What does he mean by that?
Chris Martin says Gwyneth Paltrow is a 'Great Beard'
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/03/2013|
She had a torrid affair with Mario Batalli and her husband knew about it. What does that mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/26/2011|
[quote]She had a torrid affair with Mario Batalli
That is the most disgusting image I can think of.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/26/2011|
link to quote, please, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/26/2011|
Women love Batalli, Paltrow was way into him - quite the scandal, except her husband knew about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/26/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/26/2011|
[quote]Women love Batalli,
I don't. Looks like a pig and probably smells like one too.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/26/2011|
Chris Martin has just said at a UK awards show that the once boyband Take That made him question his sexuality when growing up.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/26/2011|
oh, when you question your sexuality, you question your same sex attractions.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/26/2011|
This? Gwyneth Paltrow had an affair with THIS?
Is she insane?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/26/2011|
Poor Chris Martin, staying at home and masturbating over boy band pictures while his wife was off fucking Jabba the Hut.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/26/2011|
R9: Pardon me, I'm going to be violently ill . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/26/2011|
r10, that is the most hilarious thing I have read in a long time.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/26/2011|
"Women love Batalli, Paltrow was way into him - quite the scandal, except her husband knew about it."
I guess some women who only know Batalli's public persona and gastro-personality might be infatuated with him (not that I'd generalize). But I doubt that many women who actually know the him are enamored.
Still, I wouldn't put it past Gwyneth.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/26/2011|
Uh no, OP. That's entirely your responsibility.
If you're going to quote someone making such an eyebrow-raising comment, you either provide the link yourself or we assume you just pulled it completely out of your ass. That's been the generally accepted rule here for the last ten years I've been here. Since you can't provide the link yourself, we have to assume it's complete bullshit.
But thanks for trolling.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/26/2011|
R3 found it! Very, very confusing...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/26/2011|
I can imagine Mario Balotelli fucking Gwyneth. I can imagine him fucking me as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/26/2011|
R9, after you've had Harvey Weinstein's rancid salami down your throat, ANYTHING would look appetizing in comparison.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/26/2011|
I think he's trying to attract the gay community to purchased his new album..He and his band has been commenting on the gay stuff in the press lately ...their bassist even "forgot" his clothes when they departed from their concert..it's all PR...
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/26/2011|
[quote]" He went on to say that people like him and bandmate Jonny Buckland join bands because they were really not doing so well. Asked by Ellen if he means he was not doing so well with women, Chris, who recently revealed that Gwyneth is his first real relationship, replied, "With anybody."
Actually, he said, "With women, with meh . . with anybody."
He's got my attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/26/2011|
r10 Marry Me!!! I'll be your beard. Best laugh in a while. Thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/26/2011|
I remember when NME interviewed him before he became famous and he definitely came across as a deeply repressed middle class homo.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/26/2011|
I thought Mario was shagging Stipey? They look pretty loved up in this video -
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/26/2011|
Michael Stipe seems so calm and sweet in that video. Unfortunately, he also seems like he's VERY aware that he is being filmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/26/2011|
It means he is in an irrelevent band and the only way to get any attention is to say something stupid on tv for attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/26/2011|
R14 you are so lazy
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/26/2011|
R14 is correct. It's just common courtesy and common sense to link to an interview that you are asking other people to interpret.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/26/2011|
Nah he is just lazy to google.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/26/2011|
Link to Google, please. Courtesy, people. Jesus.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/26/2011|
OP show a link to the actual quote or GTFO.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/26/2011|
He's pretty much trolling himself, that's the rigt phrase right? 'Trolling?' anyway it is common knowledge he has fucked and continues to fuck coutless Coldplay FEMALE groupies behind Gwyneth's back. He isn't gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/26/2011|
The link HAS been posted. R-15 found it.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/26/2011|
So what's the problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/26/2011|
CM has good teeth for a brit. I don't blame Goop for falling for him. He's one in a million over there with those sparkly white, straight choppers.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/26/2011|
When you have to blow Harvey Weinstein for a part, then Ballio is a Greek God by comparison.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/26/2011|
I mostly hate Coldplay but his lighthearted comments quoted here have kinda endeared him to me.
Oh, and also the genius video for 'The Hardest Part' ...(see link)
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/26/2011|
I have it on good authority that he is gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/30/2012|
He was totally joking in the Ellen interview. As for whether or not he's gay....haven't a clue....but he is geeky hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/30/2012|
Maybe he is gay. And maybe he is one of those gay men who want to have children and extend their families. Not everyone wants to adopt.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/31/2013|
I'm pretty sure he was just joking. In British circles there was talk going around about Chris being in a relationship with another woman. He and Gwyneth are probably just together for the kids by now. They aren't seen together much and it looks passionless. On the other hand, I think she has her own affairs with guys so it probably works out.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/31/2013|
Gay or Not. If I ever get my claws into Chris, I'll make him into my personal submissive bitch. I'm sure it won't be that hard. I've heard he is a wuss.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/31/2013|
Chris Martin = Richard Bucket
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/31/2013|
It's Chris' British accent. He was trying to say "Gwyneth has a gray beard"
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/31/2013|
I thought maybe he was trying to say "bird" (Brit slang for girl), but then I saw he was talking to Ellen. Then it became clear that he was trying to make a gay joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/31/2013|
I thought he said Gwyneth has a great beard. Have you ever seen her when she skips electrolysis? She could give fucking Chewbacca a run for his money.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/31/2013|
No. He really is gay. That is why they live in separate homes. He claims he wasn't sure if he was gay when he married her. According to the Hampton party set, he's gay, my friends. It's Gwyneth's big secret.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/31/2013|
[quote]No. He really is gay. That is why they live in separate homes. He claims he wasn't sure if he was gay when he married her. According to the Hampton party set, he's gay, my friends. It's Gwyneth's big secret.
Climbing up on top of goop would make any man gay. It's her superpower, not her secret.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/31/2013|
[quote]Climbing up on top of goop would make any man gay.
I refuse to believe Martin tops.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/31/2013|
[quote]I refuse to believe Martin tops.
I refuse to believe he even agrees to have sex with the goop. Maybe, everytime she wants a baby, Chris lays down and lets her do all the work. He probably has his eyes shut and thinks it's someone else on top of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/31/2013|
Sounds like Martin and Clooney share the same writer.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/31/2013|
I wonder how Chris Martin gives a blowjob with that kind of teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/01/2013|
It means, he is allowed to get fucked by other men but come home to her. She already knows his hole is too worked up and someone's been banging it. Who wouldn't want a hollywood wife like that?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/01/2013|
I'd like to fuck him.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/02/2013|
I agree R53
There's something very appealing about him. I can't quite fathom how he ended up with such a hothouse flower.
I don't even hate Gwyneth but whatever the opposite of down-to-earth is, she's it.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/03/2013|
No way is this man gay:
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/13/2013|
Pure hetero lust:
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/03/2013|
I know exactly what he meant by that. He was complimenting her about her fabulous looking pussy bush in her private region, as in her vaginal area! What a fantastic compliment to his wife. And I'll just bet he got some really "great bush" from Gwennie for that comment.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/03/2013|