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Joey Kovar ''Playgirl'' pics


by Anonymousreply 12811/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 209/02/2011


by Anonymousreply 509/02/2011


by Anonymousreply 609/02/2011

I prefer a stiffer nipple

by Anonymousreply 709/02/2011


by Anonymousreply 809/02/2011

How come Playgirl supposedly tried to get Austin on A-List to get in such great shape for a shoot and yet they let this Joey guy look like an out of shape wrestler?%0D %0D He looks photoshopped - weird proportions.

by Anonymousreply 1309/02/2011

I just get a Ken doll vibe from him. The individual parts are what society would deem attractive and "hot", but I don't get any sexiness from the photos at all.

by Anonymousreply 1409/02/2011

His breasts are melting.

by Anonymousreply 1509/02/2011

I have no interest in men who shave everything, especially pubic hair. It makes their cock look like a 2 year old's.

by Anonymousreply 1809/02/2011

Are his pecs saggy because he is on an "off cycle" of steroid use?

by Anonymousreply 1909/02/2011

Who IS this cretin?

by Anonymousreply 2009/02/2011

the guys on Horsey's are also making fun of his small dick

by Anonymousreply 2209/02/2011

If the A-List story about Austin doing Playgirl is real, he will put this wierd looking dude to shame. This guy looks like a moron who thinks he's hot but isn't.

by Anonymousreply 2309/02/2011

Not attractive to me at all. The body looks weird, way too much product in hair, and not cute/handsome either. I won't even discuss his package.

No fucking way I would hit that.

by Anonymousreply 2409/02/2011

Wasn't he on Real World and Celebrity Rehab? Hate the alopechia body.

by Anonymousreply 2509/02/2011

Sooooooo not impressed. Shaved pubes remind me of little boys, just so ewwwwww!

by Anonymousreply 2609/02/2011

The gay model from "Make Me A Supermodel" was way hotter. I purchased the e-version of Playgirl, because I love him so much.

by Anonymousreply 2709/02/2011

Gross. Did he just come out of the womb? Ugly and a little scary, too.

by Anonymousreply 2809/02/2011

Sadly, shaved pubes are almost mandatory if you're a straight guy these days. Just check out some of the straight guys on Cam4. Most of them are completely bare down there. It's such a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 2909/02/2011

Sorry, but I like pubes, esp. gray ones.

by Anonymousreply 3009/02/2011

Straight guys tend to have fleas, that's why they shave.

by Anonymousreply 3109/02/2011

That's quite alright R16. I prefer the ladies anywhoo.

by Anonymousreply 3209/02/2011

Wow, it just hit me. Guys aren't shaving their pubes for cleanliness or comfort. They're hoping it will show more bone. Figures.

by Anonymousreply 3309/02/2011

Let's see:%0D %0D Steroids%0D %0D Shaved%0D %0D Mushy face%0D %0D Limp dick%0D %0D Nada!

by Anonymousreply 3409/02/2011

Let's break out the booze and have a ball.

by Anonymousreply 3509/02/2011

R34 - this means Austin is clearly Playgirl material! LOL

by Anonymousreply 3609/02/2011

He looks like a monkey.

by Anonymousreply 3709/02/2011

a monkey dipped in a bucket of Nair.

by Anonymousreply 3809/02/2011

A retarded, hairless monkey, you mean.

by Anonymousreply 3909/02/2011

He looks like a plucked chicken.

by Anonymousreply 4009/02/2011

How much did he pay to pose for Playgirl?

by Anonymousreply 4109/02/2011

He's got a pierced dick though:

by Anonymousreply 4209/02/2011

He was paid $20,000, R41.

by Anonymousreply 4309/02/2011

Oh, THEY PAID him?

Thanks, r43.

by Anonymousreply 4409/02/2011

Dondi with a diminutive dick.

by Anonymousreply 4509/02/2011

He looks like one of those troll dolls that were popular in the early 90s. He's got droopy tits a huge head and a small dick.

by Anonymousreply 4609/02/2011

Who is he?

by Anonymousreply 4709/02/2011

Bitch tits for the nation! Gyno.......he looks like he belongs selling veal and pepper sandwiches at an Italian street festival....grow yur pubes back. And it is ok to smile and be sexy too- don't have to put on that puss face.

by Anonymousreply 4809/02/2011

Wow - fairly unanimous that this guy appeals to NOBODY. It's like a nightmare - posing for Playgirl and having everyone repulsed.

by Anonymousreply 4909/02/2011

They paid him $20K and only offered Austin $3K???

by Anonymousreply 5009/02/2011

Who or what is it?

I've no idea who this person (gross and hairless) is.

by Anonymousreply 5109/02/2011

I wonder what he would think if he read this thread?

by Anonymousreply 5209/02/2011

R52: He'd probably want to kick our asses. Nik from The Dirty post shit about him all the time, and Joey usually responds with violent threats. Anyway, the two of them have been arguing on the internet for a few years.

by Anonymousreply 5309/02/2011

The opposite of sexy.

by Anonymousreply 5409/02/2011

Not a stable guy.

by Anonymousreply 5509/02/2011

I'm sorry-who is he and why do I care?

by Anonymousreply 5609/02/2011

Not a tiny dick, just average but he's built the rest of his body too big so it dwarfs it.

by Anonymousreply 5709/02/2011

I like my Guidos well enough, but the trying-too-hard look is a boner killer and the tiny penis is a deal breaker.

by Anonymousreply 5809/02/2011

Talk about your bitch tits!

by Anonymousreply 5909/02/2011

His head is too big and I don't mean the one down there!

by Anonymousreply 6009/02/2011

Normally I'm all over muscled Guidos, but....yecch.

by Anonymousreply 6109/02/2011

He's got jealous eyes.

by Anonymousreply 6209/02/2011

I'm not even particularly focused on appearance, but there is not one thing attractive about this guy. I can't imagine what platform was thinking.

by Anonymousreply 6309/02/2011

Some of my best friends are retarded and I dont think they would appreciate being lumped together with this dude.

by Anonymousreply 6409/02/2011

Is that Heat Miser?

by Anonymousreply 6509/02/2011

He should have gone without the Guido hair. He'd look way better.

by Anonymousreply 6609/02/2011

Reminds me of the green gargantua - with a tan and a tiny penisu.

by Anonymousreply 6709/02/2011

For realz....if you're going to be dirty and douchey looking we can forgive that if there's a fine thick long dangling salami. That is a Vienna Sausage.

by Anonymousreply 6809/02/2011

[quote]They paid him $20K and only offered Austin $3K???

I bet straight guys are a better "get" and worth more.

by Anonymousreply 6909/02/2011

[quote]They paid him $20K and only offered Austin $3K???

Austin's Playgirl adventure wasn't real. It was fake drama for the show. They never seriously wanted him to pose.

by Anonymousreply 7009/02/2011

I think Kovar's beautiful. He has a great face.

by Anonymousreply 7109/02/2011

Helen Keller now posts here if R71 is any indication.

by Anonymousreply 7209/02/2011

[quote]Helen Keller now posts here if [R71] is any indication.

Project much, R72?

by Anonymousreply 7309/02/2011

After numerous requests, no one will answer as to who this fug is?

by Anonymousreply 7409/02/2011

R72 will jizz his jeans when he sees this!

As he counts down the minutes till Justin Biebler is legal.

by Anonymousreply 7509/02/2011

He was on the tv show The Real World. They should've taken more pics of his backside rather than from the front. More flattering.

by Anonymousreply 7609/02/2011

Imitation Eames Chair!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7709/02/2011

R74: He was on Real World: Hollywood and Celebrity Rehab.

by Anonymousreply 7809/02/2011

One more pic; this one with clothes on...

by Anonymousreply 7909/02/2011

I think the pics are not scanned right and made everything disproportionate. Hence, the big head. It's like watching a pirated version of a movie. I don't think the issue was to hit stands 'til another 2 weeks. I'm gonna reserve my judgments for then.

by Anonymousreply 8009/02/2011

I don't think there's going to be a big difference, R80

by Anonymousreply 8109/02/2011

I can see where some might not like him (or parts of him), but I think he's kind of hot. I hate the shaved pubes though and don't care about the size of his equipment. I give him credit for showing the goods when he's clearly not hugely endowed like so many other guys who go nude.

by Anonymousreply 8209/03/2011

I barely remember him from The Real World, but thought he was just another meathead.

by Anonymousreply 8309/03/2011

Rat face

by Anonymousreply 8409/03/2011

If he reads this thread he will probably want to slit his wrists.

by Anonymousreply 8509/03/2011

Really, R80?%0D %0D REALLY?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8609/03/2011

He had a cute face - especially when he smiled but there is no evidence of that in these pouty, hair-did pics. Too bad. He roided out and looks saggy and sad now.

by Anonymousreply 8709/03/2011

These pictures are sad, pathetic and give (tasteful) nudity a bad name.

by Anonymousreply 8809/03/2011

Why does it look like his nipples are trying to escape from his pecs?

by Anonymousreply 8909/03/2011

[quote]Why does it look like his nipples are trying to escape from his pecs?

Bad nipple placement. My God Man, have you learned nothing here at Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 9009/03/2011

he reminds me of one of those little plastic troll figures...cute, smooth, with hair sticking straight up.

by Anonymousreply 9109/03/2011

That's funny R91. I think you are the first person ever to make such an observation.

by Anonymousreply 9209/03/2011

I don't want to sound snarly, the way guys on DL do all the time whenever someone posts naked photos of practically anyone.

But he is truly one very unattractive guy.

by Anonymousreply 9309/03/2011

r80, I think that some of the pics are clearly scanned wrong and disproportionate, but others are not.

But all of them are unappealing.

by Anonymousreply 9409/03/2011

of course he gets more money. some of you have to get out of your gay bubble. The A-List reaches about 150,000 people a week. By comparison, his season of Real World averaged 3.3 million people per week.

by Anonymousreply 9509/03/2011


by Anonymousreply 9609/03/2011

[quote]of course he gets more money. some of you have to get out of your gay bubble. The A-List reaches about 150,000 people a week. By comparison, his season of Real World averaged 3.3 million people per week.

Honey, that Playgirl plot line was fake on The A-List. Reality stars like Joey are forgotten about the minute their show is over with. I wouldn't be surprised if he even got $20K for that shoot. Even Playboy Playmates make more $$ for posing nude then he supposedly did.

by Anonymousreply 9709/03/2011

He has the Herp.

by Anonymousreply 9809/03/2011

You just look at that face and the first word that comes to mind is "Mensa."

by Anonymousreply 9909/03/2011

The rittard member of the Osmonds that they could no longer keep secret.

by Anonymousreply 10009/03/2011

He looks like a troll doll .

by Anonymousreply 10109/03/2011

He looks distorted, like am image in a circus mirror. He's all out of proportion.%0D

by Anonymousreply 10209/03/2011

$20K? so that's $5K per inch.

by Anonymousreply 10309/03/2011

He's looking pretty rough here.

by Anonymousreply 10409/09/2011

He looks like Liza on a bender.

by Anonymousreply 10509/09/2011

A clarification: Joey Kovar no longer represents our organization.

by Anonymousreply 10609/09/2011

That's a shitty pic at R104's link but he does look better without the bedhed look.

by Anonymousreply 10709/09/2011

I could so get off to him

by Anonymousreply 10809/13/2011

Lets see TC

by Anonymousreply 10909/13/2011

he has no skin on his dick and he dumped a bottle of nair on his dick and balls

by Anonymousreply 11009/13/2011

Looks like a big baby to me ready for his diapers. About as sexual as, well, a baby (a particularly ugly baby, not that a cute baby would be sexy.)

by Anonymousreply 11109/13/2011

Nice pics and nice body , wish you success

by Anonymousreply 11209/21/2011


by Anonymousreply 11308/17/2012

Well, he killed himself now. So, none of you hateful people will have to worry about him anymore.

by Anonymousreply 11408/17/2012

I love his nipples. They look tender and sensitive, and that's sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 11508/17/2012

Why was his head so huge in proportion to the rest of his body? Was he a dwarf?

by Anonymousreply 11608/17/2012

No R116 - He was just holding in the meth smoke.

by Anonymousreply 11708/17/2012

LOL R117

by Anonymousreply 11808/17/2012

tiny meat

by Anonymousreply 11908/17/2012

GYNO-bitch tits. 14 minutes of fame....RIP

by Anonymousreply 12008/17/2012

Oh look, it's a dead unattractive person's dick.

by Anonymousreply 12108/17/2012

I think 99.9 percent of guys would absolutely die to look like him. Envy produces some prettty hateful comments.

by Anonymousreply 12208/18/2012

r122: grow up and get a life.

by Anonymousreply 12308/18/2012

Oh please [R122]!! I would die if I looked like him.

by Anonymousreply 12408/18/2012

Decent looking guido with many issues which he tried to battle, but he lost. It has all for a sad tale.

by Anonymousreply 12508/18/2012

He was Italian? Kovar doesn't sound like your average Italian name.

by Anonymousreply 12608/18/2012

I hate to speak ill of the dead, but, "meh".

by Anonymousreply 12708/18/2012

put his dick on Travis Barker's body and you guys will all be saying its huge

by Anonymousreply 12811/12/2012
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