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Biggest Penis In The Business

I know%E2%80%A6 The age-old debate on peen-size continues to rage on today%E2%80%A6 Thank god%E2%80%A6 That being said, to call the actor in question, %E2%80%98B-List%E2%80%99 might be stretching it a little%E2%80%A6 The truth is that he was featured on a very successful reality show, then made the jump to television and film, and now he%E2%80%99s secretly married to his fellow B-List television star girlfriend%E2%80%A6 Now, just because his success in Hollywood has been somewhat limited doesn%E2%80%99t mean that he%E2%80%99s not a champion in other arenas%E2%80%A6 Survey says this dude%E2%80%99s packing a bagina trunk the size of a family-size cookie tube%E2%80%A6 and he knows how to use it%E2%80%A6 I hear it%E2%80%99s so big, in fact, that he was forced to conduct his own %E2%80%98training session%E2%80%99 with each and every girl who faced it for the first time%E2%80%A6 Youch! Know the answer!?

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by Anonymousreply 8304/25/2016

SO? Who is it?

by Anonymousreply 109/01/2011

Dax Shepard

by Anonymousreply 209/01/2011

I don;t know about Dax. he was a regular of "Punked" and he ran around a clothing store naked in from of Jessica Alba and the blur was tiny and she was more amused than anything.

by Anonymousreply 309/01/2011

Dax isn't married to Kristen Bell; they're engaged though. And while he's B-list at best, I would say his success is more than "limited". Featured on a regular TV show, and been in a string of movies. But I guess it depends on how people evaluate degrees of success.

Having said that, he does have a borderline ugly BDF, and I can't think of anyone else that fits.

by Anonymousreply 409/01/2011

"Survey says" is a reference to FAMILY FEUD. Was there a reality show featuring families or geared to kids maybe? What about Ty Pennington? Has he done any acting?

by Anonymousreply 509/01/2011

The tattoo confirms R2. (Whoever Dax Shephard is.)

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by Anonymousreply 609/01/2011

Why has this thread not been bumped?

by Anonymousreply 709/01/2011

Because he's ugly. He did mention on Jimmy Kimmel that he has a gay brother.

by Anonymousreply 809/01/2011

Those tall lanky types often have huge cocks. I could see Dax being seriously hung. I had a fuckbud who was tall and skinny and had really similar features to Dax...he was kinda homely in the face and so skinny he had a concave chest.... ....and then he dropped his underwear and BAM, a python came tumbling out.

by Anonymousreply 909/01/2011

R9 It's like their dick takes all their strength away from anything else. They eat and ti goes right to the dick (lol)

by Anonymousreply 1009/02/2011

From OK! Magazine...not exactly the pinnacle of journalism but a source from as far back as 2007 saying they've seen Dax's horse meat and are confirming it's huge.

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by Anonymousreply 1109/02/2011

Here is the official list that has been circulating around Hollywood for some time:

Milton Berle Jerry Lewis John Schneider Anthony Quinn Woody Harrelson Willem Dafoe Roddy McDowell Eddie Fisher Humphrey Bogart Tobey Maguire Jimi Hendrix Wesley Snipes Billy Rose Jim Croce Warren Beatty Tom Jones Steve Martin Brad Garrett Shadoe Stevens Samuel L. Jackson Robert Wagner David Bowie Ron Ely Jim Nabors Frank Zappa Patrick Stewart Freddy Frank Vanilla Ice Tommy Lee Jones Marjoe Gortner Jason Priestley Nicholas Cage Buster Keaton Matt Dillon Mikhail Baryshnikov James Wood Wilt Chamberlain Donald Sutherland Aldo Ray Paul Stanley Groucho Marx Lou Reed Lyle Lovett Sean Connery Liam Neeson Errol Flynn Ed Begley, Jr. Warren Cuccurullo David Niven Gary Cooper Gordon Lightfoot Michael Landon Leonard Cohen James Caan Ewan McGregor Hugh Beaumont Robbie Benson Clint Walker Dennis O'Keefe Kevin Spacey Eddie Murphy Dolph Lundgren Charlie Chaplin David Letterman David Cassidy Shaun Cassidy Iggy Pop Bob Newhart Chris Isaak Tim Robbins Dick Cavett Dr. Hook Tommy Lee Christopher Walken Scott Bakula Freddy Mercury Dennis Rodman Vincent Price Edward Norton Billy Bob Thornton Colin Farell Forrest Tucker Victor Mature Matthew Lillard

by Anonymousreply 1209/29/2012

Well, that list is BS since we all saw Colin Farell's erect cock and, while he doesn't suffer from the Irish curse, it's nothing to unhinge your jaw over.

by Anonymousreply 1309/29/2012

Colin Farrell is pretty big from what I've heard.

by Anonymousreply 1409/29/2012

A friend of mine slept with Huey Lewis in the 80s and she said he's got the biggest cock she's ever seen and she's seen many of them.

by Anonymousreply 1509/29/2012

That list is just too white; definitely more men of color have to be on it.

by Anonymousreply 1609/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 1709/29/2012

sucked Dolph Lungren back in the 80s it was 9 uncut he wanted to fuck me

by Anonymousreply 1809/29/2012

R15 I heard that too. In fact, I remember seeing his name on that list.

by Anonymousreply 1909/29/2012

Not sure who has the biggest penis but Tom Cruise is the biggest dick in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 2009/29/2012

Here is the OFFICIAL list:

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by Anonymousreply 2109/29/2012

[quote]Colin Farrell is pretty big from what I've heard.

Are you saying the photos we've seen of his dick have been photoshopped to make him look small?

by Anonymousreply 2209/29/2012

[quote]sucked Dolph Lungren back in the 80s it was 9 uncut he wanted to fuck me

You fool, you should have let him

by Anonymousreply 2309/29/2012

[quote]A friend of mine slept with Huey Lewis in the 80s and she said he's got the biggest cock she's ever seen

I can believe that

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by Anonymousreply 2409/29/2012

I used to masturbate to that cover.

by Anonymousreply 2509/30/2012

Well, since Bea died...

by Anonymousreply 2609/30/2012

That's a pretty hot fucking list. Kinda gets me hot knowing some of the actors I've always liked have big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 2709/30/2012

Weird though, reading about Chris Isaak on that Official list. I would think he would date prettier women than Margaret Cho. I have heard that he does that auto-fellatio too, I just can't picture him doing that at parties.

by Anonymousreply 2809/30/2012

If you ever read the book from that female groupie who wrote a series of books, she said but the biggest dicks in the music industry was Iggy Pop and David Cassidy.

by Anonymousreply 2909/30/2012

I just found this on the web.

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by Anonymousreply 3009/30/2012

Mr. Ed

by Anonymousreply 3109/30/2012

Jim Brown must be a grower

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by Anonymousreply 3209/30/2012

[quote]Those tall lanky types often have huge cocks.

Especially if they're Jewish, too.

by Anonymousreply 3309/30/2012

Tom Brokaw!


by Anonymousreply 3409/30/2012

Somebody once told me that the depth and orotund of a man's voice suggests the size and drop of his testicles.

by Anonymousreply 3510/03/2012

Is the Dolph Lundgren poster male or female?

by Anonymousreply 3610/03/2012

Anderson Cooper.

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by Anonymousreply 3710/27/2012

R21 Your link goes to a bullshit fantasy site. Having seen a few of those cocks in person at the gym and at a swing club (erect) I can attest that at least 7 of those entries are total crap.

by Anonymousreply 3810/27/2012

R20, you know I can't agree with you. Some kid wrote a book about getting autographs from big stars -- he recounted meeting Cruise several years apart and each time he was nice to him.

There's a lot of shit about him that I don't like -- that is if it's even true, which I don't know if it is.

What I'm trying to say is -- there have to be bigger dicks in Hollywood than Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 3910/27/2012

Check out this groupie's dirt on the stars.

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by Anonymousreply 4010/28/2012

I love Dax.

by Anonymousreply 4110/28/2012

I've always had the biggest crush on Tom Brokaw. As a kid, I thought he was the most handsome man on earth. And now I hear he's hung?? Damn!

by Anonymousreply 4210/28/2012

R38, who have you seen at the gym and the swing club?? Details!!

by Anonymousreply 4310/28/2012

Jenson Ackles.

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by Anonymousreply 4412/02/2012

I haven't read the entire thread, but has anyone mentioned Jared Leto. He is hung like a moose.

by Anonymousreply 4512/02/2012

I believe Huey Lewis did a full frontal scene in Altman's "Short Cuts." I didn't see it, but if it's true, there should be some evidence about his size.

by Anonymousreply 4612/02/2012

R46 I saw the film but the shot was from so far away you couldn't see anything. However it's pretty obvious when looking at this album cover.

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by Anonymousreply 4705/09/2013

Jon Hamm is said to have one of the biggest penises in Hollywood today.

by Anonymousreply 4805/09/2013

[quote]Jon Hamm is said to have one of the biggest penises in Hollywood today.

We hadn't heard.

by Anonymousreply 4905/09/2013

Until she died I had always heard Bea Arthur. Now, I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 5005/09/2013

Does Leo D. have a big one?

by Anonymousreply 5105/09/2013

R51. No. A clit at best

by Anonymousreply 5205/09/2013

I had a hilarious boyfriend at the time that Huey Lewis album came out.

When it played on the radio, we would always redo the lines to "happy to be stuck with you" to "Happy to be FUCK-in' you!"

I bet Huey did it with his groupies, too.

by Anonymousreply 5305/09/2013

Remember Lou Christie ,Lightning Strikes, well I've seen it and he is one big boy!! many stories of his schlong, in Rock and Roll History.

by Anonymousreply 5407/24/2013

Pop star, Lou Christie has a beautiful fat, big head , veins, lat of skin around the head ,big ball to go with his Lightning Rod.

by Anonymousreply 5508/17/2013

Lou Christie and Huge Lewis have big cocks. I know a girl who finds all the big and good ones.She has many stories who are the true Hung duds. Lou's Is fat, big balls and is beautiful , Huge is large too. Do they both know the same girl sucked them offfffff.

by Anonymousreply 5608/21/2013

Tom Brokaw, really?

Must be a NBC newsman thing. Brian Williams is supposedly hung with 10+.

by Anonymousreply 5708/21/2013

I seen a few of the rock stars with big cocks. Tom Jones, and a few of the rest, Lou Christie holds my vote for the best and biggest one. Very large balls toooo

by Anonymousreply 5808/30/2013

Since they're pretty boys, people don't equate big cock and pretty, but anyway.

Kellan Lutz is a really nice cock. Beautiful hang and I would suspect about 7.5 to 8 when erect.

Taylor Lautner also as a nice piece that I would imagine fills up nicely when erect.

by Anonymousreply 5908/30/2013

Are there photos of Dax?

by Anonymousreply 6008/30/2013

Dax Delight!

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by Anonymousreply 6108/30/2013

I've always heard that Dax has a big dick but I've never seen even a bulge in any photos.

by Anonymousreply 6208/30/2013

The biggest by far in the history of Hollywood was Milton Berle.

by Anonymousreply 6308/30/2013

He may have a big ol penis, but I don't see BDF, in fact I see a damn ugly face in r61 's photo.

by Anonymousreply 6408/30/2013

tom jones and lou christie both have big dicks, stories of both of them have been around in showbusiness for years, Lou left his Jock strap in his dressing room in Las vegas with a note to Tom who was appearing there the next week,saying see if you can full this Tom. Lou isn't called big lou for nothing. Love them both.

by Anonymousreply 6509/11/2013

I have only been mistaken once but Dax's face screams horsecock. The biggest cock I ever dealt with couldn't be seen through his pants.

by Anonymousreply 6609/11/2013

Adam Lambert

by Anonymousreply 6709/11/2013

They had to lengthen the loincloth for Ron Ely when he played Tarzan.

by Anonymousreply 6809/20/2013

sign up Lou Christie, The man is a proud Italian with a fat one and huge balls.

by Anonymousreply 6911/01/2013

Why is Anderson's name popping up on well-hung lists?

by Anonymousreply 7011/02/2013

I don't care how big Dax's meat is, he's still not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 7111/02/2013

OMG, k.d. lang looks so young in that picture @ r47

by Anonymousreply 7211/02/2013

"I don't care how big Dax's meat is, he's still not attractive."

Isn't it all conjecture? I haven't even seen a VPL shot of Dax.

by Anonymousreply 7311/03/2013

More rumors / gossip of the well hung please.

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by Anonymousreply 7501/22/2014

Who gives a damn. Dicks, is that all everyone thinks about nowadays. Glad I am a bit more enlightened.

by Anonymousreply 7606/23/2014

A ot of BDF's on the list at R12.

Had never seen Clint Walker's named bandied GOD, as if that gorgeous man needed any MORE blessings from above!

by Anonymousreply 7706/24/2014

More stories about Lou Christie , I always thought he was so interesting, now I know why. They call him Big Lou....

by Anonymousreply 7812/02/2014

Brian Williams' cock is celebrating ten years behind the NBC News anchor desk. Congrats to it and BriWi.

by Anonymousreply 7912/02/2014

Margaret Cho dated Chris Isaak for a while, and simply used two wide-spread hands to describe how huge his erect cock is.

She also has said that Chris can self-suck.

by Anonymousreply 8012/02/2014

bump for cock

by Anonymousreply 8104/24/2016

[quote]Biggest Penis In The Business

Which business? Do you mean Met Life Insurance Company in downtown Poughkeepsie?

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