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You get to molest one celebrity's body

Who would it be?

by Anonymousreply 9704/01/2013

Molest?

Ick.

by Anonymousreply 110/31/2011

Please rephrase. Perhaps "ravish?"

by Anonymousreply 210/31/2011

Tim McGraw. I'd send him home a happy and fulfilled man.

by Anonymousreply 310/31/2011

It depends. How "fresh" is the body?

by Anonymousreply 410/31/2011

Actually, I wouldn't mind a go at George Clooney.

by Anonymousreply 510/31/2011

Not molest, but I'd like to give Ian Somerhalder a bj just to watch him come.

by Anonymousreply 610/31/2011

All the male actors on TEEN WOLF. If I had to pick just one, it would be the actor who plays Niles. He is just so damn cute!

by Anonymousreply 710/31/2011

joe manganiello

by Anonymousreply 810/31/2011

I guess you mean Stiles, r7. (And I agree with you.)

by Anonymousreply 910/31/2011

OK since R8 took my first choice--Hugh Jackman. Would love to explore every inch of that.

by Anonymousreply 1010/31/2011

Michael Angarano or Harry Styles

by Anonymousreply 1110/31/2011

Lee Pace

by Anonymousreply 1210/31/2011

NO ONE! I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!

by Anonymousreply 1310/31/2011

Halle Berry

by Anonymousreply 1410/31/2011

Joseph Gordon Levitt

by Anonymousreply 1510/31/2011

[quote]Molest? Ick.

Oh shut up and go jack off to Nancy Grace.

by Anonymousreply 1610/31/2011

After last night, Jon Bernthal.

by Anonymousreply 1710/31/2011

Henrik Lundqvist

by Anonymousreply 1810/31/2011

LL Cool J.

by Anonymousreply 1910/31/2011

Dennis Quaid. Gregory Harrison.

I', old (58) :)

I have always found these two incredibly hot, and it seems they still pretty much are. At least I'm being appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 2010/31/2011

Kellan Lutz.

His nipples would be permanantly traumatized after I'm done with him.

by Anonymousreply 2110/31/2011

It would have been Thomas Jane, but I don't want to get an infection, so I'm going with Drew Brees.

by Anonymousreply 2210/31/2011

Mark ruffalo

by Anonymousreply 2310/31/2011

Shemar Moore.

by Anonymousreply 2410/31/2011

Why Drew Brees, R22?

by Anonymousreply 2510/31/2011

Dead or alive?

I'd kinda like to dig up Art Linkletter and skull-fuck him.

Does that make me a bad person?

by Anonymousreply 2610/31/2011

R25, why not? You dork.

by Anonymousreply 2710/31/2011

tahmoh penniket and jamie bamber

i would alternate between the two

by Anonymousreply 2810/31/2011

Peyton @ R27, I like Drew Brees too. He's rather an acquired or unusual taste, so I was just wondering what others like about him.

by Anonymousreply 2910/31/2011

I would love to get in Cherry Jones pants. Yeah. I am an elder gay in just that way or do I so reckon.

It'll never happen of course. But, she does have a quality I like in a Lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 3010/31/2011

Tom Welling, of course!

by Anonymousreply 3110/31/2011

R9, you are so right. Stiles.

I got Niles subconsciously from watching FRASIER reruns on Hallmark channel each evening during dinner. Just in case it needs explaining, Niles is the name of Frasier's younger brother in the show, and is played by an openly gay actor, but I am too lazy to look up his name.

I think I love Stiles so much because is so sort of the boy next door, the kind of guy you really would meet in highschool or college and would fall madly in love with almost immediately.

by Anonymousreply 3210/31/2011

John Ritter in his Three's Company days (I love those slightly doughy, hairy boys).

by Anonymousreply 3310/31/2011

Nick Jonas would have been great back before he ballooned out.

by Anonymousreply 3410/31/2011

I'll take sloppy seconds with Brees when you are through, Peyton.

by Anonymousreply 3510/31/2011

R15 & R16 are Rapey McCuntface.

by Anonymousreply 3610/31/2011

Chris Evans

by Anonymousreply 3710/31/2011

MissHelenBedd. With a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 3810/31/2011

EIther Hugh Jackman or David Beckham... both have perfect male bodies

by Anonymousreply 3910/31/2011

Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 4010/31/2011

Susan Boyle.

by Anonymousreply 4110/31/2011

Logan Lerman....if I was gay.

by Anonymousreply 4210/31/2011

Regis Philbin

by Anonymousreply 4310/31/2011

Jane Lynch.

by Anonymousreply 4410/31/2011

Dolph Lundren

by Anonymousreply 4510/31/2011

Mario Lopez and I would take lots of pictures!

by Anonymousreply 4610/31/2011

Terri Schiavo.

by Anonymousreply 4710/31/2011

Hugh Jackman

by Anonymousreply 4810/31/2011

Cheyenne Jackson

by Anonymousreply 4910/31/2011

Brian Williams

by Anonymousreply 5010/31/2011

Three-way with Drew Brees and Henry Cavill.

by Anonymousreply 5110/31/2011

Wow, so many Drew Brees fans. I'm surprised. I think he's so sexy. What do you like about him?

by Anonymousreply 5210/31/2011

Adam Rodriguez. Id make sure he was gay forever by the time I finished!

by Anonymousreply 5310/31/2011

Ben Feldman.. He is SOOO dreamy!

by Anonymousreply 5410/31/2011

R34 = Kevin Spacey

by Anonymousreply 5510/31/2011

Lauren Graham

by Anonymousreply 5610/31/2011

r55, you're effeminate, aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 5710/31/2011

After seeing his body on American Horror Story, I'd have to say Dylan McDermott.

by Anonymousreply 5810/31/2011

Mike Rowe

by Anonymousreply 5910/31/2011

Jayne Mansfield's daughter. Even with the extra weight.

by Anonymousreply 6010/31/2011

Amanda Seyfried

by Anonymousreply 6111/01/2011

Kellan Lutz

by Anonymousreply 6211/01/2011

Chris Meloni

by Anonymousreply 6311/01/2011

James Marsden...

by Anonymousreply 6411/01/2011

30 years ago it would have been Fabian. Now, I am too old. But in a fantasy it would have to be Hugh Jackman. Just saw him on Broadway. Now the hottest ticket in town next to Mormon.

by Anonymousreply 6511/01/2011

I don't care what anyone thinks - Tom Selleck. I still think he is one of the sexiest men around.

by Anonymousreply 6611/01/2011

[quote]Just saw him on Broadway. Now the hottest ticket in town next to Mormon.

I thought Ethel Mormon was dead. I guess I got her confused with Judy Garland. All those eldergay icons sound alike.

by Anonymousreply 6711/01/2011

Hope Solo

by Anonymousreply 6811/01/2011

Another would-be Mark Ruffalo molester here.

by Anonymousreply 6911/01/2011

If he didn't talk (and if I could be sure I wouldn't get an STD, The Situation from Jersey Shore. I know he's a joke, but those abs ARE seriously hot.

by Anonymousreply 7011/01/2011

Going with "ravish"... Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 7111/01/2011

Michael Rady

by Anonymousreply 7211/01/2011

Alex O'Laughlin

by Anonymousreply 7311/02/2011

Professional card player Justin Bonomo - ears to die for...

by Anonymousreply 7411/02/2011

Since "molest" implies an unwilling partner, I'd say Roman Polanski. I'd like to drug him and fuck him up the ass and see how he likes it.

by Anonymousreply 7511/02/2011

2011 World Series Champions -- St. Louis Cardinals. The whole team two at a time, one in each hole. God they are so hot!

by Anonymousreply 7611/02/2011

Up for molestation.

by Anonymousreply 7711/04/2011

Wilford Brimley. And I'd throw in a complimentary blood glucose reading.

by Anonymousreply 7811/05/2011

I would like to bareback Keanu Reeves, Jon Hamm, Matthew Fox, James Franco, Matthew McConaughey, Eric Dane, Tom Brady or Barack Obama.

by Anonymousreply 7911/06/2011

Bump

by Anonymousreply 8004/01/2013

Andy Murray!

by Anonymousreply 8104/01/2013

Bryanboy!

by Anonymousreply 8204/01/2013

Orgy with the Ryans---Kwanten, Reynolds and Gosling. Seacrest can only watch.

And Josh Duhamel, Billy Campbell, Aaron Eckhar, Joseph Gordon Leavitt and Boris Kodjoe.

by Anonymousreply 8304/01/2013

Sterling Beaumon from "Red Widow"

by Anonymousreply 8404/01/2013

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Philippe

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jamie Bell

by Anonymousreply 8504/01/2013

Novak Djokovic

Andy Murray

Andy Roddick

Ryan Gosing

Kendall Schmdit

Nathan Owens

by Anonymousreply 8604/01/2013

Jing Jong Jim Joon

I'd fuck him, I'd fuck him right in his ass

by Anonymousreply 8704/01/2013

Sam Palladio, who plays Gunnar on Nashville.

by Anonymousreply 8804/01/2013

Shemar Moore Freddie Smith David Macklovitch (Dave 1) from Chromeo Redaric Williams

by Anonymousreply 8904/01/2013

Woodrow Wilson and Chandler Massey

by Anonymousreply 9004/01/2013

I like David Macklowich, R89.

by Anonymousreply 9104/01/2013

Chris Hemsworth

by Anonymousreply 9204/01/2013

Luke Macfarlane

by Anonymousreply 9304/01/2013

Billy Bush

by Anonymousreply 9404/01/2013

The Rock a/k/a Dwayne Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 9504/01/2013

After I molest them can I kill them? That changes my answer.

by Anonymousreply 9604/01/2013

Colton Haynes

by Anonymousreply 9704/01/2013
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