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Parker Young on ABC's Suburgatory

Did anyone else see Suburgatory last night and Parker Young's stimulating turn as the sexy neighbor boy? I can't find a clip of this anywhere on the internet to share.

Parker plays the dumb as rocks sexy neighbor boy who is frequently shirtless. It wasn't just his body, but his hot go go boy moves complete with a sexy booty roll. I thought only gay boys could move like that.

Did anyone else see this episode?

by Anonymousreply 7309/25/2013

I saw it OP and while dance boys/twinks who do that shit never turn me on, something about that kid doing it is hot to death.

My BF and I also said the same thing, "How's a straight boy know how to groove his ass like that?"

Then again, he could have been coached. It really is sexy. I had no intention of watching that dumb show but since it's sandwiched in between two shows I do like watching, I'll likely stick with it.

The girl playing the daughter is really gorgeous in the face but she's annoying. Why doesn't she just TELL the ugly popular girl that she isn't a lesbian?

Something about this show reminds me of Pushing Daisies. Almost surreal like in the characters which I suppose is the point.

Jeremy Sisto is still really sexy, even as a bearish daddy.

Have to say I hate the snarky daughter as she keeps going on and on about her life in Manhattan. I live here in Manhattan and I love it, but playing up the "New York is SO much more cool than the rest of the country" thing is tiresome. Most of us here in New York are from someplace else anyway. She'll not make any friends if she keeps that up.

by Anonymousreply 110/06/2011

he caught my eye too last week in the pilot; it's true: actors need to be at the gym more than any place else.

boy is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 210/06/2011

I really do need to find a clip of him grinding his ass. And it wasn't necessarily when he was washing the car - although that was hot. It was the scene where he is standing at his locker demonstrating how his parents fuck. The way he rolls his ass is totally hot. Makes me want to lick his hole real bad.

by Anonymousreply 310/06/2011

He's very young for me (give me Sisto! yum!) but damn those moves and that body were hot!

by Anonymousreply 410/06/2011

Gay go-go boy is exactly what I said to my housemate, too, lol.

by Anonymousreply 510/06/2011

They have a clip of this scene on Hulu. He comes across as gay in the scene. Is the character supposed to be gay?

by Anonymousreply 610/06/2011

[quote]My BF and I also said the same thing, "How's a straight boy know how to groove his ass like that?"

You and your boyfriend should have your Gaydar checked.

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by Anonymousreply 810/06/2011

When I saw the previews, I thought that girl was playing Sisto's wife.....she an awfully OLD looking sisteen.

And yes the neighbor boy was hot.

Girl: If you could have dinner with any celebrity - dead or alive - who would it be?

Boy: Scarlet Johansen.....dead.

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2011

Saw the episode. The fey "straight" guys are a hoot.

I imagine the neighbor's daughter is a Jerry Black in-the-making.

I wish that locker scene had an extra POV shot of the hot himbo in front of his locker doing his moves (to get a full view of that sexy ass moving). Would be a shame if he's not a regular.

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by Anonymousreply 1110/06/2011

Parker in a Speedo

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2011

I thought the pilot was really good, so I recommended the show to a friend, only to find that the second ep was really weak.

by Anonymousreply 1310/06/2011

Parker Young could be Ryan McPartlin's younger brother.

They're both HOT!

by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2011

That ass rolling at the lockers was perfection. I can't remember the last time a hot guy in prime time made me sport wood. Much more please!

by Anonymousreply 1510/06/2011

Damn. Now I have to find a clip of the locker room scene.

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2011

Its not a locker room. It's in the high school hallway. And they way he rolls his ass and back is perfection.

by Anonymousreply 1710/06/2011

If you missed the episode, watch the repeat tonight on ABC at 8:30 p.m.

by Anonymousreply 1810/07/2011

Here is the video of the car wash, but not the locker scene.

by Anonymousreply 1910/08/2011

He's no Hunter Parrish

by Anonymousreply 2010/08/2011

someone make gifs...

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by Anonymousreply 2510/09/2011

forget legit acting on some half-assed ABC show, dude is porn-ready.

by Anonymousreply 2610/09/2011

What gay bar did they discover him dancing in?

by Anonymousreply 2710/09/2011

Well, crap.

Nobody told me I should be watching this show.

by Anonymousreply 2810/09/2011

Gay icon.

by Anonymousreply 2910/09/2011

Thank you R24 and R25, those are the images I have been looking for.

by Anonymousreply 3010/10/2011

Yeah, when I saw him roll his ass like that at the locker, I knew instantly that the boy knows his way around a gay strip club.

by Anonymousreply 3110/10/2011

He's a Decoteau dude, so his ability to work his ass that way makes sense. It's probably how he got his first job.

by Anonymousreply 3210/10/2011

That explains it R32. Thee [italic]only[/italic] reason I watched that show is because I saw a preview of him doing that locker hump.

You certainly get the gist from R24 & R25 - he is certainly a beauty and my loins were also stirred by that scene.

The show was so-so. Good people in it - Sisto, Alan Tudyk and Cheryl Hines. I'm not sure why they signed on with the writing the way it is.

Either things changed or it's going to get better at some point down the line. Not sure if the hot neighbor is enough draw to stick around and find out.

Maybe if it's guaranteed he dances every episode and we can write in to suggest different outfits for him to wear.

by Anonymousreply 3310/10/2011

Can someone explain the David Decoteau dude thing? Is he the poor man's Gus Van Sant?

by Anonymousreply 3410/10/2011

How are male stripper at a gay club moves different from male stripper at a womens club moves?

by Anonymousreply 3510/11/2011

The show will not last.

There are some good actors on it, but the lead teen girl is nothing very special, and her character is not very interesting. We've seen better versions of this story in EASY A and MEAN GIRLS.

by Anonymousreply 3610/11/2011

[quote]How are male stripper at a gay club moves different from male stripper at a womens club moves?

Women's club stripping is more hip thrust centered where as Gay club male stripping is more ass bump centered.

by Anonymousreply 3710/12/2011

How annoying that they don't have full episodes on-line! WTF? How am I supposed to go back and catch up?

by Anonymousreply 3810/13/2011

Go to YouTube and search for Parker young and/or this is how dad does it to mom and there is a clip of the locker scene. That guy is HOT!

by Anonymousreply 3910/14/2011

[quote]Can someone explain the David Decoteau dude thing? Is he the poor man's Gus Van Sant?

He's more like the gay man's Roger Corman.

by Anonymousreply 4010/14/2011

This is how dad does it to mom...

by Anonymousreply 4110/14/2011

See, his grinding moves are distinctly gay since he is taking on the bottoming or "female" role with his butt grinding. He is not sticking his cock into something. He is grinding his ass down on to something.

by Anonymousreply 4210/14/2011

The lead girl in this is a dead ringer for Emma Stone! Sisto is good and Ana Gasteyer is hoopy as always, Cheryl Hines looks frightening but I guess that's the point. The whole thing reminds me of Amy Heckerling, "Clueless" which Sisto was in.

by Anonymousreply 4310/14/2011

I'm surprised "The Middle" has gotten away with showing the treasure trail, perky nips, hairy legs and pits of the teen boy week after week!

by Anonymousreply 4410/14/2011

Well, he sure knows how to pop that thang.

by Anonymousreply 4510/14/2011

[quote]See, his grinding moves are distinctly gay since he is taking on the bottoming or "female" role with his butt grinding. He is not sticking his cock into something. He is grinding his ass down on to something.

Its all in how he looks back at his ass. GAY!

by Anonymousreply 4610/14/2011

Next week The Middle and Suburgatory are doing a fun crossover episode(those are always a good idea) where the lead girl scores a threesome with the Parker Young character, and the Charlie McDermott character. Great television.

by Anonymousreply 4710/15/2011

is he a regular or just a guest? No Parker this week

by Anonymousreply 4810/15/2011

Miss Parker on suburgatory. I wonder if he's been practicing his moves while he's been away.

by Anonymousreply 4910/29/2011

Lol I know him. He's not gay.

by Anonymousreply 5012/06/2011

...that you KNOW of.

by Anonymousreply 5112/07/2011

Gay for pay works for me.

by Anonymousreply 5212/07/2011

[quote]showing the treasure trail, perky nips, hairy legs and pits of the teen boy week after week!

You'd almost think they know who's watching.

by Anonymousreply 5312/07/2011

[quote]Miss Parker on suburgatory.

I think it's derogatory to call him Miss.

by Anonymousreply 5412/07/2011

[quote]I think it's derogatory to call him Miss.

Derogatory Suborgatory

by Anonymousreply 5512/07/2011

It's all about the guy knowing he has a nice ass and drawing attention to it. Straight guys (especially college-age) are nowadays much more relaxed about their assets and feel perfectly comfortable acting like sex objects.

Another move that used to be strictly gay was public nipple self-touching. Now straight guys do it as well (to seduce straight women).

by Anonymousreply 5612/07/2011

This guy was on Craig Ferguson last night. I'm not sure why he was there but they told some story about how they just met each other a month ago when they were cruising each other outside a restroom - or at least that what the story sounded like.

Anyway, I think Parker has the same ferret-face features that Tim Tebow has.

by Anonymousreply 5712/21/2011

He has an exceptional jawline

by Anonymousreply 5812/22/2011

I agree about the Tebow comparison.

Is he on speed in this Ferguson appearance?

by Anonymousreply 5912/22/2011

I felt bad for him in the interview, because he was clearly very nervous. He was good on the awkward pause, though and I still found him charming.

I agree that he's not perfect looking, but I still like him.

by Anonymousreply 6012/22/2011

He looks like a cross between Tebow and Peter Facinelli. Not a bad combo.

by Anonymousreply 6112/23/2011

It's a shame he wasn't utilized more on the show.

Dance moves or not, the guy is pretty funny.

by Anonymousreply 6201/04/2012

Nude wrestling on tonight's episode.

by Anonymousreply 6301/04/2012

I wish I had seen Alan Tudyk without the blurring.

by Anonymousreply 6401/05/2012

Parker was in a wrestling singlet this episode.

by Anonymousreply 6502/15/2012

OP, we already have this thread:

by Anonymousreply 6602/15/2012

Thanks for the heads-up R65. Any decent bulge shots?

by Anonymousreply 6702/15/2012


(that means please note that all other comments before this one are from at least 11 months ago so don't address them like the original poster is still paying attention to the thread)

I don't watch this show regularly, but I caught the rerun of their Christmas episode yesterday.

Do they always feature Parker Young with his shirt off like that? They should.

by Anonymousreply 6801/03/2013

Lots of videos out there.

by Anonymousreply 6901/04/2013

grind that hot hairy hole

by Anonymousreply 7001/04/2013

the episode where he finds out he was adopted was repeated last night. He's a total hoot, ripping off his shirt and banging into things.

"I'm unreal!!!" he screams!

by Anonymousreply 7101/05/2013

Interview with Parker, who is leaving "Suburgatory" for another show.

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