Or do you find his belligerent personality attractive?
Do you think of Chris Christie as a fat fuck?
|by Anonymous||reply 246||05/27/2015|
Fat fuck, all the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/23/2011|
I think of him as one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/23/2011|
I don't think of Chris Christie, OP.
Any reason one should?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/23/2011|
Vile fat fuck with no sense of decency.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/23/2011|
I find him kind of sexy, to be honest, but only in a certain way. I'd love to watch him deep throat some beautiful young guy with a big thick cock, that would shut him up. I wouldn't want to see his crotch though, probably has very chafed inner thighs.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/23/2011|
I hope he enters the race and gets the nomination. I'll pay to replay that interview with the mother about public schools when she asked him what schools his children attend. He yelled, "that's none of your business".
that fat fuck will lose every frau vote from that point on.
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly - apparently not.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/23/2011|
He's articulate and well-spoken for a fat fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/23/2011|
Not just a fat fuck, a fat FASCIST fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/23/2011|
This doesn't excuse his other shitbaggery, but he did vigorously stick up for a Muslim judge whom he picked for a state judgeship, over the objections of Tea Party crazies who insisted he would institute Sharia law in his courtroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/24/2011|
Gross fat fuck, hope he drops dead of an asthma attack.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/24/2011|
"a Muslim judge whom he picked for a state judgeship"=campaign donor?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/24/2011|
my tongue his asshole
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/24/2011|
Is this a trick question?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/24/2011|
Yes. Fat fuck. EKG and Lipitor.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/24/2011|
I don't care how fat he is. He's way too right-wing to be acceptable around here. We used to have decent Republicans like Kean and Fenwick, at least; now we get these Atlas Shrugged thugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/24/2011|
I don't care about his weight, I just think he's an asshole and a bad governor.
He's arrogant, entitled, and his policies are counterproductive to promoting education and prosperity.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/24/2011|
If he was drawn into four corners, I'd fuck his face
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/24/2011|
I think it depends on where you're from. They probably consider him a svelte fuck in flyover.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/24/2011|
R18, no we don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/25/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/25/2011|
Obama's worst nightmare!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/25/2011|
fat fuck. Hypocrite, asshole, arrogant piece of shit. In fact his personality & politics are so repulsive he's the only fat person I allow myself to make fun of for being fat. His physical appearance is like his personality: overblown, blowhard, offensive, takes up all the space, gluttonous .. . and he has a perfectly matching PIG face for his PIG personality and body. If he doesn't have an intelligent answer to a very valid question, he just bullies the person or group who asked it. He's a fat fuck bully, that's all he is. Takes a fucking private helicopter to his kid's sports games . . typical of republicans who bitch about what everyone else wants to use tax dollars for. Fuck him!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/20/2012|
Fat fuck. As a New Jerseyan may I say that this state sucks at voting for governors. We rarely get it right. (No I didn't vote for him).
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/20/2012|
future coronary victim, in the very near future, one hopes.
Well, millions do.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/20/2012|
Hmmmmmm Well what can I say, Huge butt, phat slob, arrogant, Fascist, 1000 white castle (a-day porker) Plutocratic mindset ideological baf-fone.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/26/2012|
What irritates me the most is that the media and the GOP keep on giving him more attention than he deserves and try to promote him as Presidential material even though he is 300 pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/26/2012|
How many old people his size do you see?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/26/2012|
This overblown obscenity was actually elected in NJ? Oh the horror, the horror.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/26/2012|
Come on. Have a little pity for a fat guy who hasn't seen his dick in years.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/26/2012|
He's not the only one, R29.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/26/2012|
I am not comfortable to criticize someone's looks and weight, but I have no problem to disagree with a person's opinions, agendas, and actions.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/26/2012|
R31, the weight issue is relevant.
If a politician is at a greater risk of dying of heart disease or heart attack, the public has the right to take that into consideration in evaluating his fitness for office.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/26/2012|
I've always called him the fat fuck. And yes, I've been criticized for focusing on his weight; but to me it seems to be symbolic of his heavy, mean attitude. And yes, he's probably going to stroke out one of these days. OR, if he really wants to go on to a bigger political career, he'll have some kind of surgery, and after he loses, oh, 150 or so pounds, swear he did it himself with diet and exercise.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/26/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/26/2012|
As my dear late father used to chant about his fat sister-in-law he couldn't stand:
Fat fuck, fat fuck, FAT FUCK!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/26/2012|
Total fat fuck
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/26/2012|
He's morbidly obese, and his weight demonstrates irresponsibility and carelessness, and a lack of concern for himself, others, and health in general. He's an addict, no different than an alcoholic or a drug addict, and he should be electable solely because of his weight. I wish voters would project this for all obese politicians.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/26/2012|
Repellant hypocritical former bag-boy for Karl Rove. But I wouldn't call him a fat fuck. That's rude. Just a sick fuck is good enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/26/2012|
Not only that R33, but he'll be even meaner because he's hungry!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/26/2012|
As a Jerseyite I am appalled that he is popular in the state. He's a mean, name-calling,bullying asshole and the people think this is a good thing?
Oh yea and he really is a fat fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/26/2012|
Thank you r38. "Sick fuck" it is.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/26/2012|
"Fat" isn't a mere insult to be eschewed; it is, rather, an essential element of Christie's bullying swagger. His Al Capone-like build gives Christie his Al Capone-like demeanor.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/26/2012|
""Fat"...is, rather, an essential element of Christie's bullying swagger"
When his party is voting to cut food stamps to the very poorest, it is actually a profoundly sickening "fuck you" to every right thinking American...
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/26/2012|
I don't think Capone was anywhere near as fat as Christie.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/26/2012|
Chris Crisco is a fat fuck and a vile piece of pig shit, for all the reasons mentioned above.
And you know that fat fuck can't wipe his ass properly or get himself clean down there. Nasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/26/2012|
Christie looks like a bloated toad. Very Mob looking. If her were a car he'd be Linclon Town Car, they look alike from behind.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/26/2012|
[quote]even though he is 300 pounds.
300 pounds? Not unless he's 5 foot tall. He is close to 375, if he's a pound.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/26/2012|
...and an ugly one too!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/26/2012|
Well, he sure as hell ain't no skinny fuck!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/26/2012|
I believe he is a disgusting Rebublican. I don't care if he weighs 400 lbs? Why the fuck would I care what he weighs? HE'S A GODDAMN REPUBLICAN!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/26/2012|
He is Fatfuck McFuckerson.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/26/2012|
HONGRAY...where are the OREOS?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/26/2012|
New Jersey's Wide Load
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/26/2012|
"How about Chris for 'The Lanza Story?'"
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/26/2012|
He is certainly not a THIN fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/28/2012|
As someone with a lifelong tendency to get too fat (though never anywhere near as fat as Chris Christie is) I recognize the fact that his obesity is a mark of profound suffering, and I'm sorry he has to go through that. But he is a rotten human being and a rotten public servant and I'm disgusted he's in office.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/28/2012|
"You FAT FUCK!!!!"
--Meryl Streep in "Adaptation"
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/28/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/28/2012|
Chris Christie is mean but I know he doesn't want to be that fat. It's a serious problem and I'm sure he has health problems because of it. The point is, he has his healthcare insurance paid for...many of us don't have shit when it comes to healthcare and he doesn't give a damn.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/28/2012|
Chris Christie is like Rush Limbaugh...simply mean and without morals.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/28/2012|
FatFuck Christie. New Jerseys verry own EXTRA WIDE LOAD.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/02/2012|
Why does he walk around with a tucked shirt if he's not going to wear a jacket?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/02/2012|
Chris Christie is so fucking fat he has his own gravitational pull. Think "Death Star."
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/02/2012|
Chris Christie picks his teeth with Ann Coulter.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/02/2012|
the fattest of arrogant bullying fucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||07/02/2012|
Fat fat water rat, 50 bullets in your hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/02/2012|
He looks like he belongs in a southern courtroom in the 1950s with pit stains and suspenders.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/02/2012|
Fat fuck, wrong politics. Here he is trying to squeeze into a car after appearing at a Mitt Romney fundraiser.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/02/2012|
I can get through a 10-minute denunciation of this foul, crude, dishonest, nasty man without once descending to the matter of his weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/02/2012|
Keep it classy, Chris.
Christie Calls Reporter 'Idiot' and 'Stupid' at Press Conference
By Shushannah Walshe | ABC OTUS News â 4 hrs ago
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, known for his tough talking style, snapped at a reporter Saturday because he asked a question unrelated to the nature of the press conference.
Reporters were told to keep the questions on topic and related to an emergency at a water treatment plant in Monmouth County. But when one reporter strayed from the after-effects of the storm in asking a question, Christie fired back.
"Did I say on topic? Are you stupid? On topic, on topic. Next question," Christie said, clearly angry at the question.
According to ABC News video of the incident, the reporter asked if the governor was "going to be addressing the state legislature" on Monday. Christie is in the midst of a budget battle with state legislators and has called a special session in Trenton. But he did not want to talk about it at the press conference over the weekend.
Christie asked the group of reporters if they had any on topic questions before ending the press conference.
"Thank you all very much, and I'm sorry for the idiot over there. Take care," Christie said before leaving the podium.
Christie is known for a sometimes brusque style and has a history of getting angry at reporters and constituents. In March, Christie called a former Navy SEAL an "idiot." Last year he got into a shouting match with a teacher when she asked the governor, "You don't send your children to public schools. You send them to private schools, so I was wondering why you think it's fair to be cutting funding to public schools?" Christie angrily replied that it was "none of your business."
Mitt Romney tends to tease Christie about his style when the two campaign together. He did it just last Tuesday when the two appeared at a fundraiser together in the Garden State.
"That man really is something, you know that? I was hoping someone in here would start to heckle him so I could watch him go to town here. But you know better, don't ya? What an extraordinary leader," Romney said, according to a pool report.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/02/2012|
He should wear a jacket 100% of the time. That tucked-in shirt look is too gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||07/02/2012|
I rarely read the comments at yahoo because they're rabid red staters, but I had to see what they were saying about Christie and they don't like him either.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/02/2012|
He may be fat, but Christie's trying to get the state in good financial shape. He's wants to create a 10% income tax cut now. The Democrats want to stall until next year. He ordered them back to Trenton today to deal with the situation. So sad, too bad. They expected to get this as a week's vacation because Wednesday is July 4th.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/02/2012|
I heard he wants to replace "Meatball Grinder" as the state bird.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/02/2012|
r73 either you are a total moron or a white millionaire male who thinks Gov Crisco is some god. (However, the white trash males of NJ also believe he is a god.) That 10 percent tax cut is a fucking joke (for everyone except the idle rich), and you know it.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/02/2012|
A picture of him in the Newark Star Ledger on Sunday was jaw dropping. The man is as wide as a park bench and round as the front wheel of a circus unicycle. He looks like he is about to explode.
I bet when he is not reelected, he'll appear on "The Biggest Loser" - for two obvious reasons - just to keep his frame in lights.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||07/02/2012|
Fat Fuck and a loudmouth bully!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||07/02/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||07/02/2012|
Oh my,he looks disgusting on the news just now-he can barely sit!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||07/03/2012|
Of course, what no one wants to talk about here in NJ is that Crisco Christie is not the tough guy he claims. Ancient Chinese proverb: "An empty barrel makes the most noise."
*Donald Norcross is the uber Democratic boss of Camden County. Interesting that the voter turnout there in 2009 was lower than average, in particular with Democrats. Let's see. Who is going to benefit from the Rutgers-Camden and Rowan deal?
Norcross. Btw, for a governor who claims to save us money, he sure likes to give Norcross what he wants.
*The Essex County Democratic machine, bought for by Donald Norcross, who does exactly what he tells them. Who will benefit from the UNDMJ and Rutgers merger? You got it. The Essex County Democratic machine, and therefore Norcross.
When Norcross talks, Christie listens. The same is true with Raymond Lezniak, the Democratic boss of North Jersey (and gayer than the color pink). Lezniak owns the city of Elizabeth and the surrounding suburbs. Christie will never, never move against Lezniak.
The fat fuck owes his career to Democrats who rule the state like a medieval kingdom made up of duchys and city-states. As for the Corey Brooker, please. He wants to be our next Senator, and will be--if he does not piss off Lezniak and Norcross. Mark my words, Christie will make sure that there is no serious Rethug challenger.
Btw, word has it that Brooker likes his women white and young, and the reason he is not married is because his women is both. That will not go over well with the sisters and brothers in Newark. He also deals with Christie, and the fat fuck will negotiate as long as the Democratic vote in Newark is not as high in turnout as in the past.
One more thing.
Christie's wife has the money. Lots and lots and lots and lots of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||07/03/2012|
The morbidly obese Christie has an ugliness that comes from within.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||07/03/2012|
We call him Gov. Krispy Kreme.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||07/03/2012|
R80, that raises the question of why she ever married him.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||07/03/2012|
stupid fat fuck real peice of americana shit
|by Anonymous||reply 84||08/07/2012|
Beyond vile. He's ugly, fat, repulsive, foul-mouthed, and angry... and headed for big things is Mittens should (God forbid) become president. Americans naturally love Gov. Crisco because he reminds them of themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||08/08/2012|
I think of him as Jersey's own Jabba The Hutt.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||08/08/2012|
He's Jupiter with a piehole!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||08/08/2012|
He makes the Goodyear Blimp look small......and such a bautiful complexion- are those pimples, warts, or tumors on his ugly face?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||08/08/2012|
he is not only a fat fuck...he is a cardiac arrest waiting to happen...a stroke maybe following. A big, fat piece of fat will break off in his aortic artery and cause a huge heart attack and some will find it's way into his big fat brain...and cause a big fat stroke.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/12/2012|
The last time someone with his girth came to Jersey, things didnt end that well....
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/12/2012|
W&W for R87!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/12/2012|
I would love to see Tim Tebow and Peyton Manning in a Threesome with Big Butt in the Middle. LOL A good fat fuck all the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||11/01/2012|
i give him 3 years before a triple heart bypass.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||11/01/2012|
He has a very peculiar shape.
He is not fat in a way that many are fat.
He has his own unusual shape that is not common.
Particularly noticeable when he walks around without a suit jacket.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||11/01/2012|
Up until this week, yes, and I probably still do to a large extent, but my opinion of him has gone up slightly because of his praise for Obama this week.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||11/01/2012|
no fats, no femmes, no asians.....
|by Anonymous||reply 96||11/01/2012|
When he toured storm damage with the President, he was wearing striped trousers. He looked like the Penguin.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||11/01/2012|
Imagine him clapping those ass cheeks naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||11/02/2012|
Most of his weight or fat is concentrated in his buttock. Notice how large it is when he is not wearing his jacket. He wears very tight pants too to be so heavy and they are pulled up high around the waist which gives him a very unusual shape and motion. And, he is not handsome but does have good facial features to be so large.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||11/02/2012|
He's got quite striking eyes. Strong featured face.
It'd be interesting to see what he'd look like if he lost the weight and his face slimmed down.
He is what he is I guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||11/02/2012|
If he lost a bit of weight I think he could be quite attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||11/02/2012|
you just know his blow hole smells
|by Anonymous||reply 102||11/02/2012|
Chris Christie is a fat fuck. it is a matter of fact not an opinion.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||11/02/2012|
sometimes you can see his camel toe!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||11/02/2012|
Fat Fuck Bully!
And OP - this should have been a poll.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||11/02/2012|
How about Chris for the Lanza Story?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||11/02/2012|
how does he even fit on the toilet? he probably hasn't seen his dick in decades!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||11/02/2012|
Chris Christie is a TRAITOR!!!!!! His stupid horns were twisted when he got passed over for Paul Ryan! GOOD FOR MITT!!! Christie showed his TRUE colors today! What a FAT ASS JERK!!! He ain't getting relected no matter how many dripping cheese burgers he eats! He is a FAT LOSER!!! Cory Booker NEXT GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY!!! Get that UGLY MISERABLE MEAN TEMPERED LYING PIECE OF SH%T OUT OF OUR STATE!!! He said he wouldn't raise taxes! He was gettin Obama money from FEMA. So why is he raising taxes that disgusting fat A#$ good for nothing???
|by Anonymous||reply 108||11/16/2012|
If Chris Christie at his heaviest had sex with Aretha Franklin at her heaviest, who'd be on top?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||11/17/2012|
Morbidly obese Chris Christie is a good match for morbidly obese Maggie Gallagher.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||11/17/2012|
Chris Christie, Aretha Franklin and Maggie Gallagher as a threesome in an inside-out Oreo sex sandwich.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||11/17/2012|
I think of him as a Republican, which automatically makes him repulsive.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||11/17/2012|
How about Chris for the Lanza Story?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||12/13/2012|
I don't think of him at all....I keep my mind on the money.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||12/16/2012|
He is the embodiment of the characteristics of New Jersians. I bet he drives like a maniac and like shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||12/16/2012|
Fat fuck. Douche bag, lying asshole, full-of-shit, scrotum licking fucktard, asshole.
Is that too much?! Did I mention I think he's a douchebag fucktard?!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||12/17/2012|
I want to smell his blow hole
|by Anonymous||reply 117||12/17/2012|
You FAT FUCK!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/17/2012|
Money hungry fat piece of shit now he's ripping off the lottery and taking out the winning tickets he sucks a big one
|by Anonymous||reply 119||02/06/2013|
He is going to be President in 4 yrs.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||02/06/2013|
No He's Not, He's A Classless A Hole
|by Anonymous||reply 121||02/06/2013|
I shudder to even begin to imagine his anus...
|by Anonymous||reply 122||02/06/2013|
Get him Michelle! He's just another lard ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||02/06/2013|
You certainly don't need to be a doctor or genius to see that he is a fat fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||02/07/2013|
Chris Christie is the archetype of the "New Jersey asshole." No way is he a serious contender for the Presidency - he is repellent to the rest of the country.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||02/07/2013|
He is a fat fucking pig. He is a heart attack and stroke waiting to happen. He is an obvious piece of shit because he has no care for the kids he brought into this world knowing he is going to die soon from a heart attack, or better yet stroke out and his kids can cry day after day as they visit him drooling and pooping himself in the hospital for a year or two. Fat fuck. Too bad I like his politics.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||02/08/2013|
I saw him interviewed on channel 13 in NY and the interviewer asked him how come he was always saying Obama was a terrible leader who didn't know what he was doing until Christie needed his help.
His Wadness didn't even hesitate. "Oh, he has been a terrible leader, couldn't lead at all in 4 years. He just happened to get this one right. He finally acted like a leader."
|by Anonymous||reply 127||02/08/2013|
He's belligerent and morbidly obese. He is so fat. Yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||02/08/2013|
A despicable human being. Crude, crass, volatile,arrogant, belligerent, fugly
|by Anonymous||reply 129||02/08/2013|
this fat fuck probably farts enough methane daily to power a stove, one the fat fucks wife could then cook more cake and pie for his fat ass and big mouth.... he is a loud dismal piece of shit. the fat fuck turns sideways to get through a 32 inch door, unless you throw a cookie across the threshold, fat fuck aint seen his little dick in forever. th probably has roids bigger then his fat lips..big mouth munchkin.. yes is
|by Anonymous||reply 130||02/08/2013|
CC has fangurls here. Watch out.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||02/08/2013|
I find his belligerent personality attractive
|by Anonymous||reply 132||02/08/2013|
Fuck is too beautiful a word to associate with a Republican.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||02/08/2013|
Chris Christie may be a ft fuck but he is no Fat Face Tiffani Thiessen.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||02/08/2013|
I thought he showed wit, charm (in a fat fuck way) and some nascent acting talent in his appearance on Weekend Update on SNL (the Jeremy Renner episode.). Agree with the poster that say his face is actually not bad looking; I bet he would be good-looking with a ton of weight off.
Doubt if he could be elected President though; fat or not, is way too "belligerent East Coast"-ish for the rest of the country. I think.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||02/08/2013|
You've ruined my life, you FAT FUCK!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 136||02/08/2013|
He's a fat fuck. He also has decent political skills and some weird kind of fat guy charisma.
He'll have a lot of trouble with the GOTP if he tries for national office anytime soon. The baggers and jesus freaks will still be fucking up the Republican game for the next two or three election cycles. They hate Christie.
Also, he's just too overweight to be elected President or Vice President. The days when a fat fuck like William Howard Taft could win a national election are long gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||02/08/2013|
He's like a beautiful mountain.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||02/08/2013|
He reminds me of my rotund Italian grandfather who lived well into his 80's and was as wide as he was tall. Being fat didn't shorten his life for some odd reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||02/08/2013|
I don't think of him as human....I don't think of him at all.
I keep my mind on the money....keeping my eyes on his fat rolls.....
|by Anonymous||reply 140||02/08/2013|
I'm a chubby chaser and I want Chris Christie to shove his thick donut-eating cock up my ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||02/08/2013|
Wow, have never known anyone on DL to say that before R141!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||02/08/2013|
William Howard Taft was the only morbidly obese President, and of course he was from an era without mass media except for newspapers.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||02/08/2013|
[quote]I'm a chubby chaser and I want Chris Christie to shove his thick donut-eating cock up my ass.
Best of luck to you finding his dick somewhere in all those rolls of lard.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||02/08/2013|
The more Christie talks, the less viable he becomes. I hope he is invited to speak on many, many national talk shows. This guy is an oaf. A rude, belligerent oaf.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||02/08/2013|
Why does a fat guy like Christie keep living but a fat guy like John Candy dies?
|by Anonymous||reply 146||02/08/2013|
He's fit fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||02/08/2013|
Christie is a fat turd.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||02/08/2013|
Chris Christie has fangirls? WTF, R131?
I am hoping against hope that he won't be our President in 2016, but the Dems don't have any viable candidates, so it could happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||02/08/2013|
He thinks he is to cool to fool, loud mouth bully, if he was a construction worker some one would put a boot up his ass and wear him like a snow shoe, but the miserable fat fuck knows he can run his mouth and bully people without anyone taking him behind the shed and putting a thump on his PIE HOLE... fat boy is full of his self.he is gonna stroke out takin a big shit one day. he claims he is healthy fat fuck ....... PLEASE
|by Anonymous||reply 150||02/08/2013|
choke you fat pig dick smoker choke and do us all a favor
|by Anonymous||reply 151||02/24/2013|
[quote]I'm a chubby chaser and I want Chris Christie to shove his thick donut-eating cock up my ass.
Are you also one of those people who thinks Kevin James (King of Queens) is sexy?
|by Anonymous||reply 152||02/24/2013|
he's a fat fuck who finally got his karma--fuck the boardwalk---=glad it burned---keep shooting off your mouth you fat cunt :)---nuke jersey--fuck your exit you cunt
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/13/2013|
Why does this fatso think he can be President?
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/13/2013|
i think he's our next winning ticket.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||09/13/2013|
He's profoundly stupid, uncharismatic, and unsympathetic in every sense of the word, and yet self-assured beyond all reason. Like Dick Cheney.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||09/13/2013|
I don't like his personality, his politics or his body.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/13/2013|
He is a fat piece of shit and I hope is fucking heart explodes.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||09/28/2013|
He is just lucky that Shaq didn't try and dribble him, because he looks like a ball in this picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/28/2013|
I admire the fact he is outspoken and says what he believes. You know where he stands. He can think for himself and doesn't tow a party line (not a trait one sees on DL).
|by Anonymous||reply 160||09/28/2013|
I'd say the lap band procedure failed?
|by Anonymous||reply 161||09/28/2013|
He's a morbidly obese jackass.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||09/28/2013|
FAT FUCK all the way.
This should have been a pol.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||09/28/2013|
Eric Cartman grown up. No, wait, that's somewhat charitable. I guess FAT FUCK pretty much covers it.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||09/28/2013|
I actually was starting to respect what he was trying to do until his extreme opposition to gay marriage in NJ
|by Anonymous||reply 165||09/28/2013|
Do you think of Chris Christie as a fat fuck? Well since I am not blind, I would have to say, Yes.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||09/30/2013|
[quote]He can think for himself and doesn't tow a party line (not a trait one sees on DL).
What a crook of shit. If he thought for himself, he would know the citizens of his state are okay with gay marriage. But instead, he tows the party line and tries to block it from happening.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||09/30/2013|
In the water, he's a very skinny lady.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||09/30/2013|
he loves to eat too much, he ain't gonna be president. No fatties in the white house.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||09/30/2013|
He seems so straightforward compared to most politicians. I like him
|by Anonymous||reply 170||09/30/2013|
do you know how this fat fuck got his money. he stole it from you and i. I think he should be in prison or with a bullet in his head
|by Anonymous||reply 171||11/07/2013|
He's a very clean old fat fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||11/07/2013|
I think he is a big asshole. However, I appreciate the frankness and honesty. Better a big asshole telling it like he sees it than some politician toadying to everyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||11/07/2013|
tows the party line?
|by Anonymous||reply 174||11/07/2013|
If he wins, will they have to pull the Taft bathtub out of storage?
|by Anonymous||reply 175||11/07/2013|
Yeah R22, E40, R65, R77, R81, R109, R145, R157 !
|by Anonymous||reply 176||11/09/2013|
he wont play outside of new jersey. He wasted millions on a special election last month. He wasted millions of Sandy money in what was purely to get fat face time on the taxpayers dime. He is a RINO backstabber.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||11/10/2013|
[quote]If he wins, will they have to pull the Taft bathtub out of storage?
|by Anonymous||reply 178||11/10/2013|
Obscenely gross fuck head fat fuck, in danger of a massive heart attack, heart attack fat fucking loser. I hope he gets anal cancer.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||01/09/2014|
He is a fat fuck and pretty damn stupid. Hes a fat slobbering moron and makes NJ look bad. And running for president....lol he can't even run a damn state. Im sure hes held up many buffet lines the same way he held up traffic. He shut down the bridge so he could get to the buffet fitst. fat fuck ls an understatement.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/21/2014|
No, rather, everytime I see his photo, there is his tiny mouth open in anticipation of the next cheeseburger. I went out with a "big guy" once (they're never fat, but big) and his penis was hidden under a large sweaty, flaky, smelly 1kg layer of flesh flap. I had to roll it back to find his penis. He claims to be so great in bed, but there's only one position he can have sex in: flat on his back. Why aren't people asking the obvious question: Chris? Why did you abuse yourself in this way? So nasty, so gross. I can't stop thinking about his penis flap.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/12/2014|
I think he's tremendous!
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/12/2014|
I hate the fat mother fucking self serving lying bastard
|by Anonymous||reply 183||10/05/2014|
He's an obnoxious POS.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||10/05/2014|
A fat, non-fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||10/05/2014|
had to believe he went from a normal size to 400 pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||10/05/2014|
The most disgusting fat fuck of a fascist pig ever to have oinked its way out of the mire of NJ.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||10/28/2014|
Just a fuck. If he weighed 100 lbs. he'd still be a fuck, an evil one at that.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||10/28/2014|
I was hoping the Bridge Scandal had ruined his chances for the White House. But I am ever so happy that his bungling of the Ebola crisis has pretty much finished him off.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||10/28/2014|
Great Governor -- we must speak the truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||10/28/2014|
I don't like the guy and I don't find him attractive.
I've never thought of him as a fat fuck, but then I'm not prone to dramatic and mean reductionism.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||10/28/2014|
He's the big fat kid on the playground that bullied everyone's kids and got away with it. Same kid now in politics with the same attitude I can bully and get away with it..... In short pure Republican It's actually not about him being fat. It's about mass so much mass.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||10/28/2014|
R192 is right on target.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||10/28/2014|
Yes and a ignorant fat bastard. He is arrogant,stupid and a crook.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||10/29/2014|
[quote]Great Governor -- we must speak the truth.
The people who actually live in his state say otherwise.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||10/29/2014|
I hate the fucker, and voted for Barbara Buono. I can't understand why he got elected again, he's as crooked as they come he makes Corzine look like an angel.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||10/29/2014|
yes he is a fat fuckin pig. he a nasty fat pig as well we like fat bastard he got nicer after the subway diet
|by Anonymous||reply 197||10/30/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 198||10/30/2014|
You know he smells.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||10/31/2014|
Disgusting Fat Fuck, willing to blow Republicans or Democrats at the drop of a hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||01/05/2015|
hoping he gets a myocardial infarction, massive & fatal of course
|by Anonymous||reply 201||01/15/2015|
Last time he wore cordury pants, he started a fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||01/15/2015|
Chris Crisco, fat fuck...I should now.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||01/15/2015|
He's a fuck; doesn't matter if he's fat. If he lost all the extra weight he'd still be a fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||01/15/2015|
His weight isn't healthy but it's really his big mouth and bully tactics that turn me off to him. There's no way I want him to be president after that bridge closing scandal. Something was majorly fishy there whether it was provable or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||01/15/2015|
He was a bully in high school.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||01/15/2015|
He was supposed to be at John Kasich's inauguration last Monday night in Columbus, OH. But the event was going to coincide with the big football game, and attendance was expected to be minimal. So Crispy cancelled! Blaming it on the weather but you know it was because of "lack of attendance". Attention whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||01/16/2015|
Low class mick guinea
|by Anonymous||reply 208||01/16/2015|
There is another embarrassing public relations disaster making the local news in Jersey and New York. It has to do with his "friendship" with Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. And explains why Jones was flying his fat ass to the play-off games. The IZOD Center is closing. Christie claims it's because it loses money. Truth is, the Prudential Center in Newark is going to benefit. Can you guess who owns the Prudential Center?
|by Anonymous||reply 209||01/16/2015|
Of course talking down a navy seal what a dumb stupid fat obiese load of lard
|by Anonymous||reply 210||01/19/2015|
He's a fat presumptuous fuck with eight sets of hanging ham flaps.
I hope all the criminal twats covering for him in his office do the maximum, instead of being rewarded for their "loyalty."
|by Anonymous||reply 211||01/20/2015|
I sort of thought it was funny when I intimidated Joy Behar and got her all flustered at that roast last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||01/20/2015|
make that he^^^
I was not there.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||01/20/2015|
Oh yeah: a fat RAPEY fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||01/20/2015|
He's hot, fucking him would be heaven, when can I start?
|by Anonymous||reply 215||01/20/2015|
You have a thing for Fred Flintstone, maybe?
|by Anonymous||reply 216||01/20/2015|
He is like a hard fatty meatball in the bottom of the pot
|by Anonymous||reply 217||01/21/2015|
The fatest of the fuckiest.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||01/21/2015|
I had a phase where I was into chubs and I would jerk off to the idea of Christie sucking me off haaaaaah. Now that it's on the mind I might pull off to it later!
|by Anonymous||reply 219||01/21/2015|
Can't stand him, and forgive me if this has been posted earlier in the comments, but I don't have time at the moment to read everything:
Christie's office refuses to release $800,000 in credit card bills
|by Anonymous||reply 220||01/21/2015|
Fat waffle boy. Keep meatballs in your mouth if you are going to say stupid things.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||02/04/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 222||02/04/2015|
There's more disturbing potential candidates in the GOP field for 2016 than Chris Christie. With the bridge shut-down scandal, I'm not so keen on his administrative style and sensitivities for regular constituents. Also, these shout-downs come across more as rudeness rather than portraying a passionate leader as some may think. Those aggressive confrontations may not play well with seasoned voters in the south and midwest. However, his ideas and politics are not as crazy as most with GOP Presidential ambitions. Being obese can make one defensive. However, being real heavy doesn't make one's personality which is mostly developed when a young child. Fat people can be kind. Other fat people can be mean. Being obese is simply unhealthy and that's as far as I would take it, other than saying self-perception does get impacted in unmeasured ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||02/04/2015|
Yes. I recently saw a photo of him when he was in his late twenties or so and he was average weight and very nice looking. He has good features and if he were to lose some more weight, he would not be too bad. I like that he wears his pants up high and tight. If he didn't he would look like a slob. Over half of the weight is in his buttocks. I wonder if he is more congenial when not in the public eye?
|by Anonymous||reply 224||02/11/2015|
The pizza, burgers, steaks, submarine/cheesesteak sandwiches, fries, chips, white pasta, cola, etc. Taste great, but all the sugar, salt, wrong fats, with little exercise and he'll be headed for Type 2 diabetes and coronary disease. No higher office is worth it if you lose your health, Chris. The message is you're trying. Stay with the program and ramp it up. Ole' Huckabee lost much weight a few years back, and gained most of it back. As much as I disdain some of Al Sharpton's actions, the guy had lost a lot of weight and has kept it off. I commend him for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||02/20/2015|
He was never good looking. If his face had any more craters Neil Armstrong would be planting a flag on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||02/20/2015|
That is like asking if water is wet. Of course he's a fuck fat. With decending poll numbers. The best kind of fat fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||02/20/2015|
He tripped on 5th Avenue and landed on 6th.
He jumped in the air once and got stuck.
I had to take a taxi and 2 buses to get around him.
He went out in high heels and struck oil.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||02/20/2015|
Yes, he's a fat fuck. It's been fact checked and confirmed
|by Anonymous||reply 229||02/20/2015|
Yeah, but we still got to get around Hillary's piano legs.
She's gonna wear 1 pantsuit after another until it becomes a never ending joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||02/20/2015|
r230 We got around that a decade ago, you one-hundred year-old cunt.
Seriously though, looking at google images of Christie from space, I began to wonder, was that boy "molestered?"
Poor little fuck 'haid.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||02/20/2015|
You're delusional, R231.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||02/20/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 233||02/20/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 234||02/20/2015|
Chris Christie so fat he bought a jumbo bag of candy bars that said it was good until 9-15 and the whole bag was gone by 20 after 8.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||02/21/2015|
fuck chris Christie-leftist sell out deggo
|by Anonymous||reply 236||02/21/2015|
he said he would not let pot in his state fuck the fat pig bridge gate muther fuckin pig
|by Anonymous||reply 237||02/26/2015|
What r15 and r16 said. The rest of you are jealous bulimic gluten-free fuckwits whose low blood sugar levels are making you vicious. Poor little things.
Go ahead and call me "fat" in a knee-jerk fashion. As if you can see me sitting here, he who just ran four miles, you simple creatures.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||04/21/2015|
yes he is a fat fuck with a loud mouth. Even the republicans hate him.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||05/05/2015|
Ah happen to be a chubby chaser.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||05/05/2015|
He's a thug and unfit for office.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||05/05/2015|
yes that fat fuck could go with out eating for 10 years and still be overweight.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||05/05/2015|
of course, just another fat republican fuck, but its okay who else can be a governor of piece of shit state like new jersey, I think its perfect combination.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||05/17/2015|
No I just think of him as a large man.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||05/17/2015|
Christie is a disgusting human being. But, hey, don't think he won't get what's coming to him I do hope that the people of NJ never elect another fat piece of shit like this dude
|by Anonymous||reply 245||05/27/2015|
I want him to ride me while wearing his suit and spouting lines from "The Godfather" and finish right before he's ready to have a heart attack.
After that, I want him to take me to The Boardwalk, buy me fried dough (with sauce and cheese) and we both get a psychic reading together.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||05/27/2015|