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Heather Locklear at 50

Looks 10 times better than Reese Witherspoon at 35.

by Anonymousreply 6207/25/2013

Heather looks great. And she's a nice person to boot!

by Anonymousreply 109/27/2011

She looks better with the little white cover-up on. Yes, she's fabulous for 50, but her bony back and shoulders do her no favors.

Plus her ass is toned, but she's old enough her muscles are starting to look stringy.

Not criticizing her, just pointing out that even as great as she looks, at 50 she would do well to exercise just a tiny amount of modesty.

by Anonymousreply 209/27/2011

That's because she drank Tommy Lee's cum for all those years.

by Anonymousreply 309/27/2011

Stunning. R2 is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 409/27/2011

Heather Locklear and Jennifer Aniston are genetic freaks. Both look better than most 20 year olds today.

by Anonymousreply 509/27/2011

I think she looks fabulous. Happy Birthday!

by Anonymousreply 609/27/2011

Flabby Reese, 15 years younger.

by Anonymousreply 709/27/2011

I like Reese's body. It's much better than the starved look. That's what a slim, fit 35 year old woman looks like.

by Anonymousreply 809/27/2011

Jesus Chris, Reese is a porker. She should just kill herself and do the world a favor. My eyes, my eyes, et cetera.

by Anonymousreply 909/27/2011

She's managed to avoid old lady hands. SJP is fuming.

by Anonymousreply 1009/27/2011

[quote]That's what a slim, fit 35 year old woman looks like.

She's not slim and most definitely she's not fit. But, yes, a lot of 35 year old women (who are not movie stars) look like that.

Locklear has a really nice body for a 50 year old.

by Anonymousreply 1109/27/2011

Same size. Heather looks better because she's tan.

by Anonymousreply 1209/27/2011

No belly shot. I wonder why.

She looks god for 50

by Anonymousreply 1309/27/2011

these are the options?

by Anonymousreply 1409/27/2011

Yeah, R11, Reese is slim.

by Anonymousreply 1509/27/2011

She looks horrible. She got a facelift last year, and still hasn't recovered. Heather's an ugly Republican cunt.

by Anonymousreply 1609/27/2011

r11 is an idiot. You don't have to weigh 80 pounds to be fit.

by Anonymousreply 1709/28/2011

[quote][R11] is an idiot. You don't have to weigh 80 pounds to be fit.

Calling a flabby woman fit is idiotic, too.

by Anonymousreply 1809/28/2011

Reese is not obese, she's not even really fat. But she's got love handals, flabby, untoned legs and belly and cellulite.

Considering the number of pictures I see of this woman DAILY jogging and going to the gym, you would think she would look better.

And no, she's certainly NOT fit. She has no muscle tone.

by Anonymousreply 1909/28/2011

OP = Ava Phillipe

by Anonymousreply 2009/28/2011

R16, can't you express yourself without calling the woman the C word.

You do not know her. I do and I find that remark extremely offensive.

She is an awesome woman, kind hearted, friendly and supportive to this gay man.

by Anonymousreply 2109/28/2011

[quote]She should just kill herself and do the world a favor.

Wow. You need help.

by Anonymousreply 2209/28/2011

She looks good, but let's all remember where she started from.

Before all the plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 2309/28/2011

Heather and I used to be the same age.


by Anonymousreply 2409/28/2011

Sorry, but Heather Locklear has been "50" for at least 3 years.

She no-doubt founded the school for Hollywood Age Delusion. Other famous alumni include Catherine Zeta Jones and Jenn (I-JUST-Turned-40) Anniston.

by Anonymousreply 2509/28/2011

I loved Heather and Jack on Melrose. I lived for Amanda Woodward on Monday nights!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2609/28/2011

I agree that Heather looks great. I like her style and personality too.

by Anonymousreply 2709/28/2011

She's a Republicunt

by Anonymousreply 2809/28/2011

Who the fuck cares about Heather Locklear? I find Jack Wagner much more appealing to look at. I like that he has never chosen to go down the botox/plastic surgery route. He doesn't seem to have any self-esteem issues.

by Anonymousreply 2909/28/2011

Sammy-Jo is still a trumped up little tart!

by Anonymousreply 3009/28/2011

Steven married that little tramp. If only Blake hadn't let that stenographer into the mansion in the first place. Sigh!

by Anonymousreply 3109/28/2011

A republican website said "Heather admits to some black ancestory" like it was something shameful.

What I want to know is how she got such a squeaky clean reputation married to such shitbags as Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora.

by Anonymousreply 3209/29/2011

Tommy Lee was a dirtbag but Ritchie is a pretty cool guy who adored her. His drinking got out of hand and she developed an addiction too.

It's too bad those crazy kids could't make it.

She is a very charitable person who donates anonymously.

by Anonymousreply 3309/29/2011


by Anonymousreply 3410/01/2011

Other then her donating $1,000 to a very moderate republican 13 years ago what proof is there that she's a "republicunt".

[quote]Sorry, but Heather Locklear has been "50" for at least 3 years.

You are talking out of your ass. Locklear graduated from high school in 1979,which would confirm that she was born in 1961. The way she was discovered at UCLA in the early 80's is pretty well known.

[quote]A republican website said "Heather admits to some black ancestory" like it was something shameful.

She is Lumbee Indian, a tribe that has roots in African American ancestry.

by Anonymousreply 3510/01/2011

She's still a fox and a very nice person.

by Anonymousreply 3610/13/2011

I have a body similar to Reese's, and I am about the same age. I exercise daily, but don't always eat the best. I also drink a glass of wine or two a day. Despite running, yoga, and weight training, I still have cellulite and very little muscle tone. I assume that I would look better if I altered my diet. I would imagine that Reese probably isnt a dieter with kids in the house. Good for her. It is nice to see some diversity in body types.

by Anonymousreply 3710/13/2011

Tracy Anderson Method for you, R37 (though you can skip the diet). It'll work.

by Anonymousreply 3810/13/2011

Reese Witherspoon is PreppyVapid.

by Anonymousreply 3910/13/2011

And Heather at 51 in a bikini

by Anonymousreply 4007/08/2013

Honey @ R24, you have the numbers flipped the wrong way around.

by Anonymousreply 4107/08/2013

Forever 25, bitches! Suck it!

by Anonymousreply 4207/08/2013

No, she doesn't.

And, let's just say that Heather has issues, mental and otherwise...

Kind of like what happened to Farrah.

by Anonymousreply 4307/08/2013

I've always liked her.

by Anonymousreply 4407/08/2013

I like her too, even though she doesn't have it all together.

by Anonymousreply 4507/08/2013

I thought Jack Wagner was "confirmed" to be gay by Datalounge...

by Anonymousreply 4607/08/2013

Heather looks like a plastic surgery freak 10 years ago.

Her newer face has settled nicely.

She doesn't look bad.

Yes, she has 8% of Reese's talent, so I don't think Reese is loosing sleep over this TV has-been.

by Anonymousreply 4707/08/2013

CHrist, it seems just like yesterday she slid down that bannister with Alexis at the bottom of the stair case. I feel ancient.

by Anonymousreply 4807/08/2013

She has to be older than 50. She was playing adult roles in the late 70s, wasn't she?

by Anonymousreply 4907/08/2013

R79 - She was on Dynasty and TJ Hooker in the early 80s. Heather was born in 1961. She turns 52 later this year. The thread is old.

by Anonymousreply 5007/09/2013

When she joined Dynasty in 1982, she looked like she was pushing 30. Bitch is 60 if a day.

by Anonymousreply 5107/09/2013

Heather did not look 30 in 1982. See pic from TJ Hooker.

by Anonymousreply 5207/10/2013

Her face has settled nicely but she had work done just before joing the new Melrose and she looked frightening.

by Anonymousreply 5307/10/2013

Leave'm alone!

by Anonymousreply 5407/10/2013

R2 is deluded. Please post your photo here so we can take a look, R2.

by Anonymousreply 5507/10/2013

Heather has always played a good villain.

Unlike Reese, she is a lovely person and gets along great with the cast and crew from wherever she is filming.

Ritchie is also a good man with addiction issues and the two of them together were toxic.

Hopefully her issues are behind her and she can move on.

I have worked with her and adore her.

by Anonymousreply 5607/10/2013

this is going to sound possibly mean, and I've never met either of them, but I have heard only the nicest things about Heather (and some not so nice about Reese)

maybe it's being a nice person that helps keep people looking young?

yeah, there. I said it.

by Anonymousreply 5707/10/2013

R56 - Heather could play the "bad girl" like very few.

by Anonymousreply 5807/10/2013

Heather is an icon. Plus she's the nicest gal in Hollywood. Reese is a racist drunk cunt. No one is ever going to go see a Reese Witherspoon movie ever again. Straight to video, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 5907/10/2013

Please... Heather may be nice, but she's a flat out alcoholic/pill popper who's attempted suicide. She has a ton of personal problems.

Witherspoon's career is just fine.

by Anonymousreply 6007/10/2013

R60, you know who I am!

by Anonymousreply 6107/11/2013

She looks amazing for 51.

by Anonymousreply 6207/25/2013
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