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Joe Manganiello''s ass


by Anonymousreply 6508/20/2013

Like X 1,000!

by Anonymousreply 108/22/2011

those pics don't do tonight's shots of Joe's ass half justice. He truly has a gorgeous butt; perfectly round and perfectly matched to his body.

by Anonymousreply 208/22/2011

yes, (R1), but how does Momma's Mussy feel about this?

by Anonymousreply 408/22/2011

r3, are you judging by these shots or did you actually see it in live action?

by Anonymousreply 508/22/2011

I saw the live action shot, and I gotta say, I was a bit disappointed by his ass too: I agree with R3, it's not as round as I expected it, especially in relation to the rest of his body, which is perfection. His ass is a little flat, actually. It looks like Joe focuses more on his upper body than on his legs and ass, which is why he doesn't have the big beefy bubble butt I expected from seeing his spectacular shoulders, traps and chest. Anyway, it's nothing that a little extra work at the gym on his lower body won't fix.

by Anonymousreply 608/22/2011





by Anonymousreply 708/22/2011

I really hate muscular guys that just fucking focus on their upper bodies. It's really disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 808/22/2011

That wasn't the ass I was expecting.

by Anonymousreply 908/22/2011

I literally shake at the thought of being in bed with that hunk and 3/4ths.

He'd rip you in half.

by Anonymousreply 1008/22/2011

he's no anthony recker.

by Anonymousreply 1108/22/2011

Disappointingly flat.

by Anonymousreply 1208/22/2011

r10: Mary!

by Anonymousreply 1308/22/2011

Here they are lightened up considerably so you can actually see it.

by Anonymousreply 1408/22/2011

Thanks for the link, R14. Wow, that's a really flat ass!

by Anonymousreply 1508/22/2011

It is rather flat but I'd still rim him all day long!

by Anonymousreply 1608/22/2011

it's flat, but I still love him!

by Anonymousreply 1708/22/2011

MUCH more interested in seeing his dick.

by Anonymousreply 1808/22/2011

How about his feets?

by Anonymousreply 1908/22/2011

Not bad, OP.

Better than John Barrowman's.

by Anonymousreply 2008/22/2011

Not the most impressive ass but honestly his body is already incredible, you can't win 'em all.

by Anonymousreply 2108/22/2011

but he's a werewolf... shouldnt he have hairy ass?

by Anonymousreply 2208/22/2011

He can sit on my face anytime.

by Anonymousreply 2308/22/2011

Joe's ass is fine; it's okay, but like most gay men, he seems to work out his upper body much more than the lower half.

by Anonymousreply 2408/22/2011

He's naturally smooth, darn it.

by Anonymousreply 2508/22/2011

you all are crazy, this dude is PERFECT.

by Anonymousreply 2606/24/2012

Oh the body's nice, no doubt. But the EGO!

by Anonymousreply 2706/24/2012

Agree with others here - disappointing. Was hoping for a more rounded specimen .

by Anonymousreply 2806/24/2012

Unlike flat Joe, Jason Mamoa has an ass that's in complete proportion with the rest of his incredible physique. It ain't no joke. I wish I could find that link to his nude scenes from Game of Thrones.

by Anonymousreply 2906/24/2012


Nothing all that divine about this Miss M.


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by Anonymousreply 3106/27/2012

BUMP. Actually R24, the opposite is true. Gay men do tend to work out their lower bodies more. Straight boys are into the light bulb look.

by Anonymousreply 3206/27/2012

What ass?

by Anonymousreply 3306/27/2012

I'm far more concerned about whether he lacks a sizeable cock.

by Anonymousreply 3406/27/2012

That looks like a straight Ass. Too flat to be gay. A gay man who worked out that much would have rounded his cakes in the weight room on purpose. Those cakes look neglected.

by Anonymousreply 3506/27/2012

Jesus God I love him.

by Anonymousreply 3606/27/2012

Disappointing, it's a bit on the flat side. The rest of the body and face always made me hopeful for a round boxy ass, but no such luck. His ass looks like a preview of how the rest of him will look as he ages, he's not a young looking 36.

by Anonymousreply 3706/27/2012

"round boxy ass"

That seems like an oxymoron. Explain please.

by Anonymousreply 3806/27/2012

Flat and about to sag, frankly.

by Anonymousreply 3906/27/2012

I would rim his ass and eat it till I cum. Damn... he sure has a HOT nice looking ass. I bet it must taste deliciouse!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4005/01/2013

Hot delicious guy, incl. his ass.

by Anonymousreply 4105/01/2013

Yes, r41! I can't help wondering if Joe and Matt Bomer have ever had sex! Just the thought of it is hotter than a lot of porn!

by Anonymousreply 4205/01/2013

Joe and Matt in bed would be one of the hottest things. I like to think of it.

by Anonymousreply 4305/01/2013

I'm sure Matt has had some fantasies about it!

by Anonymousreply 4405/01/2013

His face isn't that great. I don't get the adoration of beauty.

He has a trainer, and works out an abundant amount because he has the time. And it shows.

by Anonymousreply 4505/01/2013

Meow, r45!

by Anonymousreply 4605/01/2013


Now and forever.

Oh, the HAWTNESS...

by Anonymousreply 4705/01/2013

Well, R43, didn't they share a house at Carnegie-Mellon?

by Anonymousreply 4805/01/2013

Bump for my Joe/Matt fantasies!

by Anonymousreply 4905/04/2013

[quote]His face isn't that great. I don't get the adoration of beauty.

I don't think so either. Nice body, but "meh" face.

by Anonymousreply 5005/04/2013

He looks so old for only 36!

by Anonymousreply 5105/04/2013

I don't think he's very handsome either. But being average looking, with a great body and masculine personality can take you far in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 5205/05/2013

musky nutsack alert! sweaty anus alert

by Anonymousreply 5305/05/2013

I agree with R51. He looks way older, the gray facial hair isn't sexy it makes him look tired. He's got a good body, but there doesn't seem to be much else interesting. He face is so-so and his acting isnt anything spectacular. 1980's Chippendale dancer looking.

by Anonymousreply 5405/05/2013

last page butt bump

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by Anonymousreply 5606/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5706/04/2013

Ass caps from last night.

by Anonymousreply 5806/17/2013

What will he fall back on when the body is gone?

by Anonymousreply 5906/17/2013

Did Matt Bomer tap that ass when they were housemates at CMU?

by Anonymousreply 6006/17/2013

I could see Matt rubbing Joe's male g-spot while blowing him. That is quite hot to be honest.I need to take a hot shower.

by Anonymousreply 6106/17/2013

So... a thread about his ass, which you saw for like three seconds on the show, gets more posts than a thread on the entire show itself?

by Anonymousreply 6206/17/2013

This episode sucked. Joe's ass was the highlight!

by Anonymousreply 6306/17/2013

So tired of this guy. I watched the 15 minute live segment on HBO and got major douche chills.

by Anonymousreply 6406/17/2013


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