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Smokin'' hot UPS men

Damn, I just had something delivered and what a man. Thick dark hair sprinkled with silver, pornstache, nice tan, late 30's-early 40's. I'm expecting something else later so hopefully it's the same driver. Off to shower and clean up.

by Anonymousreply 3302/22/2013

I love my UPS man. Not only is he handsome, with great dimples, he's unfailingly good-natured.

by Anonymousreply 107/28/2011

Take a 5, put him in a UPS uniform, and he's instantly a 7 or maybe even an 8. I'm not sure why, but it's the truth. Only works for UPS though. FedEx and USPS don't get a bump.

by Anonymousreply 207/28/2011

Love to see the legs when they wear shorts.

by Anonymousreply 307/28/2011

I've told this story a few times. I used to work in Greenwich, and I'd stroll along Greenwich Ave for lunch. The UPS driver who serviced the area at the time was blazing hot. I used to cruise him endlessly. One day I overheard a conversation between these two Greenwich trophy wives. One was telling the other that she'd seen the UPS guy a few times and wanted him badly. She kept sending packages to herself just so that he would show up at her door. She finally got him to fuck her on his fourth delivery.

by Anonymousreply 407/28/2011

Lucky bitch.

by Anonymousreply 507/28/2011

I think that some UPS know they're hot in their uniforms and play it up well. Our married UPS guy is unfailingly flirty with men and women. Good looking guy, tanned, bald, great hairy legs, fills out the sleeves of his shirt very nicely. It must be hot to know that folks want you and all you have to do is stand nearby while some office clerk is signing for "package". Any UPS guys here to tell any tales?

by Anonymousreply 607/28/2011

The UPS guy at my workplace turned me on so much (he was a hot young hairy Latino guy), that I had to beat off in the bathroom. And, I NEVER beat off at work.

by Anonymousreply 707/28/2011

[quote]Good looking guy, tanned, bald, great hairy legs, fills out the sleeves of his shirt very nicely

You just described a guy at my work who used to clean our carpets at my job (was extremely muscular, hairy, and very tall). After they stopped hiring him, rumor has it that he was bisexual and escorting on the side. Damn, if I only knew! Used to have many fantasies of him, haven't seen him since.

by Anonymousreply 807/28/2011

Ours looks like Ernest Borgnine...but female.

by Anonymousreply 907/28/2011

[quote]Any UPS guys here to tell any tales?


by Anonymousreply 1007/28/2011

"Any UPS guys here to tell any tales?"%0D %0D No.%0D %0D Those who can, do.%0D %0D Those who can't dream up ridiculous, lame ass fantasies and post them on DL.%0D

by Anonymousreply 1107/28/2011

All the NYC UPS guys I've seen are fugly.

by Anonymousreply 1207/28/2011

Advice needed:%0D %0D I have a straight friend - female - who's interested in her UPS guy. Should she make a move? And for straight sex, or offer him a bj?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1307/28/2011

Bend and snap. Works every time.

by Anonymousreply 1407/28/2011

My UPS guy has a jacked up grill. Very nice and helpful, tho.

by Anonymousreply 1507/28/2011

[quote]My UPS guy has a jacked up grill.%0D %0D What does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 1607/28/2011

My husband took a job as a seasonal UPS man when he got laid off 2 years ago. He worked the early AM shift (5am-1pm), and drove a package car for six months.

He looked damned fine in his brown uniforms. The only drawback was having to get up very early to be at Washington Dulles airport at 5am every day.

by Anonymousreply 1707/28/2011

jacked up grill = wack teefs

by Anonymousreply 1807/28/2011

The thing about UPS guys is that "I got this situation under control" attitude they always project. Ever seen on rattled? Hell, even in this ungodly heat, our guy strolls in without a drop of sweat on him.

by Anonymousreply 1907/28/2011

My ex's current bf is a UPS man. Muscular, well-built, very macho looking, HOT. Yet oddly at home he's also a collector of "Claire" dolls - that's where he met my ex, at a Claire convention (I think it's Claire - very high fashion Barbie sort).

My new bf and I were over there for dinner last week, and the ex and his "driver" were like two silly giggling teenage girls, all about "Claire". It was a little sick-making. Exactly the opposite of his macho UPS image.

So girls, don't judge a book by its brown cover...

by Anonymousreply 2007/28/2011

I hooked up with a guy through Craigslist who told me he was a UPS driver when we were fooling around. He was hot. Tall, lean body, and a big dick. He loved sucking my dick, too. %0D %0D I didn't have any reason not to believe him. He said he lived with his girlfriend, we hooked up at his place, and when I used his bathroom there was makeup other stuff in there.

by Anonymousreply 2107/28/2011

R21, did he do you with his uniform on?

by Anonymousreply 2207/28/2011

R22, no he didn't. We were both naked.

by Anonymousreply 2307/29/2011

We have observed that most UPS people appear to be either homosexuals or Lesbyterians.

by Anonymousreply 2407/29/2011

more stroies

by Anonymousreply 2501/05/2013

UPS guys are sexier than FedEx guys 4 sure.

by Anonymousreply 2601/06/2013

This is the Best!! I met MY UPS man while i was working a Fredricks Of Hollywood about 6 years ago!! He was SO SEXY and always waited for me to sign for the packages. After 2 years I changed jobs and started somewhere else and guess what he delivered a package to me at the new job 2 years later...2 years after that I changed jobs once again I thought he was gone BUT at lunch one day he walked in to the restaurant…. he was tatted and still looking so sexy (you could say I GOT MY PACKAGE).

by Anonymousreply 2702/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2013

My UPS guy is a real dreamboat, incredibly sweet and handsome. He's married or has a girlfriend. They go to gay clubs together and vacation on Fire Island.

by Anonymousreply 2902/21/2013

There's a fedex delivery guy who works out at my gym. He's friends with a friend of mine, so we sometimes wind up having conversations. He's a very cute, lean Latino guy in his early 20s. He's told us that he has several female FBs, most of them married, along his route that he "services" regularly, He met them all the first time he delivered a package to their homes.

by Anonymousreply 3002/21/2013

I've serviced two cable installers.

And someone collecting for Greenpeace.

For the cable dudes, one fast and hard rule: always, but always, have a porn going in your DVD player.

by Anonymousreply 3102/22/2013

There was a very hot, mustached, short Latin UPS guy with a wedding ring who used to fool around in the Lord & Taylor bathroom on the 10th floor with the queens that usually go there.

It would make me jealous because, although he would whip his dick out in front of me, he would never do anything with me. His "type" must have strictly been older, wispy queeny retail types (which, younger and built thicker, I wasn't).

I once ran into him on 34th and Park (my block) doing some deliveries. He looked the other way.

This was back in the early 2000's, so who knows where he or those Aunt Bea queens are any longer.

The one's who didn't get away and I got to fuck with:

My younger Croetian doorman (big tina freak)

The deli delivery kid (19 year old chubby black kid with tons of rapper clothes and hip hop attitude)

My uncut Puerto Rican plumber (cruised me while whipping his dick out in my bathroom in front of me - loved his ass eaten - we saw each other for about two years)

Several cab and truck drivers

by Anonymousreply 3202/22/2013

How nice.

by Anonymousreply 3302/22/2013
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