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Model Ryan Barry

Apparently, Ryan, a former boyfriend of Reichen's, posted a 9-page love letter to himself last October. There are no words...

by Anonymousreply 3605/23/2013

...no words except "self-indulgent".

by Anonymousreply 108/24/2011

worse than bryanboi (sic)

by Anonymousreply 208/24/2011

Can someone post excerpts? I don't want to change my browser just to read an iMac document.

by Anonymousreply 308/24/2011

The apple shit and "loading" is more annoying than anything else.

by Anonymousreply 408/24/2011

I was hesitantly with him until page 8. That's when the egotistical shit hit the fan.

by Anonymousreply 508/24/2011

In Today's Temporal-Relativity News, 13-year-old Ryan Barry of Vista, California, was found hanged in his room this morning, an apparent suicide.

He appeared to be the victim of a freak time-travel accident in which a poison-pen message from his future self somehow triggered an immediate suicidal response. Exactly what kind of vicious missive could have caused such a result could not be determined, as both the letter and the 33-year-old self who wrote it immediately disappeared from present and future existence when the teen expired, the record of their existence being maintained only by temporal extrapolation at the Institute.

Oddly, mass-emotion-detectors placed in the early 21st century registered a slight wave of relief at the corresponding moment of the young Barry's demise.

by Anonymousreply 608/24/2011

It's a "It gets better" PSA to himself.

You know, if people would love themselves so much as he does I think the world would be a better place since then people wouldn' feel the need to validate themselves by putting other people down.

by Anonymousreply 708/24/2011

There's loving yourself and then there's LOVING yourself. Ryan LOVES himself.

by Anonymousreply 808/24/2011

Screwy face.

by Anonymousreply 908/24/2011

Does he meet fans privately for a fee?

by Anonymousreply 1008/24/2011

I can't click on this link for pretty much the same reason as the birthing picture. I'll just go by the comments.

by Anonymousreply 1108/24/2011

Executive Summary: it's the kind of thing nine year old girls used to scribble in their Dreambooks. But that was confined to their bottom drawer, not spattered for a billion people on the internets. Oh yeah, and they were nine.

by Anonymousreply 1208/24/2011

[quote]if people would love themselves so much as he does I think the world would be a better place since then people wouldn' feel the need to validate themselves by putting other people down.%0D %0D Sweetheart, when people go to exorbitant lengths to 'love themselves' and to post that shit online, it's because they are actually insecure twats who look down on others in a big way.

by Anonymousreply 1308/24/2011

Marry me r6!%0D %0D Reading between the lines, it's pretty obvious that Ryan is a gigolo. IIRC, when he and Reichen broke up, Reichen called him out on his whoring on his blog.%0D %0D Valentino's date to the premiere of his movie? I hope it was worth it!

by Anonymousreply 1408/24/2011

I like the line "someday you'll be performing onstage with pop stars Ke$ha and Kim Zolniak!"

by Anonymousreply 1508/24/2011

OMFG. No words for that level of narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 1608/24/2011

Poor, pitiful him.

by Anonymousreply 1708/24/2011

Wow. I found that incredibly depressing.

by Anonymousreply 1808/24/2011

That whole thing read like someone trying to talk themselves off a ledge.

by Anonymousreply 1908/24/2011

Weeties.

by Anonymousreply 2008/24/2011

He needs a blog.

by Anonymousreply 2108/24/2011

This guy dated Reichen? How did they ever manage to go out together? Is there a room anywhere big enough to hold their two massive egos simultaneously?

by Anonymousreply 2208/24/2011

it's because they are actually insecure twats who look down on others in a big way.

That's what DATALOUNGE is form the nerve of that self centered bitch, trying to prevent gay teen suicide !

by Anonymousreply 2308/24/2011

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2408/24/2011

The sad part for me is that after those eight excruciating pages, when he finally comes to the part which is supposed to be about self-acceptance, he lists his height as 6', when he's clearly several inches shorter than Reichen, who is 6'1."

by Anonymousreply 2508/24/2011

[quote]That's what DATALOUNGE is form the nerve of that self centered bitch, trying to prevent gay teen suicide !

Ok, how exactly does that nine page egomaniaical manifesto go about preventing teen suicide?

by Anonymousreply 2608/24/2011

I recall the pictures at R25 on datalounge when he started dating reichen. We made fun of the leather jacket and one poster felt the need to defend it vigorously.

by Anonymousreply 2708/24/2011

bump

by Anonymousreply 2808/24/2011

How the Hell did any of you get through the entire thing? I was done by the second sentence, and already bored.

by Anonymousreply 2908/24/2011

Say what thou wilt. Reichen and Barry were the most beautiful/handsome gay couple in history, if you just look at the bodies alone. They could have made millions doing gay porn together. I've seen Ryan in person and he is breathtakingly beautiful looking, which in the gay world translates to being above others. You want him to grow up, then work on making the gay culture to grow up.

by Anonymousreply 3008/24/2011

Ryan sighting on Family Fued yesterday...did a doubletake! The kicker: Barry-vs-Virgin [Not Kidding.]I'm sure it was a re-run.

by Anonymousreply 3107/21/2012

[quote]Say what thou wilt. Reichen and Barry were the most beautiful/handsome gay couple in history, if you just look at the bodies alone. They could have made millions doing gay porn together. I've seen Ryan in person and he is breathtakingly beautiful looking, which in the gay world translates to being above others. You want him to grow up, then work on making the gay culture to grow up.

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Nice try, no sale, Reichen.

by Anonymousreply 3207/22/2012

Bump

by Anonymousreply 3305/23/2013

Why the fuck would someone bump this 2 year old thread?

by Anonymousreply 3405/23/2013

Never mind my post at r34, I now see that the bump was requested in the current Reichen thread.

I won't go & read this guy's blathering, but having just googled him, I'll probably spend some happy time looking at this:

by Anonymousreply 3505/23/2013

what the fuck is up with the left side of his face? did he pop an extra large zit?

by Anonymousreply 3605/23/2013
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