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Did You Jerk Off Today?

If so, what did you jerk off to? What time did you jerk off? Where did you jerk off? How old are you? What state/country do you live in? Cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 1611/14/2012

4 times

by Anonymousreply 110/26/2011

I jerked off to a picture of you, Javy. Ten minutes ago. And ten minutes before that. And all day. Because I lust after you, Javy. Even your posts get me hard.

I am cut. And none of your goddam business how old I am or what state I live in.

by Anonymousreply 210/26/2011

Damn you are nosy OP

by Anonymousreply 310/26/2011

No, I didn't, but when I do, I jerk off to Shirley Bassey albums. Cut right now, but if I'm jerking off the alcohol can make inhibit maintaining a hard on.

by Anonymousreply 410/26/2011

FINALLY I get to share in a subject that interests me.

I worked until 3pm... and was headed to the gym... instead I went home, put on some porn and jerked off..

cleaned myself with the tank top that I wanted to wear to the gym.. and then.. THEN I took the most awesome nap with my dog.

WHAT A PERFECT afternoon!!!

by Anonymousreply 510/26/2011

OH... continued.. Im 48, cut, and live in central florida

by Anonymousreply 610/26/2011

I woke up at 5am and logged onto skype to see if my hottie cammer from Poland was awake. He was and we jacked off together while teasing our stiff nips. Sat there in front of my home computer and wiped it up with a t-shirt I'd gone running in last night.

I'm 40, live in Los Angeles, cut.

by Anonymousreply 710/26/2011

I was talking to a married friend of mine all the way home who makes me so hot it's unreal so when I got home I undressed (as usual) then laid on the bed (this was about 6:30) and imagined him sitting on my face then me nailing him and I j/o'd and shot a very big load all over my chest - cleaned it with the cum rag under the bed (which has to be changed soon - usually on Saturday when I change the bed). The hubby called in the middle of this action so I stopped to talk to him then went back to it and finished up. I am 49 and live in Massachusetts (by DL standards I should be asexual just waiting to die somewhere - but I'm alive and well and yes other men still find me (gasp) attractive and I still have sex frequently and enjoy it - and I eat my meals pretty much unassisted - oh. and I'm uncut.

by Anonymousreply 810/26/2011

Nope. Fucked some kid I picked up walking the dog in the park. Fed him breakfast afterwards. 7:30. St. Louis, Missouri. Both cut. I'm 22. He was younger.

by Anonymousreply 910/26/2011

Maggie the cat is alive!

by Anonymousreply 1010/26/2011

i jerked off to selena gomez face 4 hours ago now masturbating to her bikini photos.

by Anonymousreply 1111/14/2012

I jerked off this morning before work to nude pictures of my very hairy bear friend Søren.

by Anonymousreply 1211/14/2012

I jerked off to Jack Mackenroth's photoshopped ass.

by Anonymousreply 1311/14/2012

This morning about 6am. To TiM fucktards. Then a shower. I'm 49 cut and live in SF.

by Anonymousreply 1411/14/2012

My hot boyfriend jerked me off today. Does that count, OP? He also fucked me.

by Anonymousreply 1511/14/2012

Brady Jensen.....I am crazy about blonds and obsessed with blond pubic hair.

Jerked around 5pm.

40's

Live in western Canada, in the mountainous interior.

Cut.

by Anonymousreply 1611/14/2012
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