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A Cum Shot So Big, It Can't Be Real (NSFW)

The cock looks real, but how?

by Anonymousreply 5903/18/2013

Is that about the same volume as Thom Bierdz allegedly shoots?

by Anonymousreply 509/30/2011

r8, I agree with your condemnation of r7. I fucking cannot tolerate an uncut queen referring to cut guys as "mutilated".

It's disgusting behavior.

by Anonymousreply 909/30/2011

r9, did you read what that person wrote? You're an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 1009/30/2011

R9? You have it backwards.

by Anonymousreply 1109/30/2011

It's probably fake, as most men seem to produce a maximum of 10ml of semen:

From Wikipedia:

"...The force and amount of semen that will be ejected during an ejaculation will vary widely between men and may contain between 0.1 and 10 milliliters.[10] (By way of comparison, note that a teaspoon is 5 ml and a tablespoon holds 15 ml.) Adult semen volume is affected by the time that has passed since the previous ejaculation; larger semen volumes are seen with greater durations of abstinence. It is not clear whether frequent ejaculation increases,[11] reduces[12] or has no effect[13] on the risk of prostate cancer. The duration of the stimulation leading up to the ejaculation can affect the volume.[14] Abnormally low volume is known as hypospermia. One of the possible underlying causes of low volume or complete lack of semen is ejaculatory duct obstruction. It is normal for the amount of semen to diminish with age."

by Anonymousreply 1209/30/2011

FAKE

by Anonymousreply 1409/30/2011

Mary r10, the point I made was when guys say "it's mutilated" re: cut guys, we all get on the bandwagon stating the obvious: you shouldn't think that way.

Same way when a cut mary screams: "ewwww! uncut" as r7 did.

You're the idiot.

Get some sleep hon

by Anonymousreply 1509/30/2011

[quote]He must be young and waited a few weeks.

How dumb are you? You can only hold so much stored up semen. Excess unspent semen is simply absorbed back into the body. If you kept storing it up and you waited for weeks as you claim this dude probably did, your prostate would eventually burst.

by Anonymousreply 1609/30/2011

Where do you think the group, "The Loving Spoonful" got their name?

by Anonymousreply 1709/30/2011

We sail 'round the world and go port to port Everytime I cum I produce a quart

by Anonymousreply 1809/30/2011

R15, you are the idiot here. Just stop while you're behind. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 1909/30/2011

Flows like milk, not like cum. Next!

by Anonymousreply 2009/30/2011

To the guy talking about his first time - you're full of shit.

First ejaculations have less than 1/7 the volume of an adult, also the muscles that control it are under developed so shooting almost never happens. Especially how you described. What you're saying is like a teenager saying they bench pressed 200lbs because it was their first time.

by Anonymousreply 2110/26/2012

It looked like a geyser!

by Anonymousreply 2210/26/2012

[quote] I fucking cannot tolerate an uncut queen referring to cut guys as "mutilated".

We should reserve the designation "mutilated" to those who are pierced, inked, or scarified.

by Anonymousreply 2310/26/2012

...or those whose circumcisions were botched. Or that left ugly circumcision scars.

by Anonymousreply 2410/26/2012

and that't how we make our famous rice YUMMY PUDDING

by Anonymousreply 2510/26/2012

Oh My Bob, this guy needs an umbrella every time he jacks off! I'd drown trying to swallow it all.

by Anonymousreply 2612/22/2012

Where do you think Debby Boone got her name?

by Anonymousreply 2712/22/2012

Men do not "store" cum.

Cum is made at the point of ejaculation. Seconds before you blow your load, around 50 different biochemicals are suddenly mixed together to create your cumshot.

Abstaining from ejaculating dosent increase the amount of biochemicals "waiting" to be mixed. They are always to-the-minute fresh. You blow more after waiting awhile because your brain is hornier so your muscles are better primed to squeeze out a little extra juice from those 50 tubes leading into your cock.

by Anonymousreply 2812/22/2012

There are some diseases that can cause milk-like semen, and tons of it.

But if this boy had one of those diseases, his scrotum would not look as normal as it does in the video.

by Anonymousreply 2912/22/2012

The male body doesn't just hold that much cum waiting for a guy to jack off and ejaculate. Particularly, if there is an excess of semen, teenage boys often have wet dreams to expel their cum and then they wake up a gooey mess.

by Anonymousreply 3012/22/2012

The first vid was milk, guys. It's called [bold]urethral sounding[/bold]. You can use all types of liquids. Then there's this one guy who even tried mayonnaise. Eek.

by Anonymousreply 3112/22/2012

I do not care what the maximum technical volume is supposed to be. I have been with two guys who blew huuge loads over an ounce. That would be 30cc. One had to be more like 45 to 50cc. I am a chemist and I know. It does happen.

by Anonymousreply 3212/22/2012

It would just be wasted on me. I'm like a cheetah. I only want cum when it's at body temperature. I have to eat it quick.

by Anonymousreply 3312/22/2012

You want to see a real huge load, check out Matt Ramsey/Peter North or Mark Davis in their prime. The dude in the OP is an obvious fake.

by Anonymousreply 3412/22/2012

Urethral sounding? Christ Dawn, I've played but not that. Not on Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 3512/22/2012

Totally fake. Obviously milk...it's waaaaay too thin for cum.

And what's with the 'tanning-mom' upper half, but pale, spindly white legs thang?

by Anonymousreply 3612/22/2012

R26 That guy is a Northwest Airlines Flight attendant. Well when it was in business anyway. He had huge loads. Probably out of his dick at at work. God Bless him. I have enjoyed many of his videos. I think he was more of a bottom which is ok. How hot would it be to see a load like that as you fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 3712/22/2012

why in fuck's name would you want to put mayonnaise into your bladder?? what's the point of that?

by Anonymousreply 3812/22/2012

holy crap, that guy is hot r28.

by Anonymousreply 4012/22/2012

To balance the taste of the mustard, R38.

by Anonymousreply 4112/22/2012

[quote]R26 That guy is a Northwest Airlines Flight attendant.

What's his name, R37? Does he have a website? Or is there somewhere else to find his vids? Thanks for the info!

by Anonymousreply 4212/22/2012

R26 posted as Supersoaker on mulitple websites. He had huge loads and was not afraid to post them on multiple sites. I hope he found a hung top and is still shooting those big loads. To bad NWA sold out.

by Anonymousreply 4312/22/2012

Thanks, R43! That's a truly talented flight attendant. I wonder how many lucky gents he inducted into the Mile High Club.

by Anonymousreply 4412/22/2012

Here's more SuperSoaker vids...

by Anonymousreply 4512/23/2012

I love you, R45!!

I never knew that cumming hard like that could be dangerous to your health.

by Anonymousreply 4612/23/2012

Bump for more cum shots please.

by Anonymousreply 4712/29/2012

Another reason it's obviously fake is because when you stop it a few times, you can see that most of the "cum" is coming from above the frame - as if he (or someone) is squirting or drizzling stuff down on him.

by Anonymousreply 4812/29/2012

More examples please. I love huge Cum Shots.

I am unfortunatly just a dribbler.

I would love to be able to shoot huge loads long distances.

by Anonymousreply 4902/07/2013

Does the size of the load actually mean the orgasim is more intense?

Big shooters. Is it better when you shoot more volume?

by Anonymousreply 5002/07/2013

Lets see some more...

by Anonymousreply 5103/18/2013

R50 I think it does. Since I've done kegels my orgasms are stronger and I ejaculate more and farther.

by Anonymousreply 5203/18/2013

So, I was dating a urologist (yes, it is nice when a urologist wants to date you) who became alarmed at the prodigious volumes I would ejaculate. He insisted on doing tests to establish that there was not some medical problem, and there was not. That said, it was no where NEAR the volume of the guy in the clip. That has to have been faked or somehow set up for the filming.

by Anonymousreply 5303/18/2013

They've obviously injected milk into his bladder, most likely through his urethra.

by Anonymousreply 5403/18/2013

ugh, that makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 5503/18/2013

You all beat me to it regarding the milk/cream injected into the bladder through a catheter. I also believe the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup video (and others like it) consist of chocolate of various consistencies that is pushed or squeezed into a clean rectum and then squished out in a shitty way.

by Anonymousreply 5603/18/2013

Gross. Whether the come-shot was real or fake, it made me gag. Gross, gross, gross. . . .

by Anonymousreply 5703/18/2013

R7, R8, R9, R10, R11, R12, R13, R14, R15, R16, R17, R18, R19, R20, R21, R22, R23, R24, R25, R26, R27, R28, R29, R30, R31...shut. up.

by Anonymousreply 5803/18/2013

shitty wok

by Anonymousreply 5903/18/2013
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