Joey Kovar ''Playgirl'' pics
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|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/02/2011|
I prefer a stiffer nipple
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|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/02/2011|
He looks "special".
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/02/2011|
These pics are guaranteed to set off the pubic hair trolls.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/02/2011|
How come Playgirl supposedly tried to get Austin on A-List to get in such great shape for a shoot and yet they let this Joey guy look like an out of shape wrestler?%0D %0D He looks photoshopped - weird proportions.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/02/2011|
I just get a Ken doll vibe from him. The individual parts are what society would deem attractive and "hot", but I don't get any sexiness from the photos at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/02/2011|
His breasts are melting.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/02/2011|
My dick's as limp as if I were looking at nude pictures of Anna Wintour.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/02/2011|
What I first noticed about the pics is that he is very tightly circumcised. The doctor seems to have left him with virtually no extra skin.
He also appears to have no pubic hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/02/2011|
I have no interest in men who shave everything, especially pubic hair. It makes their cock look like a 2 year old's.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/02/2011|
Are his pecs saggy because he is on an "off cycle" of steroid use?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/02/2011|
Who IS this cretin?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/02/2011|
I have no idea who this guy is, but he looks like he's a half-wit, and he has a small dick. Plus the pubic shaving -yucch.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/02/2011|
the guys on Horsey's are also making fun of his small dick
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/02/2011|
If the A-List story about Austin doing Playgirl is real, he will put this wierd looking dude to shame. This guy looks like a moron who thinks he's hot but isn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/02/2011|
Not attractive to me at all. The body looks weird, way too much product in hair, and not cute/handsome either. I won't even discuss his package.
No fucking way I would hit that.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/02/2011|
Wasn't he on Real World and Celebrity Rehab? Hate the alopechia body.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/02/2011|
Sooooooo not impressed. Shaved pubes remind me of little boys, just so ewwwwww!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/02/2011|
The gay model from "Make Me A Supermodel" was way hotter. I purchased the e-version of Playgirl, because I love him so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/02/2011|
Gross. Did he just come out of the womb? Ugly and a little scary, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/02/2011|
Sadly, shaved pubes are almost mandatory if you're a straight guy these days. Just check out some of the straight guys on Cam4. Most of them are completely bare down there. It's such a turn off.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/02/2011|
Sorry, but I like pubes, esp. gray ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/02/2011|
Straight guys tend to have fleas, that's why they shave.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/02/2011|
That's quite alright R16. I prefer the ladies anywhoo.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/02/2011|
Wow, it just hit me. Guys aren't shaving their pubes for cleanliness or comfort. They're hoping it will show more bone. Figures.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/02/2011|
Let's see:%0D %0D Steroids%0D %0D Shaved%0D %0D Mushy face%0D %0D Limp dick%0D %0D Nada!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/02/2011|
Let's break out the booze and have a ball.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/02/2011|
R34 - this means Austin is clearly Playgirl material! LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/02/2011|
He looks like a monkey.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/02/2011|
a monkey dipped in a bucket of Nair.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/02/2011|
A retarded, hairless monkey, you mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/02/2011|
He looks like a plucked chicken.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/02/2011|
How much did he pay to pose for Playgirl?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/02/2011|
He's got a pierced dick though:
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/02/2011|
He was paid $20,000, R41.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/02/2011|
Oh, THEY PAID him?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/02/2011|
Dondi with a diminutive dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/02/2011|
He looks like one of those troll dolls that were popular in the early 90s. He's got droopy tits a huge head and a small dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/02/2011|
Who is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/02/2011|
Bitch tits for the nation! Gyno.......he looks like he belongs selling veal and pepper sandwiches at an Italian street festival....grow yur pubes back. And it is ok to smile and be sexy too- don't have to put on that puss face.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/02/2011|
Wow - fairly unanimous that this guy appeals to NOBODY. It's like a nightmare - posing for Playgirl and having everyone repulsed.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/02/2011|
They paid him $20K and only offered Austin $3K???
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/02/2011|
Who or what is it?
I've no idea who this person (gross and hairless) is.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/02/2011|
I wonder what he would think if he read this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/02/2011|
R52: He'd probably want to kick our asses. Nik from The Dirty post shit about him all the time, and Joey usually responds with violent threats. Anyway, the two of them have been arguing on the internet for a few years.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/02/2011|
The opposite of sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/02/2011|
Not a stable guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/02/2011|
I'm sorry-who is he and why do I care?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/02/2011|
Not a tiny dick, just average but he's built the rest of his body too big so it dwarfs it.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/02/2011|
I like my Guidos well enough, but the trying-too-hard look is a boner killer and the tiny penis is a deal breaker.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/02/2011|
Talk about your bitch tits!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/02/2011|
His head is too big and I don't mean the one down there!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/02/2011|
Normally I'm all over muscled Guidos, but....yecch.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/02/2011|
He's got jealous eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/02/2011|
I'm not even particularly focused on appearance, but there is not one thing attractive about this guy. I can't imagine what platform was thinking.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/02/2011|
Some of my best friends are retarded and I dont think they would appreciate being lumped together with this dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/02/2011|
Is that Heat Miser?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/02/2011|
He should have gone without the Guido hair. He'd look way better.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/02/2011|
Reminds me of the green gargantua - with a tan and a tiny penisu.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/02/2011|
For realz....if you're going to be dirty and douchey looking we can forgive that if there's a fine thick long dangling salami. That is a Vienna Sausage.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/02/2011|
[quote]They paid him $20K and only offered Austin $3K???
I bet straight guys are a better "get" and worth more.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/02/2011|
[quote]They paid him $20K and only offered Austin $3K???
Austin's Playgirl adventure wasn't real. It was fake drama for the show. They never seriously wanted him to pose.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/02/2011|
I think Kovar's beautiful. He has a great face.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/02/2011|
Helen Keller now posts here if R71 is any indication.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/02/2011|
[quote]Helen Keller now posts here if [R71] is any indication.
Project much, R72?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/02/2011|
After numerous requests, no one will answer as to who this fug is?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/02/2011|
R72 will jizz his jeans when he sees this!
As he counts down the minutes till Justin Biebler is legal.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/02/2011|
He was on the tv show The Real World. They should've taken more pics of his backside rather than from the front. More flattering.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/02/2011|
Imitation Eames Chair!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/02/2011|
R74: He was on Real World: Hollywood and Celebrity Rehab.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/02/2011|
One more pic; this one with clothes on...
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/02/2011|
I think the pics are not scanned right and made everything disproportionate. Hence, the big head. It's like watching a pirated version of a movie. I don't think the issue was to hit stands 'til another 2 weeks. I'm gonna reserve my judgments for then.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/02/2011|
I don't think there's going to be a big difference, R80
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/02/2011|
I can see where some might not like him (or parts of him), but I think he's kind of hot. I hate the shaved pubes though and don't care about the size of his equipment. I give him credit for showing the goods when he's clearly not hugely endowed like so many other guys who go nude.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/02/2011|
I barely remember him from The Real World, but thought he was just another meathead.
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|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/02/2011|
If he reads this thread he will probably want to slit his wrists.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/02/2011|
Really, R80?%0D %0D REALLY?%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/02/2011|
He had a cute face - especially when he smiled but there is no evidence of that in these pouty, hair-did pics. Too bad. He roided out and looks saggy and sad now.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/03/2011|
These pictures are sad, pathetic and give (tasteful) nudity a bad name.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/03/2011|
Why does it look like his nipples are trying to escape from his pecs?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/03/2011|
[quote]Why does it look like his nipples are trying to escape from his pecs?
Bad nipple placement. My God Man, have you learned nothing here at Datalounge?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/03/2011|
he reminds me of one of those little plastic troll figures...cute, smooth, with hair sticking straight up.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/03/2011|
That's funny R91. I think you are the first person ever to make such an observation.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/03/2011|
I don't want to sound snarly, the way guys on DL do all the time whenever someone posts naked photos of practically anyone.
But he is truly one very unattractive guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/03/2011|
r80, I think that some of the pics are clearly scanned wrong and disproportionate, but others are not.
But all of them are unappealing.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/03/2011|
of course he gets more money. some of you have to get out of your gay bubble. The A-List reaches about 150,000 people a week. By comparison, his season of Real World averaged 3.3 million people per week.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/03/2011|
Hijjus, JUST HIJJUS!!
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/03/2011|
[quote]of course he gets more money. some of you have to get out of your gay bubble. The A-List reaches about 150,000 people a week. By comparison, his season of Real World averaged 3.3 million people per week.
Honey, that Playgirl plot line was fake on The A-List. Reality stars like Joey are forgotten about the minute their show is over with. I wouldn't be surprised if he even got $20K for that shoot. Even Playboy Playmates make more $$ for posing nude then he supposedly did.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/03/2011|
He has the Herp.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/03/2011|
You just look at that face and the first word that comes to mind is "Mensa."
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/03/2011|
The rittard member of the Osmonds that they could no longer keep secret.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/03/2011|
He looks like a troll doll .
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/03/2011|
He looks distorted, like am image in a circus mirror. He's all out of proportion.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/03/2011|
$20K? so that's $5K per inch.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/03/2011|
He's looking pretty rough here.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/09/2011|
He looks like Liza on a bender.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/09/2011|
A clarification: Joey Kovar no longer represents our organization.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/09/2011|
That's a shitty pic at R104's link but he does look better without the bedhed look.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/09/2011|
I could so get off to him
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/13/2011|
Lets see TC
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/13/2011|
he has no skin on his dick and he dumped a bottle of nair on his dick and balls
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/13/2011|
Looks like a big baby to me ready for his diapers. About as sexual as, well, a baby (a particularly ugly baby, not that a cute baby would be sexy.)
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/13/2011|
Nice pics and nice body , wish you success
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 113||08/17/2012|
Well, he killed himself now. So, none of you hateful people will have to worry about him anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||08/17/2012|
I love his nipples. They look tender and sensitive, and that's sexy to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||08/17/2012|
Why was his head so huge in proportion to the rest of his body? Was he a dwarf?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||08/17/2012|
No R116 - He was just holding in the meth smoke.
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|by Anonymous||reply 119||08/17/2012|
GYNO-bitch tits. 14 minutes of fame....RIP
|by Anonymous||reply 120||08/17/2012|
Oh look, it's a dead unattractive person's dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||08/17/2012|
I think 99.9 percent of guys would absolutely die to look like him. Envy produces some prettty hateful comments.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||08/17/2012|
r122: grow up and get a life.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||08/17/2012|
Oh please [R122]!! I would die if I looked like him.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||08/18/2012|
Decent looking guido with many issues which he tried to battle, but he lost. It has all for a sad tale.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||08/18/2012|
He was Italian? Kovar doesn't sound like your average Italian name.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||08/18/2012|
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but, "meh".
|by Anonymous||reply 127||08/18/2012|
put his dick on Travis Barker's body and you guys will all be saying its huge
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