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Prince Andrew

For 51, ya don't look so good. A bloated, cunt-chasing loose cannon of a manwhore.%0D %0D Yet he is apparently his mum's fave.

by Squidgyreply 7908/27/2011

He's only his mother's favorite because her world was thrown into tumult when Charles and Anne were children (upon her father's death) and she was much older when Edward was born. Andrew was the only one she got to properly bond with. He's gotten sloppy fat and ugly since he was dumped as the U.K. Trade Envoy.

by Squidgyreply 108/22/2011

He looks like the average DL poster.

by Squidgyreply 208/22/2011

ROTFLMAO R2!

by Squidgyreply 308/22/2011

I'm old enough to remember when Prince Andrew was a cute young thing. Believe it or not he was once quite handsome a long, long time ago.

by Squidgyreply 408/22/2011

Prince Philip is not his father, that's why the Queen always had a soft spot for him.

by Squidgyreply 508/22/2011

Holy Hanover ! That's what generations of inbreeding does. And you know, eventually Prince William is going to look like that.

by Squidgyreply 608/22/2011

He's always been vulgar though. India Hicks was 13 when she was a bridesmaid at Charles and Diana's wedding and she said that Andrew was saying the filthiest things while everyone was posing for pictures (despite the fact that little children were within range).

by Squidgyreply 708/22/2011

R4 The are ALL good looking when they are younger. Even Princess Ann was pretty when she was young. But sometime in their mid to late 30s They turn butt-ugly and start looking like what they are; a bunch of inbred sour faced krauts.

by Squidgyreply 808/22/2011

I don't understand how rich, educated people can allow themselves to become fat. You would think that they would know better. You would think that they would have access to the best trainers, nutritionists and healthy foods.

Especially people who are constantly in the public eye and serve as the physical representation of their entire country's honor and prestige around the globe. Does the British people really want this pasty piece of blubber representing them on foreign functions?

by Squidgyreply 908/22/2011

Charles is ugly as sin but at least he's always been relatively trim.

by Squidgyreply 1008/22/2011

R7, India Hicks is a media whore. With that said, Andrew looked like he was letting them go at William's wedding. Felt sorry for the old girl in front of him.

by Squidgyreply 1108/22/2011

There's always "that one" in families. Usually the richer the family, the more crazy "that one" turns out to be.

by Squidgyreply 1208/22/2011

[quote]Does the British people really want this pasty piece of blubber representing them on foreign functions?

Being a pasty piece of blubber is what the British Royals do best. Have you seen what the Queen looks like lately? She looks like a diamond encrusted refrigerator.

by Squidgyreply 1308/22/2011

The scuttlebutt in London was that Princess Diana's real dirt on the Royal Family was Andrew's HIV-positive status.

by Squidgyreply 1408/22/2011

He's too fat to have HIV

by Squidgyreply 1608/22/2011

He should wear a t-shirt. Yikes.

by Squidgyreply 1708/22/2011

As the UK Trade Envoy for several years, I'm sure Andrew was constantly feted by his hosts with sumptuous meals. Plus, the travel probably didn't make an exercise routine as easy as it would be for someone with a fairly stable position.

Most of the women can get away with basically sampling each course...the men aren't supposed to be as fussy.

I don't think William will ever get particularly fat. He follows the same Naval calisthenics routine as his grandfather (every morning, 15 - 20 minutes). I believe Charles does as well.

by Squidgyreply 1808/22/2011

I like Andrew and Sarah. I hope they remarry. Fuck Charles and Camilla, dirty coniving pigs that they are.

by Squidgyreply 1908/22/2011

Why should he lose weight? Supermodels will still sleep with him (as we've seen) if he's fat, because he's the queen's son. And unlike actors who get fat (like Russell Crowe), his livelihood does not depend on staying attractive.

Royalty often get really fat: look at George IV, Edward VII, King Farouk... They are presented with delicious fattening delicacies and the most beautiful people in the world will sleep with them no matter what their weight is like just because they're royal.

by Squidgyreply 2008/22/2011

Dat shit's NASTY.

by Squidgyreply 2108/22/2011

Don't forget the fattest fatty of them all: Queen Victoria. That pig couldn't put down the fork after her dearest Albert died.

by Squidgyreply 2208/22/2011

Andrew is not gay, and he is not HIV+. Philip is his father, I promise you.

by Squidgyreply 2308/22/2011

ROTFLMAO I JUST SHIT MY PANTIES AND ATE IT!

by Squidgyreply 2408/22/2011

"I don't understand how rich, educated people can allow themselves to become fat."%0D %0D They eat good food and enjoy life, that's how. They don't have your deep, irrational, loathing of fat and overweight people, most people don't.

by Squidgyreply 2508/22/2011

Henry VIII was a corpulent beast with a weeping, oozing, smelly sore on his leg...yet he had 6 beautiful wives and many mistresses throughout his life.

by Squidgyreply 2608/22/2011

I'm with R23. We don't have to resort to fantasies, the reality is sordid enough. Andrew likes to whore around and they all drink entirely too much. They all have bad teeth, even William, and Andrew, like the rest of them, bears evidence of the horrible traditional English diet. %0D %0D There's only so much bangers and mash you can consume before it starts to show. Kidney pies, eels, etc. He looks as if he probably stinks. His body odor has to waft of alcohol and suasages and suet, and his breath must reek of cigarettes, coffee and really bad gums. I bet he thinks he's being healthy if he eats a salad once a month with plenty of Caesar's dressing.

by Squidgyreply 2708/22/2011

It's good to be the king.

by Squidgyreply 2808/22/2011

[quote]There's only so much bangers and mash you can consume before it starts to show. Kidney pies, eels, etc.

Most of that is food favored in the 19th and early 20th century by the British lower classes. The Windsors never ate that stuff even back in the day; they certainly don't now.

[quote]He looks as if he probably stinks.

Speaking of stinks: now you're just pulling shit completely out of your ass.

by Squidgyreply 2908/22/2011

Well, we all know that the top 1% elite in American eat all their meals at McDonalds, Taco Bell, Wendy's, and Burger King, right?

by Squidgyreply 3008/22/2011

R9, unlike most gay people, they do not equate their body with their self-worth or personal sense of self-esteem and identity. In other words, the world's royalty do not live in Los Angeles. %0D %0D R9, some day you can have the best kept body in the morgue. But did you have a fun fulfilling life?

by Squidgyreply 3108/22/2011

He was stunning in the early 80s, by far the most attractive of the lot.

by Squidgyreply 3208/22/2011

Say what you will, but he looks unhealthy. He looks like the kind of unhealthy a person looks like due to a bad diet and too much alcohol. So sue me!@ they don't eat kidney pies or eels? But they eat a lot of sausages and mutton and roast beef and red meat. And their arteries are all clogged up with fat and gross. And I still say he looks like he stinks. Foul breath. phlegm and mucus and sinus drainage. Periodontal problems. Gum disease. The horror. The horror. %0D %0D And I didn't pull that out of my @ss.

by Squidgyreply 3308/22/2011

In my personal opinion, Andrew just wants to be left alone. He hates being royal and his birth has ruined everything for him. You know for many it had been a curse. Charles came to terms with it all years ago, but Andrew didn't.

It doesn't matter how much money you have if you are lonely, have no privacy or control over your own life. Maybe he drinks, if I were him I sure would.

The BS that has been spread around about Charles and Andrew is breathtaking. It would knock anybody down - think how depressing it must be. Charles just ignores it - rises above it - focuses on his work and the things he loves. He is a great - even noble - person.

by Squidgyreply 3408/22/2011

R34. Andrew is a decent guy with some flaws. He's loyal if nothing else as is apparent in his defense and devotion to Sarah Ferguson. Obviously, the two of them still love each other.%0D %0D I read that according to Diana, Andrew was one of the hardest working royals, but he was always overshadowed by his mother and Charles. For years, Andrew just sort of went about his royal duties without drawing attention to what he was doing even though he was doing good work, again, according to Diana.%0D %0D Andrew very much likes being royal, which is why he tries so hard to keep his daughters in the good graces of the queen and in all family functions. Andrew knows that it's going to be difficult for his family--Sarah included--when Charles and William become front and center, which they are even now.%0D %0D Charles doesn't have much in common with Andrew and there is talk that Charles plans to streamline the royal house even further and marginalize Andrew so that there is little for him and his daughters to do.

by Squidgyreply 3508/22/2011

Andrew was never stunning or gorgeous. He was passably good-looking during his "Randy Andy" days.

I don't follow the Royal Family so I didn't know what to expect when I opened that pic as I don't recall seeing a photo of him in years. I did a double take. He looks bad. Well, bad, when compared to his younger years. Yes, we all age, etc, etc. But he looks gross. Gross and happy. He's probably had an awesome life and has enjoyed most of it, so good for him. He'll likely live to be 98 when much thinner (and poorer) sods keel off at 68.

by Squidgyreply 3608/22/2011

Young Andrew. Not a bad looking guy at all.

by Squidgyreply 3708/22/2011

Another young Andrew.

by Squidgyreply 3808/22/2011

Prince Harry will look just as bad.

by Squidgyreply 3908/22/2011

R38. Damn, Andrew was handsome.%0D %0D Sure we all age, but now he has manboobs. Come on, Andrew, I'm rooting for you. Get Sarah to order you some Weight Watchers food...and stick with it! She did quite well on it.

by Squidgyreply 4008/22/2011

"Damn, Andrew was handsome."%0D %0D He sure was.%0D %0D In "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13-3/4," from Andrew's handsome period, Adrian's account of the royal wedding included the comment, "Prince Andrew is dead good looking. It's too bad he and Charles couldn't trade heads for the day."%0D

by Squidgyreply 4108/22/2011

His face looks perfectly fine (and happy, to boot!) in OP's pic. It's just the body that's gone neglected. He still doesn't appear to have that classic soured Windsor look of his mother and older brother and sister.%0D %0D Any shirtless pics of Prince Edward for comparison?

by Squidgyreply 4208/23/2011

Mutton? R33, you really haven't got a clue, have you. I doubt anyone has eaten mutton for years.

by Squidgyreply 4308/23/2011

Read this:

by Squidgyreply 4408/23/2011

Pink jiggly manboobs. Ewww

by Squidgyreply 4508/23/2011

Wow 44, Andrew really does look like that other guy in the photo. Those Royals, just spreading their legs for anyone.

by Squidgyreply 4608/23/2011

R26:

Ahem.

by Squidgyreply 4708/23/2011

Actually, R27, Andrew doesn't drink. I forgot where I read or heard this, but apparently he's a teetotaller (as is his sister, Anne). I do agree, though, he does look really unhealthy - but that's mostly due to poor diet.

by Squidgyreply 4808/23/2011

"I like Andrew and Sarah. I hope they remarry. Fuck Charles and Camilla, dirty coniving pigs that they are."%0D %0D Boy, are you an idiot. Andrew and Fergie are scum.%0D %0D There was a recent article about Andrew in Vanity Fair. He is depicted by people who know him as a lecherous, lazy, juvenile twit. Spoiled by his doting Mum, he's been allowed to get away with anything and despite getting a very nice income for doing basically nothing he never seems to have enough money. %0D %0D I love this description of him, given by one of his many detractors: "a man with a fat bottom who laughs at his own jokes."%0D %0D

by Squidgyreply 4908/23/2011

Prince Andrew is a pompous ass.

by Squidgyreply 5008/23/2011

He's especially a pompous ass if he's the Aid's son.

by Squidgyreply 5108/23/2011

Andrew's daughters, the evil Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. Second picture on this link.

by Squidgyreply 5208/23/2011

We won't be hearing much from him now -- Libya has fallen and the Lockerbie bomber he released in exchange for oil contracts is soon to be in prison again.

by Squidgyreply 5308/23/2011

It's Charles and Camilla who are the dirty lowdown twits. Maybe they are all proper now, but the two of them coniving bastards who set out to destroy Diana. They should never be forgiven.

by Squidgyreply 5408/23/2011

I remember when it was reported years ago that he was dating a porn star. Koo Stark was her name and a big deal was made of their relationship, as well as how handsome he was, which as the time was true. Of course, the Queen was said to have been horrified, and I always felt that he married Sarah Ferguson partly to improve his "Randy Andy" image.

by Squidgyreply 5508/23/2011

"It's Charles and Camilla who are the dirty lowdown twits. Maybe they are all proper now, but the two of them coniving bastards who set out to destroy Diana. They should never be forgiven."%0D %0D Oh shut the fuck up, you psychotic Diana fangurl. %0D %0D

by Squidgyreply 5608/23/2011

R55 calling Koo Stark a porn star is a bit of a stretch. She appeared in one long forgotten soft-core film. What she has in common with Fergie is an inability to manage her finances. Bankrupt twice over. And divorced.

by Squidgyreply 5708/23/2011

R56. Please don't defend Charles and Camilla, the scum of the royal family.

by Squidgyreply 5808/23/2011

Andrew was breathtaking when he was younger. The epitome of drop-dead gorgeous.

by Squidgyreply 5908/23/2011

[quote]Henry VIII was a corpulent beast with a weeping, oozing, smelly sore on his leg...yet he had 6 beautiful wives and many mistresses throughout his life.%0D %0D Like those women had a choice?

by Squidgyreply 6008/23/2011

He looks like someone who has GI problems. Bet he gets constipated a lot.%0D %0D The thing about the royals, with the exception of Charles, is that they all seemed, even Anne, to be very good looking when younger. They haven't aged well at all. %0D %0D Now Charles, OTOH, was always an Alfred E. Newman (Mad Magazine) type of jug head with and Ichabod Crane face, and he's sort of grown into his looks. He's no longer really homely or comic looking, he is just a plain looking old man. %0D %0D Philip and Elizabeth were both atractive young couple. I think as young women, especially Katherine, look at William and Harry, they might consider the future that's in store. William is already heading towards baldness and a ridiculous mouthful of teeth.

by Squidgyreply 6108/23/2011

...those moobs deserve a wonda bra! I almost fancy him.... (!!)

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by Squidgyreply 6208/23/2011

[quote]The thing about the royals, with the exception of Charles, is that they all seemed, even Anne, to be very good looking when younger. They haven't aged well at all. %0D %0D That's very true. Princess Margaret was also an attractive young woman who aged into a seahag. Of course, in Margaret's case booze, cigarettes and suntanning had a lot to do with it.

by Squidgyreply 6408/23/2011

Do you know how OLD EII is, r13? She should be svelte??

by Squidgyreply 6508/23/2011

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by Squidgyreply 6608/23/2011

They don't take care of themselves they know that they will always be able to get someone because of who they are.

by Squidgyreply 6708/23/2011

I'd still ride him while Alec Baldwin watched.

by Squidgyreply 6808/23/2011

He looks like he has a sinus condition and chronic halitosis. Picturing him naked makes me naseaous.

by Squidgyreply 7008/24/2011

[quote]He looks like someone who has GI problems. Bet he gets constipated a lot.%0D %0D I don't know why, but this comment sent me into a fit of giggles.

by Squidgyreply 7108/24/2011

He was never gorgeous. Good grief. He wasn't even good looking when young, simply average, which stands out among the freak-show hideousness of the rest of the royals.

by Squidgyreply 7208/24/2011

R72 - I have to completely disagree. He was VERY good looking.

by Squidgyreply 7308/24/2011

Agreed R73, he was VERY handsome in his youth.

by Squidgyreply 7408/24/2011

One of Andrew's ex-loves.

by Squidgyreply 7508/24/2011

Koo really porked up. Grant it, maybe the double mastectomy makes it a little difficult to keep the weight off, and being alive being skinny doesn't matter as much.

by Squidgyreply 7608/24/2011

Don't fuck someone who has constipation issues.

by Squidgyreply 7708/27/2011

I think Koo was the love of Andrew's life and he should have married her. She's a prize compared to the greedy heifer he ended up with.

by Squidgyreply 7808/27/2011

[quote]Andrew doesn't drink. I forgot where I read or heard this, but apparently he's a teetotaller (as is his sister, Anne). %0D %0D I don't know about Andrew, but are you sure about Anne? I read Tina Brown's "Diana Chronicles" and she described Anne at dinner at Balmoral and getting quite tipsy. She told an American guest "You know we (referring to the British) really don't like you." I don't know how long ago this was, though.a

by Squidgyreply 7908/27/2011
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