I can't afford a liposuction doctor and I am tired of being fat. Has anyone here performed self lipo at home? How did it go? Any tips?
Can you liposuction yourself at home?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/10/2015|
Just stab yourself and shove the vacuum hose in there. Easy.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/17/2011|
Use a Dyson.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/17/2011|
I prefer the mile for lipo- and blow- jobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/17/2011|
Fuck me! I mean't MIELE. Fucking autocorrect--I eat shit...
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/17/2011|
Don't be silly OP. For the amount of time you would have to take off work to recover, you are better off developing a coke habit. %0D %0D Tapeworms are tempting but the thought of one wiggling about inside of me is creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/17/2011|
Just make sure you use a fresh bag!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/17/2011|
OP, even if you had a liposuction, the real work starts after the surgery to prevent fat from accumulating. Get to a gym and get busy. You know what to do. Lipo is painful, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/17/2011|
It's fun and easy! You need just three simple tools: a box cutter, a straw and a glue gun. It gives total new meaning to the term "self-suck." The results are amazing! The difference in how you will look the next day is stark!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/17/2011|
There's home lipo kits now available at your local drug store. Good Luck!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/17/2011|
I wish people took this thread more seriously. I have a pesky four pounds that I just CANNOT get rid of!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/17/2011|
You can get the special lipo suction tube for your Hoover. They often have them used on eBay for less than $50.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/17/2011|
R9 what are you talking about? I was told that one cannot exercise for 6 weeks after lipo. What real work are you talking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/17/2011|
I could self-suck nose to nuts when I was a teen.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/17/2011|
Dead fraus tell no tales.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/17/2011|
[quote] For the amount of time you would have to take off work to recover, you are better off developing a coke habit.
Since I'm sure that the OP is G/R/Umpy and he's currently unemployed this should work out well for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/09/2012|
Forget the lipo, I want to hear more from r15!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/09/2012|
Oh, is that why he keeps bumping all these threads from months ago? What an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/09/2012|
I think Suzanne Somers sells a do-it-yourself lipo machine on her website. Check it out OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/09/2012|
Get a reverse-cycle Hoover with the lipo attachment. They work great!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/09/2012|
Whatever you do, don't get a Dyson lipo. Everyone who has used that ends up with a lisp.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/09/2012|
Umpina...do not try it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/09/2012|
I want to hear from someone who has had lipo.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/09/2012|
If you really want to lose fat, get your spleen removed. ...it secrets a hormone that aids the body in storing fat, you really don't need your spleen for anything, if you're fit.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/09/2012|
Just poke yourself with an ice pick and let all the gravy run out.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/09/2012|
Well, you will be dead if you do it but feel free.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/09/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/09/2012|
You can order a lipo kit from the Flow-bee people.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/09/2012|
Hell No, Fuck That Shit. Fuck you all.... Eat shit
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/13/2013|
If they sucked the fat out of me there would be nothing left in my head, lips or ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/13/2013|
I had Smart Lipo done on my upper and lower abs and also my chin/neck in December. Takes 3 months for the swelling to go all the way down. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND you read the stories at the following website before you do anything like lipo.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/13/2013|