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Morgan Fairchild

I don't get it. How does she look so good? She's in her 60s.

If it were just plastic surgery, why don't other celebrities who are decades younger look as good? She's hardly A-list so it's not like she can afford better surgeons than, say, Madonna.

Please explain.

by Anonymousreply 12703/26/2017

HOw the hell would we know? I suspect she is a vampire who baths in the blood of a virgin, which is supposed to retain youthful looks per Coast to Coast late night radio.

by Anonymousreply 110/15/2011

Synthetic skin. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 210/15/2011

Fairchild probably takes better care of herself than Madonna does - lifelong yo-yo dieting, chronic insomnia, obsessive working out, hardcore neurotic ambition has aged Madonna.

Plus, Fairchild never had children. The relatives I have who never had kids seem to age better.

Btw, on her Wiki page, it states that Fairchild has been kidnapped and held against her will TWO times in her life (in the 70s)! Anyone know about this?

by Anonymousreply 310/15/2011

Morgan has not appeared in public in years. She has found a double of herself, who is around 35 years old. This double appears in public as Morgan Fairchild.

by Anonymousreply 410/15/2011


by Anonymousreply 510/15/2011

I met her, and while she's indeed stunning, I did notice wire lifts under her eyebrows.

Morgan's had some good work done. And up close, you can see it.

by Anonymousreply 610/15/2011

I just googled her and she looks ridiculous. Frozen faced and absurd. The difference between her and Madonna is that she's fatter and doesn't have Madonna's scraggy arms and scary exercise-induced veins.

by Anonymousreply 710/15/2011

I also met her about five years ago and she is beautiful in person. She has had work done and her face shows her age up close. I recall something weird about under her eyes but I cannot recall what it was. Her makeup was perfect and her hair, too.

She was the nicest person, though. Sweet and thoughtful. I left with a little crush on her.

by Anonymousreply 810/15/2011

She is also very politically astute. She took over for one of the hosts on Air America around election time last Presidential election and I was lucky enough to hear her host the show. She is very intelligent as well as good looking.

by Anonymousreply 910/15/2011

I've always heard that women who don't have kids age better than those who do. And it's true from what I can see - bearing and raising kids takes a huge toll.

by Anonymousreply 1010/15/2011

R8, anything to give you an indication the gay rumors are true (other than your crush, which might just mean you picked up a little gaydar)

by Anonymousreply 1110/15/2011

She's fair-skinned so she's has probably stayed out of the sun. It's a balance of taking care of yourself, a little cosmetic surgery, dieting but not too much and genetics.

by Anonymousreply 1210/15/2011

Fairchild looked great a few years on the ultra-camp telenovela Fashion House.

Maybe just great surgery and lighting but she looked wonderful--better (and younger) than her co-star Bo Derek although Morgan is actually the older of the two.

by Anonymousreply 1310/15/2011

Who else could rock this?

Earrings: check.

Turban: check (and SNAP!)

Caftan: check

by Anonymousreply 1410/15/2011

She's actually a witch.

by Anonymousreply 1510/15/2011

Love Morgan!!!!!! She should have been a bigger star. I would still hire her for a starring role in a sitcom if I ran a network. She's great at comedy(camp) and drama!!!

by Anonymousreply 1610/15/2011

She doesn't smoke or drink and never has.

by Anonymousreply 1710/15/2011

[quote]She's actually a witch.

Oh please, stay in the witch thread. Please.

by Anonymousreply 1810/15/2011

I love that her real name is Patsy Ann McClenny.

by Anonymousreply 1910/15/2011

I "discovered" her in 1973, when she played Jennifer Pace, nutso blonde having an affair with Jo's sister Eunice's husband John Wyatt, & she eventually murdered Eunice. She was strikingly beautiful, of course, but she was also chilling as the crazed younger woman obsessed with the married man. I was impressed & expected to see lots more of her than I have.

by Anonymousreply 2010/15/2011

Lesbian on DL only.

by Anonymousreply 2110/15/2011

R20, I never saw much of the actual show but it seemed like they ran commercials about her constantly on CBS. I remember some big fight and her screaming, "Lies all lies!" and then crashing through a sliding glass door.

by Anonymousreply 2210/15/2011

[quote]I "discovered" her in 1973, when she played Jennifer Pace, nutso blonde having an affair with Jo's sister Eunice's husband John Wyatt, & she eventually murdered Eunice.

I remember a spectacular scene where she fell through a plate-glass door.

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2011

Madonna has had a much more stressful life, what with having a thriving and successful career and all. Morgan Fairchild hasn't worked in...I don't even know how long. It seems like she's one of those people who are famous for being famous. I don't even know one thing she's done.

by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2011

She's also pretty smart by any measure, but by Hollywood standards she's an Einstein.

by Anonymousreply 2510/15/2011

Loved Flamingo Road (early 80s). Always rooted for her bad, bad girl Constance Caryle, never ever saint, ex-hooker Lane Ballou.

1:50 mark.... Morgan and Mark Harmon.

by Anonymousreply 2610/15/2011

[quote]I "discovered" her in 1973, when she played Jennifer Pace[/quote]

My mom watched that soap when I was a kid, I think she shot Eunice when she was in a boat. Remember watching it at the neighbors during coffee hour.

Loved her in Flamingo Road!

by Anonymousreply 2710/15/2011

Donna Mills is the real revelation. Why not start a thread for THAT goddess?

by Anonymousreply 2810/15/2011

I got into Search For Tomorrow for a while in the summer of '75 when Jennifer crashed through the sliding door. She had light red hair back then, the same color as Ann-Margret's which I thought looked really good on her.

by Anonymousreply 2910/15/2011

always thought she was the cat's pajamas. something very very likable about her.

by Anonymousreply 3010/15/2011



and MORGAN FAIRCHILD as 'Racine'

by Anonymousreply 3110/15/2011

[quote] and MORGAN FAIRCHILD as 'Racine'

As in Wisconsin?

by Anonymousreply 3210/15/2011

R26, fuck yes, I loved "Flamingo Road"!

by Anonymousreply 3310/15/2011

Fucking hoot how Racine hated kids.

Racine to Nicolette's tempermental character.... "Thank you for reminding me why I never had kids."

Obviously, some gay wrote that line!

by Anonymousreply 3410/15/2011

I love how t.v. show intros used to be almost 2 minutes long.

WHET to our attention spans?

by Anonymousreply 3510/16/2011

yes r26 I completely agree! I loved Flamingo Road and, even though, I was seriously young it is the first show I remember being upset about its cancellation.

by Anonymousreply 3610/16/2011

Booze and bukkake?

by Anonymousreply 3710/16/2011

Maybe she doesn't drink, but my late Mom's boyfriend once returned home from a bar in Manhattan claiming he had spent an hour or longer flirting with her.

by Anonymousreply 3810/16/2011

Here she is at the Hollywood autograph Show just last week. She's at 1:40 in.

by Anonymousreply 3910/16/2011


by Anonymousreply 4010/17/2011

Is she acting less these days?

by Anonymousreply 4110/17/2011

Let's be honest, she's hotter at 60 than many of you will be at 35.

by Anonymousreply 4210/17/2011

This interview made me love her even more. She sure loves her gays!

by Anonymousreply 4310/26/2011

She just seems like the coolest person ever.

As for looking so great at her age - of course she's had work done, but genetics must also have something to do with it. Also, she's never had drug or alcohol issues and I don't believe she's ever smoked.

by Anonymousreply 4410/26/2011

On SFT, when her character Jennifer murdered beloved heroine Eunice, it really caused shockwaves. Viewers were up in arms.

Youtube really is amazing:

by Anonymousreply 4510/26/2011

I watched Flamingo Road when I was a kid. I loved Constance!!! It's because of her that Flamingo Road is even remembered at all. And I remember getting so excited when Constance and Sam Curtis had a brief fling in a cheap motel one episode:

by Anonymousreply 4610/26/2011

The last time I saw her she was playing Sandra Bernhard's lesbian lover Marla on Roseanne.

by Anonymousreply 4710/26/2011


by Anonymousreply 4810/26/2011

[quote]Starring DACK RAMBO

Ohhhhh, yummmmy.

by Anonymousreply 4910/27/2011

She was a real hoot with Bo Derek on the all time cheeze fest Fashion House. And looked fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 5010/27/2011


Who's got some gossip about my high school fave.

by Anonymousreply 5105/04/2013

The reason is that she always looked 35 years old. Look at her in "The Initiation of Sarah"-she comes off as years older (in both bearing and demeanor) than the other actresses. So it's hard to see her as aging when she always came across as a certain age.

by Anonymousreply 5205/04/2013

Flamingo Road ROCKED

I always wanted Constance to forgive Lute Mae.

by Anonymousreply 5305/04/2013

There was a movie I saw on TV prior to Natalie Wood's death in which Morgan Fairchild also appeared. It was a good movie and took place on a cruise ship.

The thing that stands out in my memory about it is that the ship filled with water (don't remember why) and Natalie Wood's character drowned in her room. There was a scene showing her clothed and floating in water. Creepily prescient it was.

Does anyone else remember that movie or that scene?

by Anonymousreply 5405/04/2013

In the 70s when she was new, she would stay at the Plaza hotel by Central Park and phone the Post and Daily news to send photogs over at 1PM when she'd be leaving the hotel. They never came and she was later found in the Walnut Room pretty sauced.

by Anonymousreply 5505/04/2013

She has a self-portrait in her attic.

by Anonymousreply 5605/04/2013

Actually, she did Old Navy commercials a few years ago. That's the only thing I know her from.

by Anonymousreply 5705/04/2013

She has the original LA nose. It's been copied ever since the 80's.

by Anonymousreply 5805/04/2013

sHUT UP, R55. She doesn't drink.

by Anonymousreply 5905/04/2013

She looks incredible. And thank god she didn't get the inflated duck lips.

by Anonymousreply 6005/04/2013

What? My biological mother(who I thought was dead) is a whore.

by Anonymousreply 6105/04/2013

>>R6>>I met her, and while she's indeed stunning, I did notice wire lifts under her eyebrows.

What are wire lifts?

by Anonymousreply 6205/04/2013

is it like the lifestyle lift?

by Anonymousreply 6305/04/2013

Keeps her ears covered

by Anonymousreply 6405/05/2013

[quote]Does anyone else remember that movie or that scene?

"The Memory of Eva Ryker"

by Anonymousreply 6505/05/2013

Nose is good, especially for a 70s one. A little small and thin but they're still done like that for many.

Breasts are ridic though, not badly done but OTT. Either way she was always stunning, I thought she was perfect when I was a kid.

I loved her in that TV movie parody Based on an Untrue Story.

by Anonymousreply 6605/05/2013

I loved her as the bitch in The Initation of Sarah. (TV movie from the 70's)

by Anonymousreply 6705/05/2013

[quote]Plus, Fairchild never had children. The relatives I have who never had kids seem to age better.

Yep, she didn't stress her body and she didn't have the stress of raising and worrying about the brats.

by Anonymousreply 6805/05/2013

Thank you #65. I read the movie was pulled from syndication because it dealt with a woman who had nightmares about drowning. Natalie Wood played two parts, the woman who drowned and her daughter, less an a year before she died.

by Anonymousreply 6905/06/2013

"I read the movie was pulled from syndication because it dealt with a woman who had nightmares about drowning."

You mean there was actually a time when television had a conscience?

by Anonymousreply 7005/06/2013

So ... is she gay?

by Anonymousreply 7105/06/2013

The character of Constance Weldon(Flamingo Road) ranked #16 on E's most wicked women in primetime.

But, I PROTEST. Constance wasn't really evil, just bad! And spoiled.

by Anonymousreply 7206/10/2013

No, r71, she is not gay. Lesbians like to think that because of her character on Roseanne and because she never had children.

However, she is straight. As Morgan has said... "I've had my share of lovers" and I'm here to tell you that they have all been male.

In her flamingo Road days, she was hot and heavy with cameraman Craig Denault. Even dedicated her 80s makeup and beauty book to him.

by Anonymousreply 7306/10/2013

Glycerine. Gallons of it. And a little touch of star quality.

by Anonymousreply 7406/10/2013

Just saw her in a terrible gay-themed movie. She looked pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 7506/10/2013

[quote]She was a real hoot with Bo Derek on the all time cheeze fest Fashion House. And looked fabulous.

Fashion House is the best campy show that is almost totally unknown, even among gays. I've rarely ever heard it mentioned on DL and it was all beautiful men and bitchy divas.

Derek was Maria Gianni, a prettier Donatella Vercase, running a maison de couture. Her archenemy Sophia was played by MF. Dynasty had one catfight a season, but Fashion House had one every other day. It was indeed a hoot.

And though Bo was younger in real life, Morgan photographed better.

by Anonymousreply 7606/11/2013

Morgan fucking rocked as bad girl Constance Caryle Weldon.

Oh, those fucking carefree high school days!

by Anonymousreply 7706/01/2014

Yes she is a lesbian. I know her and Donna Mills and they are both ladies who love ladies.

by Anonymousreply 7806/01/2014


Morgan is not gay. She's been with the same guy for some 20 yrs now.

by Anonymousreply 7906/01/2014

Wow that Search for Tomorrow clip..I know it's from the 70s, but it seems more 80s.

I loved her on Mork & Mindy when I was a kid.

She's smart, funny, and down with gays--she should be DL royalty!

by Anonymousreply 8006/01/2014

Morgan Fairchild and Donna Mills are two smart and sexy cookies.

by Anonymousreply 8106/01/2014

Morgan is bullshit-free. She's always been one of the standout "it" girls. Morgan's got it.

by Anonymousreply 8206/01/2014

"I'll see you in hell"

I will always remember her saying that on Flamingo Road

by Anonymousreply 8306/01/2014


Constance did have a bit of a temper.

by Anonymousreply 8406/03/2014

If they were born Sagittarians, that explains most of it.

by Anonymousreply 8506/03/2014

I adore Morgan--she's sharp as well as glamorous. But the most recent gig I caught of hers--as spokesperson for early burial planning (Hey,it's a paycheck!)-- for the first time she's looking overly tightened or botoxed. Hopefully that will settle a bit.

by Anonymousreply 8606/03/2014

SCTV (Catherine O'Hara) does Morgan Fairchild

by Anonymousreply 8706/03/2014

The plastic look is good, right?

by Anonymousreply 8806/04/2014

More Flamingo Road up on youtube.

Some great shots of Morgan. I love how she looks at the 2:10 mark. Just Stunning!

2:45 Harmon in just pajama bottoms. I know some on here get off on bare feet.

by Anonymousreply 8908/08/2014


by Anonymousreply 9009/28/2014

She's starting to get that embalmed look -- appropriate, I guess, since she's now shilling for burial insurance on those old-person satellite channels. She sounds like she's had a stroke or she's trying to emulate Deven Green as Brendad Ickson.

by Anonymousreply 9110/28/2014

Has anyone seen Donna Mills on GH lately? She looks utterly amazing. She's had work done (eyes, facelift) and you can tell she does wigs but it is all so subtle that you can barely detect it. She is the master of understatement. She's also taken extremely good care of herself, which accounts for alot (surgery does so much).

by Anonymousreply 9210/28/2014

Fairchild was on a hilarious daily telenovela a while back called Fashion House. Think Dynasty as played by the Versace family. But if Dynasty had one catfight per season, Fashion House had one per week.

Anyway, Morgan's nemesis, Maria Gianni, was played by Bo Derek and Morgan--who's older--still looked better than Derek.

by Anonymousreply 9310/28/2014

LOVED Fashion House! The gays, the studs, Morgan vs Bo, cheesy product placement. And some of the actors actually went to somewhat better gigs.

by Anonymousreply 9410/28/2014

Plus, Donna has probably fucked Satan himself and made some deal to look 30 years younger.

by Anonymousreply 9510/29/2014

She's great. Loved her in The Seduction. I wish they would release Flamingo Road already.

by Anonymousreply 9606/01/2016

Wow, just googled recent pics of Donna Mills-she looks amazing.

by Anonymousreply 9706/01/2016

Morgan did a great job as a sinister lesbian sorority sister in "The Initiation of Sarah" back in the day. She absorbed Nancy Allen's pert bitchiness from "Carrie" and made it her own.

by Anonymousreply 9806/01/2016

I really want to see the Memory of Eva Ryker; I can't find it anywhere though. Not even a crummy vhs rip.

by Anonymousreply 9906/01/2016

I wasn't keen on the later series of FRIENDS, but one of the moments that sticks out to me was when she played Chandler's mother and Kathleen Turner played his father, a drag queen.

Turner: "Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?"

Fairchild: "Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?"

by Anonymousreply 10006/01/2016

I did love her on Friends. I, for some reason, never believed she was old enough to have Matthew Perry as her son, but oh well. She's always looked great and still does. She's been honest about her plastic surgery and why not? It looks good. I wish more women would take the Morgan approach and preserve their beauty instead of coming out with an entirely new face.

by Anonymousreply 10106/01/2016

At least she took a break from acting for a while.

by Anonymousreply 10206/01/2016
by Anonymousreply 10306/01/2016

What R98?

Fairchild's character in "The Initiation of Sarah" was not a lesbian. Her character was the popular, mean, beautiful sorority girl. She even talked her boyfriend into setting up one of girls they were picking on.

In another thread, I posted about her and cameraman Craig Denault being hot and heavy during the Flamingo Road years, and now I see pictures of them all over the internet. Someone has obviously done some searching/digging around.

by Anonymousreply 10406/03/2016

Yeah, she definitely hit the wall recently. She doesn't have the kind of money Cher and Madonna have.

On the bright side, she's first in line to portray Hillary Clinton in a biopic.

by Anonymousreply 10506/03/2016

"Carrie"puts her straight into the fountain at the :55 mark, and I love the way she looks at:58

by Anonymousreply 10606/03/2016

Ha! They all look like they're in their 30's.

by Anonymousreply 10706/03/2016

R104 you're missing the subtlety of Morgan

by Anonymousreply 10806/03/2016

R6, what are wire lifts? If you can see them, I would not call the work that good. Tiny scars are one thing, but wire??

by Anonymousreply 10906/04/2016

You make no sense R108.

R106, I forgot Robert Hayes was in that. I was always attracted to him.

by Anonymousreply 11006/05/2016

Morgan Fairchild as a PSYCHO who goes crazy (a la Fatal Attraction) on Search for Tomorrow. Part 1

by Anonymousreply 11106/05/2016

Morgan Fairchild as a PSYCHO who goes crazy (a la Fatal Attraction) on Search for Tomorrow. Part 2

by Anonymousreply 11206/05/2016

I thought it was hilarious how Joey's mother was made out to be so damn ugly

by Anonymousreply 11306/05/2016

Morgan is best as a bitch. I know she doesn't like the stereotype, but she is just an awesome bitch.

Constance was hell on wheels. Beautiful hell on wheels!

by Anonymousreply 11406/05/2016

She's lovely, intelligent and has a handle on social graces. And, yes, she's a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 11506/05/2016

No she's not R115.

I think you just like saying that.

by Anonymousreply 11606/05/2016

How did Morgan Fairchild manage to get herself booked as presenter at the Academy Awards?

She is TV, not film. And back then TV stars were cosidered persona non grata at the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 11706/05/2016

I really don't know. Maybe it's because she was the hot sex symbol at the time.

by Anonymousreply 11806/05/2016

FWIW I heard the Patsy was gay rumors way back in the 70s. So who knows.

by Anonymousreply 11906/05/2016

You get "one good facelift" in your early 40's afterwards you "stay out of the sun,wear hats,drink alot of water,and moisterize your skin' When i had my car accident in Southern California on the PCH(drunk rammed my car,plastic surgery).a"very Good DR" told me he will fix it all.I asked him to :make me look normal.I scared my children for awhile but it all worked out, I'm 55 yrs old,and I look Fucking great. I'm aging well(no botox) and I have a driver for the evil PCH and driving in LA(that I never do)

by Anonymousreply 12006/05/2016

I sat on her face and she liked it.

by Anonymousreply 12106/05/2016

And I've been calling her moonchild.

by Anonymousreply 12202/09/2017

Poor Morgan. She's now doing daytime television ads for Their other celebrity endorser is Erik Estrada.

by Anonymousreply 12302/17/2017

What's wrong with her voice?

by Anonymousreply 12402/17/2017

Yep. Excellent plastic surgery. She and Jane Fonda must go to the same guy.

Saw a preview of the white trash soap opera Tyler Perry is producing. Heather Locklear looks like complete and total shit. Lots of liquor and bad plastic surgery really is a tragic combination.

by Anonymousreply 12502/17/2017

How does she look so good? She's Racine!

by Anonymousreply 12603/26/2017

Aquarius perfection at it's most beautiful.

Morgan Fairchild. Back in the 80's my friend Mike would rave about Morgan Fairchild...I had no idea who she was. When he showed me, I was blown away by her beauty. I was closeted then (so was my BF Mike). I introduced Mike to another 80's stunner, my ideal at the time, Brooke Shields. He was as blown away by Brooke as I had been by Morgan. Not too many chicks could steal a masculine men's name like Morgan, and make it their OWN.

by Anonymousreply 12703/26/2017
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