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Beyoncé’s prosthetic baby bump folds and collapses on tv!!!

Tweets are talking about Beyoncé’s prosthetic baby bump on last night’s Sunday Night HD. At first we couldn’t believe that she would actually wear her prosthetic on a show with HD — high definition — in the show’s title. But you know what they say about narcissists who think they are smarter than everyone else around them. So there was Bey sitting down on the set — and there was her prosthetic baby bump, folding, crumpling and collapsing in full, vibrant high definition! Luckily, the prosthetic is that memory foam type that bounced right back into shape. Rumor has it that Beyoncé is wearing a fake prosthetic while her unknown surrogate carries her baby to term.

by Anonymousreply 23405/22/2013

CHRIST ON THE CROSS!!! That shit is FUNNY! WHat is this dumb box of hair thinking? Her agent must be panicking. Is it still her dipshit father? Too funny

by Anonymousreply 110/10/2011

I literally NEED for this story to be true.

by Anonymousreply 210/10/2011


by Anonymousreply 310/10/2011

That's IT? I watched the whole fucking video expecting to see the damn thing cave in.

Buncha' drama queens.

I did notice however (at the 7:30 mark in the video) she is STUNNUNG without make up. Really gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 410/10/2011

Who my baby mama?

by Anonymousreply 510/10/2011

Um, R4? It did cave in.

by Anonymousreply 610/10/2011

Maybe a dingo ate it?

by Anonymousreply 710/10/2011

Beyonce is not going to risk turning into a fat black mama. Surrogate all the way.

by Anonymousreply 810/10/2011

R4: She be PURTY so she GOTTA be PREGUNT!!!!

by Anonymousreply 910/10/2011 THIS is going to be good!!!!

Ooooh, gurl. GET HER!

by Anonymousreply 1010/10/2011

That bump folded in like a four day old New Years balloon.

by Anonymousreply 1110/10/2011

Why would she wear one?

by Anonymousreply 1210/10/2011

That's too funny!

by Anonymousreply 1310/10/2011

I be foolin' errybody wif dis bump!

by Anonymousreply 1410/10/2011

Bitch can't wipe her ass without a publicist filming her crack.

by Anonymousreply 1510/10/2011 she really pregnant or what? Why would she fake this? Just for the publicity? Was she planning to pass off some adopted baby as her own? Surrogacy? Was it all just an epic publicity stunt? If so, kudos to the publicist who thought of it.

by Anonymousreply 1610/10/2011

One theory is that her bump is not that big but she's wearing a pad or pillow to enhance and make it bigger because it gets more attention. Famewhore to the max.

by Anonymousreply 1710/10/2011

LMAO @ that gif of Kelly Rowland at the top of that post!

Sandra Rose has called out this fake pregnancy since she announced it!

by Anonymousreply 1810/10/2011

There are photos of her in a bikini and she's clearly pregnant. People are idiots!

by Anonymousreply 1910/10/2011

r4 = Mama Tina

by Anonymousreply 2010/10/2011

R4, she's had an enormous amount of work done.

Also, this does confirm that celebrities do indeed fake pregnancies.

by Anonymousreply 2110/10/2011

This unfortunate girl, who started so innocently with her own prosthetic hump, will be lookin' at hard time.

by Anonymousreply 2210/10/2011

Look at her face here. She knows she screwed up big!

by Anonymousreply 2310/10/2011

R19, how about you actually link it for us, since we're idiots?

by Anonymousreply 2410/10/2011

I was pregnant eons ago but I don't remember my belly doing that. I couldn't even bend over when I was that size and my bump did not fold in half. Bitch is faking it.

by Anonymousreply 2510/10/2011

Fuck off racist fag @ r14

by Anonymousreply 2610/10/2011

It's definitely a fake! The BUSTED look on her face is evidence that our eyes aren't just playing tricks on us.

by Anonymousreply 2710/10/2011

If she is pregnat she is def. adding to tthe bump for attention. I heard she wanted it to be more drmatic at the mtv awards

by Anonymousreply 2810/10/2011

Beyonce in a bikini:

by Anonymousreply 2910/10/2011

She really, truly, honestly is very, very, extremely pregnant. This happens from time to time. It happened to me an average of two and a half times a day.

by Anonymousreply 3010/10/2011

The bikini pic looks like she just ate a big Mexican meal. NOT a baby bump.

by Anonymousreply 3110/10/2011

Jayze or whatever the hell his name is is UGLY.

by Anonymousreply 3210/10/2011

It looks like the fabric of the dress folded.

by Anonymousreply 3310/10/2011

......What? ...Oh that thing? was just a hunk of cheese.

by Anonymousreply 3410/10/2011

r16, that is actually how Beyonce really talks.

by Anonymousreply 3510/10/2011

At least the prosthetic bump won't become a felon.

by Anonymousreply 3610/10/2011

At least we know it won't be a failure in life like you, R36. You have nothing but your hate. Congratulations.

by Anonymousreply 3710/10/2011

I saw Beyonce recently (in the tabloids) wearing a bikini, and she was clearly pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 3810/10/2011

The entire nature of celebrity is fake, filled to the brim with lies and illusions. And there are far bigger things being pulled on us than fake pregnancies.

by Anonymousreply 3910/10/2011

You gullible fools who insist she looked pregnant with the bikini need to waddle your asses to the mirror and stick your gut out long enough for a picture to be taken.

She was doing photo ops, with her absurd hair piled up like she stole every wig from Cleopatra's Domain of Shag and went at them with a pinking shears, and she stood there and popped her belly out for the cameras to look pregnant. You can see it's strained and pushed out.

The foam in that video on the OP's post is not a fake.

You just always stand by the trash because you can't stand the thought that you've been played like the fools you are. She's a skeevy, deceiving piece of shit married to a dog. His phony "We's having a baby????" while she rubbed her belly like she was in a porno was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 4010/10/2011

I guess having babies is fashionable now. If they aren't faking pregnancies they are adopting. Speaking of adoptions little Louis Bullock is adorable and he was actually caught smiling.

by Anonymousreply 4110/10/2011

are you out of your fucking mind, R40? talk about an overreaction! she looks pregnant to me, and I definitely know what pregnant is.

I don't waddle, I work out.

you are unhinged.

by Anonymousreply 4210/10/2011

Link to that video, r40?

by Anonymousreply 4310/10/2011

This is huge(not that Beyonce is important, but it's such a revealing slip up about celebrities in general). Spam this story everywhere you can think of! Tell everyone you know about it!

by Anonymousreply 4410/10/2011

Mary! OH MY!

by Anonymousreply 4510/10/2011

I don't understand why she would lie about being pregnant? Celebrities use surrogates all the time, it certainly isn't anything to be ashamed of.

by Anonymousreply 4610/10/2011

I don't think she's faking, but rather enhancing for dramatic affect. Basically, she's pregnant, without an impressive bump.

by Anonymousreply 4710/10/2011

R46 it's fine if you can't conceive however I think most of the Hollywood crowd do it to avoid getting fat and losing their figure. In some cases I think they have eating disorders preventing pregnancy but they don't want to deal with their issues.

by Anonymousreply 4810/11/2011

The only reason I can think of for faking a pregnancy is if

1. The husband is expecting a biological child with someone else and he plans to raise it with his wife as theirs.

2. It is 1953 and 15 yr old Jane's parents are going to raise her child as their own.

3. It is an episode of Y&R.

None of these seem feasible. She must be pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 4910/11/2011

She has to pregnant. Like people mentioned earlier she clearly wore a dress that accentuated her baby bump. Her breast are too GINORMOUS for her not to be/have been pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 5010/11/2011

R48 I realize why people use surrogates, what I don't understand is why lie about it? Nicole Kidman used a surrogate, Sarah Jessica Parker used a surrogate, etc. No one cared.

by Anonymousreply 5110/11/2011

i am with the poster who said she couldn't bend over when her "bump" was that big. when you've got a mass of tissue in your mid-section, you squat down to pick things up. you don't bend over.

by Anonymousreply 5210/11/2011

R51, it wouldn't fit in with the fairytale life Beyonce is trying to spin.

by Anonymousreply 5310/11/2011

I like the theory that she just ate a big meal when the bikini photos were taken.

by Anonymousreply 5410/11/2011

I didn't see a collapse anywhere in that video

by Anonymousreply 5510/11/2011

Her baby will never be president!

by Anonymousreply 5610/11/2011

And here she was hoping to be back in top shape 6 weeks post-delivery. Easiest recovery EVER.

She's a fraud.

by Anonymousreply 5710/11/2011

It's at the beginning when she first comes in and sits down. Look again R55.

by Anonymousreply 5810/11/2011

R40 You don't get out much do you?

by Anonymousreply 5910/11/2011

Sometimes baby bumps do that! It happened to me all the time during my 100% authentic non-staged pregnancy.

by Anonymousreply 6010/11/2011

[quote]I didn't see a collapse anywhere in that video

It starts at about 0:55 on the video.

by Anonymousreply 6110/11/2011

The bump in the beach pics is a prosthetic. Why else, but to cover up the edges, would anyone wear such a godawful cake paper bikini?

by Anonymousreply 6210/11/2011

R21, link to the "work done," please.

by Anonymousreply 6310/11/2011

Wow, some of you are insane.

At least now I know where the term "jealous queen" comes from.

by Anonymousreply 6410/11/2011

She doesn't look pregnant in those bikini pics. That doesn't look like a "baby bump." That unflattering bikini makes her look larger and who knows what else she did to make her belly pooch out a little, but she definitely does not look pregnant. And that video is incredible; no pregnant woman's belly "folds" like that. A pregnant woman's abdomen is well-defined and substantial; it's not "squishy" and pliable unless maybe the mother is quite overweight. Just what kind of craziness is this?

by Anonymousreply 6510/11/2011

[quote]she's had an enormous amount of work done

I'm no fan, but she has *always* looked that beautiful, since she was a kid at HSPVA in Houston.

by Anonymousreply 6610/11/2011

[quote]I don't understand why she would lie about being pregnant? Celebrities use surrogates all the time, it certainly isn't anything to be ashamed of.

Because she's a narcissistic bitch like most celebs and thinks she can fool the plebes?

I think she simply doesn't want to "get fat" and ruin her figure.

by Anonymousreply 6710/11/2011

Very interesting comments from pregnant women over at Dlisted. They all think it's a prosthetic belly. I know some of you hate that website but just sayin', if you care for their perspective.

by Anonymousreply 6810/11/2011

Here are better pics

by Anonymousreply 6910/11/2011

She has had work done. Not much on her face (possible nose job?) but the ones we really know of is a lot of lipo suction. She's naturally a little heavier so she's done lipo on stomach, legs, thighs, etc to give her more definition. Her legs still look hideous with the lipo thus maybe she just needs to give up on that one.

by Anonymousreply 7010/11/2011

I thought that bikini photo looked odd when I saw it when it first came out. Why does she have diagonal "ab" lines on her stomach? I've never seen a pregnant belly that looks like that.

by Anonymousreply 7110/11/2011

I never heard a single Beyonce song in my life.

by Anonymousreply 7210/11/2011

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by Anonymousreply 7310/11/2011

The belly in the red dress in noticeably bigger than the bikini shot. If she's pregnant she is padding her belly. I wouldn't be surprised at all if she is faking it and has a surrogate. She doesn't want to lose her looks because god knows she can't sing for shit.

by Anonymousreply 7410/11/2011

Yes I know gay men can be parents and I know lesbians who have had children post here........but sorry....most of these posts by gay men who have had absolutely NO familiarity with a woman's body - especially a pregant woman's body - is hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 7510/11/2011

here's the freeze frame pic from dlisted. Bitch is faking. That's seriously fucked up. Imagine someone in your office or at your gym faking a fucking pregnancy? You'd think she belonged in a mental institution and she probably would.

by Anonymousreply 7610/11/2011

r75 even the gayest gay in gayland can see it's fake. A real pregnancy belly is harder and tighter to protect a fetus. A belly like hers would have a fetus dropped at the slightest touch of the belly. It's just logic.

by Anonymousreply 7710/11/2011

Wow. Just wow. And when folks refuse to believe their own eyes (it's a fake bump)...even more WOW

by Anonymousreply 7810/11/2011

Mamma!!! Please....let me OUTTTT!!!! I won't tell anyone, I promise!!!

by Anonymousreply 7910/11/2011

I don't see a conspiracy here honestly. She's wearing a fitted dress (for her bump) and when she bends forward the excess fabric juts out like you see in the photos. Seems more plausible to me.

by Anonymousreply 8010/11/2011

What is R78 trying to say?

by Anonymousreply 8110/11/2011

r66, she's a bleacher and that's in addition to her nose job. I wouldn't call it a lot of work though. But, she's loves to get her videos airbrushed to the max. I have smooth armpits, they've never looked like a cloud though.

by Anonymousreply 8210/11/2011

My souffle collapsed!

by Anonymousreply 8310/11/2011

Those "ginormous" breasts don't look any realer than the "bump."

by Anonymousreply 8410/11/2011

[quote]Fuck off racist fag @ [R14]

How do you even know r14 is a fag. R14 could be a straight wymon.

by Anonymousreply 8510/11/2011

That's just sooo weird. No way would a natural baby bump fold like that.

You have to feel sorry for peeps like her - she'll do anything but ruin her figure and stretch her vagina.....

*rolls eyes*


by Anonymousreply 8610/11/2011

Did anyone notice on the DVD after folding and flattening the bump actually seems to zap right out as she sits down, a bit like the chestburster. She also walks self-consciously into the studio as if the whole thing is somehow going to drop out.

Very very odd. The whole advertising the baby bump on MTV or whatever it was with Jay-Z gurning in the crowd with his homeboys whooping it up was acutely embarrassing as well. Oh wow, we TRENDED on Twitter. Pfft.

by Anonymousreply 8710/11/2011

I would expect some major follow up from this.

Beyonce's publicists must be diving for the damage control scripts as the world turns/tweets/trends...

by Anonymousreply 8810/11/2011

Has anyone considered it might be less about self-adultation and just that she might not be able to have conceive naturally?

Just a thought.

by Anonymousreply 8910/11/2011

R89, there is nothing wrong with being unable to conceive naturally unless you wear a pillow in public to create the impression that you have conceived naturally. That is an act of fraud.

by Anonymousreply 9010/11/2011

It is always problematic when Beyonce speaks.

She is highly annoying to listen to - R14's imitation is not that far off.

by Anonymousreply 9110/11/2011

So all of this is to: A. Further the lie that JK's straight and B. She'll write a How To Lose Your Baby Weight book when she's seen looking oh so fab within 1month of giving birth. When in reality a surrogate gave birth to the test tube kid. BEYONCE is far too vain to give birth, gain weight, etc. She's just as vile as Tommy girl.

by Anonymousreply 9210/11/2011

Finally....Beyonce's camp speaks up.

by Anonymousreply 9310/11/2011

r89, no, it has more to do with sheer unadulterated narcissism. Millions of women are unable to conceive, but they do not resort to such psychotic over-the-top attempts to give the impression they are pregnant. Unless they live in Llanview, Pine Valley, Springfield, Oakdale or Genoa City.

We are living in a reality show world - nothing that is real is really real.

by Anonymousreply 9410/11/2011

It's not a fake folding baby?

Strange as I heard a rumour she'd going to call it Origami.


by Anonymousreply 9510/11/2011

PS. I was laughing so much my typing went wrongey!

by Anonymousreply 9610/11/2011

Haha! - UK paper has picked it up.

by Anonymousreply 9710/11/2011

Jeez Lucy. You don't add anything to the threads. Just such a waste of cyberspace

by Anonymousreply 9810/11/2011

Fuck me R98 - and you think your dweeb post above just did?

You hypocritical cunt.


by Anonymousreply 9910/11/2011

Is Lucy J also TheThoughtfulCritic?

They sound alike.

Both very annoying.

by Anonymousreply 10010/11/2011

I wonder if Gwyneth will drop her like a bad habit?

by Anonymousreply 10110/11/2011

Fetus Beard Gone Wild!

by Anonymousreply 10210/11/2011

The Baffling Baggage of Beyonce's Baby Bump.

by Anonymousreply 10310/11/2011

I think so, r100. I think LucyJ is quite a few of the trolls on here.

by Anonymousreply 10410/11/2011

I think using the word 'troll' is ridiculous and asinine, but I do think Lucy J is probably TheThoughtfulCritic who is vacuous and highly annoying.

by Anonymousreply 10510/11/2011

I don't doubt it but Beyonce is so important, no real entertainment news show will mention it. Why can't she just say she had someone else carry her child? It's what motherfucking rich people do...then they have 12 nannies raise the kids. That's life as we know it for the rich.

by Anonymousreply 10610/11/2011

"when she bends forward the excess fabric juts out"

Pregnant women do not sit down like that - first of all, your internal organs are already squished and if you bend FORWARD like that your bladder might decide to let go! Or you might at least expel a huge fart. Pregnant women sit down by keeping their backs straight, supporting their weight with their arms, and lowering their bodies into a seated position.

A pregnant womn also does not clutch her baby bump as though it could just suddenly fall off and slither down her leg.

Those photos of her in the bikini are just....strange. She looks like she's arching her back to make her midsection stick out further.

by Anonymousreply 10710/11/2011

My guess is Solange is knocked up again and being that she already has one kid from a previous teen pregnancy, Beyonce is 'pregnant' and will 'give birth' to that child because Tina is too old to pass off as pregnant. Makes sense that they'd do this; Kelly Rowland is supposedly Beyonce's half sister and the love child of Matthew Knowles's affair with another woman.

by Anonymousreply 10810/11/2011

R78, you nailed it. It is ABSOLUTELY UNDENIABLE.

by Anonymousreply 10910/11/2011

Nose job, skin whitening, and hair, for starters. Yes, she's had a lot done.

by Anonymousreply 11010/11/2011

R68, the pregnant women are right. What we saw visually happen cannot happen with pregnant women.

by Anonymousreply 11110/11/2011

R80, when she bends over her stomach only partly juts out because most of it deflates! That would be impossible if she were pregnant, that is no excess fabric of a fitted dress falling away from her stomach!

R82, you are correct. Her videos and pictures have a lot of airbrushing done one them.

by Anonymousreply 11210/11/2011

That really looked weird. Obviously not a real baby bump and no, you probably wouldn't bend over that way, except she is a dancer...but no, put a beach ball under your shirt and then see how you pick things up off the floor.

by Anonymousreply 11310/11/2011

Since Katie Holmes got away with her remarkable changing belly...they all think they can get away with it.

by Anonymousreply 11410/11/2011

The only people dumb enough to be fooled by this are probably most of her and Jay-Z's fanbase and all of their family members(if they didn't tell them).

by Anonymousreply 11510/11/2011

I agree with the people saying that pregnant women do not sit down like that.

by Anonymousreply 11610/11/2011

Gay ESL student here. I grew up watching Spanish Soaps with my granny and know what will happen next with all of this...

Let us all just take this to its natural conclusion.

Her fake baby is due on February and that is when the Grammy's are.

So, she will miscarry in December and have the Grammy's be her first public appearance since the miscarriage. You know. She will sing a sad ballad and all of that shit.

by Anonymousreply 11710/11/2011

Let's call Oprah! Oprah will fix everything!

by Anonymousreply 11810/11/2011

[quote] she really pregnant or what? Why would she fake this? Just for the publicity? Was she planning to pass off some adopted baby as her own? Surrogacy? Was it all just an epic publicity stunt? If so, kudos to the publicist who thought of it.

Let's be really honest here.

Beyonce is not fat, but through the hips, thighs and booty, she's thick. If she ever really carried a baby, she'd be the size of a fucking house with baby weight. For a woman whose career is 70% sex appeal and 30% talent, that won't do. There you go.

by Anonymousreply 11910/11/2011

She was obviously watching old episodes of 'Glee' where Mister Shu's wife faked a pregnancy.

How pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 12010/11/2011

That baby better not come out looking like Michael Jackson's kids. The father is black and the mother is half so the child better be as brown as a child with that heritage. I wanted to slap Michael Jackson. He said he wasn't a racist but decides to have white children. Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 12110/11/2011

It won't because the "baby" doesn't exist.

by Anonymousreply 12210/11/2011

I am not a brood mare.

by Anonymousreply 12310/11/2011

She doesn't want the stretch marks and loose pussy, so she's having some other woman carry the baby for her.

by Anonymousreply 12410/11/2011

E! reported on the folded belly on their news ticker. I don't know if they did a story on E! News. I wouldn't put anything past Beyonce since she has done hair commercials with fake wigs on.

by Anonymousreply 12510/11/2011

I don't want a blown-out puss and stretch marks like the baby's host pod, Solange.

by Anonymousreply 12610/11/2011

you people are so dumb

by Anonymousreply 12710/11/2011

She's just got trapped wind in that photo.


by Anonymousreply 12810/11/2011

R127 - look at the way she's standing (back arched, stomach extended) and look at the way that weird bikini bottom is pulled up on the sides and down in the front - that just makes her belly look bigger.

Bet she had just eaten a big Mexican dinner and was plumb full of GAS.

by Anonymousreply 12910/11/2011

Her narcissism is nauseating.

by Anonymousreply 13010/11/2011

And it's not even a real one, R130.

by Anonymousreply 13110/11/2011

She is undoubtedly faking it. The real question is, what other celebrities have faked it in the past (more successfully)?

by Anonymousreply 13210/11/2011

R132 Nicole Kidman for sure.

by Anonymousreply 13310/11/2011

[quote]I wouldn't put anything past Beyonce since she has done hair commercials with fake wigs on.


I'm like, why the fuck is Beyonce doing a fucking Feria commercial like she actually dyes her hair with that shit? She just gets a new weave!

by Anonymousreply 13410/11/2011

Any celebrity that is suspected of faking it should end up having someone unexpectedly but playfully rub their stomachs when at public events. It's pretty common for pregnant women to let people they are friendly with feel their pregnant bellies.

by Anonymousreply 13510/11/2011

Her hair, pre makeover:

by Anonymousreply 13610/11/2011

R117 has it (Hey, amigo). Time for Plan B if the story doesn't go away.

Or she'll have her belly inflated with gas (like in surgery) and she'll pul her top up to "prove" she's preggers - bigger than the phony gut-push-out she did with the bikini on.

But look for a tragic accident, maybe a car accident, and a rush to the hospital, and her going home and suffering a terrible loss there. Boo hoo.

And maybe then a sad but life-affirming Beyo-yo version of "Tears in Heaven" for the awards shows. With her tits out.

by Anonymousreply 13710/11/2011

By the way, there sure are a lot of straight cunts loose on the DL lately. Go away, you misplaced homophobes.

by Anonymousreply 13810/11/2011

Oh dear:

by Anonymousreply 13910/11/2011

I thought she was looking quite large for 5 months along. Most women don't even show until they are about 4 months along...she looks huge for 5 months along and it's her first baby. I didn't show till I was about 6 mo along with my first. Also during the interview after she sat down, she was slumped in her chair and seemed to be covering her belly. Anyone else see this?

by Anonymousreply 14010/11/2011

R139, what is the point of your photo asshole? Not every black woman has kinky hair like that, and even if they did, there is nothing wrong with it.

by Anonymousreply 14110/11/2011

I think she knew the belly was doing something weird.... look at her head while she sits down. she is doubled over with the hair to cover-up whatever is happening.

by Anonymousreply 14210/11/2011

R141, go eat a bowl of pubes.

by Anonymousreply 14310/11/2011

I'm with R141. There sure are some racist losers hiding behind their keyboards on DL. Sexist too.

by Anonymousreply 14410/11/2011

R144, what's wrong with the picture? What about it makes you feel so disgusted? So angry?

by Anonymousreply 14510/11/2011

I hear she is still attached to the Clint Eastwood remake of A Star Is Born with Leonardo DeCaprio. It's suppose to start at the beginning of the year. Maybe she wants everyone to marvel at how 'fast'she lost the weight after her 'pregnancy'. That kind of shit automatically gets you on the cover of People Mag and every other tabloid!

Just my opinion,but I never believed for a minute that she and JZ are intimate. They just don't give off that 'we're a couple'vibe.

by Anonymousreply 14610/11/2011

I'm just not sure. The only thing that makes me wonder is that she is including Memory Foam prosthetic bellies (3/6/9 mos) in her new maternity line.

by Anonymousreply 14710/11/2011

What has the world come to? Fake pregnancies. What's next? Fake marriages?

by Anonymousreply 14810/11/2011

The babies are twins. There is one in each tit. Did you see the size of those bazookas?

by Anonymousreply 14910/11/2011

I'm sure she does whatever Daddy tells her to do. I agree she never seems to be with JZ, even when they are standing right next to each other.

by Anonymousreply 15010/12/2011

Jeez if changing your hair is "work done" nearly every woman on the planet has had "work done."

by Anonymousreply 15110/12/2011

She's one of those very attractive people who has no sexual charisma whatsoever. I can't imagine her fucking anyone and actually enjoying it.

by Anonymousreply 15210/12/2011

If tyo watch her face after the fake belly bends and pops back out, she looks like she's thinking "oh-oh - did anyone see that?" ... then she crosses her leg. Easy movements for a woman who is pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 15310/12/2011

Don't you get lippy with me, Jay-Z!

by Anonymousreply 15410/12/2011

She totally has an "oh shit" look on her face. This is what happens when you wear a non-Scientology approved prosthetic belly.

by Anonymousreply 15510/12/2011

Oh dear:

by Anonymousreply 15610/12/2011

Either that or Nicole Kidman is simply more intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 15710/12/2011

It is, of course, racist to present photographs of people. As they look. Knowing they are being photographed.

And the funny thing is - yes, it is.

See, here on the DL we're ALL CORRECT when it comes to accusing each other of terrible things!

by Anonymousreply 15810/12/2011

Yes, R158. Sometimes the truth is UGLY.

by Anonymousreply 15910/12/2011

Beyonce's publicist responds...

by Anonymousreply 16010/12/2011

If I was only 99% convinced she wasn't pregnant before, now I'm 100% sure.

Fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 16110/12/2011

162 = Barbara, with Sherri living in the next penthouse.

by Anonymousreply 16310/12/2011

Hardly what you say, R162, since Nicole and Katie did the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 16410/12/2011

Fetus beard.

Let's remember that phrase.

I'm sure we'll see more of them in the future.

by Anonymousreply 16510/12/2011

[quote]Hardly what you say, [R162], since Nicole and Katie did the same thing.

That's why she's doing it and thinks she'll get away with it.

by Anonymousreply 16610/12/2011

R162 = Actually, honkies are notorious for this shit.

Beyonce is copying them. Blame whitey, as usual, for starting stupid shit. What a surprise!

by Anonymousreply 16710/12/2011

Fake bump.

by Anonymousreply 16810/12/2011

How tall is Beyonce? And how far along does she claim to be, five months? I have never been pregnant (I am a woman) but over the past two years, no less than 10 of my friends have had babies. I learned a lot from being around them while they were pregnant. One thing I learned: Pregnant women move a lot easier than television and movies had led me to believe. It is not until late in the pregnancy that they start having trouble standing and sitting. So, Beyonce's movements in this video aren't suspicious for a woman who is less than six or seven months pregnant.

Also, women don't start to really show a large bump until around the sixth, even seventh month of pregnancy. This all depends on a woman's height and the amount of weight she gains but I'd say it's a general rule. One friend of mine appeared to be 4 months pregnant, in my estimation, and she was actually 8 months. So what I'm getting at is the size of Beyonce's bump suggests it is fake more so than the way she moves.

I am just being honest here. I don't like Beyonce and especially Jay Z. But I can't tell if her baby bump is really folding or not in this video. It could be the angle of the camera. I can't dismiss that outright. Still, I think the bump is fake, not because I see it folding (I can't tell) but because it appears to be too large for her to be five months pregnant (if she is due in February).

I know that celebrities are, for the most part, fucking nuts (yes, I've known a few). They do weird shit for their own reasons. I was just thinking this same thing about Sandra Bullock adopting that baby and how odd it was (the timing, the race issues, etc). So the fact that a celebrity would fake a pregnancy isn't far-fetched, to me. I just don't know that this video shows what people think it does.

Also, Jay Z pings to me.

by Anonymousreply 16910/12/2011

jesus, this is not a pregnancy website for verbose womenm R169

by Anonymousreply 17010/12/2011

Maybe the business plan called for a pregnancy, hence the fake relationship and baby bump?

"So maybe you've heard that Beyonce is designing a line of maternity clothing. No? Well, now you have. Apparently, if you're a perfectly proportioned superstar and style icon (who has other very-well-paid people pick out your absurdly expensive designer clothes for you), pregnancy is a fabulous fashion opportunity."

by Anonymousreply 17110/13/2011

Who axed you, R169?

by Anonymousreply 17210/13/2011

This thread has really brought out the racists.

by Anonymousreply 17310/14/2011

Beyonce makes me sick anyway. She's about 5 minutes away from disappearing up her own ass anyway. Her empty "empowerment" sloganeering is so fuckin' tiresome. She'll probably release a song about this and it'll go something like, "I PAID YOU, YOU CARRY THE BABY WITH MY MONEY, I MAKE THE MONEY, I'M STRONG! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, HALO."

by Anonymousreply 17410/14/2011

Remember Katie's fake bump? It was always different sizes, etc. She was useless.

by Anonymousreply 17510/14/2011

Miscarriage on Thanksgiving. It will be publicly announced, of course.

Laying low until right before the Grammy's. Random sad pr shots with she and her mother will be sold to only the one media outlet.

Sad ballad to be sung for the Grammy's over in February.

by Anonymousreply 17610/14/2011

How is her latest album doing? Doesn't seem to have caught on like her past efforts.

by Anonymousreply 17710/14/2011

Who rules the foam fetuses? Girls! Who fakes pregnancies for attention? Girls! Whose stomach deflates on TV? Girls! Whose z-list sister carries the actual baby? Girls! Who will pretend to be the actual bio-mom for said baby? Girls!

by Anonymousreply 17810/14/2011

Anyone who fakes a pregnancy is a sociopath. END OF STORY.

by Anonymousreply 17910/14/2011

Blind Item: There’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. If you’re already famous, your public profile skyrockets even higher. You’ve got heat. You get more cover photos, more interview requests, more gossip column inches, more talk show appearances. You can expand your own product lines, as well as shill for products that were previously just out of your childless reach. Because, once you’re seen as a mother, you can add paragon of selflessness and motherhood and traditional family values to your resume. Even if you’re the most vain and selfish human being on the planet.

Yes, there’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. Even if you’re not as pregnant as you’re pretending to be. Even if you’re not pregnant at all. (Blind Gossip)

by Anonymousreply 18010/14/2011

It's all legitimate. Wintergreen reports:

by Anonymousreply 18110/14/2011

[quote]What a nigger move

What a white cunt move

by Anonymousreply 18210/14/2011


by Anonymousreply 18310/14/2011

Jst look at this woman's eyes. She's got them there Craaaazy eyes.

by Anonymousreply 18411/08/2011

She's getting away with a huge sham!!!


by Anonymousreply 18511/08/2011

Maybe Herman Cain will reach up her skirt and find... oh wait, he only likes white women.

by Anonymousreply 18611/09/2011

[quote]She's getting away with a huge sham!!!

She is also getting away with lightening her skin.

by Anonymousreply 18711/10/2011

I am one of the ones that believe the bump is fake for whatever reasons. What I can't understand is why isnt anyone (her mother, her sister other friends and family) schooling her on how to carry herself. This bitch is still walking around in high heels 4 inches or more.

by Anonymousreply 18811/10/2011

Why won't the news services start asking some questions? Perhaps some maid or assisstand should set up a camara that exposes the truth? Why can't these stars be exposed for what they are? Liars and baby buyers.

by Anonymousreply 18911/10/2011

The bump in r183's link doesn't even look quite right.

Perhaps she is actually pregnant, but for some strange reason has accentuated the bump with padding.

by Anonymousreply 19011/10/2011

R186, once you go white you know you got it right.

by Anonymousreply 19111/10/2011

That was my thought, r190. She is making herself look bigger so remind people that she is pregnant, perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 19211/10/2011

This padding argument is a nonsense to me.

It's like people making excuses for her. You either are or are not, pregnant and it don't collapse like a badly-baked cheese flan!

The bottom line is I don't care if this woman is pregnant or not but apparently it seems to offend a lot of people out there at suggestions this looks like a giant con.

Which to me it does.

by Anonymousreply 19311/10/2011

She could have a surrogate - it's all the rage among celebs. But I really do think she's simply making the bump bigger than it actually is.

That bump appeared overnight.

by Anonymousreply 19411/10/2011

Then say you have a surrogate...why the constant lies. Our society is pitiful.

by Anonymousreply 19511/10/2011

r195, it would kill her career if women discovered she was using surrogate (if for the reason that she simply wouldn't carry the baby herself).

by Anonymousreply 19611/10/2011

U people are still nuts, she is pregnant. If you think otherwise u seriously need a reality check and mental evaluation

by Anonymousreply 19711/10/2011

Poof! It's gone (but the 6-in. heels remain).

by Anonymousreply 19811/10/2011

I see Solo, Wheat Tina and a host of other Beyack stans have found this site. Referring to R197

by Anonymousreply 19911/10/2011

What the title of this thread says is truly what happened and that is all there is to it.

Where she is a moron with moron handlers is that they all could have worked on a p.r. campaign of sorts where she could have spoken on issues with fertility. Then, she could have done a sit down interview with Barbara Walters (maybe) and spoke of using a surrogate.

But no! She has to go all Faye Dunaway on everyone!

Fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 20011/10/2011

Where's the baby?

by Anonymousreply 20111/12/2011

Rapidly disappearing baby bump.

It was bigger when she announced in August.

by Anonymousreply 20211/12/2011

What a misleading article.

by Anonymousreply 20311/12/2011

The DailyMail article above states:

But fans can relax as the 30-year-old singer hasn't been living a lie - she just pre-recorded the performance back in the summer.

by Anonymousreply 20411/12/2011

Now she looks like she's 8 months pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 20511/14/2011

R205 Why is there a toddler over on the first pic who is squatting down near her like he is about to take a dump on his diaper?

Social commentary?


What is that?

by Anonymousreply 20611/14/2011

You can not predict when a toddler will take a dunp but if they can find a way to embarrass their parents, they will.

by Anonymousreply 20711/14/2011


The kid found something interesting to see. You can tell an adult is trying to keep him from getting in the way of Beyackie. Personally I was hoping it was Damien from the Omen there to get rid of the lot of them.

by Anonymousreply 20811/14/2011

Isn't she supposed to be due this coming February?? Her belly doesn't look like it's full of even a small, healthy dinner in this pic:

by Anonymousreply 20912/26/2011

When's the prosthetic bump due?

Dumb cunt can't even fake this right.

by Anonymousreply 21012/26/2011

r209 it was so obvious all along that she was faking it all. What a disgusting bitch.

All she had to do was admit from the beginning that she was using a surrogate because she has a problem carrying to term or some other lie. She would have got the public sympathy instead of seeming like the insane, narcissistic loon.

She's going to get away with it inspite of everybody knowing she's faking it, which is disgusting.

If an unknown woman had done this, people would call the police.

by Anonymousreply 21112/26/2011

The photo in R209's link is from a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 21212/26/2011

"Then say you have a surrogate...why the constant lies."


Because Beyonce is just another cheap publicity whore who would do anything to make more money.

"Well, this certainly has been the most incredible pregnancy ever! Bellies growing and shrinking! Breasts swelling and flattening! Prosthetics flopping and popping!

Frankly, all this trickery is exhausting, and hasn’t been nearly as convincing as she hoped it would be. Therefore, Floppy will be keeping a low profile for the next month.

So, she’s not really pregnant, but there will be a baby soon. And Floppy has been very busy behind the scenes shaking that baby money tree! Some money is going out (payments to medical professionals who will swear that they were there for the birth), but much, much more money will be coming in.

She will be making money off of the fake story of the baby’s birth (which will be a C-section for Real Mommy but a “vaginal” delivery for Floppy). And more money off of the baby photos. And the story of how important it is to her that she “breast-feeds” her baby. And the story of how she lost the “baby weight”. And the photos of her “new” body (with no stretch marks!) achieved with grueling workouts and healthy eating. And more stories about how amazingly fast she got back into shape and got back to work. What an incredible woman! Hey, there’s serious money to be made off of this baby, and you can be sure that Floppy will “milk” it for all it’s worth."

by Anonymousreply 21312/26/2011

r209, let's not use a photo from 2008.

by Anonymousreply 21412/26/2011

r211= complete idiot.

by Anonymousreply 21512/26/2011

The folding baby bump pictures are too much! I took another look at them, no fucking way that's a real belly.

by Anonymousreply 21612/26/2011

Beyonce is too valuable to Corporate Media for anyone else working for Corporate Media to expose her fake pregnancy.

by Anonymousreply 21712/26/2011

When is the foam "baby" due?

by Anonymousreply 21812/26/2011

r216 no, you're the idiot and idiots like you who buy the shit of celebs who can't even be bothered to pull the scams they are pulling on the public because they think the plebes are idiots and you are proof that they are right.

by Anonymousreply 21912/26/2011

She's wisely switched to muumuu's in the final months of her blested event.

by Anonymousreply 22012/26/2011

R219, I've said I don't believe she's pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 22112/26/2011

I'm on of the ones who don't think she's lying, but this is the performance the night she announced she was pregnant and I was surprised a pregnant woman would even want to move around like that and not be concerned about their 1st child.

by Anonymousreply 22212/26/2011

There does seem to be something quite strange about this pregnancy.

by Anonymousreply 22312/26/2011

Rumors at St. Luke's Roosevelt hospital is that the VIP birthing suit has been booked by Beyonce and is occupied right now. It can accommodate up to 12 people - the surrogate, the parents and their entourage.

by Anonymousreply 22412/28/2011

I think she is really pregnant. The face doesn't lie and hers looks different. Same with Katie Holmes, though she probably gave birth early than they announced. The only one I believe faked a pregnancy was Nicole Kidman.

by Anonymousreply 22512/29/2011

The site Blind Gossip (you know of (fabricated for web hits) Joe Jonas Sex Tape fame) has now gone on the record and not under a blind saying that Beyonce birthed a pillow.

by Anonymousreply 22605/15/2013

Wow. So the post linked to above at r226 is still live, but is no longer accessible via the Blind Gossip home page as of today. So they took it down, but they didn't actually delete it.

No doubt they heard from Bey's legal team, but they didn't actually delete the post OR print a retraction.

by Anonymousreply 22705/22/2013

I wonder if the Carters spread the rumor in order to catch a mole in their camp

by Anonymousreply 22805/22/2013

I've said it before; Inwonderbif theses blind item sites are used by PR firms to deflect other rumors or sniff out leaks.

by Anonymousreply 22905/22/2013

r229 a few of the bloggers who run blinds have actually admitted to this very thing off the record.

by Anonymousreply 23005/22/2013

Are there any photos of this kid where we can see her face?

by Anonymousreply 23105/22/2013

So the PR Flaks supply blind items about a celeb to divert attention away from even more negative stories about the client?

by Anonymousreply 23205/22/2013

In that HBO schlockumentary we never see a full frame of her (supposedly) pregnant body that isn't shot in shadow. We also see a close up of the pregnant belly but there is no way to know if that is really her. I thought that was highy suspicious. She's a giant pain in the ass and a major control freak. She wants to control every image of herself, barring professional photographers from her concerts, and doesn't want "low life" people talking about her, but her face and ass is constantly in our faces and we are supposed to worship her like she's some modern day Goddess and legendary talent. She's neither. Her uncle has dropped the dime on her relationship with JayZzz and it's juicy. He claims she wasn't attracted to JZ but she was tired of being alone and she saw him as a means to break professional ties with her father. Is it poetic justice that the kid looks so much like JayZ? Me thinks so.

by Anonymousreply 23305/22/2013

My theory is that someone close to them leaked the surrogacy rumors with Blue Ivy.

In an effort to find out who may have supplied that info to gossip sites, its possible J and B made this latest pregnancy rumor up see who would leak it to the gossip sites. E! even broke the story this time.

by Anonymousreply 23405/22/2013
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