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Ron Howard has micro-penis

OK, I don't know for sure -- it's more just a feeling. But it's a CONFIDENT feeling.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 2006/27/2013

I'll do the dick prognostications around her, OP!

Amateur!

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 110/25/2011

If that's true, op, I don't even want to imagine what his mongoloid repiglican brother's dick looks like.

A thimble, maybe?

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 210/25/2011

"Ok. It's just a feeling. But it's a confident feeling."

"You just know that...."

These kinds of posts are moronic.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 310/25/2011

See, OP, I disagree. My Granma alsways said you gotta watch out for those quiet ones. I think he's packing. I think he's a lusty man.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 410/25/2011

[quote] These kinds of posts are moronic.

Indeed. You know you're in trouble when Javier is starting to look smart.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 510/25/2011

Jesus, OP, I always think that people like you who write stuff like this are shut-in virgins.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 710/25/2011

I know the FUGLIER people are, the more likely and more often they are to reproduce. It's a FACT.

Maybe the same is true for tiny-meat men.

Santorum has an inverted wee-wee.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 810/25/2011

He's a liberal who made an anti-Bush commercial with "Pa" Andy Griffith.

He is one of the few child stars to have made a smooth transition to adult life without drugs, alcohol or Jesus.

He can seem a little smug, but he's earned his chops. He was a remarkably good child actor and an ok director.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 910/25/2011

He's a blond/ginger, which means there's a good chance it's tiny.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1010/25/2011

I only saw Ron naked for a brief instant and he has nothing to be ashamed. This was 20 years ago, but I can tell you he would excite the average mo IMO. It was conciderably more than a hand full.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1110/25/2011

[quote]He's a blond/ginger, which means there's a good chance it's tiny.

WTF?

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1210/25/2011

r11, did the carpet match the drapes???

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1310/25/2011

Bald = high testosterone

Anyway, apparently he has other assets.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1410/25/2011

What drapes? He's bald as a billiard ball.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1510/25/2011

R11, how did you see him naked?

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1610/25/2011

Ron Howard was adorable during his TV actor days. Once he switched to directing, he gave up worrying about his appearance. Had he remained an actor, I envision toupees, botox and surgically implanted abs.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1710/25/2011

His narration for "Arrested Development" should have won a special Emmy. It made the show twice as funny. It took two, huge, floppy balls to say some of the stuff he said.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1810/25/2011

Opie Cunningham...The Love Machine?

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 1910/25/2011

Look - I'm a gay guy and I can tell you that redheads notoriously have big cocks - big beautiful cocks.

by Joanie's hula hoopreply 2006/27/2013
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