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Biggest Penis In The Business

I know%E2%80%A6 The age-old debate on peen-size continues to rage on today%E2%80%A6 Thank god%E2%80%A6 That being said, to call the actor in question, %E2%80%98B-List%E2%80%99 might be stretching it a little%E2%80%A6 The truth is that he was featured on a very successful reality show, then made the jump to television and film, and now he%E2%80%99s secretly married to his fellow B-List television star girlfriend%E2%80%A6 Now, just because his success in Hollywood has been somewhat limited doesn%E2%80%99t mean that he%E2%80%99s not a champion in other arenas%E2%80%A6 Survey says this dude%E2%80%99s packing a bagina trunk the size of a family-size cookie tube%E2%80%A6 and he knows how to use it%E2%80%A6 I hear it%E2%80%99s so big, in fact, that he was forced to conduct his own %E2%80%98training session%E2%80%99 with each and every girl who faced it for the first time%E2%80%A6 Youch! Know the answer!?

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by Anonymousreply 83April 25, 2016 8:39 PM

SO? Who is it?

by Anonymousreply 1September 1, 2011 3:56 PM

Dax Shepard

by Anonymousreply 2September 1, 2011 4:49 PM

I don;t know about Dax. he was a regular of "Punked" and he ran around a clothing store naked in from of Jessica Alba and the blur was tiny and she was more amused than anything.

by Anonymousreply 3September 1, 2011 5:50 PM

Dax isn't married to Kristen Bell; they're engaged though. And while he's B-list at best, I would say his success is more than "limited". Featured on a regular TV show, and been in a string of movies. But I guess it depends on how people evaluate degrees of success.

Having said that, he does have a borderline ugly BDF, and I can't think of anyone else that fits.

by Anonymousreply 4September 1, 2011 6:00 PM

"Survey says" is a reference to FAMILY FEUD. Was there a reality show featuring families or geared to kids maybe? What about Ty Pennington? Has he done any acting?

by Anonymousreply 5September 1, 2011 6:08 PM

The tattoo confirms R2. (Whoever Dax Shephard is.)

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by Anonymousreply 6September 1, 2011 6:10 PM

Why has this thread not been bumped?

by Anonymousreply 7September 2, 2011 1:29 AM

Because he's ugly. He did mention on Jimmy Kimmel that he has a gay brother.

by Anonymousreply 8September 2, 2011 1:47 AM

Those tall lanky types often have huge cocks. I could see Dax being seriously hung. I had a fuckbud who was tall and skinny and had really similar features to Dax...he was kinda homely in the face and so skinny he had a concave chest.... ....and then he dropped his underwear and BAM, a python came tumbling out.

by Anonymousreply 9September 2, 2011 1:59 AM

R9 It's like their dick takes all their strength away from anything else. They eat and ti goes right to the dick (lol)

by Anonymousreply 10September 2, 2011 12:58 PM

From OK! Magazine...not exactly the pinnacle of journalism but a source from as far back as 2007 saying they've seen Dax's horse meat and are confirming it's huge.

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by Anonymousreply 11September 2, 2011 1:16 PM

Here is the official list that has been circulating around Hollywood for some time:

Milton Berle Jerry Lewis John Schneider Anthony Quinn Woody Harrelson Willem Dafoe Roddy McDowell Eddie Fisher Humphrey Bogart Tobey Maguire Jimi Hendrix Wesley Snipes Billy Rose Jim Croce Warren Beatty Tom Jones Steve Martin Brad Garrett Shadoe Stevens Samuel L. Jackson Robert Wagner David Bowie Ron Ely Jim Nabors Frank Zappa Patrick Stewart Freddy Frank Vanilla Ice Tommy Lee Jones Marjoe Gortner Jason Priestley Nicholas Cage Buster Keaton Matt Dillon Mikhail Baryshnikov James Wood Wilt Chamberlain Donald Sutherland Aldo Ray Paul Stanley Groucho Marx Lou Reed Lyle Lovett Sean Connery Liam Neeson Errol Flynn Ed Begley, Jr. Warren Cuccurullo David Niven Gary Cooper Gordon Lightfoot Michael Landon Leonard Cohen James Caan Ewan McGregor Hugh Beaumont Robbie Benson Clint Walker Dennis O'Keefe Kevin Spacey Eddie Murphy Dolph Lundgren Charlie Chaplin David Letterman David Cassidy Shaun Cassidy Iggy Pop Bob Newhart Chris Isaak Tim Robbins Dick Cavett Dr. Hook Tommy Lee Christopher Walken Scott Bakula Freddy Mercury Dennis Rodman Vincent Price Edward Norton Billy Bob Thornton Colin Farell Forrest Tucker Victor Mature Matthew Lillard

by Anonymousreply 12September 30, 2012 3:17 AM

Well, that list is BS since we all saw Colin Farell's erect cock and, while he doesn't suffer from the Irish curse, it's nothing to unhinge your jaw over.

by Anonymousreply 13September 30, 2012 3:28 AM

Colin Farrell is pretty big from what I've heard.

by Anonymousreply 14September 30, 2012 3:36 AM

A friend of mine slept with Huey Lewis in the 80s and she said he's got the biggest cock she's ever seen and she's seen many of them.

by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2012 3:44 AM

That list is just too white; definitely more men of color have to be on it.

by Anonymousreply 16September 30, 2012 3:53 AM


by Anonymousreply 17September 30, 2012 3:54 AM

sucked Dolph Lungren back in the 80s it was 9 uncut he wanted to fuck me

by Anonymousreply 18September 30, 2012 3:56 AM

R15 I heard that too. In fact, I remember seeing his name on that list.

by Anonymousreply 19September 30, 2012 3:57 AM

Not sure who has the biggest penis but Tom Cruise is the biggest dick in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 20September 30, 2012 4:07 AM

Here is the OFFICIAL list:

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by Anonymousreply 21September 30, 2012 4:11 AM

[quote]Colin Farrell is pretty big from what I've heard.

Are you saying the photos we've seen of his dick have been photoshopped to make him look small?

by Anonymousreply 22September 30, 2012 4:17 AM

[quote]sucked Dolph Lungren back in the 80s it was 9 uncut he wanted to fuck me

You fool, you should have let him

by Anonymousreply 23September 30, 2012 4:22 AM

[quote]A friend of mine slept with Huey Lewis in the 80s and she said he's got the biggest cock she's ever seen

I can believe that

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by Anonymousreply 24September 30, 2012 4:24 AM

I used to masturbate to that cover.

by Anonymousreply 25September 30, 2012 2:37 PM

Well, since Bea died...

by Anonymousreply 26September 30, 2012 2:57 PM

That's a pretty hot fucking list. Kinda gets me hot knowing some of the actors I've always liked have big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 27September 30, 2012 6:19 PM

Weird though, reading about Chris Isaak on that Official list. I would think he would date prettier women than Margaret Cho. I have heard that he does that auto-fellatio too, I just can't picture him doing that at parties.

by Anonymousreply 28September 30, 2012 6:21 PM

If you ever read the book from that female groupie who wrote a series of books, she said but the biggest dicks in the music industry was Iggy Pop and David Cassidy.

by Anonymousreply 29September 30, 2012 6:29 PM

I just found this on the web.

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by Anonymousreply 30September 30, 2012 6:29 PM

Mr. Ed

by Anonymousreply 31September 30, 2012 6:54 PM

Jim Brown must be a grower

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by Anonymousreply 32September 30, 2012 7:12 PM

[quote]Those tall lanky types often have huge cocks.

Especially if they're Jewish, too.

by Anonymousreply 33October 1, 2012 2:48 AM

Tom Brokaw!


by Anonymousreply 34October 1, 2012 3:35 AM

Somebody once told me that the depth and orotund of a man's voice suggests the size and drop of his testicles.

by Anonymousreply 35October 3, 2012 5:28 PM

Is the Dolph Lundgren poster male or female?

by Anonymousreply 36October 3, 2012 6:04 PM

Anderson Cooper.

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by Anonymousreply 37October 27, 2012 10:17 PM

R21 Your link goes to a bullshit fantasy site. Having seen a few of those cocks in person at the gym and at a swing club (erect) I can attest that at least 7 of those entries are total crap.

by Anonymousreply 38October 27, 2012 10:26 PM

R20, you know I can't agree with you. Some kid wrote a book about getting autographs from big stars -- he recounted meeting Cruise several years apart and each time he was nice to him.

There's a lot of shit about him that I don't like -- that is if it's even true, which I don't know if it is.

What I'm trying to say is -- there have to be bigger dicks in Hollywood than Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 39October 27, 2012 10:28 PM

Check out this groupie's dirt on the stars.

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by Anonymousreply 40October 29, 2012 1:38 AM

I love Dax.

by Anonymousreply 41October 29, 2012 1:45 AM

I've always had the biggest crush on Tom Brokaw. As a kid, I thought he was the most handsome man on earth. And now I hear he's hung?? Damn!

by Anonymousreply 42October 29, 2012 1:48 AM

R38, who have you seen at the gym and the swing club?? Details!!

by Anonymousreply 43October 29, 2012 2:08 AM

Jenson Ackles.

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by Anonymousreply 44December 2, 2012 3:59 PM

I haven't read the entire thread, but has anyone mentioned Jared Leto. He is hung like a moose.

by Anonymousreply 45December 2, 2012 4:04 PM

I believe Huey Lewis did a full frontal scene in Altman's "Short Cuts." I didn't see it, but if it's true, there should be some evidence about his size.

by Anonymousreply 46December 2, 2012 5:33 PM

R46 I saw the film but the shot was from so far away you couldn't see anything. However it's pretty obvious when looking at this album cover.

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by Anonymousreply 47May 9, 2013 3:04 PM

Jon Hamm is said to have one of the biggest penises in Hollywood today.

by Anonymousreply 48May 9, 2013 6:39 PM

[quote]Jon Hamm is said to have one of the biggest penises in Hollywood today.

We hadn't heard.

by Anonymousreply 49May 9, 2013 6:46 PM

Until she died I had always heard Bea Arthur. Now, I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2013 8:13 PM

Does Leo D. have a big one?

by Anonymousreply 51May 9, 2013 8:34 PM

R51. No. A clit at best

by Anonymousreply 52May 10, 2013 12:19 AM

I had a hilarious boyfriend at the time that Huey Lewis album came out.

When it played on the radio, we would always redo the lines to "happy to be stuck with you" to "Happy to be FUCK-in' you!"

I bet Huey did it with his groupies, too.

by Anonymousreply 53May 10, 2013 12:42 AM

Remember Lou Christie ,Lightning Strikes, well I've seen it and he is one big boy!! many stories of his schlong, in Rock and Roll History.

by Anonymousreply 54July 24, 2013 9:33 PM

Pop star, Lou Christie has a beautiful fat, big head , veins, lat of skin around the head ,big ball to go with his Lightning Rod.

by Anonymousreply 55August 17, 2013 10:51 PM

Lou Christie and Huge Lewis have big cocks. I know a girl who finds all the big and good ones.She has many stories who are the true Hung duds. Lou's Is fat, big balls and is beautiful , Huge is large too. Do they both know the same girl sucked them offfffff.

by Anonymousreply 56August 22, 2013 3:27 AM

Tom Brokaw, really?

Must be a NBC newsman thing. Brian Williams is supposedly hung with 10+.

by Anonymousreply 57August 22, 2013 3:31 AM

I seen a few of the rock stars with big cocks. Tom Jones, and a few of the rest, Lou Christie holds my vote for the best and biggest one. Very large balls toooo

by Anonymousreply 58August 30, 2013 3:04 PM

Since they're pretty boys, people don't equate big cock and pretty, but anyway.

Kellan Lutz is a really nice cock. Beautiful hang and I would suspect about 7.5 to 8 when erect.

Taylor Lautner also as a nice piece that I would imagine fills up nicely when erect.

by Anonymousreply 59August 30, 2013 3:09 PM

Are there photos of Dax?

by Anonymousreply 60August 30, 2013 3:35 PM

Dax Delight!

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by Anonymousreply 61August 30, 2013 4:07 PM

I've always heard that Dax has a big dick but I've never seen even a bulge in any photos.

by Anonymousreply 62August 30, 2013 4:22 PM

The biggest by far in the history of Hollywood was Milton Berle.

by Anonymousreply 63August 30, 2013 6:40 PM

He may have a big ol penis, but I don't see BDF, in fact I see a damn ugly face in r61 's photo.

by Anonymousreply 64August 30, 2013 6:50 PM

tom jones and lou christie both have big dicks, stories of both of them have been around in showbusiness for years, Lou left his Jock strap in his dressing room in Las vegas with a note to Tom who was appearing there the next week,saying see if you can full this Tom. Lou isn't called big lou for nothing. Love them both.

by Anonymousreply 65September 12, 2013 3:08 AM

I have only been mistaken once but Dax's face screams horsecock. The biggest cock I ever dealt with couldn't be seen through his pants.

by Anonymousreply 66September 12, 2013 3:32 AM

Adam Lambert

by Anonymousreply 67September 12, 2013 3:40 AM

They had to lengthen the loincloth for Ron Ely when he played Tarzan.

by Anonymousreply 68September 21, 2013 2:54 AM

sign up Lou Christie, The man is a proud Italian with a fat one and huge balls.

by Anonymousreply 69November 2, 2013 4:27 AM

Why is Anderson's name popping up on well-hung lists?

by Anonymousreply 70November 2, 2013 10:45 AM

I don't care how big Dax's meat is, he's still not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 71November 2, 2013 10:50 AM

OMG, k.d. lang looks so young in that picture @ r47

by Anonymousreply 72November 2, 2013 11:07 AM

"I don't care how big Dax's meat is, he's still not attractive."

Isn't it all conjecture? I haven't even seen a VPL shot of Dax.

by Anonymousreply 73November 3, 2013 5:44 PM

More rumors / gossip of the well hung please.

by Anonymousreply 74November 3, 2013 6:53 PM


by Anonymousreply 75January 23, 2014 1:44 AM

Who gives a damn. Dicks, is that all everyone thinks about nowadays. Glad I am a bit more enlightened.

by Anonymousreply 76June 24, 2014 7:29 AM

A ot of BDF's on the list at R12.

Had never seen Clint Walker's named bandied about....my GOD, as if that gorgeous man needed any MORE blessings from above!

by Anonymousreply 77June 24, 2014 9:48 AM

More stories about Lou Christie , I always thought he was so interesting, now I know why. They call him Big Lou....

by Anonymousreply 78December 2, 2014 4:17 PM

Brian Williams' cock is celebrating ten years behind the NBC News anchor desk. Congrats to it and BriWi.

by Anonymousreply 79December 2, 2014 6:03 PM

Margaret Cho dated Chris Isaak for a while, and simply used two wide-spread hands to describe how huge his erect cock is.

She also has said that Chris can self-suck.

by Anonymousreply 80December 2, 2014 7:37 PM

bump for cock

by Anonymousreply 81April 24, 2016 9:22 PM

[quote]Biggest Penis In The Business

Which business? Do you mean Met Life Insurance Company in downtown Poughkeepsie?

by Anonymousreply 82April 24, 2016 9:34 PM




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