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JFK's grandson

Would you do him?

by Anonymousreply 18506/29/2013

Looks like Walter Matthau's kid, Charley. No, not for me

by Anonymousreply 112/06/2011

He looks more like a Schlossberg than a Kennedy or a Bouvier.

He's cute, but I'm not interested in 18-year-olds.

by Anonymousreply 212/06/2011

Absolutely. The hair is a bit BIG, but I think he's quite cute in a Harvard nerdy kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 312/06/2011

I thought they were all dead by now.

by Anonymousreply 412/06/2011

Leaving aside the fact that most of us would starfuck him, we need a profile view to determine what would happen if he were Joe Schmo.

by Anonymousreply 512/06/2011

He looks like a lot of other dorky Jewish kids. He's young, he may blossom as he matures. That nose is quite a worry. He's lucky he didn't take after his mother in appearance. Did Caroline convert?

by Anonymousreply 612/06/2011

No. He's a child or at least looks like one. I'm attracted to men not boys Mr. Sadusky/OP.

by Anonymousreply 712/06/2011

He comes across as being far more intelligent than Patrick Schwarzenegger. But, I have a feeling that Patrick is more ambitious.

Interesting how these two fellows will be like a good five years from now.

by Anonymousreply 812/06/2011

Patrick = West Coast

John = East Coast

by Anonymousreply 912/06/2011

Oh hell NO

by Anonymousreply 1012/06/2011

"Absolutely. The hair is a bit BIG, but I think he's quite cute in a Harvard nerdy kind of way."

Agreed. I'd hit that hard.

by Anonymousreply 1112/06/2011

It is kind of crazy to think that JFK, born in 1917, has an 18-year-old grandson.

by Anonymousreply 1212/06/2011

[quote]It is kind of crazy to think that JFK, born in 1917, has an 18-year-old grandson.

Especially considering he's from a Catholic family.

by Anonymousreply 1312/06/2011

[quote]Did Caroline convert?

No way. IIRC, her husband agreed to raise the kids Catholic which enabled them to be married by a priest.

by Anonymousreply 1412/06/2011

Yes, and not just because he's a Kennedy. I love nerdy Jewish boys.

by Anonymousreply 1512/06/2011

It's also kind of crazy to think that even if JFK hadn't been assassinated, he would still be long-dead by now. With all his various health problems, and god only know what other ones he would have had, he probably would've died in the 1980s.

by Anonymousreply 1612/06/2011

Maybe in 10 years. I'm old enough to be his father.

by Anonymousreply 1712/06/2011

[quote]I'm old enough to be his father.

Which makes it even hotter!

by Anonymousreply 1812/06/2011

What a dopey lookin' mug!

by Anonymousreply 1912/06/2011

Who is this Ross Douthat that is attacking JFK?

by Anonymousreply 2012/06/2011

His hair looks Kennedy/Bouvier. His lips look like Jackie O's. Other than that his looks mostly are his father's genes.

by Anonymousreply 2112/06/2011

Caroline wanted Kosher cock but wouldn't take her husband's name, too Jewish. His Russian immigrant parents lived on West End Avenue.

by Anonymousreply 2212/06/2011

I hope she made sure that he was kept uncut.

by Anonymousreply 2312/06/2011

He can't be Jewish, by the way, unless he converts.

As the years go by, we're going to hear more and more about this young man. The Kennedy worshippers are still out there in large numbers, and he's the only one left. Unless he gives an interview and is revealed to be as vacuous as his sister. So far, his credentials don't point that way at all.

by Anonymousreply 2412/06/2011

R23. Agreed! Do the right thing and put down the knife.

by Anonymousreply 2512/06/2011

You're right, R22, he didn't take his name.

by Anonymousreply 2612/06/2011

I wonder if this poor kid is petrified that he'll be assassinated or die in a plane crash.

by Anonymousreply 2712/06/2011

Good point, R27. I would be worried if I was a Kennedy man too.

The CIA had both JFK and RFK killed.

by Anonymousreply 2812/06/2011

Wow, I wouldn't even go there...

by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2011

[quote]Unless he gives an interview and is revealed to be as vacuous as his sister. So far, his credentials don't point that way at all.

Which sister?

That should be she, not he.

by Anonymousreply 3012/06/2011

Hell to the NO!

by Anonymousreply 3112/06/2011

He looks like Rachel Griffiths.

by Anonymousreply 3212/06/2011

Nice face but needs a short cut. Love teenage guys. Their asses taste the best. Hell yeah id do him!

by Anonymousreply 3312/06/2011

Ick, no. I guess JFK's genes skipped a generation.

by Anonymousreply 3412/06/2011

See, I'd love to run my cock through that thick mane.

by Anonymousreply 3512/06/2011

would force him to do the duty

by Anonymousreply 3612/06/2011

I wouldn't have to force him.

by Anonymousreply 3712/06/2011

"Love teenage guys. Their asses taste the best."

R33 = Jerry Sandusky

by Anonymousreply 3812/06/2011

found JFK to be a lasting person of the inspirational kind but never contemplated/fantasized about doing him.

The man who is the topic of this thread, yep.

by Anonymousreply 3912/06/2011

His full name sure is hot, John Bouvier Kennedy Schlossberg. But let's allow the fruit to ripen before we judge. Maybe another 4 or 5 years. He's still just shy of 19, skinny, and a bit dopey looking.

by Anonymousreply 4012/06/2011

Sorry, but "Schlossberg" is a boner kill.

by Anonymousreply 4112/06/2011

So do I have some competition?

by Anonymousreply 4212/06/2011

Political career? Really? NY is desperate.

by Anonymousreply 4312/06/2011

No, r42. Patrick Schwarzenegger is already hot, no ripening necessary.

by Anonymousreply 4412/06/2011

OK this is off topic, but since this is sort of a political thread, I saw this and I'm posting the link here because I can't start a thread. Capish?

Chris Matthews has that Republican brother in PA I think who was a county commissioner? I didn't read the entire article. Anyway. He got busted.

by Anonymousreply 4512/06/2011

Oh, R44, I do agree. I really do!

by Anonymousreply 4612/06/2011

Perhaps the whole Matthews family is full of douchebags.

Chris is an asshole and on Nov 22 last month he did a whole propaganda piece supporting the Warren Commission spin on JFK's murder.

by Anonymousreply 4712/06/2011

He looks to me as if he will age poorly.

by Anonymousreply 4812/06/2011

Isn't he a ju?

by Anonymousreply 4912/06/2011

R1 nailed it.

by Anonymousreply 5012/06/2011

Douchey dork.

by Anonymousreply 5112/06/2011

Patrick Schwarzenegger is a lot more handsome than Jack Schlossberg without a doubt. I am linking to a picture of the fellow for everyone who is not a Lesbian like myself :)

But, the first thing Jack Schlossberg has basically done publicly carries far more weight than anything Patrick Schwarzenegger has yet to do at all.

Very interesting these two. I think Patrick is probably more So Cal and Hollywood and Jack more Preppy and Ivy League.

by Anonymousreply 5212/06/2011

Yes, R52, I posted a photo of myself above, as well.

by Anonymousreply 5312/06/2011

He looks very Jewwy...not that there's anything wrong with that. The guy's not particularly cute, but he seems smart.

Why the hell is he going to Yale????

by Anonymousreply 5412/06/2011

[quote]Why the hell is he going to Yale????

Because he wants to?

by Anonymousreply 5512/06/2011

Yale is the university that has allowed 3 generations of Bushes to attend it.

by Anonymousreply 5612/06/2011

Because his Grandpa was thrown out?

by Anonymousreply 5712/06/2011

Ew. He looks Jewish. No thank you.

by Anonymousreply 5812/06/2011

Kennedys (at least those who can't just get by on their looks) tend to go to Harvard, not Yale. If he was hot, I could understand him going to Yale, Brown, or even George Washington University; however, his face is straight out of Cambridge.

by Anonymousreply 5912/06/2011

He looks too Jewey.

by Anonymousreply 6012/06/2011

For the same reason most people go to Yale--he didn't get into Harvard.

by Anonymousreply 6112/06/2011

Too soon to tell.

by Anonymousreply 6212/06/2011

R1 nailed it. Yuck, R6. Hideous.

by Anonymousreply 6312/06/2011

A vote for Jack "JFK's grandson, not a Jew, really" Schlossberg is a vote for the new Camelot.

by Anonymousreply 6412/09/2011

Has it ever been determined exactly what, if anything, Ed Schlossberg has ever done for a living? God knows Caroline has ever done anything.

Say what you will about Jackie, but that woman was worth millions and even she worked for a living for the last 20 years of her life, even though she didn't have to.

by Anonymousreply 6512/09/2011

He's a Jew, Bob!

by Anonymousreply 6612/09/2011

Is no one bald in the Kennedy family?

by Anonymousreply 6712/09/2011

Just the type I like preppy, dark full hair and young but, legal. I would do him in a second!

by Anonymousreply 6812/09/2011

He's an absolutely gorgeous young man and has all the makings of an incredibly beautiful full-grown male specimen. I wonder what John-John's offspring would've looked like. I'm sure John-John would made the ultimate DILF. I miss him.

by Anonymousreply 6912/09/2011

What is DILF?

by Anonymousreply 7012/10/2011

he's a less attractive Andrew Garfield.

by Anonymousreply 7112/10/2011

[quote] What is DILF?

Here you go, baby.

by Anonymousreply 7212/10/2011


by Anonymousreply 7312/10/2011

R73 = still spinning the Warren Commission myth that it was Oswald

by Anonymousreply 7412/10/2011

Learn what a Jew is, Bob. He ain't one. About a 100% chance he ain't cut neither.

by Anonymousreply 7512/10/2011

[quote] The guy's not particularly cute, but he seems smart.

Hardly. Read his Letter to the Editor. Besides mostly fawningly inaccurate nonsense about his "grandfather," he thinks that Lyndon B. Johnson "invaded" Vietnam.

Not good looking. Not smart.

by Anonymousreply 7612/10/2011

R76, Johnson DID escalate the war in Vietnam though, whereas JFK wanted to end it.

by Anonymousreply 7712/10/2011

I'd rather did JFK today than this little twerp!

by Anonymousreply 7812/10/2011

R74, you're an idiot. You can't see over your gut to recognize a joke.

by Anonymousreply 7912/10/2011

Very do-able indeed.

by Anonymousreply 8012/11/2011

[quote] Johnson DID escalate the war in Vietnam though, whereas JFK wanted to end it.

Sorry, 77. The guy's an idiot living in a propaganda fed dream world. Johnson did not INVADE Vietnam. It's a ridiculous and incorrect statement. Pure and simple.

It's hard to know what JFK wanted to do in Vietnam. Even harder to know what he would have done. It's all pure conecture.

His grandfather sent the first combat troops into Vietnam for gods sake. After we had been there since 1950.

This kid is wrong about his grandfather's legacy on civil rights, on Vietnam and on his hawkishness.

Does he want to explain the murder of Diem? How does he explain the Bay of Pigs which his grandfather authorized and fully supported.

Why are people defending this child and his furtherance of a legacy that doesn't belong to JFK? JFK did have accomplishments and he should stick with them - not rewrite history.

by Anonymousreply 8112/11/2011

No, because he looks young and I like adults.

by Anonymousreply 8212/11/2011

[quote]John Kennedy Schlossberg

Jesus. Why not just name the kid Tragic Untimely Death Schlossberg?

by Anonymousreply 8312/11/2011

I wish him well in life. Worse case scenario is that he will wind up working for Patrick Schwarzenegger years from now.

But. Why do the Kennedy's have all that hair? I have never seen a Kennedy with so much as thinning hair before.

by Anonymousreply 8412/11/2011

The Kennedys are long gone. Time to wake up, Marys. They're an extinct institution.

by Anonymousreply 8512/11/2011

JFK had a better body than his grandson.

by Anonymousreply 8612/13/2011


by Anonymousreply 8712/13/2011

I think he is a very handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 8809/03/2012

I still miss seeing photos of JFK, Jr. while he was kayaking, biking, etc.

by Anonymousreply 8909/03/2012

Next time I am in Boston, I will visit the grave of Ambassador Kennedy, anti-Semite of grotesque proportions, just to announce the legacy of his son the first Irish Catholic President of the whole United States, is Jewish, just to feel the ground vibrate as he rolls and rolls in his grave.

by Anonymousreply 9009/03/2012

William Ivey Long would do him.

by Anonymousreply 9109/03/2012

[quote]Has it ever been determined exactly what, if anything, Ed Schlossberg has ever done for a living?

He tweaks the displays at the JFK Library and people who want to get close to Caroline hire him to tweak their own museums (and they never meet Caroline).

Marry me, r91.

by Anonymousreply 9209/03/2012

Hey [R92]. Are they all still the Chester mafia? Hosting skinny dipping parties for Jacobs Pillow dancers? What news of Princess Tina?

by Anonymousreply 9309/03/2012

For R89...I miss seeing pics of him, too.

by Anonymousreply 9409/03/2012

JKS is a cutie. Are there are any more recent pics of him?

by Anonymousreply 9509/03/2012

If his uncle hadn't been so handsome and photogenic, this kid would not be judged so harshly, looks-wise. I would bet that if JFK Jr. had lived to have had children, they would not have been as physically attractive as their father. Really, who could have been?

by Anonymousreply 9609/03/2012

With CBK and JKF Jr.'s genes, I bet their kids would have been knockouts, similar to Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber's kids.

by Anonymousreply 9709/03/2012

He has bucked teeth and 'tard face.

by Anonymousreply 9809/03/2012

Does he have any lower teeth?

by Anonymousreply 9909/03/2012

Robert Kennedy was hot. (Sr, not Jr.)

by Anonymousreply 10009/03/2012

JFK Jr. is the best looking man I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 10109/03/2012

I've posted this before, but my sister met him at the '96 Democratic convention and walked away finding him to be such a blank in person tht it detracted from his looks. Kevin Coster,at the same convention, was the one she found to be so surprisingly sexy.

by Anonymousreply 10209/03/2012

He was a beautiful, beautiful man. Maybe his nephew will grow into a handsome guy, too. Looks like he's going through a serious awkward stage as one of his sisters is beginning to look just like Jackie.

by Anonymousreply 10309/03/2012

I am a Lesbian who thinks that the late JFK, Jr. was a downright beautiful man. He had a very handsome face, great hair, and a nice and natural build.

I wonder if JFK's grandson is jealous of Patrick Schwarzenegger? Can't help but wonder that for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 10409/03/2012

What did Caroline see in Ed Schlossberg?

A Daddy figure?

by Anonymousreply 10509/03/2012

I was reading where Jackie tried to dissuade Caroline from marrying Ed but Caroline just ignored her.

by Anonymousreply 10609/03/2012

Has Ed ever worked for a living?

by Anonymousreply 10709/03/2012

He is a museum curator, right?

by Anonymousreply 10809/03/2012

He is very cute! He is my type, preppy and smart. I don't care if he's skinny. Not a big fan Arnold Schwarzenegger typed bodies. Plus, love that full head of hair!

by Anonymousreply 10909/05/2012

I think he is very cute! Love the hair!

by Anonymousreply 11009/05/2012

He is very handsome! Looks mostly like his father.

by Anonymousreply 11109/08/2012

Even the plainest Kennedy is 10 times better-looking than any of the Bushes.

by Anonymousreply 11209/08/2012

He is very handsome! I wonder what he thinks of the "Kennedy Curse". Oh well, I wish him the best.

by Anonymousreply 11309/10/2012

Has he drowned anyone yet?

by Anonymousreply 11409/10/2012

AT least the daughter isn't a dog.

by Anonymousreply 11509/10/2012

Tatiana and Jack mostly look like their father. Jack is indeed his fathers reflection! He is very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 11609/10/2012

Shortly after Rose died - in her 105th year - there atually was an article that included her death as evidence of the Kennedy curse! I guess the writer was of the view that Kennedys are immortal.

by Anonymousreply 11709/10/2012

The kid looks a bit like JFK Jnrs slightly retarded little brother. The jew nose ruins his face.

by Anonymousreply 11809/10/2012

This kid is just plain creepy looking. He looks like his dad. Not sure which daughter but one of Caroline's looks like Jackie somewhat and is quite beautiful.

Okay, my baby brother - not young anymore - was a combo of our German Irish heritage (I took after the Italians) and stood 6'3 and was a spitting image of JFK, Jr. Only maybe more handsome with beautiful blue eyes. He literally had a shreiking fan club in high school as I embarrassingly discovered when I went to one of his high school baseball games. He married a very tall, thin but basically homely woman. Sort of like Carolyn Bessett but homelier.

by Anonymousreply 11909/10/2012

NO! Not even if he didn't have that awful Kennedy accent.

by Anonymousreply 12009/10/2012

What's with these children like Olivia Newton-John's kid and the Potato Heads of Demi and Bruce and now this kid.

How do you have such good looking parents and wind up with the ugly genes?

by Anonymousreply 12109/11/2012

not at all. He ain't cute at all. Not horrible but definitely not good looking.

by Anonymousreply 12209/11/2012

He is very cute! I am very attracted to nerdy preppy men.

by Anonymousreply 12309/11/2012

He is a very handsome and well spoken young man.

by Anonymousreply 12409/13/2012

Yes, he is very handsome. I saw do an interview with CNN and he was good.

by Anonymousreply 12509/14/2012

I think he is a very handsome and smart young man.

by Anonymousreply 12609/18/2012

r121, genetics are bizarre. It can work the other way, too. Two homely, even somewhat fug parents can have at least one nice-looking kid, if not several. Sometimes good looks skip a generation.

The hottest current Kennedy family tree member in the under-25 set is Patrick Schwarzenegger.

by Anonymousreply 12709/19/2012

We heard you the first 8 times, r126. Settle down.

by Anonymousreply 12809/19/2012

Jack made a speech on 50th aniversary of the Cuban Missle Crisis.

by Anonymousreply 12910/16/2012

Jack is well spoken.

by Anonymousreply 13010/16/2012

115's photo of Tatiana Schlossberg is actually the best one out there. Here's what "the beautiful one" Tatiana Schlossberg actually looks like. And no there is no exagerration.

by Anonymousreply 13110/16/2012

Here are some recent photos of him. My gosh, he is handsome! Really confused of how some think he looks like his uncle. He mostly looks like his father.

by Anonymousreply 13212/05/2012

Agree that he looks more Schlossberg than Kennedy, except for the fabulous hair.

by Anonymousreply 13312/05/2012

No! He's ugly. One trait I can't stand is a weak chin. He needs some acne medicine and a haircut. He does ping rather loudly.

by Anonymousreply 13412/05/2012

Very good-looking guy

by Anonymousreply 13512/05/2012


by Anonymousreply 13612/06/2012

Great jawline.... very good looking.

by Anonymousreply 13712/06/2012

Beauxniqua, gurl, he UGLY!!!

by Anonymousreply 13812/06/2012

Here is his first interview.

by Anonymousreply 13912/11/2012

Patrick Schwarzenegger avails himself nicely in interviews as well, R139 but JFK's grandson seems to be more intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 14012/11/2012

That is what happens when you let "those people" in the breeding pool. Don't say I didn't warn you Caroline.

by Anonymousreply 14112/11/2012

or is it Carolyn? who the hell can remember. John John was my favorite anyway.

by Anonymousreply 14212/11/2012

He pings.

by Anonymousreply 14312/11/2012

Here is a funny article about him of how this "fan" loves him!

by Anonymousreply 14412/28/2012


by Anonymousreply 14512/28/2012

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 14612/28/2012

I agree, he looks like Matthau Jr. I'm sure he has a very pleasant personality.

Re the Jew thing. What gives with the nasty comments? I used to get it all the time. My Dad is Jewish and Mom's Christian. Even my own mother told me I couldn't be Jewish "because I'm not." I remember thinking. You bigot. Pissed my dad left her ass.

by Anonymousreply 14712/28/2012

Boys, I think he plays for our team.

by Anonymousreply 14812/28/2012

Remember when Jaquie O aborted her kid in the 60s?

by Anonymousreply 14912/28/2012

Jack seems to have choosen to be an EMT as a career. Based on that, he might not be president!

by Anonymousreply 15003/01/2013

ewww to jewy... especially those big floppy jew lips

by Anonymousreply 15103/01/2013

God, the nose on that kid! Honestly, I wish the press would stop trying to make the Kennedy grand kids happen. None of them seem particularly interesting (except for Patrick in his role as Afghan dancing boy)

by Anonymousreply 15203/01/2013

Wow he's really Jewy looking. What has his father ever done for a living, anyway?

by Anonymousreply 15303/01/2013

I would do him for sure.

by Anonymousreply 15403/01/2013

What's what all these "Jewy" looking comments? Grow up!

He's ok, but I feel he gets the short end of this stick because he's compared to JFK jr. Quite possibly the most beautiful man ever. I knew someone who never found him attractive until she saw him in person. She said he was breathtaking.

R131, that's Rose in R115 link. I think Tatiana looks like Caroline, Rose Jackie and John his dad.

by Anonymousreply 15503/01/2013

Kennedy's are done, thank god. Hate that crime family, with all their entitlements. Love Arnie's hot son Patrick though.

by Anonymousreply 15603/01/2013

but he has a nice, warm, moist and inviting anus...

by Anonymousreply 15703/02/2013

Handsome, smart, likeable kid. Best wishes to him.

by Anonymousreply 15803/02/2013

Wow. I can't believe all the "Jewy" comments, as if red-hot Jewboys aren't among the hottest boys on the planet, second only to half-Jewish/half-Irish boys.

by Anonymousreply 15903/20/2013

I'm going to have to change the picture next to "my type" in the dictionary.

by Anonymousreply 16003/20/2013

Wow, he really does have gayvoice in the CNN link at r139!

by Anonymousreply 16103/20/2013

Yes, R161, and he's into gay marriage.

by Anonymousreply 16203/20/2013

I think the posts about him in the "50 Hottest Jewish Men" thread brought this thread back to life. Good!

by Anonymousreply 16303/20/2013

Does anyone know Jack's height?

by Anonymousreply 16403/22/2013

R164 "Tall."

by Anonymousreply 16503/23/2013

He has a great future unless, um, y'know, he, uh, inherited, y'know, his, uh, Mom's, um, talent for, you know, public speaking, er, um.

You know.

by Anonymousreply 16603/23/2013

He's a cute kid at an awkward age. He has very nice features that he's growing into quite nicely. I think he's one of those geeky types who turns around in a few years and surprises people with his looks. I'm sure girls who wrote him off in H.S. will be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 16703/23/2013

Listen to some of his videos, R166. The public speaking gene skipped a generation.

by Anonymousreply 16803/23/2013

Jack on tumblr

by Anonymousreply 16905/01/2013

DL consensus: we'd do him but we wouldn't enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 17005/01/2013

Hotness, like talent, skips a generation!

by Anonymousreply 17105/01/2013

Speak for yourself, r170!

by Anonymousreply 17205/01/2013

We need pics of Jack shirtless or even in a swimsuit!

by Anonymousreply 17305/01/2013

Love him

by Anonymousreply 17405/01/2013

I'd do him over Uncle J-J in a heartbeat, were it possible any longer to do Uncle J-J.

by Anonymousreply 17505/01/2013

R102, he'd've been three in 1996.

by Anonymousreply 17605/01/2013

We're distant cousins right? Like enough where it's not really that incestuous?

by Anonymousreply 17705/01/2013

R177, it won't matter as long as you shoot it and put it online.

by Anonymousreply 17805/01/2013

He is a total hottie!

by Anonymousreply 17905/01/2013

Recent photos of him in Ireland:

by Anonymousreply 18006/29/2013

Here is a comparison to him and his uncle.

by Anonymousreply 18106/29/2013

Only if she paid us.

by Anonymousreply 18206/29/2013

Rose is attractive (though I bet she's a bitch and a half), Tatiana is ugly. Jack is, er, just too Jewish looking and c'mon there is no comparison between him and his gorgeous dead uncle... even now.

by Anonymousreply 18306/29/2013

Do him? What do you think?

by Anonymousreply 18406/29/2013

I do would him.

by Anonymousreply 18506/29/2013
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