Or little person, whatever. I have a female friend who had a one-nighter with a midget about a year ago and I'm intrigued. She said he was pretty hot: big dick, arrogant, nasty fuck. So would you do a midget? If he was a really nice guy? Just for the pervy-ness of it?
Would you fuck a midget?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/26/2013|
Especially if he was Peter Drinklage.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/03/2011|
I've never seen a little person gay porn. Is there one?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/03/2011|
A midget or a dwarf? That's the key question.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/03/2011|
If my name was Peter Dinklage, I'd change it, short or not. How unfortunate.%0D %0D Sure. (answer to OP question)
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/03/2011|
[quote]So would you do a midget?%0D %0D Yes, if he had a nice ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/03/2011|
r3, there is no midget gay porn. We've been looking for a single one for at least 3 or 4 years now and none of us has been able to find evidence of one.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/03/2011|
Could I make him sing, "As coroner/ I must aver/ I thoroughly examined her" as I did it?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/03/2011|
I once posted about my lust for Wee Man's ass on DL and was "ewwwed" into next week. %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/03/2011|
I always thought the litte guy from Jackass was a cutie. I think they call him "Wee Man."
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/03/2011|
I have fucked midgets and thalidomide affected people. All were beyond delightful and exciting. It's very much like discovering a hidden person.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/03/2011|
They look unclean. Do their arms reach all the way to clean their buttholes properly?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/03/2011|
When I lived in Germany, I was friends with a little person. He was adorable but straight. I told him I just wanted to suck him off, but he wouldn't let me.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/03/2011|
Sure if I thought he was attractive. It it was Dinklage the answer would be definitely.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/03/2011|
I'd totally give it up for Sebastian Saraceno from Animal Planet's [italic]Pit Boss.[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/03/2011|
Depends upon their gum to tooth ratio
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/03/2011|
A beetling young woman named Pridgets
Had a violent abhorrence of midgets;
Off the end of a wharf
She once pushed a dwarf
Whose truncation reduced her to fidgets.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/03/2011|
r15 ... brilliant.%0D %0D (ps...recently DID see a bi-gay-midget with tranny and hot stud latino stud porn)
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/03/2011|
There is an Italian made Snow White porn where she fucks 7 of them. It was hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/03/2011|
Is the little person a top? How big is his dick? I need a top with at least 7 inches to satisfy my unique cravings.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/03/2011|
Did I mention he was a stud?? Oy%0D Should spell check myself.%0D %0D Name of porn is%0D "Transexual Lair - A Midget's Apartment"%0D %0D Tried to post a link but can't.%0D Just google it.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/03/2011|
They seem to be rather angry as a group, and those disproportionately large heads and shrunken arms are a turn-off.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/03/2011|
Here you go. NSFW, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/03/2011|
I'm sure the dick might look 'big' due to the smallness of the body!
I've been watching "Pit Boss", I find the boss, Shorty to be obnoxious, but his staff seems pretty cool.
The female little person who runs his office is a lesbian, she's dating an actress who is also little person.
The two guys are cool, but Shorty is an arrogant prick, unless he's putting that image on for the cameras.
Sebastian had a girlfriend, but since he's still on the show, it appears they broke up because she wanted him to leave California.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/03/2011|
In a heartbeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/03/2011|
Who's that R27? He's very goodlooking.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/03/2011|
He's David Spade's taller brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/03/2011|
I have fucked a few little guys, but you have to be really careful. Their enthusiasm (Are they all drunks?) exceeds their capacity at times.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/03/2011|
Oh HELL yeah R16! I love him and would have posted about him too. I saw him in a phone company commercial and thought he was gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/03/2011|
Saraceno is definitely making me reconsider.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/03/2011|
A dwarf isn't proportional. A midget is just a smaller version. I'd screw a midget, but he'd need to by boyish, shaven, and submissive.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/03/2011|
R28, that's Peter Dinklage in character on HBO's Game of Thrones.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/03/2011|
I was a boy, she was a woman I had this luky experience about 10 years ago when I was a student at university. It wasn't a One-Night Stand. I had an affair with this woman. We kept dating for 11 months.
Most of my previous lays have been large to average size. This for a sexual point of view aroused my curiosity.
She was 31 y.o. and 4' feet tall, petite but with unusually large breast for her frame. I'm 6' 6' tall and, that time, I was 24, I practised lot of sport , played waterpolo and was a frequent visitor of my gym so I was rather brawny.
We were both curious and we really want to find out what it would be like sex betweeen us.
From a phisical point of view sex is good with shorter women. Believe me. It gives a posessive feeling to the guy, specialy in a missionary position. Only trouble with height and her is during missionary my head would bang the headboard while she'd be down around my mid chest area and mostly out of sight. It is still good. Anyway, off of Quest....it was one of the most enjoyable encounters I've had. It has been real intense for both of us. She said me she fantasized in the past about dating a really tall guy.It was full of emotions and excitement and it seems that this make the whole experience really hot.
During all the months we kept dating, we took the time to experiment with each other and always had fun doing it.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/21/2011|
These are the DL threads that make me smile. The OP's question is one that any group of slightly drunken gay friends might run around the table on any given night!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/30/2011|
This takes the Pocket Gay to new levels!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/30/2011|
Gay midget getting his ass fucked by tranny.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/30/2011|
I would - mostly as a bucket list kind of thing though. If I could get him to poop on a glass coffee table that would be a twofer.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/30/2011|
I'm 6'6" so most every guy Ifuck is a "midget".
Loves love. Lust is lust. So yeah, I'd be game.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/30/2011|
A midget is a small person whose body is in proportion. A dwarf is a person with a large head, short arms--Oompa Loompas.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/30/2011|
"A dwarf is a person with a large head, short arms"
And big penises.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/31/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/31/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/01/2011|
Wouldn't fuck a little person, but I would fuck Jeremy Roloff (or let him fuck me).
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/02/2011|
I'd be a little concerned about their hygiene given those tiny arms. Do they have to use a rag on a tick to wipe their asses?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/02/2011|
I would do nasty things to Peter Dinklage.
AND I'd swallow every drop!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/02/2011|
Why would it be pervy to have sex with a little person?
What a stupid attitude. You're a lowlife, OP. Having sex with you would be pervy, being rather comparable to farmsex, given your mind is in the hogpen.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/02/2011|
I fucked a guy with one leg once. Would have no problem fucking a little guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/02/2011|
Are any of them well adjusted?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/05/2011|
they're all angry little fuckers
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/05/2011|
Never OP! I never fuck anyone under 5'9. BTW..in your poll you left out "high on meth" People will fuck anything in PNP circles, and since most of them don't have jobs they have plenty of time to look for midgets!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/05/2011|
Bonnie Mace, white courtesy phone...Bonnie Mace, white courtesy phone...
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/05/2011|
In the hey day of the New York bathhouses, there was a dwarf who was never alone in his room for long. He was also a fixture at Boots and Saddles, The Anvil, The Manhole, Christopher St, the trucks and the piers. I think half the men in the city fucked him at some point.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/05/2011|
Didn't Chuy from Chelsea Handler do porn?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/05/2011|
r50 Where did I imply that it would be it all pervy? Stop projecting your bestiality shit all over me and get some help, cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/05/2011|
Er, that would be in the original post, OP/R58.
[quote]Just for the pervy-ness of it?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/05/2011|
yeah i kinda would've
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/09/2011|
I have. I even went on his honeymoon with him and his catalogue robot.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/10/2011|
Hell to the NO
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/10/2011|
They want to be called "little people." Midget is like nigger and faggot for them.
And yes, I would and I have. More than once.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/10/2011|
You can't get enough of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/10/2011|
Worked with a fire-breathing little person once- I swear he looks like an economy sized version of Michael Pitt. He has a cute bod too.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/10/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/18/2012|
Believe it or not, the current PC term seems to be "person of small stature" (I hang out in disability political circles, so I am up to date on the latest policing of language). It's part of "people first" language: person of color, person with AIDS, person with vagina, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/18/2012|
Are they going to change the name of Little People of America which has always sounded derogatory to me?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/18/2012|
I liked to fuck this one little guy because he could clench my dick at the balls and tickle my dickhead with his tongue at the same time. A real giver.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||07/18/2012|
Been doing it for years
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/18/2012|
Amy Roloff pings.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/18/2012|
"I hang out in disability political circles,"
Please accept my sincere condolences.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/18/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/18/2012|
Would Tom Cruise count?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||07/18/2012|
R76, I think they have to be under 4'10" to count so no, but Madonna counts.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||07/18/2012|
I am very upset about all the comments
|by Anonymous||reply 78||07/20/2012|
I would. Why didn't you ask if we would fuck a dwarf? Peter Dinkledge is a dwarf, not a midget. The original Tiny Tim...he was a midget.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||07/20/2012|
Do you think Amy Roloff has ever fucked around on Matt?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||07/20/2012|
Midget, yes. Dwarf, no way. They have a rather snarly look to their face, they remind me of Ooompa Loompas. Midgets are cool, just little versions of people. They don't wobble when they walk. Dwarfs have powerful ass muscles though, their leg muscles are short and I guess compressed or something. Their asses stick out like a foot behind them.
I wouldn't have sex with a guy who had a hemicorporectomy though.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||07/20/2012|
Are you talking about Bob Costas?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||07/20/2012|
R82 just because he's orange doesn't mean he's an Oompa Loompa.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||07/20/2012|
not any more
|by Anonymous||reply 84||07/20/2012|
yes yes yes
|by Anonymous||reply 85||07/20/2012|
FYI remember it takes time for my pussy to get real juicy
|by Anonymous||reply 86||07/22/2012|
R86, I think you win the gross-out game tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||07/22/2012|
Amy is it moist yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||08/21/2012|
I only do men that are at least 8 inches. No little person is that big.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||08/21/2012|
R91, you only do men who are eight inches?
Poorly phrased on a midget thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||08/21/2012|
OP, what else can you do with them?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||08/21/2012|
On the poll, I don't understand the "it was disappointing" line.
Great expectations? Not as hot as the giant?
Help me here, folks.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||08/21/2012|
Why do they like to be called 'little people?' That just seems more demeaning than midget. And there's the Fisher-Price overlap.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||08/21/2012|
For the love of god, r88 / r90 / r92 / r95 / r97 / r99, would you please stop bumping these old threads with your creepy, non-contributing bullshit. Only 600 threads show up, and you've bumped at least 100 of them out of view in just the past hour with your self-centered bullshit. Take your fucking meds.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||08/21/2012|
r101, the person I'm responding to has bumped over 100 old threads this morning, and you're calling me the unhinged one for calling him out? Priorities, bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||08/21/2012|
[quote]The beer bottle looked massive in her tiny little hands. All I could think about was how big those hands would make my penis look.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||08/21/2012|
So did you get a bee in your bonnet and search for midgets and aliens this morning?
Who the fuck does that?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||08/21/2012|
r107, how is that any weirder than the person who creates 7 political threads per page? Or the people who fill up thread after thread after thread about footballers or vampire actors?
|by Anonymous||reply 108||08/21/2012|
[quote] You do realize many DLers are very upset that the archive never came to be?
Be strong; move on; get the fuck over it and stop picking at the scab of the disappointments you have had to bear.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||08/21/2012|
No, no, on this I agree with R107; who the hell bumps midget-fucking threads? Seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||08/21/2012|
Bumping a hundred posts at once is called flooding, and it's bad netiquette, or worse, reason for a banning.
And the fact that some people are also jerks doesn't make one type of jerky behavior suddenly okay. What are you, a Republican invoking a "But Clinton did _____" excuse?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||08/21/2012|
r110, DLers have been looking for the existence of gay midget porn for the entire decade that I've been here and we've yet to find any. It's the Bigfoot of DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||08/21/2012|
I definitely would. It would be a major turn-on to see my huge 8 1/2 inch cock looking even bigger plunging in and out of a little person.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||08/21/2012|
Excuse me, I already do!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||08/21/2012|
I wonder how hottie Jeremy Roloff is doing at UC Santa Barbara. I bet he surfs a lot in an ass-accentuating wetsuit. We need another Little People Big World update episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||08/21/2012|
Normal-sized guys, my HOLE is OPEN and READY for BUSINESS!
|by Anonymous||reply 121||08/21/2012|
I'd fuck a midget in a heartbeat.
It is actually on my bucket list, even if I have to pay for it.
I know, I'm twisted.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||08/21/2012|
I wouldn't fuck one, but I would love to toss one, as long as he/she wasn't hurt!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||08/21/2012|
r120, Zach stayed in Oregon to help on the farm, continue working at the indoor soccer facility, do some youth coaching, and take classes at the local community college. I think he has plans to transfer to a 4 year university.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||08/21/2012|
Can they fix Zac's mouth?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||08/21/2012|
[quote]You do realize many DLers are very upset that the archive never came to be?
Isn't it still on the way? I thought that it was being worked on. That's why I paid.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||08/21/2012|
R127, it's never happening.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||08/21/2012|
PLEASE REMOVE THREAD
ATTORNEY FOR THE ROLOFF FAMILY
|by Anonymous||reply 129||08/22/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 130||08/22/2012|
i want to see midget dick!!!!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/26/2013|