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I was born with two penises, one above the other and a double scrotum with 4 testis.

Both of my penises can ejaculate and when they cum one after another I have an orgasm that lasts for a solid 60 seconds+. Fortunately, each penis is the same size so it's pretty easy to double masturbate, but it looks a little chaotic towards the end so I have never engaged in sex with another guy.

I'm almost 25 now and I would like to meet someone to develop a relationship, but I'm afraid of being rejected for being a freak. Would any of you younger guys on this board consider such a friend? What would your reaction be to someone unusual like myself in bed?

by Anonymousreply 18204/13/2015

It's a real condition. Rare, but real.

by Anonymousreply 1111/01/2011

OP, you should contact the NY Philharmonic. Surely they would write a piece for you starting with the 1812 Overture. I bet you could really give those percussion guys a run for their money.

by Anonymousreply 1411/01/2011

OP, Chaz Bono wants to know if your spare penis is available for transplant.

by Anonymousreply 2511/01/2011

OP, go fuck yourself.

by Anonymousreply 2611/01/2011

Does that mean you don't have to interrupt your fucking if you need to go pee-pee?

by Anonymousreply 2711/01/2011

I saw a video of a guy with two penises getting jacked off. It was quite freaky.

by Anonymousreply 2811/01/2011

I'll have a double-dick cone of Schweddy Balls, please.

by Anonymousreply 2911/01/2011

DP comes to mind.

by Anonymousreply 3011/01/2011

It sounds like double the fun. I'd love to meet up with OP.

by Anonymousreply 3111/01/2011

Are you hot otherwise? If so, I'd jack your cocks.

by Anonymousreply 3411/01/2011

R29 You mean you want two Schweddy weiners with those Schweddy balls?

by Anonymousreply 3511/01/2011

OK.

NSFW (duh)

No gay versions readily found

by Anonymousreply 3611/01/2011

Once my parents understood I didn't want any type of surgical procedure, it has seldom been mentioned. All I can tell you about size is each is about a fist and half errect. I think guys who measure their junk are insecure. After reading all your posts, I think I should consider celebacy until I believe I've found a guy who is accepting and won't be judgemental.

by Anonymousreply 3711/01/2011

Two boyfriends, problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 3911/01/2011

Whoa !

by Anonymousreply 4011/01/2011

If I was in love with someone with this situation - honestly, it wouldn't matter one whit and as I said above, I'd probably find it pretty sexy.

by Anonymousreply 4211/02/2011

There is no way on earth a gay 24-year old could put together 2 paragraphs like OP did.

by Anonymousreply 4311/02/2011

I had a dream that I was diphallic, and I LOVED it! I think it's an amazing turn-on actually.

by Anonymousreply 4411/02/2011

Your parents would have decided for you years ago and had it fixed, OP. I call bullshit.

Parents don't just wait around for you to decide for yourself in 10/15/20/25 years.

"Oh my, Margaret, the boy has two penises. What do we do?"

"Well, George, why don't we wait 20-some years for him to figure it out for himself. Surely it won't cause any problems in the meantime!"

by Anonymousreply 4511/02/2011

why not have on of the penises surgically removed, freak?

by Anonymousreply 4611/02/2011

LMAO that so many think this is a real post.

Yes, there are men with two penises.

However, there are not minute long orgasms. Those do not exist.

by Anonymousreply 4711/03/2011

[quote]However, there are not minute long orgasms. Those do not exist.

One minute? Why bother?

by Anonymousreply 4811/03/2011

To answer your question i would definately consider it Getting one person off twice sounds hot to me

by Anonymousreply 4911/03/2011

Geranted, I wass home-scholed so may be I been misinformed about it and shit.

Butt, Aren't all babys, Males and Femaluses, boren with two penuzes?

by Anonymousreply 5011/03/2011

I had a cousin (he's since died - hemophiliac) who had three penises, two normal ones and one vestigial one. He had one large ball sack with five testes but it was off to the side because of all the cock (they were big even when he was young) and one little scrotum with one big ball in it that filled the whole sack up.

He'd let us play with him when we were growing up. He was a little older than my brother and I, and his brother. It was like learning the bagpipes.

by Anonymousreply 5111/03/2011

Fun for a boring Monday night!

by Anonymousreply 5211/07/2011

Come on, OP, show us the goods.

by Anonymousreply 5311/07/2011

Im most definitely interested in you. Great gift of having two penises. Contact me via my email and lets talk more! revamp380@hotmail.com

by Anonymousreply 5411/25/2011

Im very serious my friend. Contact me ASAP. revamp380@hotmail.com

by Anonymousreply 5511/25/2011

This thread has me gagging!

by Anonymousreply 5611/25/2011

OP, we can all only hope that one dick is cut and the other uncut so you can settle once and for all which is the more sexually responsive?

by Anonymousreply 5711/28/2011

I have a friend like this please contact me if you would like to know more emh387@aol.com

by Anonymousreply 5812/02/2011

this is one of the funniest threads in a while.

by Anonymousreply 5912/02/2011

"It was like learning the bagpipes."

LMAO!

by Anonymousreply 6012/02/2011

I'm confused. Isn't the obvious solution to find a guy with two assholes?

by Anonymousreply 6112/02/2011

You're a straight womans dream, op. What a waste. But we're glad to have you inboard. You need to find the DP queen of your neighborhood and make him yours.

by Anonymousreply 6212/02/2011

This is silly.

by Anonymousreply 6412/02/2011

self-frottage. Hot!

by Anonymousreply 6512/02/2011

I know this is a kinda old thread, but you shouldn't listen to the other mean jerks who posted. 1st, find someone your interested in. If you just ask around the internet, who knows if YOU will really like them. Really, feelings should be mutual to be happy. 2nd, don't just randomly ask around if ppl accept you for that, (you might just get a bunch of crazy sex-insane ppl) so get to know them, don't wait til very last minute to tell them your situation, you should definitely discuss this with them seriously. If they don't feel comfortable, then don't be afraid to be rejected. Keep close friends near who can comfort you. If it turns out that guy likes you, and is fine or happy about your situation AND you like him back, then you don't have to worry about rejection. :) I hope that you have found the perfect partner that you love and loves you.

by Anonymousreply 6606/27/2012

The unwritten rule with threads like these, OP, is that no matter how incredibly ridiculous the scenario is, you still cannot ever pretend to be two people, and (worst of all) pretend to have a conversation with yourself.

Unfortunately, troll-dar reveals you're conversing with yourself at r16.

This thread is thus a FAIL/

by Anonymousreply 6706/27/2012

Don't be ashamed of it OP. I would not be weirded out about it, its kinda a turn on =P. I can tell you if you were dating me we'd have no problems. Never be ashamed of who you are

by Anonymousreply 6807/09/2012

OP is mhb

by Anonymousreply 7007/29/2012

That's nothing. I was born with five penises. On the plus side, my pants fit like a glove.

by Anonymousreply 7107/29/2012

OP is all over this thread (including the bumps) but I don't think OP (or OP at R16) is mhb.

by Anonymousreply 7207/29/2012

So can you only pee out of one or do you have a double stream?

by Anonymousreply 7307/29/2012

So...how do you go up into the man?

by Anonymousreply 7407/29/2012

Why couldn't your parents have gotten you an operation as infant?

by Anonymousreply 7507/29/2012

to the owner of this message email me lycan_returns@hotmail.com

by Anonymousreply 7608/11/2012

i'd b interested in a genuine relationship if you have a good caring personality.

by Anonymousreply 7708/18/2012

If those videos on X-hamster are real then why aren't these guys more well known?You never even see the guys face in the first clip.

by Anonymousreply 7808/18/2012

It seems like in the 90s straight porn had a brief obsession with sexual oddities,I'm pretty sure most were fake but it was still a weird thing to fixate on.

by Anonymousreply 7908/21/2012

your great gust the way you are ... I would love to get to know you.

by Anonymousreply 8109/11/2012

We can get married in NY! Will You Marry Me?

by Anonymousreply 8209/11/2012

I'm suprised both that guys dicks didn't shrivel up from the "emoting" his scene partner was doing.

by Anonymousreply 8309/12/2012

Seriously, When do we meet? I would love to suck those.

by Anonymousreply 8409/18/2012

hi

by Anonymousreply 8509/23/2012

Spider Dijon has 8 penises!

by Anonymousreply 8609/23/2012

I would love to meet u. Email me. kaymonmurrah@gmail.com

by Anonymousreply 8710/31/2012

Purr, purr Kaymon at R87. Such trouble she has now had set up for herself.

by Anonymousreply 8810/31/2012

OP is Zaphod Beeblebrox

by Anonymousreply 8911/01/2012

I have two faces and four bad attitudes.

by Anonymousreply 9011/01/2012

I love getting with freaks. On my bucket list.. still yet to do is amputee sex, midget sex and now.. you my dear. It's so hard to find an amputation viable for penetration. I imagine a double cocked male is even rarer. Have you thought about a carer in porn?

by Anonymousreply 9111/01/2012

Midget porn is one mine too. And yeah OP I would so fuck with you

by Anonymousreply 9211/01/2012

Has anyone here ever met or heard of a gay little person?

by Anonymousreply 9311/01/2012

R91, you start with baby arms and work up.

by Anonymousreply 9411/01/2012

wow!! that's rare to hear about that! well you must a nice guy to know

by Anonymousreply 9511/05/2012

I would date you. It doesn't matter about any "flaws" as long as tree is a connection. Plus I've always fantasized about sex with a guy with 2 dicks. You can message me at my email if you want: nethercutt4@live.com

by Anonymousreply 9611/10/2012

Can someone please make this into a thread? It's hilarious DL gold, the jokes will just write themselves, people:

South African arrested with 'nephew's genitals in his wallet'

by Anonymousreply 9711/10/2012

I would be interested its not wats on the outside that counts but wats in the inside

by Anonymousreply 9812/07/2012

Omg, yesssss. It's my dream to have a guy with two penises D: How old are you?

by Anonymousreply 9912/10/2012

Hell yeah I think that's pretty hot!! I would love to have sex with someone like that, but making love would be better if some chemistry would come up.. Where you live?? lol

by Anonymousreply 10012/27/2012

Nasty, hot and interesting

by Anonymousreply 10212/28/2012

Nasty, hot and interesting!

by Anonymousreply 10312/28/2012

Oddly in the 80s/90s so called "Freak Porn" was briefly a thing and there were a few videos featuring guys with double penises, whether any of them were real, who knows.

by Anonymousreply 10501/04/2013

Id have to lorena bobbit one of those peckers off

by Anonymousreply 10601/04/2013

I've seen a video of a guy with 2 penises, not one above the other but side by side, jacking off each of them. I thought it was pretty hot.

I feel bad that people here are mocking OP, and making him feel even more like a freak. I hope he finds someone he can open up to and who appreciates him.

Nobody should go through life without experiencing sex with another person.

by Anonymousreply 10701/04/2013

its not about whats on the outside that makes you special. its what people cant see that makes a person truly special.

by Anonymousreply 10801/05/2013

Hit me up OP! Open-minded, loving 34 y.o. guy here. ;D tjens09@gmail.com

by Anonymousreply 10901/08/2013

I'd love a boyfriend with 2 penises

by Anonymousreply 11001/15/2013

I'd love to find a guy who was born with 2 cocks and hung, would be nice to have one of the cock fucking you while he jacks the other off. If you are still on this site, email me at ml_loglio32703@yahoo.com I would like to meet you and possibly start a relationship with you.

by Anonymousreply 11101/25/2013

get a woman and fock both holes in 1 time :D

by Anonymousreply 11302/07/2013

I think this is the first thread I've ever seen where guys are actually leaving their email addresses in hopes that OP will contact them. Looks like you've got something that others want, OP.

by Anonymousreply 11402/08/2013

Dude you sound super cool.now you should leave your email address or something on this page so that I can contact you.

by Anonymousreply 11503/22/2013

I think this is very hot, i would love to have you as my man, or boyfriend. i know many men women who love being double penetrated. I miself a Tgirl love 2 dicks in my ass. just be a nice person and you will definatly find a nice partner. my best gay friend aslo thinks "its so fucking hot" Good luck

by Anonymousreply 11704/23/2013

hi im ariel im a shemale i would love to have u as a friend asiafluker@yahoo.com

by Anonymousreply 11804/25/2013

i wouldve actually liked from a girls point of view i wouldve never felt that way because its not your fault you never asked to be that way and that means your unique and are you gay??

by Anonymousreply 11904/25/2013

OP

by Anonymousreply 12004/25/2013

Are both of your penises gay, or is one of them questioning?

by Anonymousreply 12104/25/2013

I would love to have fun with a guy with two dicks. Mmmm

by Anonymousreply 12205/05/2013

fascinating

by Anonymousreply 12305/05/2013

You lost me at commando.

by Anonymousreply 12405/06/2013

even though i have a man, i often wonder what it would be like to get pounded from the back really hard, fast, and deep by a guy with 2 big, long, and fat penis. i always wonder would he put one in my vagina and the other in my butt? i would love to see how it would feel...

by Anonymousreply 12807/06/2013

Oh, dear lord. Are people in this thread so dim as to think this guy is legitimate?

by Anonymousreply 12907/06/2013

I would marry a guy like you! Simple as that ;-)

by Anonymousreply 13007/21/2013

It's a real condition r129. Google 'diphallia'.

by Anonymousreply 13107/21/2013

dude fuck away it would be any mans to have two dicks. call me i'll do it with you.

by Anonymousreply 13207/27/2013

not really sure why you consider yourself a freak, I would say you are double the fun!

by Anonymousreply 13308/02/2013

OP, you should cut one off and give it to Chaz Bono.

by Anonymousreply 13408/03/2013

In Intrested in such relationship

by Anonymousreply 13608/09/2013

I would like to be friend with you and even have fun with you sometimes

by Anonymousreply 13708/09/2013

Op if u get this dlmt listen to them i jave always wamted a guy with two dicks i find it hot and if ur still single hit me up straightrandy@gmail.com my email

by Anonymousreply 13808/12/2013

I would fuck you ;)

by Anonymousreply 13908/28/2013

What the hell is going on in this thread with all these half-literates posting their emails?

by Anonymousreply 14008/29/2013

Question.... is the volume of cum that comes out of two peni greater than the volume of cum that comes from one penis or is it still the same amount of cum no matter how many cocks? :-) no offence intended im just intrested

by Anonymousreply 14109/04/2013

This thread is bizarre. I'm seeing a lot of desperation in many of the posts. But then it seems like it's the same person writing most of the posts.

by Anonymousreply 14209/04/2013

omg, i would so date you. thats really hot.

by Anonymousreply 14309/14/2013

I would love to be your friend, or more. Email me please greghughes21@hotmail.com

by Anonymousreply 14409/14/2013

I think u Don't have to upset ur self about those who try to descarage u.God created u like that for a reason . For coming out and talk about ur situation,u have done good for ur self .those who laugh @ u ,they have more than what u have.some have penis that can make a woman to vomit .and on ather side they can't even use it.be strong and be proud .u will find a woman who will love it .I have search about this because I've seen on the internet a guy having sex with a woman ,and she was enjoying it ...it was wow .. Get a woman and make friend with her first and try to make a topic about hw will she feel if she can love some body ,and he took long without going to bed ,and the guy told her later that he has two penis.u will here a good news .by the way sex is not love ..Love comes from the heart not sex ...Good luck my bbm pin 23B2A8EB

by Anonymousreply 14509/26/2013

Can skip end of Wizard of Oz

by Anonymousreply 14609/26/2013

I would love to meet you.....if you have KIK message me via LtFlores141 or email me at flores_daniel@me.com

by Anonymousreply 14710/17/2013

U can call me anytime. I'm vers and would love to be wirh you. Eapm88@gmail.com i'm alex 24 y/o latin male

by Anonymousreply 14810/18/2013

Email me eapm88@gmail.com would love to meet u

by Anonymousreply 14910/18/2013

I'm new to this and I'd love to experience sucking on both of your dicks.

by Anonymousreply 15012/27/2013

too bad your gay. i know a woman with two vagina holes.

by Anonymousreply 15112/27/2013

i can be your friend :) theres a purpose of your unusual form :)

by Anonymousreply 15212/29/2013

Two-dicked dude is on Reddit today, doing an AMA (Ask Me Anything)...and yes, there are photos you can look at. He's also bisexual and in a polygamous relationship.

by Anonymousreply 15301/02/2014

I see your two penises, two scroti and four testes, and raise you two asses.

by Anonymousreply 15401/02/2014

Are you this guy?

by Anonymousreply 15501/04/2014

I think people cam immature. I been fascinted by guys with two dicks. I think its very attractive. I never been with two guys before but bet better with a guy with two dicks. A great guy would come along n like n want you for you;0).

by Anonymousreply 15602/10/2014

Photoshop is so good I would have to see it in person before I would believe it.

by Anonymousreply 15702/10/2014

The two dicked guy on Twitter posted a picture of his two dicks and his massive blown out asshole,not attractive at all.

by Anonymousreply 15802/10/2014

I would like to try and see if I'm by with a guy that has two dicks and see how many girls we can get

by Anonymousreply 15904/18/2014

I will date you and your two dicks not a problem

by Anonymousreply 16008/07/2014

How useful, if you're part of a throuple!

by Anonymousreply 16108/07/2014

Sorry no, I would never date you. It would just be too weird. You were born a freak! You need to get it fixed.

by Anonymousreply 16208/07/2014

I would love to meet a guy like u and get to know u u sound sweet

by Anonymousreply 16309/05/2014

My reaction would be penis envy.

by Anonymousreply 16409/05/2014

You're quite a bargain, OP. Two for the price of one. Can I bring a friend?

by Anonymousreply 16509/05/2014

so let me understand .. yall hate following and wont have sex with them .. asians indians blacks latinos fat thin hairy fem poor etc.. but two dicks is ok ?

by Anonymousreply 16609/05/2014

Every so often, this thread pops up, and I can resist no longer. I mean, how often can you post this limerick and actually be on topic? Almost never. Except now. Ahem ...

There once was a woman from Natchez,

Who chanced to be born with two snatches,

She often said shit, I'd give either tit,

For a man with equipment that matches.

by Anonymousreply 16709/05/2014

Hi wou like to meet you have fun with you emaim at master 2r@yahoo.com

by Anonymousreply 16810/16/2014

Hello mate You should not be a shamed of having two punishes intact I think it's sent, as a gay guy I would love to have someone like you, infant it's aturn on for me. please don't let other people tell you that your a freak. I would love to chat with you or meet you, where in the world are you, please take my email address and correspond with me

My email is dshadows1840@gmail.com

Daniel

by Anonymousreply 16912/29/2014

WTF??This thread is yearsssss old and people are still trying to contact the two dicked guy! Lmfao.

You are a fool to leave your contact info.

I did see a video of a guy with two dicks getting jacked off and it made me nauseous. Ugg.

by Anonymousreply 17012/29/2014

The guy has written a book about his genitalia and life. Oddly enough, I saw this book on Amazon today, then saw this bumped thread.

Have at it if you are curious.

by Anonymousreply 17112/29/2014

I wished you were near me I would love to be your cock sucker and take care of them

by Anonymousreply 17203/02/2015

Gooble, Gobble, One of Us!

by Anonymousreply 17303/02/2015

R173=irrelevant and stupid

by Anonymousreply 17403/02/2015

Yummy!

by Anonymousreply 17503/02/2015

This condition could have been resolved with corrective surgery when you were younger. It can still be done. If your doubtful story is really true OP, your parents did not act in your best interest on this.

by Anonymousreply 17603/02/2015

If u have Facebook add me justice Whitaker my profile pic is a brown and white dog

by Anonymousreply 17704/12/2015

apparently a fistula can develop between ur rectum and your penis ureter and u end up getting feces from your penis and its common in the elderly. something to look forward too when we grow old

by Anonymousreply 17804/12/2015

When it comes to penises, I say, the more, the merrier.

by Anonymousreply 17904/12/2015

I was born from love, and my mother worked the mind.

by Anonymousreply 18004/12/2015

OP, you and this guy should meet:

by Anonymousreply 18104/13/2015

R180, you have the lyrics wrong...... It goes "...and my mother worked the mime"

by Anonymousreply 18204/13/2015
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