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Hello, that was a stop sign!

I totally paused!

by Anonymousreply 10307/12/2013

Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

by Anonymousreply 108/27/2011

As if!

by Anonymousreply 208/27/2011

What the hell is that? %0D %0D A dress. %0D %0D Says who? %0D %0D Calvin Klein. %0D

by Anonymousreply 308/27/2011

Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.

by Anonymousreply 408/27/2011

We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.

Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.

by Anonymousreply 508/27/2011

He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

by Anonymousreply 608/27/2011

He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

by Anonymousreply 708/27/2011

Zak you owe me a damn coke!

by Anonymousreply 808/27/2011

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

by Anonymousreply 908/27/2011

"You like Billie Holiday?" "I love him."

by Anonymousreply 1008/27/2011

"You're just a virgin who can't drive."

by Anonymousreply 1108/27/2011

That was way harsh, Tai.

by Anonymousreply 1208/27/2011

Mr. Hall, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party!

by Anonymousreply 1308/27/2011

We're friends because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.

by Anonymousreply 1408/27/2011

"I not a Mexican!"

by Anonymousreply 1508/27/2011

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

by Anonymousreply 1608/27/2011

Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum

by Anonymousreply 1708/27/2011

Dear Diana: We need a Supremes reunion to reinforce OP's point!

by Anonymousreply 1808/27/2011

"Would you call me selfish?"

"No. Not to your face."

by Anonymousreply 1908/27/2011


by Anonymousreply 2008/27/2011

Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

by Anonymousreply 2108/27/2011

So OK, you're probably thinking, "Is this, like a Noxema commercial, or what?!"

by Anonymousreply 2208/27/2011

rolling with the hommies.

by Anonymousreply 2308/27/2011

Old people can be so sweet.

by Anonymousreply 2408/27/2011

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

by Anonymousreply 2508/27/2011

Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

The IMDB quotes page for this movie is probably longer than any other. The whole movie is quotable.

by Anonymousreply 2608/27/2011

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

by Anonymousreply 2708/27/2011

Unfortunately, There was a major babe drought at my school. The evil trolls from the math department were actually married and in the grand tradition of P.E. teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented. %0D

by Anonymousreply 2808/27/2011

I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.

by Anonymousreply 2908/27/2011

Dee, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.

by Anonymousreply 3008/27/2011

Street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic, undertones. %0D

by Anonymousreply 3108/27/2011

I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.

by Anonymousreply 3208/27/2011

"Second notice on an outstanding ticket." I don't remember getting a first notice!%0D %0D The TICKET is the first notice! %0D

by Anonymousreply 3308/27/2011

"I could really go for some herbal refreshment."

"Well we don't have tea, but maybe we could get some coke."

"You guys have coke at this school?!"

"Well, yeah! This is America."

by Anonymousreply 3408/27/2011

It's always good to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

by Anonymousreply 3508/27/2011

I have to go to the quad and get my Cranberries CD...

by Anonymousreply 3608/27/2011

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

by Anonymousreply 3708/29/2011

And no cruisin' around with Dionne, right? Two permits do not a license make.

by Anonymousreply 3808/29/2011

Break me off a piece of dat!

by Anonymousreply 3908/29/2011

"Ask her something!"%0D %0D "What's seven times seven?"%0D %0D "Stuff she knows!"

by Anonymousreply 4008/29/2011

Wasn't my Mom a Betty?

by Anonymousreply 4108/29/2011

Ok, so he's kind of a Baldwin.

by Anonymousreply 4208/29/2011

Thanks Josh, I SO need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again.

by Anonymousreply 4308/29/2011

Snotty female friend of Josh: It's like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."

Cher: Excuse me, Hamlet didn't say that.

SFF: I think I know my Hamlet.

Cher: And I know my Mel Gibson and he didn't say it. That Polonius guy did.

by Anonymousreply 4408/29/2011

Anything happens to my daughter, I have a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you much.

by Anonymousreply 4508/29/2011

Chin pubes...LOL!

by Anonymousreply 4608/29/2011

Christian had a thing for Tony Curtis so he brought over "Some Like it Hot" and "Sporadicus."

by Anonymousreply 4708/29/2011

Dionne: Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.%0D %0D Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?%0D %0D Cher: God, you say it like it's a bad thing.%0D %0D Dionne: Besides, the PC term is hymenally challenged.%0D %0D Cher: I am just not interested in doing it until I find the right person. You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

by Anonymousreply 4808/30/2011

Rollin with the homies!

by Anonymousreply 4908/30/2011

Everywhere you park is valet.

by Anonymousreply 5008/30/2011

Cher: Daddy, this is my friend, Tai. Mel: [to Tai] Get the hell outta my chair!

Wallace Shawn as the teacher is great. Just his facial expressions while he listens to the students cracks my shit up every time.

by Anonymousreply 5108/30/2011

"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade."%0D %0D Dionne: Phat! Did you write that?%0D %0D Cher: Duh, it's like a famous quote!%0D %0D Dionne: From where?%0D %0D Cher: Cliffs Notes.

by Anonymousreply 5208/31/2011

Could the suicide attempts please be postponed until the next period?

by Anonymousreply 5308/31/2011

That's Ren and Stimpy - they're way existential

by Anonymousreply 5408/31/2011

"Be seeing you."

"Yeah, I hope not sporadically."

by Anonymousreply 5508/31/2011

"I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's"

"Where? In Kuwait?"

"Is that in the Valley?"

by Anonymousreply 5608/31/2011

"What? You think the death of Sammy Davis, Jr left a hole in the Rat Pack?"

by Anonymousreply 5708/31/2011



by Anonymousreply 5808/31/2011

What's an "ad"?

by Anonymousreply 5908/31/2011

r58, how many times are you going to post that same comment on every thread? Supid ass!

by Anonymousreply 6008/31/2011

Buy a membership, and you won't get dumbass!

by Anonymousreply 6108/31/2011

DL has ads?

by Anonymousreply 6208/31/2011

God, if I have to hear that "I Like Mike" song one more time... (I don't even know what the fuck they're supposed to be advertising).%0D %0D But back on topic:%0D %0D "You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?"%0D %0D "Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?"%0D %0D "Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades."

by Anonymousreply 6308/31/2011

You look like Pippi Longstocking.

You look like Forrest Gump. Who is Pippi Longstocking?

Someone Mel Gibson never played.

by Anonymousreply 6408/31/2011

Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy and as soon I get my license I fully intend to brake for animals.

by Anonymousreply 6509/02/2011

My man is SATISFIED. He's got no cause for complaint. But--technically--I am still a virgin!

by Anonymousreply 6609/02/2011

Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.

I am. You try driving in platforms.

by Anonymousreply 6709/02/2011

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?

Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.

Tai: What's a monet?

Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess.

by Anonymousreply 6809/02/2011

I'd like to see you have a little direction.

I have direction!

Yeah, towards the mall.

by Anonymousreply 6909/02/2011

Dee at R66, I thought your virginity had already gone from technical to non-existent after you went cruisin' on the freeway with Murray and Cher.

by Anonymousreply 7009/02/2011

As if! I'm only 16 years old and this is California, not Kentucky.

by Anonymousreply 7109/02/2011

"Like the other day I was talking to Josh and we were discussing the difference between high school girls and college girls. See, college girls wear less makeup on their face, and that's why guys like them more."

by Anonymousreply 7209/03/2011

During the next few days I did what any normal girl would do. I sent myself love letters, and flowers, and candy just so he'd see how desired I was, in case he didn't already know.

by Anonymousreply 7309/03/2011

"I suppose it wasn't meant to be. I mean, he does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?"

by Anonymousreply 7409/03/2011

I told you that I love you Porgy, at least five times.

by Anonymousreply 7509/03/2011

Would you call me selfish? %0D %0D No, not to your face. %0D

by Anonymousreply 7609/04/2011

Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again. %0D %0D They ARE your parents. %0D

by Anonymousreply 7709/04/2011

So, Dionne's boyfriend also calls Christian a "cakeboy" after Cher denies the accusation of him being a disco dancing etc etc.

I don't think I have ever heard that expression before. Where did that come from?

by Anonymousreply 7809/04/2011

R76 is on the late show. See R19.

by Anonymousreply 7909/04/2011

I have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman!

by Anonymousreply 8009/10/2011

"Are you going to take me somewhere to make left hand turns?"

by Anonymousreply 8109/11/2011

So OK I was at this party and my designated driver tried to attack me, so I got out so he'd stop. And then he drove off and deserted me, and this guy with a gun held me up, took my money and my phone, and he yelled at me, and he forced me to ruin my dress.

by Anonymousreply 8209/12/2011

Ewwww, as if!

by Anonymousreply 8309/12/2011

I was 19 when this film came out and never got the appeal of it.

Not nearly as funny as Heathers.

by Anonymousreply 8409/12/2011

I totally paused.

by Anonymousreply 8509/12/2011

But this is an Alaia!

An Awhatta?

An Alaia! It's, like, a really important designer!

by Anonymousreply 8609/12/2011

Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

by Anonymousreply 8709/12/2011

Cher: I want to do something for humanity.

Josh: How about sterilization?

by Anonymousreply 8809/12/2011

All by myself...don't wanna be, all by myself...anymore...

by Anonymousreply 8909/12/2011

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.

by Anonymousreply 9009/12/2011

What the hell happened to the actor who played Christian? I thought he was so cute.

by Anonymousreply 9109/12/2011

He gained weight.

by Anonymousreply 9209/12/2011

The tv show wasn't half bad either, which is surprising.

by Anonymousreply 9309/12/2011

Here's a "Where are they now" feature on the cast of Clueless.

Poor Brittany. But at least they didn't dig up her rotting corpse for the "Now" picture.

by Anonymousreply 9410/01/2011

Cake boy got fat.

by Anonymousreply 9510/06/2012

What the hell happened to the actor who played Josh? I thought he was so cute.

by Anonymousreply 9610/06/2012

Jeepin'? Jeepin'? NO, but speaking of vehicular sex...

by Anonymousreply 9710/06/2012

Josh or Christian, R96?

Josh was played by Paul Rudd

Christian is the one who got fat

And Stacy Dash almost looks the same!

by Anonymousreply 9810/06/2012


by Anonymousreply 9910/06/2012

Wow -- when did Alicia Silverstone's voice drop so deep? Does she smoke? She (and the rest of girls) look gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 10010/06/2012

"That doesn't make any sense. I'd have to get off the freeway - I hate that."

I wonder why Jeremy Sisto wasn't included in the EW reunion feature. Alicia just did those episodes of Suburgatory with him last season.

by Anonymousreply 10110/06/2012

Dee, I'm outtie!

by Anonymousreply 10207/12/2013

Much better than Heathers, r84.

Heathers isn't half as deep as it thinks it is.

by Anonymousreply 10307/12/2013
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