...and brawl ensues.
Streaker Named "Jacen" Interrupts Arizona-UCLA Game
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/09/2012|
More than that:
Jacen Lankow, the college student who disguised himself as a ref at Thursday's UCLA-Arizona football game so he could take all them clothes off and give the crowd a nipple and nalgas show while running across the field in what looks like a pair of tight Speedos that a candy striper at the Scientology men's only clinic would wear. The only thing better than a half-streaking twink getting grass skid marks on his bulge from grown men tackling him to the ground like the opening number from a ballet choreographed by John Travolta is what happened after this mess.
After Jacen was taken away, chaos erupted! Bitches went wild! The players started chest bumping each other and it turned into a fight over who saw that sexy piece first. You see what testosterone and a sweet piece of chicken hawk ass does to a ho?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/23/2011|
Would someone translate r1? Barbara Billingsley is dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/23/2011|
God you're an idiot, R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/23/2011|
It's spelt Jason.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/23/2011|
where are the full frontals?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/23/2011|
Hot body, nevertheless.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/23/2011|
I just don't understand how our culture looks at a guy running around NOT completely naked, and think that the best reaction is for an armed, uniformed police officer to tackle him to the ground.
I'm sure the cop had an instant hardon, too. They live for shit like this.
I mean, let the guy run a few laps. It'll take, what, 30-45 seconds? Then he'll go back to his seat, slightly embarrassed, and will have to sit there the rest of the game with everyone around him knowing what he just did.
Instead, it becomes some minor criminal offense. Because we're prudes.
Give me a fucking break.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/23/2011|
R7 - It has nothing to do with us being prudes.
The issue is that there are a LOT of jackasses in the world, and we would have to spend HOURS watching these jackasses act like jackasses for their 30-45 seconds of fame. Then, their idiot friend can upload the video onto Youtube.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/23/2011|
r8 = prude.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/23/2011|
He's an idiot and so are you R7. He blew a play dead and ran around like a dumbass with hundreds of people involved in a game just so he could try out for a reality show. So we're supposed to indulge him like a spoiled child? Ridiculous.
I wouldn't have chosen him to be tackled, but he chose it. He was going to run around until they caught him. I don't see prudishness. I see, stop wasting our time you self involved twit.
He seems to be in the most trouble, not for the underwear, but because he impersonated an official. A felony charge. They can drop it down, but it's a big deal.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/23/2011|
Near-Nude Streaker at UCLA-Arizona Game Inspires Confused Players to Brawl
By Dennis Romero Fri., Oct. 21 2011 at 12:45 PM
We give this guy big points for figuring out a way -- Hollywood comedy-flick-style -- of getting on a football field unnoticed in order to perform his big prank:
Taking off most of his clothes and streaking just before halftime at UCLA's game against the University of Arizona in Tucson, a U of A fan ID'd as Jace Lankow dressed as a referee before stripping down to red-and-white underwear and streaking across the field.
All good. Unfortunately ...
... for some reason the ensuing confusion caused by an otherwise properly dressed ref who happened to go nearly nude inspired at least a half-dozen players to scuffle and "brawl."
The Tucson Citizen:
With four seconds remaining in the first half, a man dressed in referee's clothing ran onto the field toward the line of scrimmage blowing a whistle and waving his hands before taking off running and taking off clothes. As play halted to corral and rid of the man, three UCLA players and three Arizona players began to argue at close range without an official noticing.
The benches cleared and ESPN announcer said "mayhem has broken out."
Arizona cornerback Shaquille Richardson and UCLA receiver Taylor Embree were ejected for "scuffling," according to the paper, but more players could be sanctioned as officials look at the "tape."
As for Lankow, he was taken away in cuffs. It's not clear if he'll be charged with suspicion of being a sexy ref.
Arizona beat UCLA, by the way, 48-12.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/23/2011|
The dumbass announcer in the second brawl video used the non-word "flustrated."
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/23/2011|
They charged him with a felony, which is ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/23/2011|
He'll look mighty pretty in pink underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/23/2011|
Seems that he has a nice body, but he is not what I'd consider hot in this interview.
And Jacen says in the interview that the video that starts by showing him pulling off his normal clothing to reveal the refs outfit underneath was shot by his brother in the stands.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/23/2011|
The biggest crime in that game was UCLA's ineptness. What a shit football program we've become.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/23/2011|
[quote]he blew a play dead
And the world is still turning? Oh my.
[quote]He seems to be in the most trouble, not for the underwear, but because he impersonated an official. A felony charge.
In what world is it illegal to impersonate a referee, get the fuck out of here. That fake charge will be dropped to trespassing very quietly.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/24/2011|
It probably will, but they don't want people impersonating officials as part of security in case they're crazies who want to hurt someone.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/24/2011|
I came a little watching that...
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/24/2011|
Fucking bitch ass motherfucking pigs. Way to smash his head to the ground - yeah, hardcore criminal right there.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/24/2011|
What? Isn't he wearing briefs? If we were at a swim meet he'd be dressed appropriately.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/24/2011|
Oooh. I've changed my mind now that I've seen his face. He looks like white trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/24/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/24/2011|
Were those people on the sidelines filming a Carment Miranda musical?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/24/2011|
Why did a fight break out? Haha.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/24/2011|
Hot white trash interrupts game by streaking.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/08/2012|
Why is streaking not an approved international sport? It's fun and it doesn't involve doping (well, maybe some intoxication to calm down your nerves).
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/09/2012|