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Andrew Garfield Has A Tiny Cock

Why didn't they pad his bulge like Cavill? Also, again, why are they making Superman and Spider-Man's outfits look dirty?

by Anonymousreply 2903/09/2013

We concluded long ago that there's no such thing as growers.

by Anonymousreply 212/14/2011

Oh, please. That suit is so dark that you can't see a thing. I'll bet that he's perfectly average.

by Anonymousreply 312/14/2011

Saw him in undies. He's tiny.

by Anonymousreply 412/14/2011

Is OP a woman? The suit is tight so his package will be smooshed. People measure erect penises not flaccid ones.

by Anonymousreply 512/14/2011

r5 is definitely a woman.

by Anonymousreply 612/14/2011

Even if he did have a small cock, who cares? He is TOTALLY fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 712/14/2011

Yeah, forceps heads are hawt!

by Anonymousreply 812/14/2011

A long as he has butt cleavage who cares?

However if by "tiny cock" you mean he has no balls - aka cowardly trying to convince the world he is a heterosexual...I agree this is a bad thing.

by Anonymousreply 912/14/2011

He has a flat ass. They had to draw shadows on his costume to give the appearance of cheeks. I was crushed.

by Anonymousreply 1012/14/2011

this is not tiny

by Anonymousreply 1112/14/2011

I bet you Justina Timberlake's cock is even smaller.

by Anonymousreply 1212/14/2011

R2 confuses the fact that men can't get an erection around her with the size of their erect penises in her absence.

by Anonymousreply 1412/14/2011

Justin is not tiny.

by Anonymousreply 1512/14/2011

If he had a non-grower tiny dick he would have NEVER made it past the casting couch!

by Anonymousreply 1612/14/2011

Really I wouldn't know. You'd have to ask Jesse about that.

by Anonymousreply 1712/14/2011

Yes, he does.

by Anonymousreply 1812/15/2011

There is nothing fuckable about this guy. He is majorly homely.

by Anonymousreply 1912/15/2011

Maybe he's a giver, not a grower r16

by Anonymousreply 2012/15/2011

I hate the spider insignia on his costume! Is it even a spider? Looks more like a Rorschach.

by Anonymousreply 2112/15/2011

Spiderman is not supposed to be HOT. Peter Parker is supposed to be a nerd.

by Anonymousreply 2212/17/2011

"... why are they making Superman and Spider-Man's outfits look dirty?"

It's the grunge, gritty affect ... it supposedly makes them cool. Whenever one makes a comic book adaptation these days, they work against the Adam West syndrome. West's Batman was in spic-and-span Colorvision. Superheroes now must look like they're dark and edgy and they've crawled out of the darkest corners of our imagination.

by Anonymousreply 2312/17/2011

You just know that Princess Tiny Meat is a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 2412/07/2012

You all are such assholes.

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2012

If his dick is so little and he is so ugly why do you all carry on about him? Just forget about him.

by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2012

My cock is much bigger.

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2012

Andrew is not ugly.

He is a lying closet case so some ugliness going on inside of him, but on the outside, Andrew is quite cute.

by Anonymousreply 2812/08/2012

First of all I have fucked Andrew before & belive me! It's not small!

by Anonymousreply 2903/09/2013
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