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I have a really tight hole and I've never liked getting fucked because of it.

I really want to get plowed this fall. Do butt plugs, if left in long enough, really work in opening you up?

by Anonymousreply 4911/30/2012

I knew a guy once who wore them to work, and then he died.

The two were completely unrelated, however.

by Anonymousreply 109/21/2011

Well, they won't power a hairdryer, I can tell you that much.

by Anonymousreply 209/21/2011

OP, go to Target, shoplift a tee shirt, punch the security guard, and let them lock you up. Don't post bail. In three days you won't need a butt plug. You won't even need to find a boyfriend - you'll have some.

This is not to condone rape. This is to condone the hole stretching capacities of intensive cagemeat encounters.

by Anonymousreply 309/21/2011

I'm wearing one as I type this

by Anonymousreply 409/21/2011

Ask Goop.

by Anonymousreply 509/22/2011

No. The poop eventually wins.

by Anonymousreply 609/22/2011

Spend some time to finger your hole. It will get used to one, two or more fingers and some minutes later with some lube you will be able to stick an average sized dildo up your ass. I consider buttplugs only suitable for pornshoots to get the bottom loose enough for more than just one big dick for a longer period of time.

by Anonymousreply 709/22/2011

How many days before you get fucked should you shove up a buttplug?

by Anonymousreply 809/22/2011

For edification-

by Anonymousreply 909/22/2011

[quote] I have a really tight hole and I've never liked getting fucked because of it.

The reason you're tight has nothing to do with how often you get fucked, nor does it have to do with the size of what is fucking you.

It all has to do with relaxation. That's why so many queens take poppers with sex. It really puts them in a much more relaxed state, which therefore loosens the anus.

Personally, I always used alcohol to get rip-roaring drunk, and that would always make it easier to get fucked. Problem is, I ALWAYS had to have alcohol to have sex. I could never do it while sober, because I was never relaxed enough.

Another method for relaxation is the tried and true rim job. Usually, if the top really knows how to work that tongue to make your butt open up, you'll be begging for it like a Vegas whore.

The truth is, it's all mental. For most guys (meaning non WHORES), the thought of being penetrated is very nerve wracking, and thus, your butt tightens up like a fist.

Your job is to figure out how to relax and enjoy the experience. If you can do that, you'll open right up.

by Anonymousreply 1009/22/2011

much more pleasing than diodes. once you get it in, i just love squeezing on it while i jack off.

i think they look cute, too.

by Anonymousreply 1109/22/2011

Interesting. So in your mind you want to get fucked but your butt says no? A butt plug isn't going to fix the disconnect between your head and your ass.

If you want to get fucked, find somebody you really want deep inside of you, let go of all your bullshit, relax and let them in. You'll be fine.

by Anonymousreply 1209/22/2011

[quote] So in your mind you want to get fucked but your butt says no?

Not really. People just get so tense at the thought of sex, that the mind says no, and thus the butt says no. There's no disconnect. If you're tight, it's because you're either scared, or afraid, or nervous, or all of the above.

It's when you really really really want it, that you start to loosen up.

Females experience the same thing. They will feel pain in the vagina if they are nervous or scared about sex.

Both the anus and the vagina are surrounded by muscles that expand and contract. They expand when you're relaxed, and they contract when you're tense.

Interestingly, sometimes the fear and anxiety comes from your subconscious about "doing something bad," or being afraid of "getting caught."

Ever wonder how some really slutty guys can take a fist or larger? It's because they're fucking with reckless abandon. No fear, no anxiety, no problem. Either that, or they're on some major drugs.

by Anonymousreply 1309/22/2011

There's a reason it's called "the difficult brown."

by Anonymousreply 1409/22/2011

Like any muscle, if you abuse your sphincter is is not going to work very well. Same with the vagina, but your fuel system is not dependent on a properly working vagina.

R14s last paragraph flies against everything that is true about medical science. Don't do that.

by Anonymousreply 1509/22/2011

The anus is an exit. To create another usage takes time.

by Anonymousreply 1609/22/2011

[quote] R14s last paragraph flies against everything that is true about medical science. Don't do that.

I'm not condoning it, R16. It's more a case of identifying a 'personality type' who would do that.

By reckless abandon, I mean the sort of person who WOULD do meth, coke, booze, and then let someone fist them. It's not a "how to," but rather a "that's why."

Fisting is repulsive, and yet there are many guys who do it. I don't know what's the motivation, but obviously they have no problem shoving a lamppost up their ass, while other guys cringe at the thought of inserting a finger.

by Anonymousreply 1709/22/2011

TYPO...... R4 not R14

by Anonymousreply 1809/22/2011

Maybe you should try cock rings instead.

by Anonymousreply 1909/22/2011

Buttplugs are for slutty salesbottoms

by Anonymousreply 2009/22/2011

Butt plugs are SO 1970's.

by Anonymousreply 2109/22/2011

I didn't think a butt plug could hold a job, though I swear I've worked with a few.

by Anonymousreply 2209/22/2011

[quote]The reason you're tight has nothing to do with how often you get fucked, nor does it have to do with the size of what is fucking you.

That's absurd. You're saying that all assholes have the same capacity to take cock or objects and that there's no natural variation in asshole tightness.

by Anonymousreply 2309/22/2011

My asshole is just as tight as anyone else's!

by Anonymousreply 2409/22/2011

WEHT kirker?

by Anonymousreply 2509/22/2011

[quote] The anus is an exit. To create another usage takes time.

I'm going to get a tramp stamp that says [italic]This Way to the Egress[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 2609/22/2011

He swallowed a buttplug-c'est la vie

by Anonymousreply 2709/22/2011

OP = Rick Perry.

Try again, Miss Perry. Everyone from Abilene to El Paso knows that your hole can take a fire hydrant.

by Anonymousreply 2809/22/2011

I'm using one at my work desk, just to see what happens

by Anonymousreply 2909/23/2011

Well, yes, putting something up your ass will open your ass up. To a degree. That's why before getting fucked, some assplay will help to relax and enjoy being penetrated.

It only makes sense.

Also, continued buttplug or any kind of dildo play will get one used to being penetrated.

That only makes sense as well.


by Anonymousreply 3009/23/2011

My friend lucass has a butt plug but he wont tell me how it works someone tell me!?

by Anonymousreply 3103/30/2012

Unlike a vagina, the butt hole does not open up and contract to accomodate a penis. That's why it hurts. It's designed to evacuate, and after some consistent long term pounding, the anus will not shrink back to its original size. Unfortunately, it just stays open and blown.

by Anonymousreply 3203/30/2012

Get a small size butt plug from Amazon and use it during some solo sessions just to learn how to work those muscles. You can train yourself to relax those rear muscles by using the butt plug a few times. I'm suggesting buying from Amazon so the mail lady doesn't see a return address from Mansex Warehouse or something like that.

by Anonymousreply 3303/30/2012

[quote]Unfortunately, it just stays open and blown.

thanks, frothy. Any more myths?

by Anonymousreply 3403/30/2012

R32, I thought the frequent buttsex = loose hole/bathroom problems thing was a myth. Can any eldergays confirm or deny?

by Anonymousreply 3503/30/2012

[quote]I have a really tight hole ...

No dear. You have a high F-stop.

Does no one appreciate the value of euphemism anymore?

by Anonymousreply 3603/30/2012

Hey! Yes I do believe they work but a finger or two in there is a better first step. My asshole was too tight to get a dick in for ages even if he tried real hard. wore a buttplug often (which feels nice & looks beautiful) and now it doesnt hurt at all. I recommend you start small and work your way up. I dont use the hole too often for sex but since my lil buttplug wearing time it hasnt gone back to like a virgin ass. It looks much nicer as well now its been utilised a bit in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 3708/09/2012

OP, I think you're confusing "Almost Butt Plug" with "Genuine Butt Plug" which is made by Snap-On Butt Tools.

by Anonymousreply 3808/09/2012

Butt plugs. Why pay for getting constipated.

I love dick, am out and have an amazing sex life with my partner, but all the anal stuff, although hot sometimes, seems like some stupid replication of heteronormative sex.

by Anonymousreply 3908/09/2012

I got my butt plug at Ikea and all the instruction were in Swedish. By trial and error I have learnt it's not made for ones ears or nostrils. With modest effort it snaps into my ass, so I'm going with that for the time being.

It really makes my eyes water when I pull it out too fast. Any suggestions?

by Anonymousreply 4008/09/2012

Silicone butt-plugs are marvelous, expensive but worth it. So much more comfortable than the old kind, I can keep them in for hours and hours. Bottoms love to keep their hole constantly wrecked, we just love that feeling. I've got the extra-large size (of the linked plug) in me now, pure heaven. Sorting my porn pic collection and watching baseball, baseball players are so masculine and hot.

by Anonymousreply 4108/09/2012

You ALL are sick... But thing is working fine just get fimiliar whit it and pump it and use it and be ready :-) sry my English

by Anonymousreply 4211/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 4311/30/2012

butt plugs or anal dilators will help greatly. start small and work your way up. baby bottom steps.

by Anonymousreply 4411/30/2012

R11...DIODES?!?! Really? Damn, now I know why my electronic friends refer to them as "Rectum Friers." You'd have to be an electronics geek to get that joke. Nevermind.

by Anonymousreply 4511/30/2012

Why would you blow open your hole?

by Anonymousreply 4611/30/2012

I always thought buttplugs were for pleasure, not for training.

by Anonymousreply 4711/30/2012

You only need a small one just to learn how to use those muscles.

by Anonymousreply 4811/30/2012
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