He seems like a nice guy in interviews, but he IS married to Gwyneth Paltrow, so.....
Is Chris Martin an asshole?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/06/2014|
He's actually very nice. TOO nice, and is very much bitch whipped. Typical "nice guy" who let's his wife wear the pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/21/2011|
don't put them in the microwave or they will EXPLOD#E!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/21/2011|
Hasn't he openly cheated on her with that mini-Gwenny actress? Kate Bosworth?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/21/2011|
I always had the impression that Chris is just a precocious, high-wired ADD-ish kid that never grew up. A Peter Pan-type thing. He was also spoiled and pampered by his parents. No way is he at the asshole level of the Gallagher brothers. I think he's a pretty decent guy at heart. And who can judge one's attraction to another person? He felt he hit the jackpot with Paltrow, but the hate for this woman is so intense on this board that no one can see that.
As for Paltrow, I think Chris is more of a comfort to her than anything. This is a wman who was deeply in love with her father and very close with her brother. Marriage is an extension of that family romance. Almost eeire how her brother Jake resembles Chris:
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/21/2011|
Wow, r4, I'd never seen her brother before. If somebody had shown me that picture and said, "Identify these two people", I would have said without hesitation, "Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin".
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/21/2011|
Jake Paltrow is a TV director - he directs Big Bang Theory.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/21/2011|
Dunno if he's an asshole, but hugely untalented.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/21/2011|
r7, that's your opinion. I love their music.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/21/2011|
And R7, has a bank account and lifestyle you could only dream of.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/21/2011|
[quote]I love their music.
So does my elevator.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/21/2011|
You have a pretty cool elevator, r10.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/21/2011|
Coldplay: music for whiney, upper-middle-class, hetero white guys. I'd much rather spend an hour stuck in an elevator with Fishsticks than with her boring husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/21/2011|
[quote]I'd much rather spend an hour stuck in an elevator with Fishsticks than with her boring husband.
Apparently you've never met him.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/21/2011|
He should be shot! His voice and music is atrocious!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/21/2011|
He always has a cunty expression on his face. Don't know if it means anything, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/21/2011|
He has an ugly British mug. Horrible teeth. He can't help it.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/21/2011|
What is it with this hetero or homo music thing? I'm a gay male in my 30s who loves Coldplay. To generalize music taste in terms of one's sexual orientation is juvenile. Fuck, grow the hell up.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/21/2011|
He must be a saint to be married to that tiresome bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/21/2011|
r6 must be mistaken....don't see Big Bang Theory listed
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/21/2011|
R19: you are mistaken. It's not The Big Bang Theory with Jim Parsons, R6 means a NYPD Blue episode called Big Bang Theory and it is listed in the link you provided when you click on "see all 9 episodes" under NYPD Blue.
R6 was right.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/22/2011|
Posh poseur. Perfect for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/22/2011|
[quote]Hasn't he openly cheated on her with that mini-Gwenny actress? Kate Bosworth?
Yes. And then loudly swore to sue the tabloid that broke the story...but never did.
Bosworth had been part of Fishtick's posse up until that time. Afterwards, they completely froze her out.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/22/2011|
Actually, I haven't seen him in person since 2009.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/25/2011|
I actually meant the Jim Parsons show ... thanks for the clarification.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/25/2011|
He's an elitist asswipe from a rich family. Anyone who makes their under 10 year old kids study Latin and eat that veggie crap must be demented. And as for calling one of them Apple.... sheesh, suppose the kid is lucky they didn't call it Prune or Runny Bowels.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/25/2011|
Can somebody plesse link to that Gwyneth Paltrow nosejob thread? I can't find it, thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/25/2011|
He was on Colbert last week. I thought he was very likeable and funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/26/2011|
Howard Stern interviewed him for 1 1/2 hours this week. I never liked him although I like their music. I have to say he came across as a VERY nice man. I really have changed my opinion of him after this interview on Howard TV. His voice also sounded great when he sang a few songs.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/12/2011|
Here's him explaining how he came up with "yello". He claims it started out as a Neil Young impression, and he soon realized the song had something. He sings part of it too.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/12/2011|
Telling story of how Clocks came about and then sings some. He sounds fantastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/12/2011|
Jeez, why are you bitches so hung up on Paltrow? It's not like she's dictating the Zeitgeist? Let her prattle on on where to get the best $80 bottle of virgin oil and the greatest pair of $500 cashmere socks. Who gives a shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/12/2011|
I heard that interview r28. I had the exact same reaction. Howard can expose the assholes real fast and Chris was very sweet and available to every question. And, yes, he did come off quite well live, singing and playing the piano.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/12/2011|
How mean of them, R22. And all she did was fuck her friend's husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/12/2011|
Corporate pop for hipsters who think they are living alternative lifestyles. They mean nothing, but that could mean they are really, really deep.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/13/2011|
Why hasn't he divorced her yet? Or found another method to free himself? There are, after all, Hollywood traditions galore for this sort of thing, and given her idiocy he'd have enough alibis to fill the USC stadium.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/13/2011|
Just watched them on SNL last night. He is the most ridiculous dancer I've ever seen. As a previous poster said, "ADD" indeed. Very cute though, because after dancing like a maniac through the end of the song, he gets this big grin like a goofy kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/13/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/13/2011|
Coldplay is a good band. The sad thing is that they want to be Radiohead and U2, which they will never be, but, frankly, they write more accessible music than either.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/13/2011|
And r4 is right on.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/13/2011|
He was recently on Ellen with a band member. I thought he was totally adorable. You bitchy DL queens are why most people hate us. So fucking judgmental. And I suspect you bitches who love to hate are far from perfect! You are so transparent and SAD.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/06/2013|
He's into getting pegged by Gwyneth.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/06/2013|
Too bad he's stuck with that nasty ice queen. I find her friendship with Beyonce to be so fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/06/2013|
I like him and his voice, and think he's adorable.
But the fact that he's married to Goopy completely mystifies me.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/06/2013|
I find his music pretty overrated and the guy seems pretty meh to me. Goopy could do better
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/06/2013|
Chris Martin and Gwynnie used to workout at my gym about 10 years ago (Greenwich Ave. Equinox in the West Village). I ran into both of them on multiple occasions. However, the one specific memory that I have of Chris is when he came into the gym one day looking like he crawled out of bed and hadn't showered in 4 days. Now this is the weird part, on the mat where people stretch out, he got changed into his gym clothes from his street clothes. Everyone acted like it was perfectly normal, but it was totally creepy, especially when there is a perfectly good locker room. I remember looking at him with his ratty shorts, torn t-shirt combined with black socks and Converse sneakers. I also remember very pale skin, and nasty looking facial hair. He was relatively loud and enjoyed calling attention to himself. He was very British. Again....uggghh. After his workout, he used the same mat to change back into his street clothes; no shower of course. So, every time I think of him, I think, "dirty".
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/31/2013|
He is a great human being.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/07/2013|
I've met him twice. He was an asshole to everyone. gwyneth is sweet. I have posted about it before. Don't have time to rehash sorry but he was a real jerk.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/07/2013|
[r48] We all like to pretend we've met someone famous. Please shut up. You've never met him; he is a great person.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/14/2013|
Apparently, he is dating JLaw now. And for the poster that said Gwennie is "sweet", uh, no. She was filming a scene in a theater with ScarJo. Friend of mine was an extra. She screamed and cursed at the hair stylist, who unfortunately was a last minute fill-in for her personal stylist. Kept raging about how her hair didn't look like the picture she showed the stylist, even though her hair looked exactly like the picture. "Fuck this, fuck that, fuck, fuck, fuck". Yes, she is a sweetie. ScarJo, btw, was just the opposite. Professional and nice to the crew.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/16/2014|
Chris is incredibly nice. Worked with him a couple years ago. Whenever Gwyneth showed up, she was bossy and loud. You could tell he's the type to just keep his mouth shut and let her wear the pants, just so there wouldn't be a big argument. Glad he finally got sick of it and hopefully he will find someone cool and easygoing like he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/16/2014|
Cringing that I have to admit to my Hollywood nepotism with this post, but my dad works at UTA and Gwyneth is one of their "bigger" clients. Not my dad's personal clients, but close enough to where I have had two Gwyneth and one Chris interaction(s)
I worked under a production designer on one of her more recent films. At that time, she seemed unpleasant. There were no episodes of tantrum (except for whining about being third on the call sheet lol) but she had that uppity rich girl "don't talk to me" thing. She did not remember me from a year earlier, when I was seated at the same table as her and Chris at a bullshit charity dinner with my dad, her agent, and another client + client his gf? wife? femme du jour? Who knows. Anyway Gwyneth seemed uncomfortable and distant. (Also the times I've mentioned this people jokingly ask if she ate anything- I don't remember how much she had !) Chris was really sweet and talkative with my dad, me, and the other client though- We all bonded over Peep Show !
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/06/2014|
Jen can have him
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/06/2014|
His music is mostly annoying, in interviews he seems without charm and wit, immature and a bit arrogant. Never knew what she saw in him.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/06/2014|
Never knew what he saw in her!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/06/2014|
I've always been hopelessly embarrassed to admit I like Coldplay. Deathly embarrassed to admit I'm attracted to Chris Martin.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/06/2014|
Cool though @R53. More stories!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/06/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/06/2014|
[quote]Never knew what he saw in her!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/06/2014|