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Your most powerful orgasm (male)

The first time I came (I was standing in front of a mirror), I shuttered violently and fell down.

After that, I sat down first.

Twice I've seen young guys jerk off in public johns and then fall off the toilet (both military).

I won't mention all the times I rolled out of bed after coming with poppers.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 3512/11/2012

Op is a camera lens

by The Most Happy Fellareply 109/25/2011

I must be shutting up like a telescope!

by The Most Happy Fellareply 209/25/2011

I was a late bloomer because I wasn't dealing with the whole gay thing so well. So I didn't jerk off as a teenager.

In my late teens I got my first blow job and it shot out of me like a missle.

Young, dumb and full of...well, you know the rest.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 309/25/2011

The first time I was fucked I was on my back. Not generally a big or far shooter, but I *covered* my top buddy's face with about 8 or 9 long, very thick ropes of cum, while still on my back.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 509/25/2011

When I was like 17. Just turned 19 so I know I'm a late bloomer. I think I was watching the J-Kwon video Tipsy and just went at it on my weiner

by The Most Happy Fellareply 609/25/2011

You didn't close the shutters, OP?

by The Most Happy Fellareply 709/25/2011

[quote]I shuttered violently

Are you failing 5th grade English, kid? I shudder to think what your parents would say if they knew about you sneaking on this forum.

(Translation four OP) I shutter two think wot you're parent's wood say if they new about you sneaking on this forum.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 809/25/2011

Usually when I shutter violently, I'm also screaming, "Egoïste"!!

by The Most Happy Fellareply 909/25/2011

Like this:

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1009/25/2011

I don't have shutters on my mirror.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1109/25/2011

ha

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1209/26/2011

I'm da viper!

I cum to vipe der vinders!

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1309/26/2011

One day my CPA called me and told me my amended tax returns would be for a refund in the 5 figures. I came right on the spot, the most powerful orgasm I've ever had.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1409/26/2011

My most powerful orgasm was the first at age 13 in 1966, and it's been all downhill since then.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1509/26/2011

[quote]One day my CPA called me and told me my amended tax returns would be for a refund in the 5 figures.

Did you shutter your bank account when you deposited that refund?

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1609/26/2011

OP, are you a virgin?

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1709/26/2011

"First one I had hurt like hell. It was like something ripped open."

Father John lied to you, honey. That was HIS orgasm he was having behind you.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1809/26/2011

I'll get back to you one that, hopefully real soon.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 1909/26/2011

In my younger days I could literally shoot a load so far I'd hit the wall behind my head when lying in a horizontal position.

Still shoot quite a bit, just not as far these days.

And they're the shuddering types when I'm with my SO. God damn, toe curling, screaming out kind!

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2009/26/2011

wet dream

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2109/26/2011

I stuttered violently and fell down the first time I done come.

But I can sang, so it worked out ok.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2209/26/2011

The most amazing, whole body, convulsing orgasm was when I first used a vibrating dildo way up my ass.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2309/26/2011

oh, bump! (shudder)

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2410/01/2011

Best orgasm ever was while fucking a guy with another couple fucking in the same room at the same time. Yes it was during college, but just knowing there were two other guys fucking and listening to us made me blast a huge load up this guy's butt.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2503/20/2012

The most powerful?

Oh, I don't know. I'm always cumming and going and going and cumming...and always too soon.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2603/20/2012

This reminds me. I have to masturbate more often.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2703/20/2012

[quote] I shuttered violently and fell down.

MARY!

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2803/20/2012

...fisted, bulldog clip placed on prostate.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 2903/20/2012

[quote]I shuttered violently

I am a camera.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 3003/20/2012

How can Chaz be a straight dude and stroke to some hot broad he saw that day? I hope he gets that neo-cock and shoots ropes of cum.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 3103/20/2012

My most powerful orgasms are when I slutter violently.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 3203/21/2012

one more thing men do that fish can't. Shoot a load.

bwaaaa haha

by The Most Happy Fellareply 3303/21/2012

It hurts just to read that r29.

by The Most Happy Fellareply 3404/04/2012

when I got sucked dry for the first time at 14. from a guys dad who was a construction worker. It started with the usual feeling like when i jerked off but it kept getting stronger and stronger. my pubescent nuts tingling and then vibrating and warm and getting hotter and hotter then it felt like my nuts exploded and shot a bolt of lightning up to the top of my head and down to my toes.and it was like every boygasm I ever hand rolled together and magnified 10 times. it was like some kind of sexual nuclear explosion in my mind body and soul. I was afraid after that i moaned too loud and the whole neighborhood heard me. LOL but what a RUSH! this dude was a hunk and smelled so good to me from a long hot hard day at the job site. that construction worker smell still gives me a wood every time and I am now 48

by The Most Happy Fellareply 3512/11/2012
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