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If Matt Damon were to go to prison, how would he be treated?

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by Anonymousreply 9403/08/2013

Picture #2

by Anonymousreply 109/16/2011

Picture #3

by Anonymousreply 209/16/2011

are you retarded?

by Anonymousreply 309/16/2011

DUH, Mary!

by Anonymousreply 409/16/2011

He would be very popular due to his enormous personality.

by Anonymousreply 509/16/2011

with love and affection.

by Anonymousreply 609/16/2011

hopefully, somone would stomp on his thick head--- repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 709/16/2011


by Anonymousreply 809/16/2011

R5, Damon has an enormous personality?

by Anonymousreply 909/16/2011

Well you'd never have to worry about where to place your cocktail while you light a cigarette.

by Anonymousreply 1009/16/2011

Rich Celebrities don't go to prison in America.

by Anonymousreply 1109/16/2011

[quote]Rich Celebrities don't go to prison in America.

If only.

by Anonymousreply 1209/16/2011

Explanation please, R10.

by Anonymousreply 1409/16/2011

Thank you, R15.

by Anonymousreply 1609/17/2011

He's already in prison, married to that fugly beard of his.

by Anonymousreply 1709/17/2011

His choice, R17.

by Anonymousreply 1809/17/2011

I think like most male actors he'd handle it well enough.To qoute Mr Burns(simpsons) "I'd never seen a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly"

by Anonymousreply 1909/17/2011

Probably quite well since the one thing Americans, in prison or out, care more about that their own dicks, is becoming important by cozying up to the right people, in this case, with the hope of becoming a star once they make parole.

by Anonymousreply 2009/17/2011

LOL R10.

by Anonymousreply 2109/17/2011

Matt Damon was #1 until Nick Jonas arrived.

by Anonymousreply 2209/17/2011

They would do things to him that would spook the livestock. So would I.

by Anonymousreply 2309/17/2011

Thank you, R24. I try. Thanks for the great responses. Keep 'em coming.

by Anonymousreply 2509/17/2011

Nick Jonas

by Anonymousreply 2609/17/2011

r26, PUHLEESE: my butt could eat Jonas' butt for lunch... and still have room for more.

by Anonymousreply 2709/17/2011


by Anonymousreply 2809/17/2011


by Anonymousreply 2909/17/2011

Rob's seems relatively small.

by Anonymousreply 3009/17/2011

So would he be someone's prison bitch?

by Anonymousreply 3109/17/2011

Well: prison bitch or no?

by Anonymousreply 3209/18/2011

It's a good thing he's rich because he most get his pants custom made. No tailor can make normal men's pants accommodate a basketball in the back.

by Anonymousreply 3309/18/2011

R33, what do you think his waist and ass measurements are, and do you think he wears girl's pants? How do you think his pants problem compares to Anthony Recker's (see link)?

by Anonymousreply 3409/18/2011

A basketball?

by Anonymousreply 3509/18/2011

Why would people think he nneds his pants custom made? Is there such a thing as custom-made jeans?

by Anonymousreply 3609/18/2011

Isn't it great that special needs people such as R14 feel comfortable enough to post here on the DL? And then let everyone fill in their gaps in basic comprehension? Well, it all of our job, isn't it?

Let us know if you can't find you bus stop to get home, dear.

by Anonymousreply 3709/18/2011

I think Recker and Damon's asses are in the same league. The Jonai are in the minors.

by Anonymousreply 3809/18/2011

In what ways are Damon's and Recker' asses similar and dissimilar?

by Anonymousreply 3909/18/2011

Both ways

by Anonymousreply 4009/18/2011

What do you mean by "both ways", R40?

by Anonymousreply 4109/18/2011

I guy I used to work with had a freakishly protruding behind like Damon, only he wasn't attractive, he was short and he worked in accounts. Some white guys are blessed with this type of figure but mostly it just makes them look dumpy..

by Anonymousreply 4209/18/2011

Lovely imagery: "freakishly protruding".

by Anonymousreply 4309/18/2011


by Anonymousreply 4409/19/2011

[quote]What a truly weird thread, even for Datalounge.

You ain't from around here, are you?

by Anonymousreply 4509/19/2011

He'd be the number one instructor of ESL in the U.S. prison system.

by Anonymousreply 4609/19/2011

"He'd be the number one instructor of ESL in the U.S. prison system."

The Ballad of Good Will Hunting in Gaol

by Anonymousreply 4709/20/2011



by Anonymousreply 4809/20/2011

Seems a shame to put a tent over that round ass . . .

by Anonymousreply 4909/21/2011

A tent, R49?

by Anonymousreply 5009/21/2011

The caftan, r50.

Would be a damn shame to cover Mr Bubble up.

by Anonymousreply 5109/21/2011

Mr. Bubble or Ms. Bubble?

by Anonymousreply 5209/22/2011


by Anonymousreply 5309/24/2011

I'd pound Matt's ass until he couldn't walk for a week. Don't need prison for that.

by Anonymousreply 5409/24/2011

He looks like he's wearing a diaper. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 5509/24/2011

"Diaper"? Depends?

by Anonymousreply 5609/24/2011

Like a king. It's not like he would be walking into Datalounge. Just sayin'.

by Anonymousreply 5709/24/2011

Like a king? I don't even know what that means.

by Anonymousreply 5809/24/2011

He'd be treated in prison like a king, r58.

by Anonymousreply 5909/24/2011

Uppers and downers

by Anonymousreply 6010/04/2011

Did we always miss things this much?

by Anonymousreply 6110/04/2011

Huh, R61?

by Anonymousreply 6210/04/2011

King? I don't think that's the appropriate royal title.

by Anonymousreply 6310/07/2011

Today is The Damon Butt's birthday.

by Anonymousreply 6410/08/2011

Happy birthday. Thanks for the pleasure you've given many.

by Anonymousreply 6510/08/2011

Happy birthday, Damon Butt!

by Anonymousreply 6610/08/2011

How do you think he's celebrating his 41st birthday?

by Anonymousreply 6710/08/2011

Ass to face, stupid.

by Anonymousreply 6810/08/2011

Is the Butt hungover this morning after?

by Anonymousreply 6910/09/2011


by Anonymousreply 7010/09/2011

Even with Matt Damon, I see no allure in the notion of prison sex.

by Anonymousreply 7110/22/2011

Matt in prison gear for the film "Elysium".

by Anonymousreply 7210/26/2011

From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

by Anonymousreply 7311/01/2011

R29, that's an old pic and even after all those weeks on DWTS Rob K's ass is still like something hanging off the back end of William Conrad.

by Anonymousreply 7411/01/2011

Matt Damon probably has the most voluptuous male ass of any male celebrity. Anthony Recker may have a more voluptuous, curvaceous, rounder and bigger ass, but he's obviously not a major celebrity like Damon. Other major celebs may have bigger or tighter butts, but Damon's is probably more curvaceous, rounder and has better overall qualities, including size, than that of any other major male celebs.

by Anonymousreply 7511/01/2011

I wonder whether Matt Damon's female co-stars ever think, "He's got a better body than me" or whether he thinks "I have a better body than her.". What do you think?

by Anonymousreply 7611/05/2011

This guy has a very average male ass.

by Anonymousreply 7711/05/2011

R77, why do so many here like it then?

by Anonymousreply 7811/05/2011

So many? Hardly. It's a few trolls posting over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 7911/05/2011

From Matt Damon's imdb message board:

"It is an abnormally huge ass, at least he wouldn't need to take a cushion on the plane."

by Anonymousreply 8011/18/2011


by Anonymousreply 8104/29/2012

There's be a lot of soap droppin in the showers.

by Anonymousreply 8204/29/2012

Hopefully he'll find a one-term daddy with some BALLS, maybe...

by Anonymousreply 8304/29/2012

Why "BALLS", R83?

by Anonymousreply 8404/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 8507/27/2012

It would be rape rape.

by Anonymousreply 8608/09/2012

More about Damon. He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 8708/09/2012

He'd be at play in the fields of the lord.

by Anonymousreply 8810/02/2012

More Damon prison fantasies please.

by Anonymousreply 8911/05/2012


by Anonymousreply 9003/07/2013

his bubble butt would get it's very own cell

by Anonymousreply 9103/07/2013

Why, R91?

by Anonymousreply 9203/07/2013

I think this is less a matter of how he would be treated and more a matter of how his ass would be treated. He may go into prison with a round, plump ass but assuredly he would emerge with an ass pried open much wider and alot smaller and flatter--sort of pushed in looking. If he wasn't definitely gay going in, he would be upon leaving prison having left behind alot of satisfied fellow prisoners who got plenty of pieces of Damon ass.

by Anonymousreply 9303/08/2013

"more a matter of how his ass would be treated"

How would it be treated and why?

by Anonymousreply 9403/08/2013
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