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Texas man sought in frozen-armadillo attack

Texas man sought in frozen-armadillo attack October 22, 2011 | 11:13 am 147Dallas police are searching for a man who allegedly used a frozen armadillo to attack a woman who had been trying to buy the critter.

Investigators told Fox 4 News-Dallas Fort Worth that the fight started in an apartment parking lot Sept. 29 when the suspect was selling the carcass to the alleged victim, who planned to eat it.

The pair were haggling over the price when police said the man hurled the armadillo at the 57-year-old woman twice. The woman was struck in her leg and chest, and suffered bruises, police said.

So far, investigators have been unable to track down the suspect, who they said could face assault charges.

According to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, Texas law prohibits the sale of live armadillos, but some Texans still savor the meat. Some developed a taste for armadillo during the Great Depression of the 1930s, when it was known as “Hoover Hog” and “poor man’s pork.”

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 4101/29/2013

Whew...

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 110/22/2011

Recorded to be the animal with the most dreams in sleep (that is, with the most observed REM sleep).

I'm talking about armadillos!

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 212/27/2012

Why doesn't the government ban frozen armadillos?!?!?

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 312/27/2012

[quote]frozen-armadillo attack

Awesome name for a band.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 412/27/2012

Guys are you good with armadillos?

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 512/27/2012

Armadillos carry The Plague.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 612/27/2012

R6 would you hug them and kiss them then?

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 712/27/2012

R7, if R6 is a gay man, he probably would before he did a "hooha."

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 812/27/2012

You do realize Armadillo is a slang word for penis.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 912/27/2012

I NEED LOVEY DOVEY GUYS!

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1012/27/2012

You might be a redneck if...

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1112/27/2012

This armadillo was hit by a car

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1212/28/2012

Dillo scurrying on the pavement.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1312/28/2012

Four armadillos caught in one day.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1412/28/2012

Here's one climbing on rocks.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1512/28/2012

Notice the wound on this guy's back.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1612/28/2012

He got him.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1712/28/2012

He'd make a really nice vase or some sort of mosaic art piece.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1812/28/2012

A young armadillo caught by hand.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 1912/28/2012

Gee R18!

You can observe the soft belly of an armadillo in the photo below

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2012/28/2012

Armadillos are prolific diggers

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2112/28/2012

Hey guys look at the back view of this fella

Hehe

Fuzzy

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2212/28/2012

The word armadillo is Spanish for “little armored one”

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2312/28/2012

I've seen a lot of trolls, but never thought I'd witness an armadillo-obsessed troll.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2412/28/2012

Mating Armadillos at Busch Gardens - Tampa

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2512/28/2012

LolR24, i'm just paying a tribute to those poor fuzzy fusspots!

They are so bizarre! I feel compassion for them, i wouldn't want to be in their position. However, they are creatures that need to live and to feel pleasure like all the creatures of this planet.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2612/28/2012

I misheard. I thought he was selling an arm-sized dildo.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2712/28/2012

R27, below there is a female armadillo for you

Hehe

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2812/29/2012

Armadillos, aside from looking a little bit like crazy reptilian mammals, are available year-round, fairly low on the food chain, and legal to hunt everywhere. They range from the lower half of the U.S. into South America, so if you live anywhere near there, there's probably an armadillo into your backyard. And, yes, armadillos are eaten throughout their range.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 2912/29/2012

I like the hole presentation thread better.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3012/29/2012

R30 you brute!

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3112/29/2012

Armadillo is that city north of Lubbock right?

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3212/29/2012

R32 below is the answer to your question sugar.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3312/29/2012

Fun fact: Besides being excellent diggers, armadillos are also good swimmers. Armadillos can hold their breath for up to 6 minutes.

In the photo below there is a baby armadillo

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3412/29/2012

Shocking: Porn+Armadillo

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3512/29/2012

A cute baby armadillo

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3612/29/2012

Now, here is a picture of an armadillo mostly rolled up into a protective ball.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3712/29/2012

Even the most bizarre creatures need a mum at the beginning to be their angel in this big big fleeting and dangerous world.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3801/29/2013

oops wrong link...sorry

:)

Below there is the photo i was talking about

However now you can use the above link i accidentally sent you and download this really unique movie with Catherine Deneuve! It's a really touching movie with a beautiful soundtrack.

!!!

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 3901/29/2013

A bizarre fuzzball

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 4001/29/2013

I never thought I'd see the day the DL had an Armadillo Troll.

by Just when you thought you heard it al...reply 4101/29/2013
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