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How does one get their cum to be creamy, thick and white?

How do the 40 year old porn stars do it? Are the pills on line worth it?

by Anonymousreply 6808/23/2014

Op the porn stuff is fake

by Anonymousreply 108/30/2011

Wheat Germ, honey. It's in the grocery store, probably in the organic food aisle. sprinkle some on your breakfast cereal for a week and then blow a load, and tell me how much bigger it is.

by Anonymousreply 208/30/2011

Twenty minutes before the big event drink 16 oz of whole milk and then jump up and down for 30 seconds. You have to mix it up. If creamy, thick white cum is a priority for you, you may consider investing in a mini trampoline.

by Anonymousreply 308/30/2011

Egg whites.

by Anonymousreply 408/30/2011

Thick, nonfat Greek yogurt

by Anonymousreply 508/30/2011

R3 - not whole milk, you have to use real cream. And not that half & half stuff.

by Anonymousreply 608/30/2011

I find that if a man have full creamy nail beds, his cum will be the right stuff.

by Anonymousreply 708/30/2011

Zinc supplements, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 808/31/2011

Corn Starch

by Anonymousreply 908/31/2011

Can someone please be serious for a sec and answer the damn question right, please? Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 1009/10/2011

Wheat germ has a lot of zinc. I think I'm going to give this a try.

by Anonymousreply 1109/10/2011

Cool Whip.

by Anonymousreply 1209/10/2011

r10 I think it's fake many times.

by Anonymousreply 1309/10/2011

Thanks, R13. But, what about those who do have it thick and creamy though? Any pills for that? Thanks again.

by Anonymousreply 1409/10/2011

No there are no pills and wheat germ is bullshit. Genetics.

by Anonymousreply 1509/10/2011

OP, here. Sit on it and work it for 15 minutes every morning.

by Anonymousreply 1609/10/2011

Are you sure, R15?

by Anonymousreply 1709/10/2011

I had watery cum all my life until I started taking testosterone. Now my cum is white and thick thick thick.

by Anonymousreply 1809/10/2011

r18= Chaz Bono

by Anonymousreply 1909/10/2011

is it just me or does OP's post sound like a Sondheim lyric?

by Anonymousreply 2009/10/2011

Well pineapple juice will make it taste sweet, I don't know about the thick part.

by Anonymousreply 2109/11/2011

I think you're pulling our legs here, R21, but will give that a try.

by Anonymousreply 2209/11/2011

Porn stars fuck for hours. The longer the buildup, the thicker the cum

by Anonymousreply 2309/11/2011

Water for liquid volume.

If by "thick" you mean you want it gummy/pasty, the opposite is true--the less water, the thicker the cum; the day after you've had several drinks, beat off and you'll see how thick your cum is, but there's less liquid volume because you're dehydrated.

Bee Pollen helped me, it definitely helps with the whiteness.

Speaking of, OP -- if it's not white, what color is it? Be sure there's nothing wrong.

by Anonymousreply 2409/11/2011

r21 Tommy Lee wrote that in his autobiography a few years back. He drinks a large glass of pineapple juice every morning to make his cum sweet so women will swallow it....he didn't mention men though but I'm sure he'd let them too...

by Anonymousreply 2509/11/2011

How much bee pollen did you have to eat to make your cum really thick and white, R24? Any routine?

by Anonymousreply 2609/11/2011

It won't work R26, you've either got it or you ain't.

And you ain't got it.

by Anonymousreply 2709/11/2011

a doctor friend said to start using zinc for thick semen and harder erections - holy shit - it works - after about 2-3 weeks he said his doctor friends call zinc the natural viagra been using for 6 months and I've never had harder erections in my life - and I'm 43

by Anonymousreply 2809/11/2011

R28 yet in independent studies it is shown not to work at all.

by Anonymousreply 2909/11/2011

Porn stars have cum?

by Anonymousreply 3009/11/2011

I tend to shoot a lot of cum, and I shoot far, and this is generally only possible whan your cum is somewhat watery. My more liquid cum blasts far--so watch your eye, hair and mouth, unless of course, you like receiving it like a liquid rocket!

by Anonymousreply 3109/11/2011

R27/R29, kindly fuck off until you provide the stats, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 3209/11/2011

Use google and look at not what it touted on porn sites but anything that has shown to impact ejaculate. There are not stats for something that does not exist. That is like saying to an unemployed person show me a pay stub. The pay stub does not exist. Neither does your imagined thick cum.

by Anonymousreply 3309/11/2011

Yeah, because Google has answers to everything including your baseless claims. NOT. Just fuck off from this thread, anti-thick-cum/control freak troll, R27/R29/R33.

by Anonymousreply 3409/11/2011

I have gizz thickeners for years. One of my top selling products is Gizz Like Gelatin. If one follows the instructions and keeps their abode at 38 F, they will have the firmest gizz after taking my product.

by Anonymousreply 3509/11/2011

It's all about the build up. The longer the better

by Anonymousreply 3609/11/2011

Gelatinous Gizz is another product and it comes in colors and scents. Some have said it works even at room temperature, but our research at Gizz like Gelatin proves otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 3709/11/2011

There was this special pill Steve Cruz mentioned in his blog that helped him cum more than usual. Does this pill ring a bell to anybody? The name if you know, please!

by Anonymousreply 3809/11/2011

Among its many benefits, I developed Wen Cleansing Conditioner to make your cum, creamy, thick and white.

by Anonymousreply 3909/11/2011

lol r39.

by Anonymousreply 4009/11/2011

If thick cum = dehydration, then how does it work that cum with jelly lumps seems to occur just as much in watery cum?

by Anonymousreply 4109/11/2011

be very young--that's how

by Anonymousreply 4209/11/2011

Everything you wanted to know about Semen, but were afraid to ask. Enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 4309/11/2011

the strands in celery make it thicker

by Anonymousreply 4412/12/2012

Mine are thick and creamy but I'd love to have one of those watery cum showers certain guys have. So fucking hot when a guy just explodes like a volcano erupting.

by Anonymousreply 4512/12/2012

celery - seriously - eat a lot and you'll see the difference

by Anonymousreply 4612/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 4712/12/2012

Tapioca pudding.

by Anonymousreply 4812/12/2012

Thick white paste-like cum is fucking revolting. I like it runny/watery/juicy or GTFO.

by Anonymousreply 4912/12/2012

lol r30

by Anonymousreply 5012/12/2012

Well if you go to the pound and buy a German shepherd for a decent amount of money. And then go to the park and pick some flowers and then go take a shit and jerk off with it, you can then blow a load and it'll be milky white. At least that's what my pimp taught me...

by Anonymousreply 5106/17/2013

wheat germ and increase in L-arginine intake.

by Anonymousreply 5201/07/2014

I would just like to say drinking smoothies before bed makes my cum very creamy and thick because I seem to have wet dreams when I have it to drink and it makes a right mess in my boxers.m from Mansfield, Nottingham.

by Anonymousreply 5306/27/2014


by Anonymousreply 5406/27/2014

Stirred, not shaken. Works 60% of the time, everytime.

by Anonymousreply 5506/27/2014

I do it, it's a natural thing.. Some women cum clear and some cum creamy

by Anonymousreply 5608/20/2014

Eat quinoa, the super food.

by Anonymousreply 5708/20/2014

Who looks?

by Anonymousreply 5808/20/2014

On a related note, how does one get their cum to shoot a long distance?

by Anonymousreply 5908/20/2014


by Anonymousreply 6008/20/2014

The brighter the cum, the brighter the child.

by Anonymousreply 6108/20/2014

[quote]On a related note, how does one get their cum to shoot a long distance?

Oh honey, that's like intelligence. You either have it or you don't. It can't be taught or acquired.

I just love jacking, aiming and shooting on my face--or your face--or the headboard. Watch your eye. You think I'm kidding? I'm not. And I'm in my 50s. It's just innate talent. Perhaps you're better at math than me.

by Anonymousreply 6208/20/2014

Though I have never used it, there is a product called "Ropex", that will supposedly increase the volume of your ejaculation(s)

by Anonymousreply 6308/20/2014

[quote]Thick, nonfat Greek yogurt

This only works if you're jacking off to (or with) John Stamos.

by Anonymousreply 6408/20/2014

[quote]The brighter the cum, the brighter the child.

r61 quotes the beloved musical "Out of the Wood".

by Anonymousreply 6508/23/2014

The good taste that is Milkybar!

by Anonymousreply 6608/23/2014

I use [bold]I Can't Believe It's Not Duck Butter![/bold] for that thick, creamy appearance.

by Anonymousreply 6708/23/2014

It's genetic, nothing you can do about it now but kick your father in the balls for his shortcomings.

by Anonymousreply 6808/23/2014
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