It's Taylor Lautner!
Look who''s growing chest hair!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||08/22/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/09/2011|
Looks good to me. Nice little nipples too.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/09/2011|
what a case of butterface....
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/09/2011|
What does "lautner" mean in Hebrew?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/09/2011|
"Likes it up the ass."
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/09/2011|
Uh, oh. Soon the hair on his head will start to disappear.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/09/2011|
I agree about the butterface - but the bod and chest hair are HAWT.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/09/2011|
His nipples need to catch up to the rest of his body.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/09/2011|
Kellan Slutz is a very lucky man.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/09/2011|
So he's been shaving his chest up to this point?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/09/2011|
Sometimes I wonder why I'm so head over heels for this guy. This is not one of those times. *swoon*
Thank you OP, for the link.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/09/2011|
I'd hit that HARD%0D %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/09/2011|
[quote]What does "lautner" mean in Hebrew?%0D %0D You should be asking what it means in German.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/09/2011|
I don't know what "butterface" means, and I don't think you queens who use the word know what it means, either. Taylor Lautner is breathtakingly beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/09/2011|
Sexy, faint treasure trail. I don't like pit hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/09/2011|
Damn, that boy's hot. From those hairy pits, to his dusting of chest hair, to that glorious treasure trail, I'd be all over him in a SECOND.%0D %0D You bitches making nasty remarks are so jealous of Taylor that you can't even see straight!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/10/2011|
r14, you don't know what butterface means???
Too bad he can't grow an attractive face. He's hideous, and has tinydick face.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/10/2011|
You know what I love? No tattoos. Hope he keeps himself unmarred.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/10/2011|
I love the little bit of ass-curve visible.%0D %0D Mama would tap that double-time.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/10/2011|
What do we think those pits smell like?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/10/2011|
Cotton candy, cinnamon and lust.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/10/2011|
[quote] He's hideous, and has tinydick face.%0D %0D You MUST be a jealous actor who lost out on parts to Taylor.%0D %0D Let me enlighten you to his clearly BIG bulge, so that you can eat another tub of ice cream, and jump off a cliff, since you will never have the life of Taylor Lautner.%0D %0D That's right - he's rich, he has a fantastic body, he's cute, his career is hot, AND he has a big dick.%0D %0D You might as well off yourself right now, because Taylor is W.I.N.N.I.N.G.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/10/2011|
Lautner's butterface stems from how juvenile he looks. You could stick his head on a toddlers body and it would look normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/10/2011|
[quote]What do we think those pits smell like?%0D %0D Secret.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/10/2011|
Now THIS is a butterface!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/10/2011|
Agree, a definite case of butterface.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/10/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/10/2011|
I still don't know what "butterface" means, and I still don't think any of you queens know what it means, either. Someone please try to define it, rather than showing us questionable "examples" like Jesse Eisenberg.
As for Taylor not having a tattoo: I'm so happy to hear that. Excuse my stupidity, but I thought the tattoo you see in all those shirtless pics from TWILIGHT was real. Great to hear that he has the good sense not to mar his beautiful body.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/10/2011|
r28, "butterface" was a term for an ugly girl with a hot body, because everything is good "but 'er face". Taylor actually is a good example, because he has a smoking hot body, but a smushed alpaca face.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/10/2011|
ugliest actor alive today
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/10/2011|
Posters who diss the appearance of other people should be required on this board to post photos of themselves to educate the rest of us on standards of physical perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/10/2011|
Re: Look who's growing chest hair!
I expected to see a picture of Meryle.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/10/2011|
I love smushed-in alpaca faces!
It's a shame he's not a guido.
He could orange up his skin and maybe that would help ....
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/10/2011|
Is it me? Cuz I'm not seeing any chest hair. As for the smell of those pits,!that would take hours of research to fully describe the scents. I am willing to that on behalf of DLers worldwide. And that treasure trail can only lead to the land of plenty...
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/10/2011|
[quote]Cuz I'm not seeing any chest hair.%0D %0D It's just peach fuzz at this point, but if you're able to see the pic in adequate resolution, it's there.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/10/2011|
Ooh baby nothing turns me on more than a mincing little closet-case Monchichi.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/10/2011|
[quote]I expected to see a picture of Meryle.%0D %0D %0D %0D Thanks r32. That's soooooooooo funny and it's so original to post a faux Glenn Close quote. I spit my drink all over the keyboard. You're so creative. I wish you would post more often.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/10/2011|
"Taylor Lautner is breathtakingly beautiful."%0D %0D LMAO!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/10/2011|
Thanks, r35. I'm viewing through an iPhone so that could be te problem. Though at 19, if he would be inclined to have chest hair, wouldn't it be fairly obvious? He would be mostly fully grown and thus any chest hair patterns would hae already started. Of course, I have about five hairs on my chest so I have no real point of reference...
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/10/2011|
Dayum.%0D %0D La Lawson's up an' at 'em early today.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/10/2011|
He will be making Lifetime movies in no time, or maybe on Logo? He has a bad case of gay-voice and he's a shitty actor. In the previews for his new movie, people in the theater were chuckling.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/10/2011|
He has nice hairy pits at least.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/10/2011|
Those pits must smell heavenly. I sported insta-wood when I opened the pic. You haters are just jealous and angry that Tay Tay wouldn't even give you a second look if you past him on the street.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/10/2011|
Maybe he's trying win over Jessica Alba with the hair:%0D %0D %0D TAYLOR Lautner fancies Jessica Alba.%0D %0D %0D The Twilight actor admits he%E2%80%99s always had a crush on the Fantastic Four star.%0D %0D %0D %E2%80%9CI really haven%E2%80%99t lost it, it%E2%80%99s still there,%E2%80%9D Lautner said of his crush. %E2%80%9CShe%E2%80%99s still hot. She%E2%80%99s unfortunately still married and unfortunately still has a kid but it%E2%80%99s alright. She%E2%80%99s still hot.%E2%80%9D%0D %0D %0D Lautner has been linked to Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Lily Collins.%0D %0D %0D The actor recently spoke about his relationship with his Twilight costars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson %E2%80%94 revealing they%E2%80%99ll all be friends %E2%80%9Cforever%E2%80%9D.%0D %0D %0D %E2%80%9CMy parting gifts were our friendships, lifelong friendships. We all get along great. We%E2%80%99re definitely going to continue spending time together. Whether we%E2%80%99re promoting these movies or whatever,%E2%80%9D he said.%0D %0D %0D %E2%80%9CThere were tears on the last days, from everyone. I was the one who predicted it was actually going to be emotional on the last day.%E2%80%9D
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/10/2011|
r43? A eldergay sayign "Tay Tay" is pretty creepy. Please stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/10/2011|
He reminds me of a strapping Tab Hunter or Rory Calhoun!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/10/2011|
R14, butterface means you have a bloated face, at least that's how I've used the word before (think Leonardo DiCaprio). And I agree, it's used wrong here. Taylor's face is not bloated at all, he has AMAZING cheekbones. You can say what you want about his face, but it's not bloated at all. Though I know some people use butterface as in "ugly." But I don't think he's ugly at all. He is gorgeous with a beautiful smile, and with all the talk about his nose.. I don't get it. I think the nose fits him, it fits his face. It's not perfect, but so what? He's still more authentic than most of the Hollywood actors out there, which is one of the reasons why I like him. I hope he never gets plastic surgery, he's beautiful as he is, he doesn't need to change a thing. %0D %0D %0D Why all the hate anyway? He's gay, so why can't we support him?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/10/2011|
[quote]Why all the hate anyway?%0D %0D Hate? Where are you seeing hate?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/10/2011|
butterface has nothing to do with a bloated face. A butt ugly face that could stop a clock or break mirrors is a butterface on a hot body.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||08/10/2011|
[quote]butterface means you have a bloated face, at least that's how I've used the word before%0D %0D Then you've used it incorrectly. It's "butterface", as in "nice%0D body, butterface..."
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/10/2011|
...And that's how we all learned the true meaning of "butterface", thanks to some formerly hairless closeted teenager from a couple of crappy vampire movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/10/2011|
R47, you can't just make up your own definition for butterface.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/10/2011|
Forget about the butterface debate.
Let's focus on discussing his pit hair.
Despite his other effeminate characteristics, at least he has one masculine feature.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/10/2011|
[quote]...And that's how we all learned the true meaning of "butterface"
Most of us knew what it meant back in the 80s.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/10/2011|
He's a smuched face alpaca with a pig snout and tiny slits for eyes. His body is good but he's short. He also doesn't seem to have much personality. He's about as interesting as moldy bread.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/10/2011|
[quote]ugliest actor alive today
Not while Shia LaBoeuf lives.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/10/2011|
Do you think Taylor has a hairy bush?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/10/2011|
He looks "special".
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/10/2011|
A great body can make me overlook ANY face. And Taylor's face isn't so unattractive that it negates that sweet little body he's got. He does have a big nose but that leads me to imagine a giant, mushrooom headed cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||08/10/2011|
Poor guy--lusting after an actress he can't have because she's married.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||08/10/2011|
[quote]Do you think Taylor has a hairy bush? by: Kellan L.%0D %0D Like you wouldn't know.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||08/10/2011|
I'm sure her pussy would have been AMAZING!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||08/10/2011|
[quote]butterface means you have a bloated face, at least that's how I've used the word before
That's hilarious! It's wrong, but I've misconstrued things before too, so I sympathize.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||08/10/2011|
I don't mind his nose as much as his huge Hilary Swank horse teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||08/10/2011|
[quote]I don't mind his nose as much as his huge Hilary Swank horse teeth.%0D %0D That's MY trademark, bitch!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||08/10/2011|
Is he gay or in denial or don't know yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||08/10/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||08/10/2011|
For once I agree with r65. The bigger the teeth, the more scenery can be chewed.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||08/10/2011|
More of Tay Tay's hairy pits.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||08/10/2011|
Lautner will be over as soon as the Twilight franchise wraps up. He's this generation's Luke Perry.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||08/10/2011|
That could probably be said about everybody in Twilight R70.%0D %0D If we are going with the 90210 analogy, I think Pattinson=Luke Perry. He tries to do the James Dean broody thing to hilariously bad affect, just like Perry. Lautner is Jason Priestly. The slightly less interesting one.%0D %0D Kristen Stewart is the bitchy Shannon Doherty.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||08/10/2011|
Yeah, the 90210 comparisons are apt. I was a teenager back in the early 90s when 90210 was HUGE, and got media saturation coverage the exact same way the Twilight fucktards do today. Magazine covers, awards shows, the opening of an envelope etc., Perry, Preistley and Doherty were there. They were going to be huge stare and as soon as 90210 was over, it was like "who?" They're all virtually forgotten today. %0D %0D When I look at all the Twilight hype today, it reminds me a lot of the 90210 hype from 20 years ago. Once you get to be a certain age, you really do notice history repeating itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||08/10/2011|
[quote] He's a smuched face alpaca with a pig snout and tiny slits for eyes. His body is good but he's short. He also doesn't seem to have much personality. He's about as interesting as moldy bread.%0D %0D Thanks Kellan Lutz, we heard you the first time. However, jealousy is such an UGLY thing.%0D %0D [quote] Lautner will be over as soon as the Twilight franchise wraps up. He's this generation's Luke Perry.%0D %0D The MAJOR difference is that Taylor Lautner will have over $100,000,000 in the bank, and he's not even 20 years old yet.%0D %0D He's also not losing his hair, his body is SICK, and his parents are making damned sure that he doesn't blow his money.%0D %0D A very weak comparison. Try again.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||08/10/2011|
For Taylor Lautner, I whistle and stamp...%0D %0D That's why this queer boy is a tramp!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||08/10/2011|
Looks like Robert Pattinson keeps posting the same bullshit in this thread. Jealous much? Why don't you and your "girlfriend" KStew go toke up and fuck?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||08/10/2011|
Looks like Michele Bachmann's son is posting at r75.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||08/10/2011|
He's miles more attractive than Kellan Lutz. Lutz has a killer body, but his face is unattractive to average at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||08/10/2011|
Lordy, if THAT's a butterface, then sign me up -- and the rest of you can go visit the margarine fountain.
Hot hot kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||08/10/2011|
There was a pic of Taylor Fug on Perez Hilton the other day. Hideous face. Really ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||08/10/2011|
And soon to be nicely tied up in "Abduction". BYOFantasy play. (Mine will involve those pits). :)
|by Anonymous||reply 80||08/10/2011|
I really want to breed Taylor's hole. That boy is smokin' hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||08/10/2011|
R73=Taylor's fat dad.
Face it, no matter how much money this kid makes within the next year or two, it won't make him good looking or talented. His shelf life is very limited so I hope he saves his money.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||08/10/2011|
Do we have any good butt shots of TL?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||08/10/2011|
Woudn't look at him twice on the streets of Chelsea.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||08/10/2011|
r82, it's weird that you insist he's not goodlooking - his looks are the ONLY reason why he is famous.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||08/10/2011|
[quote] Woudn't look at him twice on the streets of Chelsea.%0D %0D I'm sure he'll be DEVASTATED, you old hag!%0D %0D Fact is, HE wouldn't look twice at YOU. Because he's young, rich and famous, and you're, well.... nobody.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||08/10/2011|
The 90210 cast have still had more success than the majority of actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||08/10/2011|
[quote]it's weird that you insist he's not goodlooking - his looks are the ONLY reason why he is famous.%0D %0D %0D Um, no. The whole Twilight cast are a bunch of fuggos. It's obvious they were not casting on beauty otherwise you wouldn't have Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz supposedly playing super hot vampires.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||08/11/2011|
Pattinson has an unusual look, so I'm assuming that's why he was cast.
And they obviously made the right decision considering how popular he is with female fans.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||08/11/2011|
"Um, no. The whole Twilight cast are a bunch of fuggos"%0D %0D %0D %0D Not according to most people
|by Anonymous||reply 90||08/11/2011|
in just over a week I will be in the same room as TL - he's taping an interview here in Australia and I got tix to the taping.... Will report back with impressions!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||08/12/2011|
Mama's Australian cousin Beryl: pleae tell us how his pits smell and if he presents his hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||08/12/2011|
R92, I certainly will. I'm whipping up a cream pavlova in preparation.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||08/12/2011|
Is Taylor still a virgin?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||08/12/2011|
Of course not. He'll probably have a homosex vid or cock shot leak before the end of the year.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||08/12/2011|
When he was on Tyra Banks a couple of years ago he looked horrified when Tyra gave him a pair of women's underwear. At that point at least I don't think he'd ever taken off a woman's underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||08/12/2011|
r96, Here's the video. Robert was there as well and he was fine with the woman's underwear it was Taylor who was uncomfortable and even commented that he couldn't stand them.
It's around 2:26
|by Anonymous||reply 97||08/12/2011|
Leave it to Tyra!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||08/12/2011|
Taylor gets quite defensive when Tyra asks him who he is dating
|by Anonymous||reply 99||08/12/2011|
Robert's and Taylor's reaction to the female underwear was accordingly to their images. Don't think for a minute that this wasn't planned well in advance.
Robert's the more free and open minded thinker with his other movie projects while Taylor is that well guarded one who (at that time at least) claimed to have such a grounded and shielded life that he (supposedly) still had to do chores at home like taking out the trash or mowing the lawn like a (whatever that may be) normal teenager.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||08/12/2011|
It didn't look planned to me, R100
|by Anonymous||reply 101||08/12/2011|
r99, He was quite nervous when Oprah asked him to describe his ideal woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||08/12/2011|
I want to sniff those pits right after he plays basketball in 90 degree heat. Then his socks and underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||08/12/2011|
Very hairy armpits, very hairy anything but a lot of hair on your head is nasty.
Taylor is attractive but not good-looking. Let's be honest folks, he's got a huge nose in candid pictures, forget the photoshopped pics in magazines but real candids, he's got a schnoz. Plus his eyes are very narrow which makes his nose look bigger but he's not ugly or disgusting. He doesn't look like everyone else and he does have a nice body.
As for that pic of his bulge, sorry but that illustrates nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||08/13/2011|
He looks like his father who is quite unfortunate looking..Not even a chubby bear chaser would want him.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||08/13/2011|
Does it really matter how big is dick is? That guy screams bottom to me who loves his face to get covered with cum.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||08/13/2011|
Did he ever grow pubic hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||08/13/2011|
I love adorably cute slightly muscular gay-acting guys.
I want to lick him like a popsicle.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||08/13/2011|
R103 = Kellan Lutz
|by Anonymous||reply 109||08/14/2011|
That would be SO AMAZING if you did that, r103 and I would DELIGHTED to accommodate you. Remind moi again, hon, how many innings in a basketball game?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||08/15/2011|
As promised, I'm reporting back after being in the audience of an interview with Taylor Lautner today in Australia. First let me say, he is STUNNING (MARY!). He is a lot slimmer than when he was bulked up for Twilight. Suffice it to say I was surrounded by screaming girls (my partner included!). The panel show he was interviewed by asked the usual questions, about screaming girls, if he's dating a woman at the moment, etc etc. At first there was no PING... but then as his hands came out and answered the questions for him, I started to wonder. His teeth also blinded me for several minutes they were so white. He looked genuinely embarrassed and mortified when he was asked if he's had a chance to check out Australian women (he shifted the subject to loving the Australian accent), whether he would date an older woman (yes he proclaimed, as he squirmed in his seat). Anyhoo, the upshot of being 3 metres from Taytay - he is GORGEOUS, he was very SWEET and what I liked best about him - he held eye contact with the interviewers and rarely turned to the audience to answer questions. I'm crying as I type!
Any questions, DL bitches?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||08/21/2011|
Did you get a view of his ass, R111? Is it small or large?
|by Anonymous||reply 112||08/21/2011|
So, Beryl, how did his pots smell and did he prsent his hole? BTW, thanks for the update
|by Anonymous||reply 113||08/22/2011|
Did he say she unfortunately still has a kid?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||08/22/2011|