Eli isn't good in bed. He looks like the type that does a 2 minute fuck then passes out.

Plus you know Eli doesn't wash properly so he's got dingle berries and B.O.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 4911/27/2012

Tim: Damn, Eli. How is your ass so...fucking...perfect?!! I've been working my tail off in the weight room, and mine isn't even close.

Eli: Well, Tim, seeing as how I don't really work out, it's pretty much just God-given ass perfection. You can do all the Tebowing you want, but it's just what I was given in the ass line before I was born. Maybe God just didn't think you deserved a perfect ass.

Tim: Yeah, maybe you're right. He did give me this lisp, though. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 5011/27/2012

You just can't miss Timmy's lisp.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 5111/29/2012

Joe Namath says Tebow should be dropped by the team.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 5212/01/2012

"Thought you might want to talk to an actual elite quarterback who doesn't fall to his knees every play."

Eli is on his knees every day. Just not when he's playing.

by How's your neck, Peyton?reply 5312/01/2012
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