Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Chris Martin says Gwyneth Paltrow is a 'Great Beard'

What does he mean by that?

by Anonymousreply 5907/03/2013

She had a torrid affair with Mario Batalli and her husband knew about it. What does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 110/26/2011

[quote]She had a torrid affair with Mario Batalli

That is the most disgusting image I can think of.

by Anonymousreply 210/26/2011

link to quote, please, OP.

by Anonymousreply 310/26/2011

Women love Batalli, Paltrow was way into him - quite the scandal, except her husband knew about it.

by Anonymousreply 410/26/2011

Google R3

by Anonymousreply 510/26/2011

[quote]Women love Batalli,

I don't. Looks like a pig and probably smells like one too.

by Anonymousreply 610/26/2011

Chris Martin has just said at a UK awards show that the once boyband Take That made him question his sexuality when growing up.

by Anonymousreply 710/26/2011

oh, when you question your sexuality, you question your same sex attractions.

by Anonymousreply 810/26/2011

This? Gwyneth Paltrow had an affair with THIS?

Is she insane?

by Anonymousreply 910/26/2011

Poor Chris Martin, staying at home and masturbating over boy band pictures while his wife was off fucking Jabba the Hut.

by Anonymousreply 1010/26/2011

R9: Pardon me, I'm going to be violently ill . . .

by Anonymousreply 1110/26/2011

r10, that is the most hilarious thing I have read in a long time.

by Anonymousreply 1210/26/2011

"Women love Batalli, Paltrow was way into him - quite the scandal, except her husband knew about it."

I guess some women who only know Batalli's public persona and gastro-personality might be infatuated with him (not that I'd generalize). But I doubt that many women who actually know the him are enamored.

Still, I wouldn't put it past Gwyneth.

by Anonymousreply 1310/26/2011

[quote]Google [R3]

Uh no, OP. That's entirely your responsibility.

If you're going to quote someone making such an eyebrow-raising comment, you either provide the link yourself or we assume you just pulled it completely out of your ass. That's been the generally accepted rule here for the last ten years I've been here. Since you can't provide the link yourself, we have to assume it's complete bullshit.

But thanks for trolling.

by Anonymousreply 1410/26/2011

R3 found it! Very, very confusing...

by Anonymousreply 1510/26/2011

I can imagine Mario Balotelli fucking Gwyneth. I can imagine him fucking me as well.

by Anonymousreply 1610/26/2011

R9, after you've had Harvey Weinstein's rancid salami down your throat, ANYTHING would look appetizing in comparison.

by Anonymousreply 1710/26/2011

I think he's trying to attract the gay community to purchased his new album..He and his band has been commenting on the gay stuff in the press lately ...their bassist even "forgot" his clothes when they departed from their's all PR...

by Anonymousreply 1810/26/2011

[quote]" He went on to say that people like him and bandmate Jonny Buckland join bands because they were really not doing so well. Asked by Ellen if he means he was not doing so well with women, Chris, who recently revealed that Gwyneth is his first real relationship, replied, "With anybody."

Actually, he said, "With women, with meh . . with anybody."

He's got my attention.

by Anonymousreply 1910/26/2011

r10 Marry Me!!! I'll be your beard. Best laugh in a while. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 2010/26/2011

I remember when NME interviewed him before he became famous and he definitely came across as a deeply repressed middle class homo.

by Anonymousreply 2110/26/2011

I thought Mario was shagging Stipey? They look pretty loved up in this video -

by Anonymousreply 2210/26/2011

Michael Stipe seems so calm and sweet in that video. Unfortunately, he also seems like he's VERY aware that he is being filmed.

by Anonymousreply 2310/26/2011

It means he is in an irrelevent band and the only way to get any attention is to say something stupid on tv for attention.

by Anonymousreply 2410/26/2011

R14 you are so lazy

by Anonymousreply 2510/26/2011

R14 is correct. It's just common courtesy and common sense to link to an interview that you are asking other people to interpret.

by Anonymousreply 2610/26/2011

Nah he is just lazy to google.

by Anonymousreply 2710/26/2011

Link to Google, please. Courtesy, people. Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 2810/26/2011

OP show a link to the actual quote or GTFO.

by Anonymousreply 2910/26/2011

He's pretty much trolling himself, that's the rigt phrase right? 'Trolling?' anyway it is common knowledge he has fucked and continues to fuck coutless Coldplay FEMALE groupies behind Gwyneth's back. He isn't gay.

by Anonymousreply 3010/26/2011

The link HAS been posted. R-15 found it.

by Anonymousreply 3110/26/2011

So what's the problem?

by Anonymousreply 3210/26/2011

CM has good teeth for a brit. I don't blame Goop for falling for him. He's one in a million over there with those sparkly white, straight choppers.

by Anonymousreply 3310/26/2011

When you have to blow Harvey Weinstein for a part, then Ballio is a Greek God by comparison.

by Anonymousreply 3410/26/2011

I mostly hate Coldplay but his lighthearted comments quoted here have kinda endeared him to me.

Oh, and also the genius video for 'The Hardest Part' ...(see link)

by Anonymousreply 3510/26/2011

I have it on good authority that he is gay.

by Anonymousreply 3609/30/2012

He was totally joking in the Ellen interview. As for whether or not he's gay....haven't a clue....but he is geeky hot.

by Anonymousreply 3709/30/2012

Maybe he is gay. And maybe he is one of those gay men who want to have children and extend their families. Not everyone wants to adopt.

by Anonymousreply 3805/31/2013

I'm pretty sure he was just joking. In British circles there was talk going around about Chris being in a relationship with another woman. He and Gwyneth are probably just together for the kids by now. They aren't seen together much and it looks passionless. On the other hand, I think she has her own affairs with guys so it probably works out.

by Anonymousreply 3905/31/2013

Gay or Not. If I ever get my claws into Chris, I'll make him into my personal submissive bitch. I'm sure it won't be that hard. I've heard he is a wuss.

by Anonymousreply 4005/31/2013

Chris Martin = Richard Bucket

by Anonymousreply 4105/31/2013

It's Chris' British accent. He was trying to say "Gwyneth has a gray beard"

by Anonymousreply 4205/31/2013

I thought maybe he was trying to say "bird" (Brit slang for girl), but then I saw he was talking to Ellen. Then it became clear that he was trying to make a gay joke.

by Anonymousreply 4305/31/2013

I thought he said Gwyneth has a great beard. Have you ever seen her when she skips electrolysis? She could give fucking Chewbacca a run for his money.

by Anonymousreply 4405/31/2013

No. He really is gay. That is why they live in separate homes. He claims he wasn't sure if he was gay when he married her. According to the Hampton party set, he's gay, my friends. It's Gwyneth's big secret.

by Anonymousreply 4505/31/2013

[quote]No. He really is gay. That is why they live in separate homes. He claims he wasn't sure if he was gay when he married her. According to the Hampton party set, he's gay, my friends. It's Gwyneth's big secret.

Climbing up on top of goop would make any man gay. It's her superpower, not her secret.

by Anonymousreply 4605/31/2013

[quote]Climbing up on top of goop would make any man gay.

I refuse to believe Martin tops.

by Anonymousreply 4705/31/2013

[quote]I refuse to believe Martin tops.

I refuse to believe he even agrees to have sex with the goop. Maybe, everytime she wants a baby, Chris lays down and lets her do all the work. He probably has his eyes shut and thinks it's someone else on top of him.

by Anonymousreply 4805/31/2013

Sounds like Martin and Clooney share the same writer.

by Anonymousreply 4905/31/2013

I wonder how Chris Martin gives a blowjob with that kind of teeth.

by Anonymousreply 5006/01/2013

It means, he is allowed to get fucked by other men but come home to her. She already knows his hole is too worked up and someone's been banging it. Who wouldn't want a hollywood wife like that?

by Anonymousreply 5106/01/2013

I'd like to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 5206/02/2013

I agree R53

There's something very appealing about him. I can't quite fathom how he ended up with such a hothouse flower.

I don't even hate Gwyneth but whatever the opposite of down-to-earth is, she's it.

by Anonymousreply 5306/03/2013

No way is this man gay:

by Anonymousreply 5406/13/2013

Pure hetero lust:

by Anonymousreply 5506/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 5607/03/2013

I know exactly what he meant by that. He was complimenting her about her fabulous looking pussy bush in her private region, as in her vaginal area! What a fantastic compliment to his wife. And I'll just bet he got some really "great bush" from Gwennie for that comment.

by Anonymousreply 5707/03/2013
Need more help? Click Here.

Follow theDL catch up on what you missed

recent threads by topic delivered to your email

follow popular threads on twitter

follow us on facebook

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!