I can't afford a liposuction doctor and I am tired of being fat. Has anyone here performed self lipo at home? How did it go? Any tips?
Can you liposuction yourself at home?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/10/2015|
Just stab yourself and shove the vacuum hose in there. Easy.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/16/2011|
Use a Dyson.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/16/2011|
I prefer the mile for lipo- and blow- jobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/16/2011|
Fuck me! I mean't MIELE. Fucking autocorrect--I eat shit...
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/16/2011|
Don't be silly OP. For the amount of time you would have to take off work to recover, you are better off developing a coke habit. %0D %0D Tapeworms are tempting but the thought of one wiggling about inside of me is creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/16/2011|
Those flesh-eating bacteria, OP ... can be harnessed and controlled. Scientists in Budapest are very close the making this startling announcement!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/17/2011|
Just make sure you use a fresh bag!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/17/2011|
see a shrink
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/17/2011|
OP, even if you had a liposuction, the real work starts after the surgery to prevent fat from accumulating. Get to a gym and get busy. You know what to do. Lipo is painful, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/17/2011|
It's fun and easy! You need just three simple tools: a box cutter, a straw and a glue gun. It gives total new meaning to the term "self-suck." The results are amazing! The difference in how you will look the next day is stark!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/17/2011|
There's home lipo kits now available at your local drug store. Good Luck!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/17/2011|
I wish people took this thread more seriously. I have a pesky four pounds that I just CANNOT get rid of!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/17/2011|
You can get the special lipo suction tube for your Hoover. They often have them used on eBay for less than $50.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/17/2011|
R9 what are you talking about? I was told that one cannot exercise for 6 weeks after lipo. What real work are you talking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/17/2011|
I could self-suck nose to nuts when I was a teen.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/17/2011|
Dead fraus tell no tales.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/17/2011|
bump, still waiting for answers.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/09/2012|
[quote] For the amount of time you would have to take off work to recover, you are better off developing a coke habit.
Since I'm sure that the OP is G/R/Umpy and he's currently unemployed this should work out well for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/09/2012|
Forget the lipo, I want to hear more from r15!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/09/2012|
Oh, is that why he keeps bumping all these threads from months ago? What an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/09/2012|
I think Suzanne Somers sells a do-it-yourself lipo machine on her website. Check it out OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/09/2012|
Get a reverse-cycle Hoover with the lipo attachment. They work great!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/09/2012|
Whatever you do, don't get a Dyson lipo. Everyone who has used that ends up with a lisp.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/09/2012|
Umpina...do not try it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/09/2012|
I want to hear from someone who has had lipo.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/09/2012|
If you really want to lose fat, get your spleen removed. ...it secrets a hormone that aids the body in storing fat, you really don't need your spleen for anything, if you're fit.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/09/2012|
Just poke yourself with an ice pick and let all the gravy run out.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/09/2012|
Well, you will be dead if you do it but feel free.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/09/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/09/2012|
You can order a lipo kit from the Flow-bee people.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/09/2012|
Hell No, Fuck That Shit. Fuck you all.... Eat shit
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/13/2013|
If they sucked the fat out of me there would be nothing left in my head, lips or ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/13/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/13/2013|
Why are so many of these commenters such assholes? Snide rude remarks aren't funny. Yes, it's kind of dangerous questions when posed from your average person who has absolutely no business trying to essentially perform surgery. That said it wasn't THAT long ago that you needed way more time spent in a library to find out absolutely everything about that how certain breakthroughs or discoveries. It's POSSIBLE one day we might be able to. Just lay off the rudeness huh? It doesn't help the person asking the question and it certainly shouldn't raise anyone's opinion about you as a human being
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/10/2015|