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How do you imagine sex with Rob Kardashian?

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by Anonymousreply 5506/01/2013

Ass to mouth. Rip his pants down and finger, rim and fuck his hole, then wipe off my dick on his butt.

by Anonymousreply 110/26/2011

an AIDS test afterwards?

by Anonymousreply 210/26/2011

This is how Hope Solo feels about rob kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 310/26/2011

R2, if you've got AIDS, it would be from contacting HIV.

by Anonymousreply 410/26/2011

Rob had sex with one of Khloe Kardashian's black girlfriends on the E! show called 'Khloe and Lamar'.

Rob and the young black woman basically did it just for fun. The black young woman disappeared from the 'Khloe and Lamar' series shorting thereafter - or maybe it happend on the 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' series.

by Anonymousreply 510/26/2011

Jiggley man-boobs and a muffin-top waist.

by Anonymousreply 610/26/2011


by Anonymousreply 710/27/2011

I don't.

by Anonymousreply 810/27/2011

Eck, don't want to swallow any ink.

by Anonymousreply 910/27/2011

With someone else's dick.

by Anonymousreply 1010/27/2011

I picture him getting constant texts from his sisters and mom telling him what to do.

by Anonymousreply 1110/27/2011

On tape!!

by Anonymousreply 1210/27/2011

I concur with [R6]

by Anonymousreply 1310/27/2011

Have you not noticed that Rob Kardashian is slimming down a lot on Dancing with the Stars?

You probably do not watch DWTS or if you do, you are not very observant.

by Anonymousreply 1410/27/2011

I actually have been surprised at how sweet he comes across on the show. I have a feeling he is a cuddler.

by Anonymousreply 1510/27/2011

The fantasy ends with a murder-suicide involving people with names starting with "K".

by Anonymousreply 1610/27/2011

Tiny penis. Big butt with skid marks. Bad breath.

So dreamy!

by Anonymousreply 1710/27/2011

Rob shakes his fat ass for Cheryl @:38

by Anonymousreply 1810/28/2011

Big long hairy sexy dick inside my mouth him staring down at me. My dick in his mouth and ass sitting on his sexy face moaning and making out lasting a lifetime

by Anonymousreply 1911/05/2011


by Anonymousreply 2011/05/2011

I would bring the whipped cream and handcuffs tie his sexy ass to the bed and start licking him all over his body and sucking his big dick and eating his butt out until he cums and then he can pleasure me:)

by Anonymousreply 2111/27/2011

He definitely makes little pained noises and cries after ejaculating.

by Anonymousreply 2211/27/2011

OP = Bret Easton Ellis

by Anonymousreply 2311/27/2011

Lamar will be joining us so Rob can get off.

by Anonymousreply 2411/27/2011

A 6!

by Anonymousreply 2511/27/2011

disgusting thought

by Anonymousreply 2611/27/2011

Filthy but incredibly tender.

by Anonymousreply 2711/27/2011

Lays on you heavily, sweaty, awkward.

by Anonymousreply 2811/27/2011

At least twice a day.

by Anonymousreply 2911/27/2011

Shitty cologne, rough degrading talk. Even rougher fucking

by Anonymousreply 3011/27/2011

He seems to really need older males in his life. The relationship with Lamar is a little needy. I suspect he has daddy issues. So, I think sex with him would involve some "daddy" talk, a spanking and being sent to bed as a punishment, followed by some rough, frat boy sex.

by Anonymousreply 3111/28/2011

Omg I want to have sex with him like everyday sucking his di*k omg and his big ass like I just want to have sex with him atleast 1 time

by Anonymousreply 3212/11/2011

"He seems to really need older males in his life"

Word. He's surrounded by that flock of amoral hens and the Head Hen (his mother) seems to pull the strings in his life. If he is gay, I wouldn't be surprised to see him hook up with an older guy who gives him the loving and masculine influence that he desires.

by Anonymousreply 3312/11/2011

Is Rob balding?

by Anonymousreply 3401/22/2012

He might be losing his hair but the widow's peak makes it hard to tell.

He has a lovely smile!

by Anonymousreply 3501/22/2012

He seems like such the "closet gay guy trying too hard to be straight." He has that clumsy, over-compensating, awkward quality to his interactions with females. He doesn't know how to "touch" a woman but it doesn't stop him from trying - perfectly epitomized in R3's link. I've seen so many closet-gays just like that, and I've been one myself...

by Anonymousreply 3601/22/2012

RE : 34 Your pic answers your question . YES

by Anonymousreply 3701/22/2012

[quote]I've been single for a while, but I'm 24-years-old and I feel like I have a lot of work to do on myself first and that's really what I've been focusing on.

Looks like Robert might be focusing on coming out.

by Anonymousreply 3801/22/2012

R36 I've always thought the same thing. Also, any straight 24 year old (almost 25) man in his position would be taking advantage of all the women throwing themselves at him, but he prefers to stay at home with his sister and brother-in-law.

by Anonymousreply 3901/22/2012

Well, he goes to gay bars according to this article:

by Anonymousreply 4001/22/2012

Rob should stop hiding is his sister's house and come out to play! I think Kris knows deep down Rob is gay, most moms do.

And he is going to be damaged goods if he gets some whore pregnant for real next time.

by Anonymousreply 4101/22/2012

I don't imagine having sex with Rob, that would be a nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 4201/22/2012

I have a female tenant who watches this crap daily. I made the mistake of sitting with her as she was glued to the television while the Kardashians was on. These priviledged assholes spend most of their time trying to find out who is and who isn't gay. I made the comment as to why they were so curious about sexuality and she went into this long explanation about the importance of knowing about her friends. Pleeeze!

by Anonymousreply 4301/22/2012

I would BURY my tongue in his asshole.

by Anonymousreply 4401/22/2012

A long dick that is really long and chubby

by Anonymousreply 4506/02/2012

I'd imagine him kissing me soooo nice...and him having a HUGE dick that I would gag on for a while before he fucked me dirty. Then after he'd be nice about it and snuggle...Then we'd do it again in the shower...and again after the shower on the floor...then again where ever we could

by Anonymousreply 4612/04/2012

He seems like a passionate guy. A lot of touching cuddling spooning and kissing. But if he were to be with me, I would get rough and buckwild on him. I will turn him out wanting some more.

by Anonymousreply 4712/11/2012


by Anonymousreply 4804/10/2013

He should enter law school and follow path of his father and see his family only on spring break or Holidays.

by Anonymousreply 4904/11/2013

The poor guy's pussy whipped by his sisters.

by Anonymousreply 5004/11/2013

First I'd have to know who he is.

by Anonymousreply 5104/11/2013

He's fat and balding now - who would want sex with him?

by Anonymousreply 5204/11/2013

bump for Rob!

by Anonymousreply 5304/15/2013

In a Hazmat suit. And a clothes pin on my nose.

by Anonymousreply 5404/15/2013

I don't at all. The thought of him having sex with anyone let alone me is gross.

by Anonymousreply 5506/01/2013
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