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The Big Ass Thread

Do you have a big ass? Do you try to downplay it or highlight it? I've had a big ass my entire life. I always have to wear a belt because my waist is size 32, but my ass is a 34.

Have you found pants that cater to our unique problem? Or do you have to get everything specially tailored?

Let's share our stories of dealing with a big ass.

by Anonymousreply 8708/30/2015

I need curvy fit jeans.

by Anonymousreply 110/11/2011

I have a big ass, but then again I have big tits too.

by Anonymousreply 210/11/2011

C'mon everyone, we can't disappoint the OP who's predicting this thread will exceed 600 posts.

by Anonymousreply 310/11/2011

Yeah big ass and a guy here. So i always have that weird gap above my ass. It helps if i wear my jeans lower.

by Anonymousreply 410/11/2011

Hey, I make my living off of my big ass!

by Anonymousreply 610/11/2011

Why did you send me to this thread?

by Anonymousreply 710/11/2011

Me too!

by Anonymousreply 810/11/2011

Cuz I'm on display, on display, on display...

Each and every day, every day, every day...

by Anonymousreply 910/11/2011

OP, please post a photo of your enormous ass, for verification.


by Anonymousreply 1010/11/2011

Levis jeans will actually fit, if you have bot already discovered.

by Anonymousreply 1110/11/2011

I have a HUGE ass and legs. I stand out in every crowd.

I can't help it, I had them when I was two years old. guys who like big asses love me, those who aren't int them aren't into me.

by Anonymousreply 1210/11/2011

Joe Jonas. Paging Joe Jonas

by Anonymousreply 1310/11/2011

Here you go R10

by Anonymousreply 1510/11/2011

That's a beauty, R15!! I assume you're a bottom, because that butt is too good to waste on being a top..

by Anonymousreply 1610/11/2011

Very nice, OP/R15. What's your hip measurement (not your jeans size, 34)?

Please oblige us R12 (Big Bubble Butted Boy) as has the OP. We'd be most grateful and full of praise, I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 1710/11/2011

Damn r15! That's hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 1810/11/2011

DAYUM! I just came in my mouth a little!

by Anonymousreply 1910/11/2011

Finally, R15, someone who put their money where their mouth is! Bravo!!

Speaking of "where my mouth is..."

by Anonymousreply 2010/11/2011

That pic is not op I guarantee it

by Anonymousreply 2110/11/2011

Who care who's ass it is R21!

by Anonymousreply 2210/11/2011

R21, I, for one, don't care whether it is or not. It's very nice and, if it is, it's more than the vast majority of people would do on DL.

by Anonymousreply 2310/11/2011

Up for the morning.

by Anonymousreply 2410/12/2011

R15, you're hot!, but not this hot

by Anonymousreply 2510/12/2011

I hate this thread.

My ass is merely the juncture at which my legs meet in the back. It's not merely flat, but concave. I have to cinch my belt on the very last notch to keep my pants from falling down.

How do I achieve a badonkadonk from less than nothing? Has anybody here done it successfully? In my more desperate moments, I've even fleetingly considered getting pumped with silicone.

by Anonymousreply 2610/12/2011

I'd never have sex with you for one

by Anonymousreply 2710/12/2011

I wonder where he buys pants at

by Anonymousreply 2810/12/2011

R15 I would put my face in that in a hot minute. Very nice.

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2011


by Anonymousreply 3010/12/2011

r25 that is a thing of beauty

by Anonymousreply 3110/12/2011

I'm a les but i'd hit it.

Damn r15 more pics.

by Anonymousreply 3210/13/2011


by Anonymousreply 3302/15/2012

I love seeing big assed men out in public bending over, I think to myself "I want IN"

by Anonymousreply 3408/24/2012

I usually pull my shirt over my butt to hide it a little and wear my jeans lower than my waist.

by Anonymousreply 3508/24/2012

A big ass can be good or very bad. A fit, tight, round, muscular big ass that looks like a basketball is hot. Hockey players, football players, and baseball players have hot big asses. The other type is not hot.

by Anonymousreply 3608/24/2012

What kind of ass are we talking about here? Sidney Crosby, hot muscular ass - or, obese, fat, yet flat, just back and legs ass.

by Anonymousreply 3708/24/2012

I used to have a smaller, flatter ass, but as a top, every time I get a piece of a guy's ass it's like eating chocolate, it all goes to my butt. If I keep plundering men's bottoms this way I'll soon have an ass that looks like Cal Ripken's. Now you know where all the guys with flat asses have been...

by Anonymousreply 3808/25/2012

r12, can I spank you? R36, do you think that is the reason why football players, baseball players and even hockey players smack each other on the ass sometimes?

by Anonymousreply 3908/25/2012

A big ass thread, in turn, calls for a Spanking/Paddling thread.

by Anonymousreply 4008/25/2012

I'm a big guy with a huge ass. Guys who like me ove my enormous ass. Those who don't just ignore me, which is fine

by Anonymousreply 4108/25/2012

Hottie OP, you have a beautiful ass that I'd like to tongue-fuck and then cock-fuck. But I'm sorry to say we need additional pictures for verificatia. Please post more, preferably some side shots as well as some spread-cheek pics. OK with us too if a few show your balls and/or cock.

by Anonymousreply 4208/25/2012

There is nothing better than a guy with an ample behind who is ok with dressing up in uniforms. Mailman, baseball player, cop, cowboy, doctor in scrubs, hunter in camis--all of that drives me abso-fuckin-lutely nuts! A guy with a nice ass dressed up in a uniform into getting spanked and fucked will have his ass demolished by me.

by Anonymousreply 4308/25/2012

I'm a cunt about my ass--if I see a guy with an ass as nice and big as mine I get jealous and envious. But dick size doesn't bother me, if a guy's dick is bigger than mine I don't care.

A Mexican guy I worked with told me they have a saying that if a guy has a big, round ass his dick will be small, if he has a flat, small ass, his dick will be big and long (verga, masaquata were the terms used for a bigger dick). Now, some questions: generally speaking, do most men have smaller, flatter behinds? Is it a racial thing(I have always heard black men have bigger butts--which I think may be a fallacy, Asians the flattest and whites somewhere in the middle)? Do men compare their butts with those of other men the way women sometimes supposedly do?

by Anonymousreply 4408/25/2012

This is a PS to post 44--if there are any cops out there, and you know who you are, is there a conscious effort among some who show a nice, bulging ass in a uniform to show it off as a kind of superiority thing? I have noticed that some cops have a certain stride if they have big butts as if to show off their bottoms sort of like how some women like to bounce their bottoms while they walk.

by Anonymousreply 4508/25/2012

r44, you sound astoundingly shallow.

by Anonymousreply 4608/26/2012

Your point being what, r46? Or can I assume you are a cop?

by Anonymousreply 4708/26/2012

this thread needs more pics. hot pics.

by Anonymousreply 4809/03/2012


by Anonymousreply 4909/08/2012

I need to see more asses!

by Anonymousreply 5010/11/2012

Whatever happened to Vinnie d'Angelo?

by Anonymousreply 5110/11/2012


by Anonymousreply 5206/14/2014

I've got a huge ass, I did when I was 16. I've always gotten comments in it

Thank goodness I like to bottom

by Anonymousreply 5306/15/2014


If you're into white guys with huge butts, check him out:

He's done some pron movies under the name Mathieu Lafitte.

by Anonymousreply 5410/10/2014

Thank goodness for huge asses

by Anonymousreply 5510/10/2014


by Anonymousreply 5610/17/2014

Oscar Isaac. Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 5710/17/2014

This is not fair.

by Anonymousreply 5810/17/2014


by Anonymousreply 5910/18/2014

R56 R58 omg

who's Oscar Isaac again?

by Anonymousreply 6010/18/2014

crazy cakes

by Anonymousreply 6110/19/2014

beautiful thick ass

by Anonymousreply 6210/19/2014

As a top I LOVE big asses. It's the second thing I notice, after a cute face. All you big assed bottoms out there, THANK GOD for you all.

by Anonymousreply 6310/19/2014

yes thick dudes with big thighs and asses are my thing, and if you have a pretty face you are like kryptonite. I like really fatty asses that jiggle and sit up in my lap

by Anonymousreply 6410/19/2014

[quote] yes thick dudes with big thighs and asses are my thing, and if you have a pretty face you are like kryptonite. I like really fatty asses that jiggle and sit up in my lap

I'm totally with you, R64, especially on smooth white guys because they're so rare.

by Anonymousreply 6510/19/2014

Phat white ass getting smashed

by Anonymousreply 6610/19/2014

As a fat-assed person of whiteness, I've been told I have a luscious ass by a few dozen black guys.

Yeah, the thighs go with the ass and, yeah, the stretch marks go with the package.

by Anonymousreply 6710/19/2014

r67, you should share pics of that luscious ass with us!

Us brothas know how to admire a healthy, well fed butt, unlike some of our white counterparts

Oh yeah and stretch marks are a favorite of mine :)

by Anonymousreply 6810/19/2014

This thread has turned out to be pretty hot!

by Anonymousreply 6910/21/2014

Quite, R69.

by Anonymousreply 7010/21/2014

Speak for yourself, R71, as we all do.

by Anonymousreply 7210/21/2014

I think r71 was speaking for everyone with a sense of taste.

by Anonymousreply 7310/21/2014

You think 34 is a big ass?

by Anonymousreply 7410/21/2014

Please rephrase that in the form of a coherent sentence, R74.

by Anonymousreply 7510/21/2014

Has Oscar Isaac ever shown his ass in any of his roles?

by Anonymousreply 7610/23/2014

The ass is the sexiest part of the male form.

by Anonymousreply 7710/23/2014


by Anonymousreply 7810/26/2014

Hot, r78!

by Anonymousreply 7910/27/2014

Damn I want a big muscle ass to sit on my face -- NOW!

by Anonymousreply 8010/27/2014

Bump in honor of nice big, thick asses!

by Anonymousreply 8110/29/2014

I never knew I had a big one until I came here. I'm a skinny guy (135-140lbs) with a 28" waist and 36" hips.

by Anonymousreply 8210/30/2014

r82 post a pic!! :)

by Anonymousreply 8310/30/2014


by Anonymousreply 8402/22/2015

I have a hot big ass

by Anonymousreply 8508/16/2015

I like those big ghetto bootys

by Anonymousreply 8608/16/2015


by Anonymousreply 8708/30/2015
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