The Big Ass Thread
Do you have a big ass? Do you try to downplay it or highlight it? I've had a big ass my entire life. I always have to wear a belt because my waist is size 32, but my ass is a 34.
Have you found pants that cater to our unique problem? Or do you have to get everything specially tailored?
Let's share our stories of dealing with a big ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||08/30/2015|
I have a big ass, but then again I have big tits too.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/11/2011|
C'mon everyone, we can't disappoint the OP who's predicting this thread will exceed 600 posts.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/11/2011|
Yeah big ass and a guy here. So i always have that weird gap above my ass. It helps if i wear my jeans lower.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/11/2011|
R2, same here, ok, maybe slightly chubby.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/11/2011|
Hey, I make my living off of my big ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/11/2011|
Why did you send me to this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/11/2011|
Cuz I'm on display, on display, on display...
Each and every day, every day, every day...
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/11/2011|
OP, please post a photo of your enormous ass, for verification.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/11/2011|
Levis jeans will actually fit, if you have bot already discovered.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/11/2011|
I have a HUGE ass and legs. I stand out in every crowd.
I can't help it, I had them when I was two years old. guys who like big asses love me, those who aren't int them aren't into me.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/11/2011|
Joe Jonas. Paging Joe Jonas
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/11/2011|
I have big balls
therefore i produce lots of baby batter aka cum
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/11/2011|
That's a beauty, R15!! I assume you're a bottom, because that butt is too good to waste on being a top..
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/11/2011|
Very nice, OP/R15. What's your hip measurement (not your jeans size, 34)?
Please oblige us R12 (Big Bubble Butted Boy) as has the OP. We'd be most grateful and full of praise, I'm sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/11/2011|
Damn r15! That's hot as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/11/2011|
DAYUM! I just came in my mouth a little!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/11/2011|
Finally, R15, someone who put their money where their mouth is! Bravo!!
Speaking of "where my mouth is..."
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/11/2011|
That pic is not op I guarantee it
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/11/2011|
Who care who's ass it is R21!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/11/2011|
R21, I, for one, don't care whether it is or not. It's very nice and, if it is, it's more than the vast majority of people would do on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/11/2011|
R15, you're hot!, but not this hot
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/12/2011|
I hate this thread.
My ass is merely the juncture at which my legs meet in the back. It's not merely flat, but concave. I have to cinch my belt on the very last notch to keep my pants from falling down.
How do I achieve a badonkadonk from less than nothing? Has anybody here done it successfully? In my more desperate moments, I've even fleetingly considered getting pumped with silicone.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/12/2011|
I'd never have sex with you for one
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/12/2011|
I wonder where he buys pants at
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/12/2011|
R15 I would put my face in that in a hot minute. Very nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/12/2011|
r25 that is a thing of beauty
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/12/2011|
I'm a les but i'd hit it.
Damn r15 more pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/12/2011|
I love seeing big assed men out in public bending over, I think to myself "I want IN"
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/23/2012|
I usually pull my shirt over my butt to hide it a little and wear my jeans lower than my waist.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/24/2012|
A big ass can be good or very bad. A fit, tight, round, muscular big ass that looks like a basketball is hot. Hockey players, football players, and baseball players have hot big asses. The other type is not hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/24/2012|
What kind of ass are we talking about here? Sidney Crosby, hot muscular ass - or, obese, fat, yet flat, just back and legs ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/24/2012|
I used to have a smaller, flatter ass, but as a top, every time I get a piece of a guy's ass it's like eating chocolate, it all goes to my butt. If I keep plundering men's bottoms this way I'll soon have an ass that looks like Cal Ripken's. Now you know where all the guys with flat asses have been...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/24/2012|
r12, can I spank you? R36, do you think that is the reason why football players, baseball players and even hockey players smack each other on the ass sometimes?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/25/2012|
A big ass thread, in turn, calls for a Spanking/Paddling thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/25/2012|
I'm a big guy with a huge ass. Guys who like me ove my enormous ass. Those who don't just ignore me, which is fine
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/25/2012|
Hottie OP, you have a beautiful ass that I'd like to tongue-fuck and then cock-fuck. But I'm sorry to say we need additional pictures for verificatia. Please post more, preferably some side shots as well as some spread-cheek pics. OK with us too if a few show your balls and/or cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/25/2012|
There is nothing better than a guy with an ample behind who is ok with dressing up in uniforms. Mailman, baseball player, cop, cowboy, doctor in scrubs, hunter in camis--all of that drives me abso-fuckin-lutely nuts! A guy with a nice ass dressed up in a uniform into getting spanked and fucked will have his ass demolished by me.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/25/2012|
I'm a cunt about my ass--if I see a guy with an ass as nice and big as mine I get jealous and envious. But dick size doesn't bother me, if a guy's dick is bigger than mine I don't care.
A Mexican guy I worked with told me they have a saying that if a guy has a big, round ass his dick will be small, if he has a flat, small ass, his dick will be big and long (verga, masaquata were the terms used for a bigger dick). Now, some questions: generally speaking, do most men have smaller, flatter behinds? Is it a racial thing(I have always heard black men have bigger butts--which I think may be a fallacy, Asians the flattest and whites somewhere in the middle)? Do men compare their butts with those of other men the way women sometimes supposedly do?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/25/2012|
This is a PS to post 44--if there are any cops out there, and you know who you are, is there a conscious effort among some who show a nice, bulging ass in a uniform to show it off as a kind of superiority thing? I have noticed that some cops have a certain stride if they have big butts as if to show off their bottoms sort of like how some women like to bounce their bottoms while they walk.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/25/2012|
r44, you sound astoundingly shallow.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/26/2012|
Your point being what, r46? Or can I assume you are a cop?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/26/2012|
this thread needs more pics. hot pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/03/2012|
I need to see more asses!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/10/2012|
Whatever happened to Vinnie d'Angelo?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/11/2012|
I've got a huge ass, I did when I was 16. I've always gotten comments in it
Thank goodness I like to bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/14/2014|
If you're into white guys with huge butts, check him out:
He's done some pron movies under the name Mathieu Lafitte.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/10/2014|
Thank goodness for huge asses
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/10/2014|
As a top I LOVE big asses. It's the second thing I notice, after a cute face. All you big assed bottoms out there, THANK GOD for you all.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/19/2014|
yes thick dudes with big thighs and asses are my thing, and if you have a pretty face you are like kryptonite. I like really fatty asses that jiggle and sit up in my lap
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/19/2014|
[quote] yes thick dudes with big thighs and asses are my thing, and if you have a pretty face you are like kryptonite. I like really fatty asses that jiggle and sit up in my lap
I'm totally with you, R64, especially on smooth white guys because they're so rare.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/19/2014|
Phat white ass getting smashed
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/19/2014|
As a fat-assed person of whiteness, I've been told I have a luscious ass by a few dozen black guys.
Yeah, the thighs go with the ass and, yeah, the stretch marks go with the package.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/19/2014|
r67, you should share pics of that luscious ass with us!
Us brothas know how to admire a healthy, well fed butt, unlike some of our white counterparts
Oh yeah and stretch marks are a favorite of mine :)
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/19/2014|
This thread has turned out to be pretty hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/21/2014|
Speak for yourself, R71, as we all do.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/21/2014|
I think r71 was speaking for everyone with a sense of taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/21/2014|
You think 34 is a big ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/21/2014|
Please rephrase that in the form of a coherent sentence, R74.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/21/2014|
Has Oscar Isaac ever shown his ass in any of his roles?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/23/2014|
The ass is the sexiest part of the male form.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/23/2014|
Damn I want a big muscle ass to sit on my face -- NOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/27/2014|
Bump in honor of nice big, thick asses!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/29/2014|
I never knew I had a big one until I came here. I'm a skinny guy (135-140lbs) with a 28" waist and 36" hips.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/29/2014|
I like those big ghetto bootys
|by Anonymous||reply 86||08/16/2015|