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People you can''t believe were ever a couple

It's odd that Frank Sinatra and Woody Allen were both coupled with Mia Farrow.

Oliver Ray dated Tatum O'Neal and Patti Smith. Two more different people, I cannot imagine.

by Anonymousreply 11804/11/2013

I always forget that Brad Pitt and Gwenyth Paltrow were actually engaged. Or that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were going to get married.

by Anonymousreply 108/04/2011

Michael Keaton and Courteney Cox

Tate Donavan and Jennifer Aniston / Sandra Bullock

by Anonymousreply 208/04/2011

Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall.

by Anonymousreply 308/04/2011

Ava Gardner and Mickey Rooney and Frank Sinatra%0D %0D Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles and Prince Aly Khan%0D %0D Paulette Goddard and Charlie Chaplin and Erich Maria Remarque%0D %0D Joan Crawford and Franchot Tone and Alfred Steele%0D %0D Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz and Gary Morton%0D %0D Cary Grant and Barbara Hutton and Dyann Cannon%0D %0D Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio and Arthur Miller%0D %0D Though in each case the couplings were seemingly wildly inconsistent, they were all really logical and predictable considering the circumstances.%0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 408/04/2011

R4, what's so strange about a group of human mattresses hooking up with any and all takers?

by Anonymousreply 508/04/2011

I started the OP's first post and I thought he was claiming that Frank Sinatra and Woody Allen were once a couple. He would have been right: I never would have believed it!

by Anonymousreply 608/04/2011

Matthew Broderick/Helen Hunt%0D %0D SJP/Nick Cage%0D %0D Jennifer Anniston/Brad Pitt%0D %0D Goldie Hawn/Bill Hudson%0D %0D Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 708/04/2011

I always knew Frank would end up with a boy.

by Anonymousreply 808/04/2011

R7 just reminded me: I can't believe SJP got a crack at JFK, Jr. What was he thinking?

by Anonymousreply 908/04/2011

Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

by Anonymousreply 1008/04/2011

r9 He was not thinking with the right "head". She did have a smoking body..

by Anonymousreply 1108/04/2011

good thread!

by Anonymousreply 1208/04/2011

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

by Anonymousreply 1308/04/2011

Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman

by Anonymousreply 1408/04/2011

SJP has never had a smoking body, R11. She's always been too skinny with no chest. Then again, JFK also dated Darryl Hannah and Madonna, who both have boy bodies, and he married Carolyn, who was a bit more glamorous but almost as boyish. JFKjr clearly wasn't into boobs or ass.

by Anonymousreply 1508/04/2011

Second Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz and Gary Morton.%0D %0D Lena Horne and either of her two gay husbands.%0D

by Anonymousreply 1608/04/2011

I can't believe Cate Blanchett is married to Mr. Potato Head!

by Anonymousreply 1708/04/2011

I always wondered about beautiful celebs who have homely non-famous mates like Cate. However, she seems to be really happy so it's more than looks.

by Anonymousreply 1808/04/2011

I thought we did this thread already but here goes my post. Patty Duke and John Astin.

by Anonymousreply 1908/04/2011

Michael Jackson and Tatum O'Neal. Elijah Wood and Franka Potente. Kristen Stewart and Michael Angarano. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.

by Anonymousreply 2008/04/2011

Hold the fucking presses!

Wasn't Cate Blanchett the one that talked about how good looking people are more or less obligated to reproduce?

I always assumed she was married to some stud and that they would be improving the planet by adding some gorgeous humans to the population.

She's married to that?!?


by Anonymousreply 2108/04/2011


by Anonymousreply 2208/04/2011

r15 - SJP is skinny but not flat-chested at all.

Whoopi Goldberg & Ted Danson

Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams

Valerie Bertinelli & EVH

Lara Flynn Boyle & Jack Nicholson

by Anonymousreply 2308/04/2011

Everyone Lee Pace has dated. How can someone that hot have short, old, and bald as a type?

by Anonymousreply 2408/04/2011

I don't get Mandy Moore with anyone. She's dull.

by Anonymousreply 2508/04/2011

Wait, JFK Jr fucked Vadge? No shit!!!! How did I ever miss that.

Ol JFK Jr was one nasty fuck if he had some Madonna.. My sweet adorable John John is now forever sullied in my whack off fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 2608/04/2011

John MacEnroe married both Tatum O'Neal and Patti Smith, right?

by Anonymousreply 2708/04/2011

MacEnroe married Patty Smyth, the other singer. Not the one that never shaved her armpits.

by Anonymousreply 2808/04/2011

[quote]Then again, JFK also dated Darryl Hannah and Madonna, who both have boy bodies

I'm sorry, but both of those women have/had fantastic tits. Check out Madonna's "Sex" book and Daryl in "At Play in the Fields of the Lord" for proof.

by Anonymousreply 2908/04/2011

SJP and Robert Downey Jr.

Mandy Moore is married to Ryan Adams.

Whoopi Goldberg and Frank Langella

Jack Nicholson and Paz de la Huerta

Scott Weiland and Paz de la Huerta

Courtney Love and Edward Norton

John McEnroe married both Tatum O'Neal and Patty SMYTH, not Patti Smith. Patty was the lead singer of band called Scandal.

What is shocking, Patty Smyth was married to punk icon Richard Hell!

by Anonymousreply 3008/04/2011

Prince Charles and Diana Spencer

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

Liza Minnelli and David Gest

by Anonymousreply 3108/04/2011

Sean Penn and Madonna

by Anonymousreply 3208/04/2011

Tom Cruise and Cher

Tom Cruise and any other female

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck

Guy Ritchie and Madonna

by Anonymousreply 3308/04/2011

I can't get my head around the idea of Martina Navratilova with Rita Mae Brown and Judy Nelson. When they hooked up, RMB was a college professor and Martina was a 21 old high school drop out. Nelson was a 40 year old housewife who had never had a lesbian experience before she met and seduced Martina.

by Anonymousreply 3408/04/2011

Rita Mae Brown? The one from Ghost??%0D

by Anonymousreply 3508/05/2011

Patti SMITH and Robert Maplethorpe.

by Anonymousreply 3608/05/2011

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

by Anonymousreply 3708/05/2011

Michael Jackson and anybody%0D %0D Liza Minnelli and anybody

by Anonymousreply 3808/05/2011

Elizabeth Taylor and Eddie Fisher %0D %0D Elizabeth Taylor and Larry Fortensky%0D %0D Michael Jackson and anybody%0D %0D Liza Minnelli and anybody%0D %0D Courtney Love and anybody%0D %0D Whoopi Goldberg and anybody%0D %0D Roseanne Barr and anybody%0D %0D Madonna and anybody%0D %0D Woody Allen and anybody%0D %0D Patti Smith and anybody%0D %0D Barbra Streisand and anybody%0D %0D Roman Polanski and anybody%0D %0D Peter Bogdonovich and anybody%0D %0D Hugh Hefner and anybody%0D %0D Clara Bow and Bela Lugosi%0D %0D Mary Astor and George S. Kaufman%0D %0D Barbara Stanwyck and Robert Taylor%0D %0D Pete Duel and Judy Carne%0D %0D Pete Duel and Kim Darby%0D %0D Aristotle Onassis and Jackie Kennedy%0D %0D Princess Diana and James Hewitt %0D %0D Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed%0D %0D Cary Grant and Barbara Hutton%0D %0D Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow%0D %0D Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Hyde%0D %0D Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller%0D %0D Marilyn Monroe and Bobby Kennedy%0D %0D Jane Fonda and Ted Turner%0D %0D Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3908/05/2011

Hugh Jackman and Deborah Lee Furness

by Anonymousreply 4008/05/2011

Julian Sands and Jodie Foster%0D %0D Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

by Anonymousreply 4108/05/2011

Patti Smith and beautiful Sam Shepard

by Anonymousreply 4208/05/2011

SJP had a slammin' bod back in the day. Here's a clip from Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

by Anonymousreply 4308/05/2011

Mary Kay Place and absolutely no one ever in recorded history

by Anonymousreply 4408/05/2011

The straight fool Thoughtful Critic and the self-declared "top" Miss Helen Bedd were a toxic pair, but made sense in a weird way. I always thought it cruel how MHB would scream "Fish!" at her in public.

by Anonymousreply 4508/05/2011

Hilarious that Blanchett is married to THAT. One thing he does do is make her look better; she's no beauty herself. WEHT her career btw?

by Anonymousreply 4608/05/2011

R21, Blanchett did indeed say that:

"The world is so massively overpopulated, but if you're halfway decent-looking and you make nice ones, then I think it's probably your responsibility to make more."

Looking at her husband, I wonder what she was thinking. Her kids could turn out to be tres funny looking.

She said this in an Interview magazine thing with Jack White. I always thought Jack and Renee Z. were a weird couple.

by Anonymousreply 4708/06/2011

Kyle McLachlan and Linda Evangelista

by Anonymousreply 4808/06/2011

Faye Dunaway and Peter Wolf.

by Anonymousreply 4908/07/2011

(R41) well I couldn't believe Foster dated a guy so I typed Julian sands and Jodie foster and I found this website called who's dating who, now I wanna know who's in charge of that site, because there a lot of rubbish in it, according to them Jodie dated Julian, rob low, russel crowe(who outed her if I'm correct) and some other guy who's now dead.

by Anonymousreply 5008/07/2011

Tom Cruise and..

Mimi Rogers

Nicole Kidman

Penelope Cruz

Katie Holmes

How four beautiful, talented women could date that repulsive hack - no matter how powerful and rich he is - is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 5108/07/2011

Now I know why Kristen Stewart is always sulking...if I broke things off with this hottie for a fake showmance with Robert Pattinson, I'd be sneery as well:

by Anonymousreply 5208/07/2011

Wasnt Julian Sands a beard for Jodie Foster?

by Anonymousreply 5308/09/2011

Richard Nixon and Pat Nixon

by Anonymousreply 5408/09/2011

r 54...if we're going that route, how about George and Barbara Bush?

by Anonymousreply 5508/09/2011

It's not the same thing. Dick was a homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 5608/09/2011

r56 For real?? I have never read that.

by Anonymousreply 5708/10/2011

Bashful and Dopey

by Anonymousreply 5808/10/2011

Sean Bean and Debra James / Melanie Hill / Abigail Cruttenden / Georgina Sutcliffe

Viggo Mortensen and Exene Cervenko

Eric Bana and Rebecca Gleeson

by Anonymousreply 5908/10/2011

Rob Lowe and Melissa Gilbert Emilio Estevez and Paula Abdul Charlie Sheen and Kelly Preston Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Downey jr. Carrie Fisher and John Belushi Carrie Fisher and Paul Simon Valerie Bertinelli and Steven Spielberg Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan Warren Beatty and (15-year-old) Molly Ringwald

by Anonymousreply 6008/10/2011

OP and the carriage return.

by Anonymousreply 6108/10/2011

Sorry, should've read "r60 and the carriage return".

by Anonymousreply 6208/10/2011

r.62 & everyone else--

Sorry, don't know what happened there...

by Anonymousreply 6308/10/2011

Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova

by Anonymousreply 6408/10/2011

People can't believe my dad and I are a couple.

by Anonymousreply 6508/10/2011

R57, you must look up and read a thread called:%0D %0D "Was Eisenhower The Last Good Republican?"%0D %0D Pic of Nixon and BF:

by Anonymousreply 6608/11/2011


by Anonymousreply 6702/01/2012

Ted Danson and Whoopi own this thread.

I know Whoopi loves some white cock (though I think she was bearding for Frank Langella) but Ted and Whoopi were just bizarre. Even for the 80s/early 90s.

by Anonymousreply 6802/01/2012

If you believe in astrology then the pairings of Mia Farrow with Sinatra and Allen aren't so strange. She's an Aquarius; Sinatra was a Sagitarious and so is Allen. Aquarius and Sagitarious are very compatible signs.

by Anonymousreply 6902/01/2012

r46, she's been filming those Hobbit movies.

I think she is truly beautiful and her husband is a toad. He isn't a nobody though, he is a playwright and they have a theatre group in Australia that he runs when she is filming.

by Anonymousreply 7002/01/2012

It's not weird now - but at the time: Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz

by Anonymousreply 7102/01/2012

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood

Katey Perry and Russell Brand

Nastassja Kinski and Quincy Jones

by Anonymousreply 7202/01/2012

Me and anyone I've ever been with.

by Anonymousreply 7302/01/2012

R50. Jodie Foster and Russell Crowe went to the Golden Globes together in 1999 so that whosdatedwho website didn't just make it up. I'm sure it was a fake relationship but on the red carpet a reporter said they were a gorgeous couple and Jodie just said thank you and didn't correct her.

by Anonymousreply 7402/01/2012

Madonna and Sean Penn

by Anonymousreply 7502/01/2012

Suzanne Pleshette and Tom Poston. That is a combo that I would never, ever have imagined.

by Anonymousreply 7602/02/2012

"Ted Danson and Whoopi own this thread."

Yes, that one was really unbelieveable. What the hell was Danson on when he hooked up with THAT? And wasn't it at a Friar's Roast of her where he did a monologue in blackface and made jokes about her pussy (she later claimed to have written the nasty "jokes")? I think the backlash from that episode was the beginning of the end of their bizarre relationship.

by Anonymousreply 7702/02/2012

Gale Harold and Randy Harrison

by Anonymousreply 7802/02/2012

Many of these strange relationships were obviously drug and alcohol related.

by Anonymousreply 7902/02/2012

Jonny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie. You know he was on something at the time.

by Anonymousreply 8002/02/2012

Ted Danson loves his dominatrixes!

by Anonymousreply 8102/02/2012

I think most people have forgotten about Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere

by Anonymousreply 8202/02/2012

WRT JFK, Jr.: His mother was a more than a tad boyish-shaped. J/s.

by Anonymousreply 8302/02/2012

No one thinks Angie and Brad are an odd couple? I do. Brad = dull, white bread, happy-go-lucky, dumb-jock type. Angie's more 'out there'-- a deep thinking, dour, strange (troubled?), artistic loner.

by Anonymousreply 8402/02/2012

When she was in her 20s SJP had a perfect body. She's too ropey and skinny looking now.

Never understood Jennifer Lopez and Puff Daddy as a couple. He was more famous than she was at that point.

by Anonymousreply 8502/02/2012

If you're gonna nit pick on SJP's body, going the tits and ass route is the wrong way. How about the fact that she's severely bow-legged? That's what kills the silhouette for me every time she's modeling some kicky ultra-tight short dress, Her curves are fine, but her legs scream jockey!

by Anonymousreply 8602/02/2012

These two... and they've been married for almost 30 years!

by Anonymousreply 8702/02/2012

Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford

Heather Locklear and Tommy Lee

Aaron Carter and LIlo and Hillary Duff

Tyra Banks and Rick Fox

by Anonymousreply 8802/02/2012

r77, years later Whoopi went for some white pussy in place of cock. Gossip was that Bebe Neuwirh was sleeping with her for the slutty onscreen part in The Associate; ah, method acting.

by Anonymousreply 8912/01/2012

Jennifer Aniston and Adam Duritz Emmy Rossum and Adam Durtiz

He's so gross.

by Anonymousreply 9012/01/2012

Paul Thomas Anderson and Maya Rudolph....(really how on earth?)

by Anonymousreply 9112/01/2012

Andre Agassi & Babs

by Anonymousreply 9212/01/2012

Cher and David Geffen

Burt Reynolds and just about everyone

Barbra Streisand and Ryan O'Neal

by Anonymousreply 9312/02/2012

"This is no dream! This is really happening!"

- Mia Farrow, shortly before reaching the decision to end her relationships

by Anonymousreply 9412/02/2012

Oh god, I can't get over how ugly Cate Blanchett's husband is. He's not even just schlubby, he's straight up fug.

by Anonymousreply 9512/02/2012

And yet, R64, they've been married for years.

by Anonymousreply 9612/02/2012

Way back when they first hooked up, I thought the Bruce Willis/Demi Moore coupling was odd. I saw Bemi with someone like Rob Lowe even though I wanted him for myself.

I thought Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughan were odd together.

by Anonymousreply 9712/02/2012

Tina Fey's husband is just all sorts of unattractive. I feel like a b*tch for saying this, but their daughter did a cameo on 30 Rock and she looks just like the dad, unfortunately. =(

by Anonymousreply 9812/02/2012

[quote] Elijah Wood and Franka Potente

This happened? Bahahahaha.

by Anonymousreply 9912/02/2012

Howard Stern and Angie Everheart Howard Stern and Robin Givens Howard Stern and his current wife..

by Anonymousreply 10012/02/2012

That had to be a beard situation @ r99. Still freaking weird.

by Anonymousreply 10104/10/2013

Justin Bieber and Camille Paglia seemed pretty odd at first, but you know what, it may just work out.

by Anonymousreply 10204/10/2013

R34 funnily enough Rita Mae Brown then went on to have a relationship with Judy Nelson after Martina had left Judy.

by Anonymousreply 10304/11/2013

Monica Seles and Tom Golisano

still are a couple i think ....

by Anonymousreply 10404/11/2013

Audrey Hepburn and Mel Ferrer

Debbie Reynolds and Harry Karl

Katy Jurado and Ernest Borgnine

Mai Britt and Sammy Davis, Jr.

Keely Smith and Louis Prima

Charro and Xavier Cugat

Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks

Margaret Whiting and Jack Wrangler

by Anonymousreply 10504/11/2013


"Michael Jackson and anybody Liza Minnelli and anybody"

I'll add:

Lucille Ball and Gary Morton

by Anonymousreply 10604/11/2013

Rose Nyland and the late Dr. Jonathan Newman.

"No thank you little boy, we already take the Miami Herald."


by Anonymousreply 10704/11/2013

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

by Anonymousreply 10804/11/2013

Cher and Greg Allman.

by Anonymousreply 10904/11/2013

Tom Cruise and Cher

by Anonymousreply 11004/11/2013

Padma and Rushdie

by Anonymousreply 11104/11/2013

Whoopi Goldberg and anybody

Roseanne Barr and anybody

Courtney Love and anybody

Patti Smith and Robert Mapplethorpe

Liza Minnelli and Peter Sellers

Liza Minnelli and Martin Scorcese

Liza Minnelli and Mikail Barishnikov

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

Bruce Springsteen and Julianne Phillips

John Travolta and Debra Winger (yes, he really did fuck her when they did "Urban Cowboy")

Don Johnson and Barbra Streisand

Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Hyde

Jean Harlow and Paul Bern

Liz Taylor and Eddie Fisher

Liz Taylor and Larry Fortensky

Cher and Tom Cruise

Cher and Gregg Allman

Cher and Gene Simmons

Cher and the Bagel Boy

Mia Farrow and Frank Sinatra

Mia Farrow and Woody Allen

Warren Beatty and Diane Keaton

Diane Keaton and Woody Allen

Tatum O'Neal and Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields

Tom Green and Drew Barrymore

Dave Attell and Sarah Silverman

Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt and Robin Givens

Warren Beatty and Madonna

Dennis Rodman and Madonna

Winona Ryder and Al Pacino

Winona Ryder and Chris Noth

Winona Ryder and David Duchovny

Winona Ryder and Jimmy Fallon

Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan

Roger Ebert and Oprah Winfrey

John Tesh and Oprah Winfrey

Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

by Anonymousreply 11204/11/2013

Apologies to the Whoopie/Ted guy, but they are a close second. Michelle Pfeiffer(at the top of her game) Fisher Stevens.(did he even have much of a game?)

Three years!!!!

by Anonymousreply 11304/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 11404/11/2013

Stephen and ... anyone.

by Anonymousreply 11504/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 11604/11/2013

Andrew garfield&simon amstell

I've heard this rumour a lot.

by Anonymousreply 11704/11/2013

Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall.

by Anonymousreply 11804/11/2013
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