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Here is an ad that want's to blow his wad on you while you're sitting in your car or he wants to find you in a restroom to blow his load on you.

As soon as he can find a restroom, that is.

The poor thing is from Alliance, Ohio.

by Anonymousreply 16411/30/2016

Looking for one-arm guy (Chelsea)

Mature guy, fit body, 6', 172, looking for one-arm guy for fun and romance. Your pic gets mine.

by Anonymousreply 108/17/2011

lol r1. He must need a one-armed model for a fisting shoot.

by Anonymousreply 208/17/2011

Road head with abuse?

by Anonymousreply 308/18/2011

I get a feeling that all of the CL fools and their juvenile fantasies post here on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 408/18/2011

Guilty! r4

by Anonymousreply 508/18/2011

I've yet to see any bizarre posts on Craigslist for may area. I only look there about once a month but it always seems to be guys looking for vanilla encounters with other guys, nothing outlandish.

by Anonymousreply 608/19/2011

This is really hilarious, OP.

by Anonymousreply 708/19/2011

This sounds like fun; off to go find crazy Toronto Craigslist ads to post -- be right back!

by Anonymousreply 808/19/2011

Okay, this one's not all that bizarre, but it is a little wierd -- someone posting that David Cross got engaged in the News section: "Amber Tamblyn and David Cross are engaged, reps for both stars confirm. The "Joan of Arcadia" and "House" actress has dated the "Arrested Development" actor since 2009. Neither has been married before. No wedding date or details have been revealed yet. Congratulations to the couple!"

by Anonymousreply 908/19/2011

Bare feet, mud, and JO! - 42 (someplace wet and private)%0D I get a huge turnon from going barefoot in soft, wet mud, feeling it ooze up between my toes while I jack off and shoot a hot load. (The pic is me taking a wizz right before doing this.) Would love to do it with another hot guy -- take off our shoes, pull down our shorts, make out and rub cocks while we sink into warm, soft mud. I'm getting a huge hard on just writing this. I'm tall, masc, musc, looking for someone 18-30 who knows someplace private for this kind of thing.... %0D

by Anonymousreply 1008/19/2011

Small older guy here likes to suck clean cut cocks (maybe more) 18 - 50%0D %0D About midnight, after wife goes to bed. Yes I swallow. I want no reciprocation.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1108/19/2011

r11, I wonder how small he is. Dwarf?

by Anonymousreply 1208/19/2011

The craziest CL posts come from the mid-West, for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 1308/19/2011

Small guy here wants a clean, cut fishing buddy (younger is a plus, lol) I also love to deep throat and play with you when you want it.%0D I want no reciprocation. I like to fish at the dam in Huntington, I will drive. I have the bait. I like to fish for several hours, but only as long%0D as you want to or can.. I am 5' 4", 135 lbs, all my dark blond hair. You ? %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1408/19/2011

R12, see R14. I think they're the same guy.

by Anonymousreply 1508/19/2011

[quote] Looking for one-arm guy (Chelsea)

Who knew Dr. Richard Kimble lived in Chelsea?

by Anonymousreply 1608/19/2011

R3: I once saw a video online of guys that had picked up a young 20something girl and it turned sexual very soon with the girl soon getting f*cked in the back seat. And no, it was not rape. Anyway, at one point during the encounter, the friend who was driving threw her pocketbook out the window of the moving car, but she was in the middle of getting f*cked so all she did was scream about it but not much else. Then, a few more miles up, after the guy had finished, they stopped the car and pushed her out by the side of a barn, in the middle of a nowhere. She was RUNNING after the car and it was, sadly, hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 1708/19/2011

I think it's bizarre that no one on CL knows the difference between discreet and discrete.

by Anonymousreply 1808/19/2011

A few months ago I found and posted here a hysterical M4M ad at CL New York from an elderly queen who was trying to assemble a group for guys who liked to knit in the nude.

by Anonymousreply 1908/20/2011

Niecy Eaker Hoover OWNS this thread!!

by Anonymousreply 2008/20/2011

R17, that video sounds awful. What is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 2108/20/2011

"Large Cat Statue made of porcelain and is white in color it is 8 feet tall and about 5 feet wide. The reason I am giving this away is because some neighborhood vandals have painted a rather large penis on the front of it. Email me if you are interested."

by Anonymousreply 2208/20/2011

Fart on Me

by Anonymousreply 2308/21/2011

Mama's got one foot in the grave and her gay son is wearing her clothes!

by Anonymousreply 2408/21/2011

Oh, honey, no. Just [italic]no.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 2508/21/2011

r29 Life is...too short to read all of the twink babble.

by Anonymousreply 2608/21/2011

The guy at R25 is actually rather cute. Too bad he seem like human mush.

by Anonymousreply 2708/21/2011

Give me your old, fat and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 2808/26/2011

Buy me a car!

by Anonymousreply 2908/27/2011

Are you a tranny who looks like the House Minority Leader? You're in luck!

by Anonymousreply 3009/04/2011

He had me at "I have the bait".

by Anonymousreply 3109/04/2011

can someone piss on me NOW - m4m - 24

black male, ddf, 24, bottom here i wanna suck a little and get pissed on all day today, i can host or travel, im serious and ready now

by Anonymousreply 3209/04/2011


I love sucking on an UN-CUT COCK, race does not matter, I LOVE ALL DICKS over 7 inches and uncut. I am a Silver Fox who is very healthy and very clean and GENEORUS. No strings attached, just contact me each time you get horny and need compensating and I will be there to suck you off. I love to swallow.

by Anonymousreply 3309/04/2011

Gen Rimmer for straight guys - m4m - 43

Looking for masculine straight guys today come over and have a seat. hairy, white, latino, blue collar, are all a +

I'm discreet, D&D free. I host and have easy parking. reply with face and or body pics

see the image for details.

(and HE'LL pay YOU!)

by Anonymousreply 3409/04/2011

Now that's a serious rimmer LOL

by Anonymousreply 3509/04/2011

Can I lick your stump?

by Anonymousreply 3609/13/2011

He's 50 and wants you to beat the shit out of him.

by Anonymousreply 3709/13/2011


by Anonymousreply 3809/13/2011

Who says there's not a lid for every pot?

by Anonymousreply 3909/18/2011

This one fits DL to a t:

by Anonymousreply 4009/18/2011

Mommy Tits!

by Anonymousreply 4109/23/2011


by Anonymousreply 4209/24/2011

The one with a "straight guy" looking for a woman with an ass like Anthony Recker is just bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 4309/24/2011

Not bizarre, but hilarious. Why do some folks post celebrity pix as their own and think nobody will have a clue?

by Anonymousreply 4409/26/2011

My favorite CL of all time is the pot-luck orgy.

There was an entire thread devoted to it several years ago. Photos included.

by Anonymousreply 4509/26/2011

I think the W4W CL posts are much more bizarre the rambling mess at link is case in point. Forget the posting just read the picture. Ugh, lesbians and feelings...

by Anonymousreply 4609/26/2011

^ What's the lesbian version of "MARY!"?

by Anonymousreply 4709/26/2011

I believe it's "Larry!"

by Anonymousreply 4809/26/2011

And who could forget the little Nazi dolls?

by Anonymousreply 4909/26/2011

Tranny Nanny

by Anonymousreply 5010/08/2011

Bugs Bunny in Drag Wanted:

by Anonymousreply 5101/16/2012


by Anonymousreply 5201/16/2012

Do your your homework, you little bastard!

by Anonymousreply 5301/16/2012


by Anonymousreply 5401/16/2012

Those gay Nazi dolls are funny.

by Anonymousreply 5501/18/2012

hot ad

by Anonymousreply 5603/10/2012

None of these links work.

by Anonymousreply 5703/10/2012

dayum! r56 found a hot fuk!

by Anonymousreply 5803/10/2012

straight booty upside down

by Anonymousreply 5903/10/2012

[quote]Looking for one-arm guy (Chelsea)

Tennessee Williams wrote a short story, which was also a play.

by Anonymousreply 6003/10/2012

muscle ass

by Anonymousreply 6103/11/2012

bubble butt

by Anonymousreply 6203/17/2012

Beyond The Folds of Vulva

by Anonymousreply 6303/17/2012


by Anonymousreply 6403/17/2012

Girlfriend is out-of-town.

These girls have the most amazing jobs...

by Anonymousreply 6503/17/2012

so funny

by Anonymousreply 6603/17/2012

The "My Girlfriend Is Out Of Town" ones just mystify me to no end.

Does ANYONE believe these guys actually have girlfriends?

Are we that desperate to believe we're getting some straight dick/ass?

Lame. And the guys who fall for it are even more lame.

by Anonymousreply 6703/17/2012

Kosher eggs needed

by Anonymousreply 6803/17/2012

r64, i picture those types of posters as mumu wearing, wine cooler drinking, Virginia slim smoking older men looking to either further their fantasy or trolling for pictures.

by Anonymousreply 6903/17/2012


by Anonymousreply 7004/19/2012

Do you qualify to be his FIRST?

by Anonymousreply 7104/19/2012

Compression shorts straight dude for straight dudes

by Anonymousreply 7204/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 7304/19/2012

Can anyone please explain the reason why some of these whores basically stick cameras on their assholes? Is this attractive to anyone? The most hysterical are the supposed "straight, bi, discreet, closeted" ones who have 10-12 pics of their asses. Because all of the closeted guys regularly spread their holes for the lens.

by Anonymousreply 7404/19/2012

Neither bizarre nor hilarious, R73

by Anonymousreply 7504/19/2012

From R70's:

[quote]Masculine and discreet dudes who are unclockable and manly only.

"Unclockable"? What does that even mean?

by Anonymousreply 7604/19/2012

Love reading CL ... find it funny when dudes list they will suck and "swallow." As if that is some sort of accomplishment.

by Anonymousreply 7704/19/2012

Do you have a dick, R77? It's not an "accomplishment", it's a selling point. Being sucked to completion and having your load swallowed is far more enjoyable than pulling out and being "finished off" by hand.

by Anonymousreply 7804/19/2012

Unclockable is a popular urban/youth term for a dude who is secretly into dudes, AND no one ever has suspected or would suspect he is because he is so masculine, loved by the ladies, and athletic. For instance, if a guy like Mark Sanchez likes dudes, he is unclockable. No one would ever suspect.

by Anonymousreply 7904/19/2012

Well, yes, R78. Being sucked to completion and having to watch the guy gag or spit it out can be a buzz-kill. But I cope. Just find amusing advertising on CL that swallowing is a skill. It's sex, just damn do it!

by Anonymousreply 8004/19/2012

R73 's ad is bizarre because that's the first excellent butt ever seen on CL

by Anonymousreply 8104/19/2012

[italic]Unclockable[/italic] also refers to transsexuals who are totally passable as women.

by Anonymousreply 8204/19/2012

yeah, the same concept of undetectable applies to transsexuals.

by Anonymousreply 8304/19/2012

MOAR! And copy the text in your replies, cunts. We can't see expired ads.

by Anonymousreply 8404/19/2012

Closet cases are so fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 8504/19/2012

yet so hot, r85!

by Anonymousreply 8604/19/2012

Uh, no, R86. You sound pretty fucked up yourself.

by Anonymousreply 8704/19/2012

Biracial Bi College Stud

by Anonymousreply 8804/19/2012

Straight Jock

by Anonymousreply 8904/19/2012

Pocket closet queen alert at R88's link.

by Anonymousreply 9004/20/2012

r88/r89 ads are of the same guy, duh. Look for something else, dear.

by Anonymousreply 9104/20/2012


by Anonymousreply 9204/20/2012

Bubble Booty

by Anonymousreply 9304/22/2012

I live alone.

by Anonymousreply 9404/23/2012

This is For a Bicurious Dude who wants to try some ASS - 23 (NW DC) Date: 2012-09-02, 1:01AM EDT

Looking for a straight dude who is looking for something new by tapping some ass on the DL. I am a bisexual athletic guy with phat ass. I have only been with two guys, want to try it again with someone I can trust on the DL. I like guys who are bigger than me (muscle and height), dominant, and very athletic, I want to be strictly passive with this type of guy.

STD-free only. Be buff, be MASCULINE, and be very hot. Send pic of your abs/pecs.

by Anonymousreply 9509/03/2012

Where are the hot muscular bicurious straight jocks?

I'm a picky closeted bisexual guy who has fantasies about getting fucked by a hard-bodied fine straight dude, especially an athlete, soldier, firefighter, or personal trainer/bodybuilder. I like to work out and play sports. I hit the gym five to six times per week. I love being around other hot, buff dudes who play sports, so it would be great to find a dude who can lift with me, watch sports, shoot hoops, and then chill on the DL with me.

MY fantasy is to secretly be a total bottom for an open-minded straight guy who is horny and wants to try something very new. I have no interest in any guy who has sucked dick or been fucked before or would want to do those things. I am only interested in a guy who would totally dominant and in the active role. I am confirmed STD-free; you must be too.

Send a physique pic and description. No dick pics please.

by Anonymousreply 9609/03/2012

I need a cup of cum all cock apply - 27 (Troy)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like the title says I host in Troy age race cock size not Important if u will cum to me I will not turn u away I'll suck ur cock and u can shoot it in the cup or my mouth and I'll spit it in there I'll bottom if that's what u want but u gotta wear a condom for that we can squeez it out once ur finished no recip needed just want a lot of cum if thus is up I still need cum I'm tall athletic and hung hurry if I don't respond I'm working on making some one cum I'll reply as soon as I'm done

by Anonymousreply 9709/03/2012

[quote]I need a cup of cum all cock apply [quote]Like the title says I host in Troy age race cock size not Important if u will cum to me I will not turn u away I'll suck ur cock and u can shoot it in the cup or my mouth and I'll spit it in there I'll bottom if that's what u want but u gotta wear a condom for that we can squeez it out once ur finished no recip needed just want a lot of cum if thus is up I still need cum I'm tall athletic and hung hurry if I don't respond I'm working on making some one cum I'll reply as soon as I'm done

by Anonymousreply 9809/03/2012

[quote]Looking for a big bellied dude into male preg. fetish Looking for a round bellied guy to explore a kink with. I am 6ft 175, 36 and good looking. Please send a pic of you and your tummy if you're interested. I have pics for trade. Please be under 55. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 9909/03/2012

need more

by Anonymousreply 10009/04/2012

Tight Frat Butt for Buff Power Top - 23

Bisexual frat jock, 5'11, 176, work out, play soccer/basketball, very goodlooking, discreet

You: muscular bicurious guy who is a total 100 percent total TOP. I especially am interested in muscular black, dark Latinos, and Arab/Indian dudes. Discreet and masculine only.

Send pic and full description. You must be STD-free.

by Anonymousreply 10111/04/2012

Cake Love - 25 (Shirlington)

Closeted bisexual power bottom, 5'9", 150, br/br, work out, play basketball, soccer. Looking for a fit muscular total TOP for a regular arrangement. Prefer guys who are bicurious or bisexual and very fit (have a hot bod). 22-42 years old. Total top jocks only.

send pic and detailed description.

by Anonymousreply 10211/04/2012

chill masc/musc bi guy for workout partner - m4m - 31 (pentagon / crystal)

31 6'2 white bi guy, masculine muscular (bench 245ish). new in town hoping to find another discreet bi bro to lift/jog/bike/chill with, haven't joined a gym yet but looking in pentagon city / crystal city area. appreciate any gym advice...

ddf dominant alpha male hung 8c, get into jo/oral/porn/wrestling with other masc/musc guys, preference to tall hot hung cut and smooth

age/stats/pic in first email, best contact is cam (skype/gmail/aim)...not into wasting time with email tag. thx

by Anonymousreply 10311/04/2012

Alpha Ass - 23 (NW DC)

Are you a buff goodlooking dude who is unclockable, discreet, and a total jock?

Looking for a very goodlooking masculine/macho straight or bi dude to vibe with on the DL. I am NOT looking for versatile tops, versatiles, or bottoms. In fact, I am not looking for tops that suck dick either. Only dudes that penetrate only, never get penetrated.

I am a bisexual biracial dude who is a total 100 percent POWERBOTTOM. I am attracted to muscular dominant guys who seem totally straight but will fuck my ass on the downlow. I am very picky, so make sure your body is tight, buff, and muscular. The key of guy I like works out a lot and it shows. I especially like bodybuilders, athletes, firemen, construction workers, frat boys, and personal trainers.

Send a detailed description of yourself and a pic of your pecs.

by Anonymousreply 10411/04/2012

Straight frat guy - m4m - 22 (Alexandria)

Looking for a drug and disease-free masculine guy who an give me a blow a go. I can host or you can Send a face and body pic. Looking to do this within the hour

by Anonymousreply 10511/04/2012

All the Straight DL Blk Tops Must be gone - 33 (PG County)

Placed ad but have found no takers. Trying to find a straight acting DL top...BI married or straight that has the urge to get head and fuck a clean and ddf blk btm. Interested in someone that is ready to play not just play email tags for days on end. Looking for that good dick now. Serious replies only. Looking for someone who might not be getting what they need at home...nsa and discretion assured. Send stats and a pic for a response. I have pics to trade if you do.

by Anonymousreply 10611/04/2012

10" straight big black dick, needs tight boy ass!!!!!!! - m4m - 23 (Largo )

I have a 10in cock and needs some ass to get me off . 23yrs old in shape?/ muscular college student. I don't have time for fakers. Want some ass, any race but must be in shape must be hiv neg and very very very clean. Please let me know ASAP!!!!!! Trust! I fuck VERY well!!!! You must be able to host and not that far from me! Don't reply if you can't take this dick!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10711/04/2012

Muscle Ass for Muscle Power Top - 24

Hey bros. Bisexual dude who likes to be fucked by very manly muscle jocks who are total tops. 22 to 43 yo only. I am 5'10, 178 lbs, br/br, 44 inch chest, 29 inch waist, all-man, masculine. I am on the DL about my bisexuality and just broke up with my fiancee, so I only will hook up with guys that are also discreet and closeted bisexual. Only muscular dudes with hot hard bods please.

Send your current physique pic that shows your abs pecs and biceps and response. Drug-free, Disease-free, non-alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 10811/04/2012

Bi Discreet College Jock - 21 (Upper West Side)

6'1", 170, br/bl, nice ass and 7"cut cock.

Completely masculine, no one would suspect Im down with dudes. Looking for similar masculine, straight guy to mess around with

Hit me up with face pic if interested. Cant Host

by Anonymousreply 10911/04/2012

Xvgl Straight Jock- Seeks Similar Tops - 32 (East Village)

32/m Straight type vgl jock here

Seeking similar tops Safe discreet def only Send face

by Anonymousreply 11011/04/2012

Straight but curious - 26 (Uptown)

Athletic top here looking to mess around tonight/tomorrow. DDF. Reply with picture. I can host.

by Anonymousreply 11111/04/2012

Athletic Jock - m4m - 24 (Charlotte) Good looking, masculine guy here looking to chill sometimes this weekend. Into guys near my age who are attractive, normal and discreet.

I'm 5-9, 155lbs, and in pretty good shape. If interested, hit me up with stats and pics.

by Anonymousreply 11211/04/2012

Masculine Jock looking - 24 (Charlotte) Good looking, masculine guy here looking to chill sometime this week. Into guys around my age you are in great shape, normal, masculine.

I'm 5-9, 155lbs - in good shape. If interested in hanging out please send stats and pics. Thanks

by Anonymousreply 11311/04/2012

dl athlete back in the area - 23 (apex)

recent athlete graduate here back in the area... looking for other masc discreet athletic type to chill with and see what happens. someone i could chill with and no one have any idea we are getting it on on the side.... 6'0 177... into working out, ps3, working out, partying, hitting on bitches... it be hot to tag team so hot pussy, make them leave when were done then go at each other.... hit me up guys.

be athletic and in great shape. no pic no response. and put athletes for bitches in the subject so i know your legit. discreet is best but if your out masc and can keep your mouth shut i'm cool with that too.

by Anonymousreply 11411/04/2012

ollege Jock in Town for the Weekend - 24 (UNC Chapel Hill)

will be in town for the weekend and looking to hang with some hot carolina guys while in town... twenty-four y/o, 6foot1, 178lbs, athletic, masc, discreet 7.5uc

hit me up with stats and pics if you're interested in meeting up at some point... looking for guys no older than 26

by Anonymousreply 11511/04/2012

Discreet Jock - 23 (State to UNC) In town this weekend looking to have some fun with guys that are similar to myself. I am in shape and masculine and I am looking for the same. Into anything safe and normal and I am vers...hit me back with stats and a pic

by Anonymousreply 11611/04/2012

Any Straight/Discreet Fraternity/Athletes? - 34 (Chapel Hill)

I am a in town for a few days and looking for some str8, bi-curious discreet guys for fun. Prefer some Duke or UNC fraternity guys or athletes. I am tall, VGL, athletic, discreet guy and looking for same. You will not be disappointed, so don't disappoint me. Please be young, discreet, masculine, in good shape, and good looking. The pic is me, and looking for similar.

by Anonymousreply 11711/04/2012

Str8 ass needs HUGE double digit DICK - 24 (Raleigh)

I'm a str8 dude. I fuck all kinds of pussy but sometimes I feel the need to have a MASSIVE dick sliding in and out of my tight ass. I'm only interested in guys with at least 9 and prefer younger guys who are fit. I can host and I'm totally discreet/DL so if you don't got face pics it's cool. Dick pic is a must though or webcam.


by Anonymousreply 11811/04/2012

Muscle Frat Jock - m4m - 22 (Virginia) Date: 2012-11-13, 9:27AM EST

I love to lift weights, row, whitewater raft, play football/soccer/hockey. I am 5'9, 151, 29 inch waist.

You: a straight but experimental dude with a tight buff muscle body. Would be cool to find a dude I can shoot hoops with, lift weights with, and vibe with. No offense, but I am only into people who are into fitness/weightlifting, and it shows.

You must send a shirtless pic that shows your abs and pecs to get my response or interest.

by Anonymousreply 11911/13/2012

Today, I posted a fake W4M ad looking for big cocks and some guy replied from his work email:

When you find a cock like that...let me know because I want it too...

Um, don't people think before they send emails from work? Their IT will no he's looking for cock at work.

by Anonymousreply 12012/06/2012

I no longer have the link, but the most bizarre - revolting I ever read was a few years ago a guy in PTown who wanted to lick hemorrhoids

by Anonymousreply 12112/06/2012

This is [italic]very[/italic] specific.

by Anonymousreply 12212/17/2012

Muscle Ass for Jacked Total Top - 24 Date: 2012-12-29, 1:55PM EST

Hey bros. Bisexual dude who loves chicks, but recently experienced getting fucked by a hot athlete and want to do it again and again. I am only interested in straight or bicurious dudes who are very goodlooking muscle jocks. 22 to 43 yo only.

I am 5'11, 188 lbs, br/br, 45 inch chest, 29 inch waist, all-man, masculine. I play football, hockey. I am very private and discreet, and I only want to meet guys that are also discreet and on the down low about this. Only jacked muscular dudes with hot hard bods please.

Send your current physique pic and your STI-status. I am very Drug-free, Disease-free, non-alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 12312/30/2012

Married Visitor in Boston on Jan 3rd - 27 (Back Bay Hotel) Date: 2012-12-30, 11:13AM EST Good morning. I'm married to a woman, straight-curious, 27, six ft, 165, masculine, discreet, dd free and new to this.

I'd like to hang out with a masculine guy in a similar situation. Please be dd free, masculine and very discreet. Hairy would be cool, but not a must.

I'd like to try to suck and possibly bottom. No recip for me is cool. Looking for total NSA.

I will be in Boston Thursday, January 3rd and able to host in my Back Bay hotel. Let me know if you're interested. I'll reply to all email ASAP.


by Anonymousreply 12412/30/2012

Curious attractive guy looking to give head to a hung guy - 33 (Reading) Date: 2012-12-29, 8:52AM EST

I attractive, fit, discrete, straight but very curious, not too experienced, normal, clean, not into drugs or anything too wild...

Would love to meet a guy my age or younger with a huge cock.... I want to watch you stroke your cock then jump in and help out!

I got pics to trade!

by Anonymousreply 12512/30/2012

This is now just a spam thread. There's nothing bizarre or hilarious about any of these.

by Anonymousreply 12612/30/2012

Lets be Str8 big dick friends - 23 Date: 2012-12-30, 3:16PM EST

Masc dl latino here. very discreet and str8, im not into the scene and im not a cuddler/kisser... Im clean and disease free. You're description should be very similar. like me you shouldnt have a small dick so be atleast 8 inches. The pics below are of me. Im not too concerened with looks or race mostly just a nice dick. Send pix so we can talk

by Anonymousreply 12712/30/2012

100% Straight Guy just want my Asshole eaten out long and deep - 29 (Midtown West) Date: 2012-12-29, 6:19PM EST very cool straight guy, 100% comfortable with myself. i love having my asshole eaten out deep and long. Looking for a dude into doing this. I have to be discreet, as I have a gf. please send pics and be into eating ass. be for real and lkng to meet! thx

by Anonymousreply 12812/30/2012

Dominican Muscle Ass - 27 (VA) Date: 2013-01-02, 12:26AM EST

Are there any DL papis and thugs who have gym bods and are completely discreet and unclockable?

Masculine bisexual Dominican, 5'11", 177, work out six times per week, athletic, on the DL, total bottom. I date women, but have a discreet side I want to explore more.

Seeking very goodlooking DL dude who has muscular physique, works out a lot. Only interested in total tops who never bottom. Hope to find one dude that I can bottom for on a continuing basis, but on the DL.

Send current shirtless

by Anonymousreply 12901/02/2013

Our local DL never gets strange things as seen here. It's all very vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 13001/03/2013

Oops! That should be our local CL, not DL.

by Anonymousreply 13101/03/2013

Tight Bubble Butt for Curious Straight Jock - 23 (DC) Date: 2013-01-03, 12:50PM EST

Looking for a very goodlooking masculine/macho straight or bi dude to vibe with on the DL.

I am a bisexual guy who is a total 100 percent power BOTTOM. Looking for dudes like bodybuilders, athletes, firemen, construction workers, frat boys, and buff personal trainers.

I am disease-free, you must be too. I am discreet and on the down low, and you must be too. I am fit muscular and work out a lot, and I seek the same. Send your physique pic and details.

by Anonymousreply 13201/03/2013

t Nope. Totally not gay. Posted on July 28, 2012 by rootahbaygah

black guy mmmmmD at me – m4m – 30 (walmart parking lot)

white guy her looking to find the black guy who mmmmmD at me when i got out of my car in the walmart parking lot you looked sexy im not gay nor did i look gay at all but i would let you give me a try hit me up maby we can meet

by Anonymousreply 13301/06/2013

Bubble Butt Bruh for Straight Total Top - 23 (DC)

I just got in from the gym and looking for a hot dude to vibe with.

I am a very goodlooking total bottom, bi, 5'10, 170lbs, solid muscle, muscle butt.

I am looking for a straight hot guy who wants to pump my tight ass on the DL. You must be very goodlooking and have a tight bod. I am not into gay guys or skinny guys. Down low only. DDF.

by Anonymousreply 13401/09/2013

Nothing like this stuff is ever on our area Craigslists.

by Anonymousreply 13501/11/2013

r135, where do you live, 1975 the Castro?

by Anonymousreply 13601/11/2013

I live where people are looking for hookups on Craigslist but they would not be considered "bizarre and hilarious" like the stuff in this thread, R136. Where do you live, the basement at Expressions, 53rd & 3rd?

by Anonymousreply 13701/11/2013

I've been diagnosed as homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 13801/12/2013

I sent a reply to a Craigslist ad a while ago to a macho guy who was into roleplay. I'm now getting emails from "Sissy"

Pics of Sissy vacuuming.

Sissy washing the dishes.

Sissy dusting.

All in different but fetching sissy outfits.

by Anonymousreply 13901/12/2013

I avoid baths.

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by Anonymousreply 14203/21/2013

here i am.

by Anonymousreply 14304/02/2013

Bubble Butt DL Jock - 24 (DC) Just moved here from NYC. Looking to meet a bicurious dude who is very muscular, athletic, and completely discreet.

I am completely DL, absolutely masculine, and date chicks. I am only interested in guys who work out a lot and it shows, play sports, and no one knows they are interested in other dudes. The kind of dude I am looking for is very athletic and completely masculine.

I want to find a bicurious buff dude who wants to play with my ass and engage in body exploration. I want to find a big buff dude who wants to be on top of me. I am very selective, STD-free, and willing to wait for the right dude who is the same. I have only been with two dudes ever, and not looking to rush this.

I am only interested in guys with buff gym bodies who are on the DL or straight.

=== Send your physique pic and description for my response.


by Anonymousreply 14410/10/2013

must have a mature white woman to fuck - m4w - 22 (south side)

by Anonymousreply 14510/10/2013

Looking for CD/TS for first time - m4t - 19 (Midlothian) I'm a straight jock looking for a cd /ts

I want to have my ass played with and cock sucked and maybe more

You be white and preferably passable

You must host or car play , 18-28 preferred

by Anonymousreply 14610/10/2013

We need a spinoff thread featuring the HOT dudes of Craigslist.

by Anonymousreply 14710/10/2013

Tragically tinynip @ R146

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by Anonymousreply 14911/22/2013

[quote]We need a spinoff thread featuring the HOT dudes of Craigslist.

They probably don't exist.

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by Anonymousreply 15101/31/2014

I love the Nazi doll guy and his dolls. I honestly do fear for his sanity, though. This will not end well.

by Anonymousreply 15201/31/2014

Have never seen bizarre listings like the ones posted here.

by Anonymousreply 15302/04/2014

I prefer to listen to the ads read by our poet laureate.

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by Anonymousreply 15506/14/2014

There's an oral bottom on local Craigslist who frequently posts the same ad, always with the same headline:


by Anonymousreply 15606/14/2014

Blk/Mixed Married Jock Lookin for NSA Fun - 30 (Durham/RTP)

Be masculine and a BTTM dude in RTP/Durham area. . . MARRIED/ATTACHED, nice ass, nice feet a but safe Send stats and pic in first e-mail please!

blk/dominican guy here.. Masculine, 30, 8.5cut, athletic, 175lbs, clean/ddf

Put "Athlete" as subject and send FULL STATS in first e-mail or be ignored. "Still looking?" or "sup" will get you deleted and ignored.

by Anonymousreply 15701/24/2015

Which one of you bitches is this?

by Anonymousreply 15811/15/2016

So he's a bottom, but he doesn't bottom.

He has a lot of expectations about how it will go down, which makes him a bossy bottom.

And he's over 300 lbs. and he has a hard time getting cock. What a surprise.

by Anonymousreply 15911/15/2016

I am a handsome 38-eight year old White gay cub that loves smelly/sweaty male feet. I am seeking a WHITE/MEXICAN/ARAB/INDIAN/PAKISTAN/TURKISH bear/cub/twink between the ages of 18 and 40 that wants a PERMANENT friend with benefits with smelly/rank feet. I especially love guys with beards, and goatees. I am a top, love to make out, love oral sex, etc. You MUST be smoke/drug/disease free, be polite, be real, be caring, have good body/oral hygiene, and send your face pictures to my Craigslist email first. I am a great guy, but I have been hurt a great number of times from guys here on Craigslist as well as other gay men. Please do NOT contact me unless you are what I am looking for. I will report any emails that are rude, and any guys that flake out on me! I have had a great number of guys hurt me on here, and I will NOT tolerate that! My cock and feet pictures are attached, I can host, and I hope to hear from a great friend as I stated above.

by Anonymousreply 16011/15/2016

Diaper boy bottom (You host) hide this posting 1 age: 24 You host. I like wearing diapers. If that turns you on hit me up. We can do whatever you want I want to get fucked in the ass and cm in my diapers. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

by Anonymousreply 16111/15/2016

Dad wants to touch sons small penis (Fresno) hide this posting body: fit height: 6'0" (182cm) status: single age: 56 Mid 50s fit white male "dad" type look seeks boy 18-20 that has an exceptionally small penis to let Dad masturbate him in private or if boy desires dad will put his mouth on your penis and suckle you to completion. No reciprocation nessacary or expected. Dad is very understanding private and discreet and assures you nobody will ever find out what we did in private. This post is for boys that are 4 in or smaller when erect. Chubs 1 st timers smooth or curious boys are all welcome to be touched by dad. Dad lives alone and can secretly host a curious boy!!!!Pic for pic only if you send1st!

by Anonymousreply 16211/15/2016

The guy is 56, R162. Craigslist is full of pedos. They are "56" or "59" and they are looking for 18-23 year olds, "the younger the better." That's pedo behavior, regardless of the age requested. You know these guys want teenagers even though it's illegal to ask for them.

by Anonymousreply 16311/18/2016

"Need someone who love the sharp erotic sting of a skillfully executed face slapping"

by Anonymousreply 16411/30/2016
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