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If the Disney princesses were real women

Jasmine, Esmeralda and Pocahantas.....gorgeous. The white chicks and Mulan...ordinary and look like little girls. Ursula....drag queen fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 2903/15/2013

I have to disagree about one white princess. Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) was absolutely stunning. (I know "Mary!"), but she was. She might be the most beautiful by far. With Jasmine and Pocahontas a close second and third.

by Anonymousreply 110/25/2011

Oh wait. I just looked at that link. Going by that link, I agree with your original statement. I was going off of the original drawings. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 210/25/2011

Hey gurls, what about me? I'm a Disney Princess!!!

by Anonymousreply 310/25/2011

Those are drawings.

by Anonymousreply 410/25/2011

In the movie Aurora was stunning but, yes, in the artist's rendering of a real life woman she suffers. Her face looks kind of squished? Megara is a foxy redhead. Ariel is fucking jailbait and barely has tits. Prince Eric is a perv.

by Anonymousreply 510/25/2011

Those artist renderings seem a little biased. Obviously the artist prefers ethnic women. He's made them much more beautiful then the others. Aurora looks like she has an eating disorder. Belle and Ariel look semi-retarded.

I thought the most beautiful Disney heroines were Cinderella and Princess Aurora. Snow White and Belle were cute. I never liked Ariel that much; she had a cute face but ridiculous fire-engine red hair.

by Anonymousreply 610/25/2011

I love the Evil Queen in "Snow White", she resembles Greta Garbo and is quite beautiful.

I like her way better than Snow White herself, who is an eleven-year-old ninny. And what's up with Prince Charming, running off with a girl that young at the end? Why didn't the dwarves put a stop to it?

by Anonymousreply 710/25/2011

Poor Princess Tiana...

And Aurora looks like a drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 810/25/2011

I always got perv vibes from Snow White and Ariel. I'm wondering about Mulan too. Way too sexless and young for the "princes".

by Anonymousreply 910/25/2011

The Evil Queen in Snow White was actually based on Joan Crawford.

by Anonymousreply 1010/25/2011

No question he did a better job with the non-white characters. They're all stunning. He did a terrible job with Belle and Aurora. I wonder if this is the artist who also did the hunky pics of the Disney Princes? Jirka Väätäinen is his name; he's very talented.

by Anonymousreply 1110/25/2011

The artist is definitely part of our family. He looks like a Disney Princess!

by Anonymousreply 1210/25/2011

Belle looks like a bitchy co-ed.

by Anonymousreply 1310/25/2011

The artist is prettier than any of the princesses.

by Anonymousreply 1410/25/2011

Cinderella's fairy godmother was based on Marcus Bachmann.

by Anonymousreply 1510/25/2011

I'd fuck Jessica Rabbit if she was real.

by Anonymousreply 1610/25/2011

The Belle drawing is horrible.

by Anonymousreply 1710/25/2011

He's an awful graphic artist and he's a Fin. His name is Jirka Väätäinen & he obviously thinks that dark women are better looking than the white chicks inhabiting his birthplace.

by Anonymousreply 1810/25/2011

Racist at R18 beauty is beauty

by Anonymousreply 1910/25/2011

If the Disney princesses were real women:

Ariel would've ended up in a can of Starkist before her 10th birthday

Sleeping Beauty would make the rounds, talking about her battle with Ambien addiction

Pocohontas would suffer an excruciating death from smallpox

by Anonymousreply 2010/25/2011

r19...are you really that stupid? He's saying that the artist has issues. There's no question that the artist made the women of color incredibly beautiful, while the white women all look peculiar.The artist is a bit racist perhaps. THAT was the poster's point.

by Anonymousreply 2110/26/2011

Eh, wake me up when he does drawings of the princes. I want me some hot Prince Philip and Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert!

by Anonymousreply 2210/26/2011

R22- your wish is my command!

by Anonymousreply 2310/26/2011


by Anonymousreply 2410/26/2011

Even more!

by Anonymousreply 2510/26/2011

Self portrait of the artist!

by Anonymousreply 2610/26/2011

A cute twink sings about how their stories actually ended:

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2013

Here's the Evil Queen from "Snow White", my favorite character in a very wierd film.

The overdrawn lipstick and bitchface make her look more like Crawford than Garbo in this shot, but overall she does look more like Garbo.

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2013

This is wonderful! Now the whore quotient is even more evident.

by Anonymousreply 2903/15/2013
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