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If Matt Damon were to go to prison, how would he be treated?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/16/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/16/2011|
are you retarded?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/16/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/16/2011|
He would be very popular due to his enormous personality.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/16/2011|
with love and affection.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/16/2011|
hopefully, somone would stomp on his thick head--- repeatedly.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/16/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/16/2011|
R5, Damon has an enormous personality?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/16/2011|
Well you'd never have to worry about where to place your cocktail while you light a cigarette.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/16/2011|
Rich Celebrities don't go to prison in America.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/16/2011|
[quote]Rich Celebrities don't go to prison in America.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/16/2011|
except for that nice jewish gentleman who swindled all that money away a few years ago. . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/16/2011|
Explanation please, R10.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/16/2011|
r11 i think the poster is suggesting that damon has a big booty...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/16/2011|
Thank you, R15.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/16/2011|
He's already in prison, married to that fugly beard of his.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/17/2011|
His choice, R17.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/17/2011|
I think like most male actors he'd handle it well enough.To qoute Mr Burns(simpsons) "I'd never seen a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly"
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/17/2011|
Probably quite well since the one thing Americans, in prison or out, care more about that their own dicks, is becoming important by cozying up to the right people, in this case, with the hope of becoming a star once they make parole.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/17/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/17/2011|
Matt Damon was #1 until Nick Jonas arrived.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/17/2011|
They would do things to him that would spook the livestock. So would I.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/17/2011|
What a truly weird thread, even for Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/17/2011|
Thank you, R24. I try. Thanks for the great responses. Keep 'em coming.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/17/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/17/2011|
r26, PUHLEESE: my butt could eat Jonas' butt for lunch... and still have room for more.
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|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/17/2011|
Rob's seems relatively small.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/17/2011|
So would he be someone's prison bitch?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/17/2011|
Well: prison bitch or no?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/17/2011|
It's a good thing he's rich because he most get his pants custom made. No tailor can make normal men's pants accommodate a basketball in the back.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/17/2011|
R33, what do you think his waist and ass measurements are, and do you think he wears girl's pants? How do you think his pants problem compares to Anthony Recker's (see link)?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/17/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/18/2011|
Why would people think he nneds his pants custom made? Is there such a thing as custom-made jeans?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/18/2011|
Isn't it great that special needs people such as R14 feel comfortable enough to post here on the DL? And then let everyone fill in their gaps in basic comprehension? Well, it all of our job, isn't it?
Let us know if you can't find you bus stop to get home, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/18/2011|
I think Recker and Damon's asses are in the same league. The Jonai are in the minors.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/18/2011|
In what ways are Damon's and Recker' asses similar and dissimilar?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/18/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/18/2011|
What do you mean by "both ways", R40?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/18/2011|
I guy I used to work with had a freakishly protruding behind like Damon, only he wasn't attractive, he was short and he worked in accounts. Some white guys are blessed with this type of figure but mostly it just makes them look dumpy..
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/18/2011|
Lovely imagery: "freakishly protruding".
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/18/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/19/2011|
[quote]What a truly weird thread, even for Datalounge.
You ain't from around here, are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/19/2011|
He'd be the number one instructor of ESL in the U.S. prison system.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/19/2011|
"He'd be the number one instructor of ESL in the U.S. prison system."
The Ballad of Good Will Hunting in Gaol
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/20/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/20/2011|
Seems a shame to put a tent over that round ass . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/21/2011|
A tent, R49?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/21/2011|
The caftan, r50.
Would be a damn shame to cover Mr Bubble up.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/21/2011|
Mr. Bubble or Ms. Bubble?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/22/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/24/2011|
I'd pound Matt's ass until he couldn't walk for a week. Don't need prison for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/24/2011|
He looks like he's wearing a diaper. Disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/24/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/24/2011|
Like a king. It's not like he would be walking into Datalounge. Just sayin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/24/2011|
Like a king? I don't even know what that means.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/24/2011|
He'd be treated in prison like a king, r58.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/24/2011|
Uppers and downers
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/03/2011|
Did we always miss things this much?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/04/2011|
King? I don't think that's the appropriate royal title.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/06/2011|
Today is The Damon Butt's birthday.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/08/2011|
Happy birthday. Thanks for the pleasure you've given many.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/08/2011|
Happy birthday, Damon Butt!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/08/2011|
How do you think he's celebrating his 41st birthday?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/08/2011|
Ass to face, stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/08/2011|
Is the Butt hungover this morning after?
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|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/09/2011|
Even with Matt Damon, I see no allure in the notion of prison sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/22/2011|
Matt in prison gear for the film "Elysium".
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/26/2011|
From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/01/2011|
R29, that's an old pic and even after all those weeks on DWTS Rob K's ass is still like something hanging off the back end of William Conrad.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/01/2011|
Matt Damon probably has the most voluptuous male ass of any male celebrity. Anthony Recker may have a more voluptuous, curvaceous, rounder and bigger ass, but he's obviously not a major celebrity like Damon. Other major celebs may have bigger or tighter butts, but Damon's is probably more curvaceous, rounder and has better overall qualities, including size, than that of any other major male celebs.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/01/2011|
I wonder whether Matt Damon's female co-stars ever think, "He's got a better body than me" or whether he thinks "I have a better body than her.". What do you think?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/05/2011|
This guy has a very average male ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/05/2011|
R77, why do so many here like it then?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/05/2011|
So many? Hardly. It's a few trolls posting over and over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/05/2011|
From Matt Damon's imdb message board:
"It is an abnormally huge ass, at least he wouldn't need to take a cushion on the plane."
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|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/29/2012|
There's be a lot of soap droppin in the showers.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/29/2012|
Hopefully he'll find a one-term daddy with some BALLS, maybe...
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/29/2012|
Why "BALLS", R83?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/29/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 85||07/27/2012|
It would be rape rape.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||08/09/2012|
More about Damon. He's hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||08/09/2012|
He'd be at play in the fields of the lord.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||10/01/2012|
More Damon prison fantasies please.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||03/07/2013|
his bubble butt would get it's very own cell
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||03/07/2013|
I think this is less a matter of how he would be treated and more a matter of how his ass would be treated. He may go into prison with a round, plump ass but assuredly he would emerge with an ass pried open much wider and alot smaller and flatter--sort of pushed in looking. If he wasn't definitely gay going in, he would be upon leaving prison having left behind alot of satisfied fellow prisoners who got plenty of pieces of Damon ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||03/07/2013|
"more a matter of how his ass would be treated"
How would it be treated and why?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/08/2013|