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85-year-old Duchess of Alba Weds Her Boytoy.

EEEEKKK!! That face!!! I don't care how much money she has, no way I could fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 5308/20/2013

Honestly, she's kind of cool, I mean she's living and having fun. As a gay man I gotta say...she's got the life many of us envy!

by Anonymousreply 110/05/2011

BOYTOY? He's 60 for Christ's sake!

I agree R1. Go granny is what I say. If she can still get a handsome Spaniard with that face at her age then more power to her!

And what a fucking rack she had. I hope she wasn't upset about that magazine cover. Most women would kill for those tits. So would most men!

by Anonymousreply 210/05/2011

She.was 55 when that topless photo was taken. Her breasts are phenomenal. Is her face the result of lifts/peels/fillers?

by Anonymousreply 310/05/2011

Her face is practically deformed.

by Anonymousreply 410/05/2011

C'mon, that's no woman. That's Ron Perlman in drag.

by Anonymousreply 510/05/2011

She's wealthy, correct? Yet she still couldn't manage to find a good plastic surgeon?

She makes the Cat Woman Jocelyn W, look like a movie star!

The mind boggles!

by Anonymousreply 610/05/2011

That's turrible.

by Anonymousreply 710/05/2011

She's gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 810/05/2011

I hope I have this kind of energy, spirit and fearlessness when I'm her age.

Felicitaciones en su union, Doña Cayetana!

by Anonymousreply 910/05/2011

Are you sure that's her face?

by Anonymousreply 1010/05/2011

Young slutty women marry rich old geezers every day. Why should this be judged differently just because the opportunist is a man this time around?

by Anonymousreply 1110/05/2011

He's over 60 years old, hardly a "boy toy".

And she apparently has already given her kids their money they'd get after her death AND he signed a pre-nup years ago.

Move along, nothing to see here except two consenting adults who wanted to marry.

by Anonymousreply 1210/05/2011

Changing the subject here. I'll never understand European aristocracy. Didn't these countries populations get tired of non-natives taking over the crown and giving away estates and titles to foreigners? The British royal family are basically German and Philip is Danish-German yet born into Greek royalty. Alba's name is Fitz-James Stuart. Who the hell can keep up with it and aren't they worried at all about inbreeding if they are all related?

by Anonymousreply 1310/05/2011

Do you think they're going to fuck?

by Anonymousreply 1410/05/2011

She was always a little off, but she's rich and titled so is consider excentric rather than batshit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 1510/05/2011

Could she not have waited a year for the 500th anniversary of the Quentin Matsys portrait?

(I've posted this before, but the similarity is too uncanny to miss the opportunity of doing again.)

by Anonymousreply 1610/05/2011

R3, I had the same reaction. Great tits, especially for a 55 year old.

by Anonymousreply 1710/05/2011

R16 wtf is that supposed to be of? Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1810/05/2011

If I were her, I'd have had reduction surgery.

by Anonymousreply 1910/05/2011

OMG, that painting is spot on.

by Anonymousreply 2010/05/2011

For R18: It's a painting. c.1513, by Quentin Matsys (alternatively Massys, Metsys).

[quote]The Ugly Duchess (also known as A Grotesque Old Woman) is a satirical portrait painted by the Flemish artist Quentin Matsys around 1513. It shows a grotesque old woman with wrinkled skin and withered breasts (partially visible from her low-cut dress). She wears the aristocratic horned headdress of her youth, by then out of fashion, and holds a red flower in her right hand, at the time a symbol of engagement, indicating that she is trying to attract a suitor. However, it has been described as a bud that will 'likely never blossom'. The work is Matsys' best-known painting.[1]

[quote]Secular and moralising, The Ugly Duchess is likely drawn from two sources. It bears striking resemblance to two caricature head drawings commonly attributed to Leonardo da Vinci. The caricatures were originally believed to be based on an earlier lost work by Leonardo, but are now believed to be based on the painting of Matsys, who is known to have exchanged drawings with Leonardo.[2] The second source is Erasmus's In Praise of Folly, which satirises women who "still play the coquette", "cannot tear themselves away from their mirrors" and "do not hesitate to exhibit their repulsive withered breasts".[1] The woman is often identified as Margaret, Countess of Tyrol, claimed by her enemies to be ugly;[3] however she had died 150 years before the painting was made. In 2008 it was claimed that the sitter was suffering from a rare form of Paget's disease, in which the victim's bones enlarge and become deformed.[2] It hangs in the National Gallery in London, to whom it was bequeathed by Miss Jenny Louisa Roberta Blaker in 1947. It was originally half of a diptych, with a Portrait of an Old Man,[4] in the Musée Jacquemart-André, Paris, which was lent to the gallery in 2008 for a temporary exhibition. The two paintings were hung side-by-side.[2]

[quote]The portrait is considered to be the inspiration for John Tenniel's 1869 illustrations of the Duchess in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.[5]

by Anonymousreply 2110/05/2011

Jocelyn Wildenstein called and SHE WANTS HER FACE BACK!!

by Anonymousreply 2210/05/2011

My first take on here was that she looked like a Dr. Seuss character.

by Anonymousreply 2310/05/2011

She seems like a fun old gal.

by Anonymousreply 2410/05/2011

Gurl knows how to par-tay.

by Anonymousreply 2510/05/2011

[quote]Jocelyn Wildenstein called and SHE WANTS HER FACE BACK!!

With $5 billion, the duchess can buy her 100 times over; it's Cat Woman Wildenstein who should be afraid of the face collector.

by Anonymousreply 2610/05/2011

[quote]My first take on here was that she looked like a Dr. Seuss character.

Yertle the Turtle.

by Anonymousreply 2710/05/2011

Doesn't she look like Jocelyn Wildenstein's sister? If there was ever a reason to avoid plastic surgery, this is it. And the guy isn't bad looking. Give this 10 years and it will be like Zsa Zsa and her husband.

by Anonymousreply 2810/05/2011

[quote]Yertle the Turtle.

Nope, that one's taken.

by Anonymousreply 2910/05/2011

According to a comment at the link a medical condition caused facial deformity. Sad if it's true. I'll Google this.

She was quite lovely when she was young and seems like a hoot. Best of luck to them.

by Anonymousreply 3010/05/2011

She looks like she got one of those face transplants for the catastrophically disfigured.

by Anonymousreply 3110/05/2011

Party on!!

by Anonymousreply 3210/05/2011

According to this link she has Melkersson-Rosenthal. I'll dig further.

by Anonymousreply 3310/05/2011

She looks like she does R33. She appears to have permanent facial swelling. Either way, she knows how to have a good time.

by Anonymousreply 3410/05/2011

You go girl!

by Anonymousreply 3510/05/2011

Were there any royals at the wedding?

by Anonymousreply 3610/05/2011

More power to her! She's fabulous. Maybe she'll take it easy on the plastic surgery now that she's got a husband. Yeah, probably not.

by Anonymousreply 3710/05/2011

[quote]Young slutty women marry rich old geezers every day. Why should this be judged differently just because the opportunist is a man this time around?

When "young slutty women marry rich old geezers," they're BOTH opportunists. Don't act like the man isn't getting something out of it.

by Anonymousreply 3810/05/2011

Aww, I hope she doesn't have a disease. I don't feel sorry for her if her face is the result of bad surgeries, but a disfiguring disease would be horrible.

by Anonymousreply 3910/05/2011

I keep looking for Wayland Flowers's arm extending out of her ass.

by Anonymousreply 4010/05/2011

I'm sure she just wants companionship at this point in her life. She looks genuinely happy in the photos. I say cheers to La Duquesa!

by Anonymousreply 4110/05/2011

OMG. It's Zira from Planet of the Apes in a pink frock.

by Anonymousreply 4210/05/2011

She looks like a Dr. Seuss character (not that I'm accusing her of molesting children while they're mother's away or anything).

by Anonymousreply 4310/05/2011

Looks like the creature from Pan's Labyrinth!

by Anonymousreply 4410/05/2011

Good for her. The Duchess looks like a fun gal.

by Anonymousreply 4510/05/2011

R7, you forgot the "jus"

by Anonymousreply 4610/05/2011

r44, she looks more like the other one:

by Anonymousreply 4710/05/2011

Dear lord, she's horrid yet look how they humor her.

by Anonymousreply 4808/19/2013

Grace van Cutsem, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.

by Anonymousreply 4908/20/2013

She looks like Rhea Perlman and Dr. Zaius had a kid.

by Anonymousreply 5008/20/2013

Weird. I didn't even know Gaga was dating.

by Anonymousreply 5108/20/2013

r42 Honey, that's not a frock, that's her skin. She's been a nudist for years.

by Anonymousreply 5208/20/2013

She looks like Miss Havisham after the fire.

by Anonymousreply 5308/20/2013
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