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Who do you think was the most fuckable US president?

IMO, JFK hands down.

by in the navyreply 10108/08/2013

Fuckable while in office: JFK

Fuckable before office, still in his 20s: Gerald Ford

by in the navyreply 112/11/2011

Rutherford B. Hayes

by in the navyreply 212/11/2011

I must admit, with a girlish giggle, that I'm simply gaga over Franklin Pierce! Hubba, hubba!

by in the navyreply 312/11/2011

How about Vice Presidents? Al Gore was gorgeous when he was younger.

by in the navyreply 412/11/2011

Ancient but Thomas Jefferson. Alexander Hamilton was quite a hunk too but not a president.

by in the navyreply 512/11/2011

I prefer Teddy Roosevelt. So bearish, that they named stuffed bears after him! Very smart, very butch, very beefy. And he worshipped his mother. I think he had issues.

by in the navyreply 612/11/2011

If you've got a thing for sideburns, you've got a thing for Chester A. Arthur! the Wolverine of his day.

by in the navyreply 712/11/2011

I like Ike, but I would blow Bill (William Jefferson Clinton)

by in the navyreply 812/11/2011

To be honest? George Bush. I think he is handsome.

by in the navyreply 912/11/2011

Ford playing college football:

by in the navyreply 1012/11/2011

Gerald Ford was very tall with a great physique and handsome looks. And a beefy football player. He had great physical appeal.

by in the navyreply 1212/11/2011

Sex with any of them would be like fucking a wooden doll.

by in the navyreply 1312/11/2011

I'm with R6!

I would have ridden TR roughly!

by in the navyreply 1510/11/2012

The young ("Fuck Machine") Franklin Pierce.

by in the navyreply 1610/11/2012

Nixon had a 10 inch penis and used the first vibrating cockring.

by in the navyreply 1710/11/2012

Harry Truman was really hot when he was younger.

by in the navyreply 1810/11/2012

Taft!

by in the navyreply 1910/11/2012

Martin Van Buren!

by in the navyreply 2010/11/2012

I would've taken Teddy's seed hourly if given the chance.

by in the navyreply 2110/11/2012

Van Buren, at least, was reputedly gay (not reputed during his lifetime, perhaps).

I had Rutherford Hayes. He was nothing.

by in the navyreply 2210/11/2012

Looking at the photographs of Abe Lincoln. He seemed like he could look right through you. Something about his eyes. Very doable.

by in the navyreply 2310/11/2012

FDR. I'm a power top and like a pliable hole that can take a pounding like he doesn't even feel it.

by in the navyreply 2410/11/2012

WW R24!

by in the navyreply 2510/11/2012

Fucking Teddy Roosevelt!

by in the navyreply 2610/11/2012

Millard Fillmore

by in the navyreply 2710/11/2012

President Taft! He was our first FUPA President. Hot!

by in the navyreply 2810/11/2012

Definitely Teddy. You know he was an eager bottom who took it deep and could clamp down hard on a dick with a simple slap on his high, tight ass.

by in the navyreply 2910/11/2012

No one thinks Clinton is a handsome man? I'm surprised how good he still looks. I'm not familiar with what all the presidents throughout history looked like, but among those within recent memory I'll go with Bill.

by in the navyreply 3010/11/2012

Objectively, no - never was, R30. But the queens swoon over him because of his supposed charm and magnetism (phony) - so, it's really not about his looks. They guy was a tub of lard for most of his run at the White House. No gay man truly finds a dough boy attractive, contrary to what they'll say about him publicly.

by in the navyreply 3110/11/2012

r31 wants to suck off the stains on Mitten's "special" underwear.

by in the navyreply 3210/11/2012

William Howard Taft!

WOOF!

by in the navyreply 3310/11/2012

George W Bush!

by in the navyreply 3410/11/2012

Tagg Romney!

by in the navyreply 3510/11/2012

Another one for Franklin Pierce, but he was a shitty prez.

by in the navyreply 3610/11/2012

Warren Harding kinda looks like a leather daddy.

by in the navyreply 3710/11/2012

Well, a girl never forgets her first...

by in the navyreply 3810/11/2012

Obama, easily!

by in the navyreply 3910/11/2012

I've never understood the thought that JFK was handsome.

by in the navyreply 4010/11/2012

I don't know about presidents, but I'd sure like to give Joe Biden the blowjob of his life after tonight's performance in the debate!

by in the navyreply 4110/11/2012

Abe Lincoln! That log on him!

by in the navyreply 4210/11/2012

I could poke Polk.

by in the navyreply 4410/11/2012

"FDR. I'm a power top and like a pliable hole that can take a pounding like he doesn't even feel it."

Trust me--you just think you do.

by in the navyreply 4510/11/2012

r16 he looks disturbingly too much like his distant cousin George W.

by in the navyreply 4610/11/2012

I never understood the people whose panties get moist over Bill Clinton. Charming and charismatic? Maybe. Handsome? Not especially. As a younger man he looked like a cookie taken too soon from the oven, one of those formless, pudgy southern bubbas. In his White House years he was not handsome, he was just the president. In his senior years he probably looks better than he ever has in the sense that he looks more relaxed and has shed the heavy bloat, but make my dick hard? Never.

He should be careful, too, not to look too much like another White House occupant:

by in the navyreply 4710/12/2012

Andrew Jackson was portrayed by none other than Charlton Heston in The President's Lady which should tell us something!

by in the navyreply 4810/12/2012

Tip a canoe and Tyler, too.

by in the navyreply 4910/12/2012

Calvin Coolidge - silent but deadly. Small in stature, stoic, domineering and no nonsense.

by in the navyreply 5010/12/2012

Tyler looks a little like David Strathairn, and that's a good thing.

I could go for Andrew Jackson.

RFK would have been great. JFK - no appeal whatever for me. But JFK Jr. - well then it would have been no contest. Few male models can match those looks and that body.

by in the navyreply 5110/12/2012

bump for a cookie taken too soon from the oven.

by in the navyreply 5210/12/2012

LBJ. Total daddy.

by in the navyreply 5310/12/2012

None of them do a thing for me sexually, Gerald Ford if I had to make a choice but he really wasn't elected, Nixon selected him to make the deal that pardoned him from any wrongdoing in Watergate before the fucker was even tried, impeached and convicted.

by in the navyreply 5410/12/2012

Bill Clinton. Now, at his age I would be on my knees, the way he likes it.

by in the navyreply 5510/13/2012

This is not a US president, but I'd like his finger up my ass.

by in the navyreply 5610/13/2012

Bill Clinton will fuck you.

by in the navyreply 5710/13/2012

Obama has booty.

by in the navyreply 5810/13/2012

George W. Bush fucked 310 million people continuously for 8 years, leaving them fucked for 4 years afterward. That's pretty fuckable.

by in the navyreply 5910/13/2012

>> Bill Clinton will fuck you.

Honey, he HAS fucked all of us. Don't you remember dear? "Don't Ask, Don't Tell", DOMA, etc.

by in the navyreply 6010/13/2012

[quote]Calvin Coolidge - silent but deadly. Small in stature, stoic, domineering and no nonsense.

5'10 is "small in stature???

by in the navyreply 6110/13/2012

douchebag aside, George W Bush is very handsome, good body

by in the navyreply 6210/13/2012

I never found JFK "fuckable." He was sickly, addicted to pills and had chronic clamydia. Aside from all that he was a terrible in the sack; his formers lovers ALL attested to that. He was a put it in, pump a few times, squirt, pull it out kind of guy, no foreplay at all, no interest in his sex partner's satisfaction whatsoever. Supposedly all the Kennedys were like like, extremely promiscuous but lousy in bed.

by in the navyreply 6310/13/2012

Here is a funny article on "Sexy" presidents. I hope this link works. Sorry if it does not.

by in the navyreply 6410/16/2012

In my lifetime? Bill Clinton. Maybe he wasn't the best looking, but in person he has that indefinable "it" in spades. Part of it is because when he's talking to you, you're the only person in the room. He's not constantly looking over your shoulder to see who else is there. That's immensely sexy and very rare. I think he would be fun. I doubt he has many sexual hang-ups.

by in the navyreply 6510/16/2012

I give it to Teddy Roosevelt. He was quite handsome as a young man, and grew into a horny, rugged, mature bear. I think he had 'issues' or a least he pings for me, big time.

by in the navyreply 6610/16/2012

Andrew Johnson kind of looks like Tommy Lee Jones.

by in the navyreply 6710/16/2012

Wow! Even though my vote was for Teddy Roosevelt, I'm surprised to see that he made it to the very top of the R64's list.

by in the navyreply 6810/16/2012

This is truly a new low.

by in the navyreply 6910/16/2012

TR was very good looking as a young man. I saw both John and Robert Kennedy in person. Both men were frail, attractive only if you like that type. I admire Johnson, but not sexually, so Ford and JFK, Jr. are very appealing.

by in the navyreply 7010/16/2012

R38, Bill was not your first.

by in the navyreply 7110/16/2012

It could have been Howard Dean

by in the navyreply 7210/16/2012

James Buchanan Power Bottom.

by in the navyreply 7310/16/2012

Jimmy Carter was handsome!

by in the navyreply 7412/07/2012

George W. Bush. I would love to fuck him, just as he fucked the American people for eight years.

by in the navyreply 7512/07/2012

Nixon was a stud.

by in the navyreply 7612/07/2012

William Henry Harrison. YUM!

by in the navyreply 7712/07/2012

Harding, handsome, yet so incompetent.

by in the navyreply 7812/07/2012

Barry! no one else

by in the navyreply 7912/07/2012

Ulysses S. Grant

by in the navyreply 8012/07/2012

Geo. McGovern.

by in the navyreply 8112/07/2012

Young Al Gore was hot...

by in the navyreply 8212/07/2012

Obama

by in the navyreply 8312/07/2012

Damn, Gore was hot!

by in the navyreply 8412/07/2012

JFK had so many STDS he was a walking petri dish

by in the navyreply 8512/07/2012

More Young Al Gore

by in the navyreply 8612/07/2012

There was a photo I saw of Al taken early in his marriage, by Tipper, that was meltingly hot...never been able to track it down online. (And yes, I have looked).

by in the navyreply 8712/07/2012

James K. Polk was our first lesbian president.

by in the navyreply 8812/07/2012

People joke about Rutherford B. Hayes, but really, that man was gorgeous.

by in the navyreply 8912/07/2012

Barack Obama, baby. Every other president was a troll in comparison.

by in the navyreply 9012/07/2012

Surprised no one has mentioned the elder Bush...handsome when young in a lanky way.

by in the navyreply 9112/07/2012

Ronald Reagan was HOT!

by in the navyreply 9212/30/2012

Forget JFK...what about that drop dead gorgeous son he had..JFK Jr. Oh Lord! He had a face, a body and lineage with money. Fuck! He was the whole package. Such a shame he died.

by in the navyreply 9312/30/2012

Ulysses S. Grant! Abso-fucking-lutely!

by in the navyreply 9412/30/2012

Jimmy Cater was hot when he was young!

by in the navyreply 9508/07/2013

R73 is right. Jimmy B was the only bachelor president, and therefore most likely to be fuckable.

by in the navyreply 9608/08/2013

There are some very handsome photos of Theodore Roosevelt. Not to mention that I've come to love him as a president, conservation, the environment, the National Park Service.

by in the navyreply 9708/08/2013

Obama. He has the looks, the height, the swag and, most importantly, the ass.

by in the navyreply 9808/08/2013

[quote]There are some very handsome photos of Theodore Roosevelt.

Teddy had a weight problem. Mrs. R. had a tennis court installed on White House grounds to encourage him to lose weight.

by in the navyreply 9908/08/2013

Another vote for Obama.

by in the navyreply 10008/08/2013

Rutherford B. Hayes, definitely!

by in the navyreply 10108/08/2013
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