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Eminem

Hottest, fastest, fearless rapper. This generation's John Lennon or last generation's Sinatra?

by Anonymousreply 10005/31/2014

Um, last gen's Vanilla Ice.

Next.

by Anonymousreply 108/06/2011

Rap's Elvis.

by Anonymousreply 208/06/2011

Shortest, fattest, Caucasian rapper.

by Anonymousreply 308/06/2011

Completely worn out "on purpose" shock value lyrics. Listening to him rap is like listening to the little kid on the playground shouting, "I'm so badass, I'm so cool, I've done all of the following badass things...."

Totally boring.

by Anonymousreply 408/06/2011

Rap's Frank Sinatra Jr.

by Anonymousreply 508/06/2011

some guy

by Anonymousreply 608/06/2011

First you have to agree that rap is an art form worthy of "an age," and not simply a signal to the end of civilization.

by Anonymousreply 708/06/2011

He always sounds pissed off in his songs even when the song isn't about him being angry.

by Anonymousreply 808/06/2011

Who?

by Anonymousreply 1008/06/2011

Did you *actually* just compare Eminem to John Lennon?!

by Anonymousreply 1108/06/2011

Busta Rhymes raps faster.

by Anonymousreply 1408/06/2011

I'd rather listen to Chloe Lattanzi

by Anonymousreply 1708/06/2011

He doesn't play a musical instrument and speaks words over sampled versions of others music AND you are comparing him to John Lennon, an actual musician and song writer?????

Yeah and the girl who makes photocopies in the office is a living Rembrandt too.

by Anonymousreply 1808/06/2011

meh

by Anonymousreply 1908/06/2011

[quote]Plus he got his contract bent over Dre's desk.%0D %0D Doesn't he joke about that in "My Dad's Gone Crazy" . . .%0D %0D "Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls / I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar / Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed, / Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall / I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off / All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off"

by Anonymousreply 2008/06/2011

R15 - nice message on DL. Check yourself.

by Anonymousreply 2108/06/2011

It's called satire, r20. Look into it.

by Anonymousreply 2208/06/2011

[quote]He doesn't play a musical instrument and speaks words over sampled versions of others music

All right! No need to bring Janet Jackson into this!

by Anonymousreply 2308/06/2011

He sampled What is Love by Haddaway.

by Anonymousreply 2408/06/2011

[quote]It's called satire, R20. Look into it.%0D %0D Look into [italic]this[/italic], R22. That was my point, that Eminem jokes about people saying he's gay. Therefore, I was speaking about Pee Wee's post, not commenting to him.

by Anonymousreply 2508/07/2011

I honestly never understood all the hype around him. Can he write a clever song? Sure - but his rap is so god damn FORCED.

Kathy Griffin called it right and said that when she met him, he tried to "out black" all the black people in the room. Because they were getting paid, they just nodded their heads and it was like the Emperor's new clothes.

Also - Dr. Dre sold him and gave him credibility - only because that was one of his first producing jobs.

by Anonymousreply 2608/07/2011

[quote] but his rap is so god damn FORCED.

isn't it all?

by Anonymousreply 2708/07/2011

[quote] This generation's John Lennon or last generation's Sinatra?

I just threw up a lot.

by Anonymousreply 2808/07/2011

R25, I'd have been a bit more badass than you. I'd have said 'run into this'....

by Anonymousreply 2908/07/2011

[quote]I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off / All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off...%0D %0D That lyric makes me seriously wonder if MM is surfing the DL regularly.

by Anonymousreply 3008/07/2011

[quote]Kathy Griffin called it right and said that when she met him, he tried to "out black" all the black people in the room. Because they were getting paid, they just nodded their heads and it was like the Emperor's new clothes.

I know she was in the "Real Slim Shady" video - what else does Kathy have to say about him?

by Anonymousreply 3108/14/2011

The next generation's Benny Goodman.

by Anonymousreply 3208/14/2011

Not even close. This millennium's Mozart.

by Anonymousreply 3308/14/2011

He's no Robert Goulet.

by Anonymousreply 3408/14/2011

He's Tiny Tim stomping through the tulips.

by Anonymousreply 3508/14/2011

he is now funny looking

by Anonymousreply 3608/15/2011

They seem to be playing that "scaffold of ladders" song on the radio non-stop.

by Anonymousreply 3708/15/2011

Who the hell is the bitch twink trolling calling me racist? Dear, tina is sooo last century.

by Anonymousreply 3808/15/2011

It's not "scaffold of ladders," it's "sky full of ladders."

by Anonymousreply 3908/23/2011

Kathy Griffin wouldn't know black if it bit her on the ass. Vanilla Ice wouldn't last five minutes on the streets in Detroit.

by Anonymousreply 4108/23/2011

Eminem's a loser. A has-been who never was. He'll be forgotten by future generations. He said nothing worth remembering.

by Anonymousreply 4308/23/2011

Don't like rap and don't like that sullen-faced boy.

by Anonymousreply 4408/23/2011

Does anyone know what pills he's addicted to? Is it just Klonopin (which he raps about) or are there other kinds?

by Anonymousreply 4509/04/2011

What a career he had!

by Anonymousreply 4609/04/2011

[quote]A has-been who never was.%0D %0D I love the way you lie.

by Anonymousreply 4709/04/2011

He's not a musician, I don't think rappers are musicians. They're poets. But almost all of 'em don't write music, they just sample someone else's music.

by Anonymousreply 4809/04/2011

Rat faced midget.

by Anonymousreply 4909/04/2011

[quote]He's not a musician, I don't think rappers are musicians. They're poets. But almost all of 'em don't write music, they just sample someone else's music.

Like Bob Dylan samples folk and blues riffs and adds his poetry. So Eminem is this generation's Bob Dylan. Cool!

by Anonymousreply 5009/04/2011

I think his time and relevancy have passed.

by Anonymousreply 5109/04/2011

Fuckenfuck

by Anonymousreply 5209/04/2011

I've finally figured it out.

He's not the Lennon or Sinatra. He's the fucking *Shakespeare* of our time. Bawdy, lyrical, pun-filled, timeless, relatable - we are in the presence of genius.

by Anonymousreply 5309/28/2011

A total tool, fame whore, and media whore.

Looks like he has something in common with Kathy Griffin!

by Anonymousreply 5409/28/2011

Fugly white trash narcissistic asshole.

by Anonymousreply 5509/28/2011

Did he and Anderson fuck? The sexual tension on that 60 minutes piece was palpable.

by Anonymousreply 5609/28/2011

I think Pee Wee Poundstone is my least favorite troll at the moment. Horrible, racist, ignorant.

by Anonymousreply 5809/30/2011

And you're a jerk with no taste who was probably raped by a family member. I don't consider rap an art form or even music, it sucks and has lowered the bar for talentless hacks like this guy to become millionnaires.

by Anonymousreply 6009/30/2011

Yawn, vomit...

by Anonymousreply 6109/30/2011

Poor violent, unstable, mentally handicaped R60.

Daddy never kissed her on the lips apparently.

You need to be euthanized for saying shit like that, you worthless cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6209/30/2011

Do the ladies like him?

by Anonymousreply 6309/30/2011

He is talented but he ain't good looking.

by Anonymousreply 6409/30/2011

Another one who sucks and isn't an artist by any stretch is Jay-Z.

by Anonymousreply 6509/30/2011

I hate this homophobe I can't see how any self respecting gay person can listen to his shit...

by Anonymousreply 6609/30/2011

He a star, bitches!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6709/30/2011

He has no talent, and is a has-been, heading into his 40s. His career is over. I'm sure he'll stick behind the scnes. He will always have his little dedicated fanbase, but he's not getting any new members, and the media no longer cares about him.

by Anonymousreply 6809/30/2011

He's all hot and muscly

Do you think his ass is smooth or hairy?

by Anonymousreply 6906/08/2012

He's a sorry ass piece of shit, a reflection of what the USA has become.

by Anonymousreply 7006/08/2012

had potential he never fulfilled.and he was/is wiggerish.

by Anonymousreply 7106/08/2012

Feuds with Britney and Aguilera. So gangsta. Biggie and Pac all over again.

by Anonymousreply 7306/09/2012

Oh honey, no.

by Anonymousreply 7406/09/2012

His premature ejaculation issues are legendary, and his small cock has made things worse for him. He's always been a mess, but at least, you know, he's, uh... blonde.

by Anonymousreply 7506/09/2012

Jim Thirlwell did that shit better years ago. Eminem is just searching for mommy's tit.

by Anonymousreply 7606/09/2012

The little cunt is back with a new track called "Bezerk" that samples (aka rips off) the beats of Beastie Boys at the beginning of the song and Billy Squier's "The Stroke". Of course he can't have an original beat on it.

by Anonymousreply 7708/27/2013

[quote] He's all hot and muscly

And 4'11". He ain't hot, unless you like midgets.

by Anonymousreply 7808/27/2013

r66, I agree. How can a gay person not hate someone who'd use the term "heterophobic" as if had any meaning or validity. He got filthy rich off homophobia, made it look legitimate, they nearly gave him album of the year for it.

by Anonymousreply 7908/27/2013

Eminem is a great example of mediocrity that has taken over the entertainment industry. He is not the white Tupac. Not even close.

Did somebody really compare Eminem is John Lennon?? This world is doomed.

by Anonymousreply 8008/27/2013

Marshall's team sampled "Stroke Me"? Fucking Mickey Avalon already used that as a hook. Isn't this version in the new J. Aniston movie?

by Anonymousreply 8108/27/2013

yup and stans of the little bitch have already brought "Bezerk" up to #3 on the itune charts. It's bizarre how untalented entertainers like Shitney Spears, Justin TimberFake and Emmy M have had such loyal, diehard fans for over 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 8208/27/2013

sadly this piece of shit's fans have taken his new single to the top of itunes. How is he still popular? I bet none of the kiddies have ever heard the songs by the Beastie Boys and Billy Squier that are sampled in his new single.

by Anonymousreply 8308/29/2013

I think he's tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 8508/31/2013

This piece of shit's new song "Rap God" (which in less than 24 hours is #1 on itunes) uses "fag" and "faggot" AGAIN. Where is the outcry over this?

by Anonymousreply 8610/15/2013

Next generation's Mason Reese.

by Anonymousreply 8710/15/2013

Ugh the piece of shit has been #1 for 2 straight days on itunes with his new song featuring Rihanna called "The Monster". I mean, it's not even a great song. Rihanna's chorus parts don't even change throughout the song either. It's like they did 1 "good recording" with her and that's it. No climax notes.

by Anonymousreply 8810/31/2013

he had some work done on her face right?

by Anonymousreply 8910/31/2013

Douche.

Next...

by Anonymousreply 9210/31/2013

Insulting corporate lowest common denominator product, without question. Of course, you'd have to listen more deeply than the top 40 charts to understand this. I would compare to Asher Roth easily, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9310/31/2013

lmao R90

Emmy is a genius at imitating successful black rappers and getting rich because more white fans like him. That simple.

by Anonymousreply 9411/01/2013

[quote]Genius, without question. Of course, you'd have to listen more deeply than the top 40 charts to understand this. I would compare to Lennon easily, OP.

There isn't much to compare nowadays. Mediocrity is what sells and what is considered "genius".

"Fag" sells records for him. It's not his music, it's the attack on gays that put him in the spotlight and people adored him for that. "Fag" is his schtick and it works. He's a genius for attacking a hated group of people and it made him millions.

by Anonymousreply 9511/01/2013

Speaking of which, my kids came home with vast quantities of M&M's last night. Also Skittles. So we mixed them all together and made S & M's.

by Anonymousreply 9611/01/2013

UGH Emmy's new album is out and will of course debut at #1...big sales coming. He still has a lot of popularity for white kids who like white rappers.

by Anonymousreply 9711/02/2013

He waxes his fuckhole. Completely hot.

by Anonymousreply 9811/02/2013

Oh, R98, who doesn't?

by Anonymousreply 9911/02/2013

I'd lick his balls.

by Anonymousreply 10005/31/2014
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