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Would you fuck a midget?

Or little person, whatever. I have a female friend who had a one-nighter with a midget about a year ago and I'm intrigued. She said he was pretty hot: big dick, arrogant, nasty fuck. So would you do a midget? If he was a really nice guy? Just for the pervy-ness of it?

by Anonymousreply 13103/26/2013

Especially if he was Peter Drinklage.

by Anonymousreply 208/03/2011

I've never seen a little person gay porn. Is there one?

by Anonymousreply 308/03/2011

A midget or a dwarf? That's the key question.

by Anonymousreply 408/03/2011

If my name was Peter Dinklage, I'd change it, short or not. How unfortunate.%0D %0D Sure. (answer to OP question)

by Anonymousreply 508/03/2011

[quote]So would you do a midget?%0D %0D Yes, if he had a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 608/03/2011

r3, there is no midget gay porn. We've been looking for a single one for at least 3 or 4 years now and none of us has been able to find evidence of one.

by Anonymousreply 708/03/2011

Could I make him sing, "As coroner/ I must aver/ I thoroughly examined her" as I did it?

by Anonymousreply 808/03/2011

I once posted about my lust for Wee Man's ass on DL and was "ewwwed" into next week. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 908/03/2011

I always thought the litte guy from Jackass was a cutie. I think they call him "Wee Man."

by Anonymousreply 1008/03/2011

I have fucked midgets and thalidomide affected people. All were beyond delightful and exciting. It's very much like discovering a hidden person.

by Anonymousreply 1108/03/2011

They look unclean. Do their arms reach all the way to clean their buttholes properly?

by Anonymousreply 1208/03/2011

When I lived in Germany, I was friends with a little person. He was adorable but straight. I told him I just wanted to suck him off, but he wouldn't let me.

by Anonymousreply 1308/03/2011

Sure if I thought he was attractive. It it was Dinklage the answer would be definitely.

by Anonymousreply 1408/03/2011


by Anonymousreply 1508/03/2011

I'd totally give it up for Sebastian Saraceno from Animal Planet's [italic]Pit Boss.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 1608/03/2011

Depends upon their gum to tooth ratio

by Anonymousreply 1708/03/2011

A beetling young woman named Pridgets

Had a violent abhorrence of midgets;

Off the end of a wharf

She once pushed a dwarf

Whose truncation reduced her to fidgets.

by Anonymousreply 1808/03/2011

r15 ... brilliant.%0D %0D (ps...recently DID see a bi-gay-midget with tranny and hot stud latino stud porn)

by Anonymousreply 1908/03/2011

There is an Italian made Snow White porn where she fucks 7 of them. It was hot.

by Anonymousreply 2008/03/2011

Is the little person a top? How big is his dick? I need a top with at least 7 inches to satisfy my unique cravings.

by Anonymousreply 2108/03/2011

Of course!

by Anonymousreply 2208/03/2011

Did I mention he was a stud?? Oy%0D Should spell check myself.%0D %0D Name of porn is%0D "Transexual Lair - A Midget's Apartment"%0D %0D Tried to post a link but can't.%0D Just google it.

by Anonymousreply 2308/03/2011

They seem to be rather angry as a group, and those disproportionately large heads and shrunken arms are a turn-off.

by Anonymousreply 2408/03/2011

Here you go. NSFW, of course.

by Anonymousreply 2508/03/2011

I'm sure the dick might look 'big' due to the smallness of the body!

I've been watching "Pit Boss", I find the boss, Shorty to be obnoxious, but his staff seems pretty cool.

The female little person who runs his office is a lesbian, she's dating an actress who is also little person.

The two guys are cool, but Shorty is an arrogant prick, unless he's putting that image on for the cameras.

Sebastian had a girlfriend, but since he's still on the show, it appears they broke up because she wanted him to leave California.

by Anonymousreply 2608/03/2011

In a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 2708/03/2011

Who's that R27? He's very goodlooking.

by Anonymousreply 2808/03/2011

He's David Spade's taller brother.

by Anonymousreply 2908/03/2011

I have fucked a few little guys, but you have to be really careful. Their enthusiasm (Are they all drunks?) exceeds their capacity at times.

by Anonymousreply 3008/03/2011

Oh HELL yeah R16! I love him and would have posted about him too. I saw him in a phone company commercial and thought he was gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 3108/03/2011

Saraceno is definitely making me reconsider.

by Anonymousreply 3208/03/2011

A dwarf isn't proportional. A midget is just a smaller version. I'd screw a midget, but he'd need to by boyish, shaven, and submissive.

by Anonymousreply 3308/03/2011

R28, that's Peter Dinklage in character on HBO's Game of Thrones.

by Anonymousreply 3408/03/2011


by Anonymousreply 3508/03/2011

I was a boy, she was a woman I had this luky experience about 10 years ago when I was a student at university. It wasn't a One-Night Stand. I had an affair with this woman. We kept dating for 11 months.

Most of my previous lays have been large to average size. This for a sexual point of view aroused my curiosity.

She was 31 y.o. and 4' feet tall, petite but with unusually large breast for her frame. I'm 6' 6' tall and, that time, I was 24, I practised lot of sport , played waterpolo and was a frequent visitor of my gym so I was rather brawny.

We were both curious and we really want to find out what it would be like sex betweeen us.

From a phisical point of view sex is good with shorter women. Believe me. It gives a posessive feeling to the guy, specialy in a missionary position. Only trouble with height and her is during missionary my head would bang the headboard while she'd be down around my mid chest area and mostly out of sight. It is still good. Anyway, off of was one of the most enjoyable encounters I've had. It has been real intense for both of us. She said me she fantasized in the past about dating a really tall guy.It was full of emotions and excitement and it seems that this make the whole experience really hot.

During all the months we kept dating, we took the time to experiment with each other and always had fun doing it.

by Anonymousreply 3608/21/2011

These are the DL threads that make me smile. The OP's question is one that any group of slightly drunken gay friends might run around the table on any given night!

by Anonymousreply 3708/21/2011


by Anonymousreply 3810/30/2011

This takes the Pocket Gay to new levels!

by Anonymousreply 3910/30/2011

Gay midget getting his ass fucked by tranny.

by Anonymousreply 4010/30/2011

I would - mostly as a bucket list kind of thing though. If I could get him to poop on a glass coffee table that would be a twofer.

by Anonymousreply 4110/30/2011

I'm 6'6" so most every guy Ifuck is a "midget".

Loves love. Lust is lust. So yeah, I'd be game.

by Anonymousreply 4210/30/2011

A midget is a small person whose body is in proportion. A dwarf is a person with a large head, short arms--Oompa Loompas.

by Anonymousreply 4310/30/2011

"A dwarf is a person with a large head, short arms"

And big penises.

by Anonymousreply 4410/31/2011


by Anonymousreply 4510/31/2011


by Anonymousreply 4611/01/2011

Wouldn't fuck a little person, but I would fuck Jeremy Roloff (or let him fuck me).

by Anonymousreply 4711/02/2011

I'd be a little concerned about their hygiene given those tiny arms. Do they have to use a rag on a tick to wipe their asses?

by Anonymousreply 4811/02/2011

I would do nasty things to Peter Dinklage.

AND I'd swallow every drop!

by Anonymousreply 4911/02/2011

Why would it be pervy to have sex with a little person?

What a stupid attitude. You're a lowlife, OP. Having sex with you would be pervy, being rather comparable to farmsex, given your mind is in the hogpen.

by Anonymousreply 5011/02/2011

I fucked a guy with one leg once. Would have no problem fucking a little guy.

by Anonymousreply 5111/02/2011

Are any of them well adjusted?

by Anonymousreply 5211/05/2011

they're all angry little fuckers

by Anonymousreply 5311/05/2011

Never OP! I never fuck anyone under 5'9. your poll you left out "high on meth" People will fuck anything in PNP circles, and since most of them don't have jobs they have plenty of time to look for midgets!

by Anonymousreply 5411/05/2011

Bonnie Mace, white courtesy phone...Bonnie Mace, white courtesy phone...

by Anonymousreply 5511/05/2011

In the hey day of the New York bathhouses, there was a dwarf who was never alone in his room for long. He was also a fixture at Boots and Saddles, The Anvil, The Manhole, Christopher St, the trucks and the piers. I think half the men in the city fucked him at some point.

by Anonymousreply 5611/05/2011

Didn't Chuy from Chelsea Handler do porn?

by Anonymousreply 5711/05/2011

r50 Where did I imply that it would be it all pervy? Stop projecting your bestiality shit all over me and get some help, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 5811/05/2011

Er, that would be in the original post, OP/R58.

[quote]Just for the pervy-ness of it?

by Anonymousreply 5911/05/2011

yeah i kinda would've

by Anonymousreply 6011/09/2011

I have. I even went on his honeymoon with him and his catalogue robot.

by Anonymousreply 6111/10/2011

Hell to the NO

by Anonymousreply 6211/10/2011

They want to be called "little people." Midget is like nigger and faggot for them.

And yes, I would and I have. More than once.

by Anonymousreply 6311/10/2011

You can't get enough of them.

by Anonymousreply 6411/10/2011

Worked with a fire-breathing little person once- I swear he looks like an economy sized version of Michael Pitt. He has a cute bod too.

But no.

by Anonymousreply 6511/10/2011


by Anonymousreply 6807/18/2012

Believe it or not, the current PC term seems to be "person of small stature" (I hang out in disability political circles, so I am up to date on the latest policing of language). It's part of "people first" language: person of color, person with AIDS, person with vagina, etc.

by Anonymousreply 6907/18/2012

Are they going to change the name of Little People of America which has always sounded derogatory to me?

by Anonymousreply 7007/18/2012

I liked to fuck this one little guy because he could clench my dick at the balls and tickle my dickhead with his tongue at the same time. A real giver.

by Anonymousreply 7107/18/2012

Been doing it for years

by Anonymousreply 7207/18/2012

Amy Roloff pings.

by Anonymousreply 7307/18/2012

"I hang out in disability political circles,"

Please accept my sincere condolences.

by Anonymousreply 7407/18/2012


by Anonymousreply 7507/18/2012

Would Tom Cruise count?

by Anonymousreply 7607/18/2012

R76, I think they have to be under 4'10" to count so no, but Madonna counts.

by Anonymousreply 7707/18/2012

I am very upset about all the comments

by Anonymousreply 7807/20/2012

I would. Why didn't you ask if we would fuck a dwarf? Peter Dinkledge is a dwarf, not a midget. The original Tiny Tim...he was a midget.

by Anonymousreply 7907/20/2012

Do you think Amy Roloff has ever fucked around on Matt?

by Anonymousreply 8007/20/2012

Midget, yes. Dwarf, no way. They have a rather snarly look to their face, they remind me of Ooompa Loompas. Midgets are cool, just little versions of people. They don't wobble when they walk. Dwarfs have powerful ass muscles though, their leg muscles are short and I guess compressed or something. Their asses stick out like a foot behind them.

I wouldn't have sex with a guy who had a hemicorporectomy though.

by Anonymousreply 8107/20/2012

Are you talking about Bob Costas?

by Anonymousreply 8207/20/2012

R82 just because he's orange doesn't mean he's an Oompa Loompa.

by Anonymousreply 8307/20/2012

not any more

by Anonymousreply 8407/20/2012

yes yes yes

by Anonymousreply 8507/20/2012

FYI remember it takes time for my pussy to get real juicy

cc: Zac

by Anonymousreply 8607/22/2012

R86, I think you win the gross-out game tonight.

by Anonymousreply 8707/22/2012

Amy is it moist yet?

by Anonymousreply 8908/21/2012

I only do men that are at least 8 inches. No little person is that big.

by Anonymousreply 9108/21/2012

R91, you only do men who are eight inches?

Poorly phrased on a midget thread.

by Anonymousreply 9308/21/2012

OP, what else can you do with them?

by Anonymousreply 9408/21/2012

On the poll, I don't understand the "it was disappointing" line.

Great expectations? Not as hot as the giant?

Help me here, folks.

by Anonymousreply 9608/21/2012

Why do they like to be called 'little people?' That just seems more demeaning than midget. And there's the Fisher-Price overlap.

by Anonymousreply 9808/21/2012

For the love of god, r88 / r90 / r92 / r95 / r97 / r99, would you please stop bumping these old threads with your creepy, non-contributing bullshit. Only 600 threads show up, and you've bumped at least 100 of them out of view in just the past hour with your self-centered bullshit. Take your fucking meds.

by Anonymousreply 10008/21/2012

r101, the person I'm responding to has bumped over 100 old threads this morning, and you're calling me the unhinged one for calling him out? Priorities, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 10208/21/2012

[quote]The beer bottle looked massive in her tiny little hands. All I could think about was how big those hands would make my penis look.

by Anonymousreply 10508/21/2012

So did you get a bee in your bonnet and search for midgets and aliens this morning?

Who the fuck does that?

by Anonymousreply 10708/21/2012

r107, how is that any weirder than the person who creates 7 political threads per page? Or the people who fill up thread after thread after thread about footballers or vampire actors?

by Anonymousreply 10808/21/2012

[quote] You do realize many DLers are very upset that the archive never came to be?

Be strong; move on; get the fuck over it and stop picking at the scab of the disappointments you have had to bear.

by Anonymousreply 10908/21/2012

No, no, on this I agree with R107; who the hell bumps midget-fucking threads? Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 11008/21/2012

Bumping a hundred posts at once is called flooding, and it's bad netiquette, or worse, reason for a banning.

And the fact that some people are also jerks doesn't make one type of jerky behavior suddenly okay. What are you, a Republican invoking a "But Clinton did _____" excuse?

by Anonymousreply 11108/21/2012

r110, DLers have been looking for the existence of gay midget porn for the entire decade that I've been here and we've yet to find any. It's the Bigfoot of DL.

by Anonymousreply 11208/21/2012

I definitely would. It would be a major turn-on to see my huge 8 1/2 inch cock looking even bigger plunging in and out of a little person.

by Anonymousreply 11308/21/2012

Excuse me, I already do!

by Anonymousreply 11508/21/2012

I wonder how hottie Jeremy Roloff is doing at UC Santa Barbara. I bet he surfs a lot in an ass-accentuating wetsuit. We need another Little People Big World update episode.

by Anonymousreply 11908/21/2012

Normal-sized guys, my HOLE is OPEN and READY for BUSINESS!

by Anonymousreply 12108/21/2012

I'd fuck a midget in a heartbeat.

It is actually on my bucket list, even if I have to pay for it.

I know, I'm twisted.

by Anonymousreply 12208/21/2012

I wouldn't fuck one, but I would love to toss one, as long as he/she wasn't hurt!

by Anonymousreply 12308/21/2012

r120, Zach stayed in Oregon to help on the farm, continue working at the indoor soccer facility, do some youth coaching, and take classes at the local community college. I think he has plans to transfer to a 4 year university.

by Anonymousreply 12508/21/2012

Can they fix Zac's mouth?

by Anonymousreply 12608/21/2012

[quote]You do realize many DLers are very upset that the archive never came to be?

Isn't it still on the way? I thought that it was being worked on. That's why I paid.

by Anonymousreply 12708/21/2012

R127, it's never happening.

by Anonymousreply 12808/21/2012



by Anonymousreply 12908/22/2012

Little bump

by Anonymousreply 13008/22/2012

i want to see midget dick!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 13103/26/2013
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